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redpill me on baldness
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redpill me on baldness
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>>24162220
It's when your hair falls out.
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>>24162220
>not going on hrt to stop your hair from falling out
You cis scum are pretty funny.
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>>24162220
Baldness can either go two ways:

>First - Shame, denial, depression, anger.

This person attempts to hide their baldness with a toupee. They might even try drastic measures to restore what little hair dignity they have left-- such as painful hair transplant surgeries and extremely expensive bullshit hair products. They're embarrassed about their baldness and let other's jeering remarks negatively impact their lives. The complex they've developed around their hair is a direct statement of their character as a shitty human being.

>Second - Acceptance

This person accepts that baldness is a trait they're cursed with and instead choose to view it as a blessing. They shave any potentially remaining hair off that grows and grow a fucking manly beard to show off how much they don't give a fuck. Girls love asking to rub their heads and give them compliments on their facial hair all the time; "it tickles so much when you kiss me teehehee".

They have no problem fucking your bitch.

Tl;dr life is what you make of it. Just own the baldness and it won't be such a shitty thing.
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>>24162494
t. balding kek
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>>24162494
>They shave any potentially remaining hair off that grows and grow a fucking manly beard to show off how much they don't give a fuck
Exactly what I did. Not without going through stage one though
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>>24162494
>I'm balding
Top
Fucking
Kek
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genetically inferior
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>>24162558
>>24162617
>>24163381
Sign of higher testosterone.
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>>24163405
>inferior genetics damage control
OK LOL
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it's the worst shit that can happen to you and still be a joking matter
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>>24162494
What if you can't grow a beard?
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>>24163405
It is a sign of genetic defective scalp follicle not of high test nigger.

it means you're genetically inferior
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>>24163519
Then why don't women go bald?
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>>24163503
it's still only like 10% as bad as being short
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its natures way of keking you

im sure theres some logical genetics arguement that its good for overall society because we cant all be chads and alphas and we need beta to make things and whatnot

>tfw started balding at 19 and im about as bald as the 2nd post at 25 and im a kv

i think im handling it rather well tbeeh f@m
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>>24163532
Because we're different biologically

you could have 1200 ng/dl testosterone and still maintain a full head of hair with maybe only temples receding like a minor vegeta hairline because those follicles have a weakness to test not just DHT

I'm not kidding btw it's not being higher test that causes baldness but your actual follicles being shit that they can't handle the DHT around them unlike healthy ones
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>>24163532
A lot of women have shitty hair genetics, and it shows. Notice the ones with big foreheads, thin hair and high temples. They don't go bald(some of them do, but only when they are really really old) because her testosterone levels, and thus DHT levels are nowhere near men's.
But that anon is right. Baldness happens because your follicles are sensitive to DHT, and prone to be damaged by it.
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>>24163578
Whatever. It's not like healthy, worthwhile women actually care if a man is bald as long as he owns up to it and shaves everything or keeps it short.

Plenty of alphas are bald.
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When you accept the fact you are going bald and just keep it short/shave it off no one gives you shit about it ever. The sooner you let go of your insecurity of losing your hair the sooner you will be free.
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>>24162494
I'm in the first stage right now except the only thing I do to hide it is wear a hat everywhere. If dubs I'll shave my head
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It's a genetic predisposition that we'll probably have a good cure for within the next decade.

All current methods of preventing baldness are only functional if you constantly take them, and in some cases they don't even work.

Finasteride is the most effective, by inhibiting conversion of testosterone to DHT, this prevents hairloss but also runs the chance of killing your libido, causing E.D., and sometimes growing tits, although these cases are supposedly rare.
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I was supposed to lose all my hair.

I got transplants and now it's almost as good as new

baldies, ask me anything
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>>24165781
I see bald guys with horrible scars on the back of their heads all the time. If it works why are they all so bald?
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>>24163405
Medfag here and this is fuckibg bullshit

Baldness is a sign of higher inflammation caused by DHT in your scalp nediated by prostaglandin I2 and just plain shitty genetics
it also correlates with depression, insulin resistance, low vitamin D, shitty diet, higher prolactin and estrogen
go fuck yourself with your manly meme
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>>24165801
You must have seen them during the shock loss phase.
http://www.orangecountyhairrestoration.org/frequently-asked-questions.html#faq16

Also that method of hair transplantation is now obsolete. Look up FUE
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>>24162494
Yeah if you're attractive and have good beard genes it doesn't have to be a problem.
That doesn't apply to most robots though.
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>>24165836
and lack of iodine
go study med properly fagglet
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>>24162494
You realize you're calling guys like Matthew McConaughey and Joel McHale shitty human beings?

The truth is hairpieces and transplants totally work AS LONG AS NO ONE KNOWS.
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>>24163577
>Because we're different biologically
>we
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>>24163547
Imagine being bald AND short AND autistic.

Now you know why I'm suicidal.
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>just fvck my shit up senpai
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>>24163517
Then we are fucked bro.

>>24162494
>They might even try drastic measures to restore what little hair dignity they have left-- such as painful hair transplant surgeries and extremely expensive bullshit hair products.

There is a way that actually works. But it has a nasty side effect. Not many people know about it and doctors are really cautious to give it to their patients.
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>>24166193
Finasteride pham?
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>>24166193
Been taking fin for 5+ years, no issues. The internet is just paranoid.
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>>24166257
Yup
>>24166276
Congratulations anon. You are not between the 20% that suffers sexual dysfunction after using Finasteride.
If someone else wanna take the bullet, good for him. But you have to be responsible and warn people about possible side effects.
What good would it be if someone grows hair, but can't even get his penis up?
>inb4 Viagra.
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>>24166123
lol is that wu, it looks exactly like xem
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Am I the only one that noticed balding mostly occurs with personality types?
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>>24162494
Two is literally only so if you are chad throbbingcock

Either way fuck off
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All men with genes related to male pattern baldness should be prevented from breeding. My faggot father has likely inflicted this curse onto me because he was too selfish to keep it in his pants.
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>>24163405

>tfw clinically low testosterone and very thin hair
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>>24165698
>fucking with your testosterone levels to keep your hair looking pretty
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>>24166642
It's your mother's father who is the most likely indicator of whether you'll go bald.
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>>24166812
My mother's father has lots of hair. And honey-like eyes. My hair is thin as fuck, and my eyes can't possibly be any more normal.
So, I disagree.
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I'm balding and there isn't a single bald man in my family. kill me please.
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>>24162494
>>24166119

Well both of these posts are correct in different ways. If everyone knows you're balding, the best thing to do is to take the balding in stride. No, nobody looks better without hair--but some confidence will make it a -1 instead of a -8.

Likewise, a high quality hair transplant will take care of everything, and nobody will be the wiser. But if people know you got the transplant (and most will if you waited past NW2), you're gonna get clowned more than you would've rocking a chrome dome.
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>>24166642
this desu, he cummed in the first woman that wanted to date him and he made me by accident, that balding faggit, now I have to suffer too
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>>24166363
puta barata transexual it's puta barata cara de verga pronouns.
puta barata transexual/puta barata cara de verga/puta
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