Who /mischief/ here?
Feeling extra cheeky today
Was just at the train station
>Lady in a hurry asks me if I know where line 4 is
>Say I don't know
>Know
>Announcer says train arriving in line 4
>Panics, wanders around for about 10 seconds, shouts "DOES ANYONE KNOW THE WAY TO LINE 4, PLEASE"
>Some guy points her the way
>Joyfully waves back at me before disappearing in the distance, as if to say "thanks anyway"
>Give her a thumbs up and a smile
>She might not have boarded the train
This is what robots need to do to fight against normies. Small, subtle things.
>>24162007
I always point females in the exactly opposite direction, when they ask me for the way.
>tell mom I'm studying for finals at friends' place
>play LoL at coffee shop for 8 hours
>no friends
>>24162092
CHEEKY
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K
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>Go to McDonald's and order food
>"will that be all?"
>"Yes"
I actually wanted one more thing
>be neet
>make completely factual posts on this board
>get called a normie by full time wagekeks
>go to public bathroom
>stand in middle of room
>spin around in circles pissing on everything
>cashier asks how i am
>say good
>actually bad
lol stupid bitch I got you good
>at store
>wearing similar clothes to what store uniforms look like
>lady thinks i work there and asks me about something
>say i'll go check
>leave store
True story, has happened twice at different places.
Seeing people miss trains and buses almost hurts me on a physical level.
>>24162346
>factual posts
>this board
Pick one senpai
>>24162451
Did you type "senpai" or "senpai"? Not even the robot knows because the word filter is first in line.
>go to /r9k/
>not actully a robot
heh nothin personeel kiddo :^)
>do nothing
>complain when nothing happens
>Woman at bus stop asks me what time it is
>I say I don't know
>She says can I look at my wrist watch
>I look her straight in the eyes
>No
Take that, you normie bitch
>>24162523
Who the fuck doesn't have a pocket watch that also does other stuff such as low fidelity voice communication?
>>24162539
Apparently she didn't. She just walked away upset and called me a fucking asshole.
>>24162557
That's fucking weird if it was recently.
>>24162523
She wanted to see if you had a status symbol watch. So she could cold dig you. But you're at a bus stop. And my six figures daddy has only owned battery powered quartz watches. Maybe she really did need a clock?
>"u gud"?
>"i gud"
>not gud
got em
>>24162574
Did you not get the memo that said that the pocket watches run on a battery that might run out?
God damnit someone is getting fired tomorrow.
>>24162471
A good old fashioned senpai desu
>>24162620
Why don't just tell them you're bad?
>refugee asks in broken English for train to XY
>show him the train to Hungary w. no stops
>he gets on
>>24162696
because I hate attention
>Have penis
>Use the women's restroom
>Nobody says anything
DEVILISH
>girl asks for lighter
>tell her I dont have one
>have one
I hate women
>>24162620
Kek'd at image
i just give the normies the directions.
im superior that is all that needs to be said. i feel sad for normies.
>>24162044
>>24162044
>point females in the exactly opposite direction,
best way to ensure that they arrive where they wanted to go on time. kudos anon, +1
>voted for Bush
>twice
>will vote for trump
>I actually think both guys are dumb as mud
Gotcha.
>>24163814
Saved the pepe :^)
