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ryan de luca is the ceo of bodybuilding.com, a good looking millionaire with above average body and face, and still went full kuckold mode.

and yet, you think your something special that prevents your girl from hopping on fresh cock every now and then :^)
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he and his gf being "happy" :^)
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>>24160867
>trusting woman
>ever
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>>24160876
wew lad

The major difference between him and Dan is he's more traditional, Dan just uses women as a fuckhole and then throws them away, because he never gets close to a woman that protects him from getting hurt. Probably the smart thing to do desu
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>>24160945

desu this familia
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reminder that I can overpower either of those fags in a firefight.
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https://instagram.com/danbilzerian/
holy fucking shit
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>>24161032
Damn, wish I had his life.
Literally ultimate neet.
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>>24160867
>be ausfag
>will never ever get to casually play with a scary black full auto rifle with tacticool optics in my bed

fuck the whore they come dozen a dime I want that gun, it's probably worth more anyway
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>>24161032
>https://instagram.com/danbilzerian/
Yeah. Polygamy is coming back. There was complaining in the news a while back about some guy in my country who does a similar thing, is rich and has dozens of women around.

This is the future. Monogamy is going away.
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You know dan whatever is either miserable or emotionally dead right?

It seems like he's living a great life, but he's not achieved anything and that is eating him up inside.
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>>24161208
you sound like a poor person
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>>24160867
I guess because I go for uglier girls than him?
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>>24160876
She is a strong 6 while he is 8.5 and loaded.

Why should he care?
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>>24161208
I rather be him and miserable rather then be me an miserable. At least he fucks bitches and has unlimited supply of money. Plus dude gets to do WHATEVER he wants. His life looks pretty exciting to me.
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>>24161208

What do you consider an achievement? I'd say he's already at the top. What does he have to prove to anyone? He's is basically king of neets. No one could feel bad with a life like his.
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>>24161227
When you're rich, they money doesn't matter. When you don't need to care about getting a new Lamborghini because you can just buy it your focus moves.

It doesn't take a behavioural psychologist to figure out that this guy has severe problems with self-esteem.

He failed the SEAL program, he only took $38,000 in World Series Poker, a film he paid to be in reduced his part as much as possible and the list goes on.

His only achievement appears to be a bullshit arts degree from a low ranked college.

But he is Armenian like the Kardashians so he might just be stupid enough to be fulfilled... But even they have achieved something!
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>>24161324
>>24161303

Thats probably what cavemen wouldve thought about /r9k/ brand neets. Shit is relative always every time. The only solution is an hero
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>>24161208
I don't think he's self aware enough of it for that.

>>24161096
But he's practically a robot. With loads of money.
He lacks social skills or any skill for that matter. He's a neet who failed at everything he ever tried (professional poker, marines) and only lives of his fathers money, literally paying people to spend time with him. Most of his women are prostitutes. Former guy friends of his all say he's insufferable and they only spent time with him for his money. When he tries to be cool he oftens fails (tries to throw a naked prostitute off his roof in the pool, misses, she breaks a leg and sues). His natural looks are sub-par and he trims his beard to make it look like he has a strong jawline.

I mean as a fellow robot of course I'm jelly of his lifestyle, but I don't actually wanna be him.
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bitch doesn't even have stock in her shoulder

thats gonna fuck her eye u[ when she fires
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>>24161418
i'm that, you're her eye, and her firing is you ever making a post on my board again, bitch.
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>>24161362
he failed because of fucking around with a gun or something AFTER hell week + Im almost sure he isnt crying himself to sleep over not being successful in gambling

but sure everyone is a miserable sack of shit in the world of anon, youre totally not projecting senpai
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>>24160876
Why is he dating a prostitute?
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>>24161623
Why do you suck your dad's dick? Who knows why people do what they do?
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I don't get it?

Dan bilzerman really had sex with that guys wife?

And then he posted a spiteful picture with proof?

Why is dan bilzman being so mean? Did the two guys know eachother bofrehond? And the bodybuilding guy fucked his gf as revenge?

seriously fill me in on the details
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Fuck Dan, his dad is the real alpha.

>self made, came from nothing
>war vet
>corporate raider
>defraud investors out of hundreds of million
>set up entire family for life
>gets away with it

Living the dream.
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>>24161630
Why are you being so defensive for dan?

Also does dan really think that people are THAT stupid to believe that these are real scenes? these are clearly photoshoots. this is not his real life. dan has got these women together in each photo, and is posing in a scene with them

this instagram is so weird. why is he putting these photos up? why is he trying to portray this person to other people?

does he so desperately want to be famous? I could imagine this sort of guy who would pay money to magazines for them to run a page where he gets 'interviewed' so it looks like the magazine sought him out for an interview instead of the other way around

this guy has some serious self-esteem issues or something. why does he want everyone to know that his lifes the lifestyle portrayed in the photoshoots. "poker millionare leads lavish style: worlds best bachelor?" "does this guy live the teenage dream?"

those will be the sort of article titles dan would be trying to acheive.

honestly this guy is creepy as fuck. he seems very needy or desperate.

why is he wasting his money like this? it's so shallow. I wish I had those sort of reasources I would do far better things that this shallow faggot is doing. does he want to be the male paris hilton or something? fucking hell what is he doing with his life? why do fucking losers like him get born fucking millionares never having to work a day in his while I am born poor. someone should shoot this fucking capitalist. meanwhile the rest of us are working, driving society and this fucking spoilter brat is doing nothing. some people actually deserve money you know your existence benfits nobody but yourself.
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>>24161956
This tbqh. Unfortunately, there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people who are just selfish. They're not even happy, too ego driven for that. They just want positive attention, which is any kind of attention that won't get them in real trouble.
This guy could be doing so much with his money and fame, but instead he just wants to impress other docuhebags by trying to be the biggest douche of all on Twitter. It's what I'd imagine a typical 7th grader would do if they were in his situation.
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>>24161956

you may be right on the ego/self-esteem, but his parties are clearly real.

bitches will hop right on board when you tell them that you're going out on your yacht with plenty of booze, knowing that you're rich and there may be other rich dudes there to lock down
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>>24161956
>meanwhile the rest of us are working, driving society

wagekek pls
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i would literale lick her feet while dan fucks her pussy tbqh familia
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>>24161208
So he's like all of us but richer?

That's still an upgrade, anon.
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>>24161956
>someone should shoot this fucking capitalist

He will probably be held for ransom or something at some point. That is like one of the first things I thought. Plus he comes with a shitload of guns.
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>>24162632
Exactly. People like him can keep me up at night. I'd be helping out my country and the poor by building more homeless shelters, finance schools for better equipment and education.

Also a very good example of a rich guy is Mark Zuckerberg. He's providing some many people with internet for basic health care and information that they should need. If you're interested, take a look at www.internet.org
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BB.com guy will just get a hotter and younger gf. Dan guy will keep on posing with escorts. Roasty toasty will be tossed aside like a used condom.
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>>24161956

Even his dad told him to get a job. kek.
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>>24162739
>that pic
I hate it when demons fuck my bitch!
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>Literal man child wins internet popularity contest while white blonde woman proves untrustworthy.

WOW amazing thread haha
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>>24162863

Cold you shill any harder you fucking kike?
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>>24161956
>these are clearly photoshoots

I don't think they're photo-shoots, the women are there because he has money, but I don't doubt one bit that he tells them exactly how to pose, where they have to sit, and all that shit.

You underestimate the power of money when it comes to women, it doesn't matter how boring, fat, short, or ugly you are; you walk into a room and people know you've got a near infinite amount of money and women will be trying everything they can to get with you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY9DiJHadUU&ab_channel=TheJasongenova

The order is out.
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>>24160867
>>24161032
Who the fuck is this guy and why do girls hop on his dick like its the cure for cancer?
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>>24163103

He is an e-celeb who is pissing away the millions his dad stole using pump and dump schemes. The women are escorts.
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>>24163103
He pays them with daddy's money
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literally who are any of these three people?
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>>24163103
Money and charisma
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should just reply "enjoy my sloppy seconds, keep trying to be me;)"
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>>24160867
what's the story here?
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>>24161324
>>24161303
>White people
Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.
Sex isn't everything.
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>>24164757
>Nig nogs have never been all about da pussy
Keep on deluding yourself
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>>24164783
Right, and those are the people you want to emulate?
DaShawn and Tyqueesha in the ghetto who sit around fucking all day and living off of welfare?
Like I said, fucking pathetic.
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>>24161227
Being rich feels like being able to cheat resources on a videogame, either you use them well or you loose all interest and it suddenly becomes boring to tears.
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>>24161362

You realize that SEALS training (BUDS) course has a dropout/failure rate of 70%? It's the hardest military training in the US forces. I'm not surprised he failed BUDS
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>>24161362
>money doesn't matter
he was raised wealthy and when you're comfortably rich the money is one of the only things that matter, because it's the money that keeps you living that way. he lives in a social circle that lives to spend money, regardless of where it comes from. he paid to be in a film like you paid to play an arcade game.

you're the one talking about him while he doesn't even know you. his achievements might not be obvious, and yeah he takes a fuck load of drugs which shows he has at least some problems, but assuming he's miserable by the shit you described while he's doing practically everything he wants is your own cry for attention. worst case scenario yeah he's got bad self esteem.....and a lot of money and women and a life that clearly a large part of the world envies. what do you compensate with? abstract 4chan posts?
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>>24164757
>>24164783
>>24164807
White people are really weird.
At least the stupid blacks who think life is nothing more than the pursuit of hedonistic pleasure are too dumb to know about the internet outside of whatever the latest social media app they can use on their phone is.
Yet, for some reason, we get plenty of whites who think like this all over 4chan.
Why can't these people stick to Facebook?
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>>24164902
>>24164930
>D-dan could you fill my bum now?
>C-can i have your sloppy seconds?
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>>24160876
He literally looks like a generic, middle aged queer.

No wonder she keked him
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>>24164951
>on 4chan
>talks shit about hedonistic pleasures
also are you really advertising for facebook :^)
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>>24164972
Do you really think that everyone on 4chan is some nihilistic NEET?
I'm here because I'm a pervert that loves vidya, not because I'm some pathetic loser who idolizes retards because I'm miserable and hate myself.
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>>24164757

I was more referring to the money, Sex is just the ice cream inside the sundae bowl. He is probably living life as close to how easy women have it as a man can get.
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>>24163080
I know jason genova is retarded but holy shit he has to be pretending and exaggerating at least a little
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>>24165027
>Idolizing someone because they live an easy life
Jesus Christ.
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>>24161956
>>24162863

Anon, you're too smart to be here on /r9k/ Pls go and escape this stupidity and negativity
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>>24165003
are you implying that if i don't write walls of text about how much i know some celebrity's secret tragic life, that i idolize them?

you're on 4chan either way, dashawn.
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I get really angry when I hear about cheating. Seething hatred type. I don't know why I care desu
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>>24160867
Yes, I live in a country where I am able to restrict her travel and shoot her if she commits adultery.
Hate all you want but living in backass places has huges ++++s if you're a male of the majority religion and race.

Get your shit together first world ;)
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>>24165052
No, I'm implying that if you actually sit here and imply that his life is something to aspire to, you are indeed idolizing him.
It's like if I idolized someone like Kanye.
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In the previous gilded age wealth was concentrated at the top. However, social convention greatly shamed promiscuous women so partnering was equitable.

We are now in a new gilded age where not only is wealth liberated but also women. Both are free to concentrate at the top while the rest of us learn to get by without.
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>>24160867
Him with Claire Abbott.

I wonder how her weird looking ex feels. At least he got her in her prime
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>>24165044

Recognizing a filthy rich person has a lot of money is idolizing now?
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>>24162863

Kek(both sense of the word)

I'm glad you aren't rich if you'd really waste it on that faggy shit. Lambos and porstitute photoshoots is worth way more than homeless shelters or healthcare for poor faggots who don't take care of themselves.

Also Cukcerberg is a stupid filthy jew. I hope he gets space aids. He is obviously copying bill gates and his fuck men lets give women even more money and attention foundation.
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>>24165123
she already looks really bad in that one compared to her other pictures. the wall is getting close.
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>>24165003
> I'm a pervert
FUCK OFF TO /GIF/ AND /HC/ THEN
> that loves vidya
How many video game threads do you see here? NONE

FUCK OFF TO /V/, NORMALSHIT
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>>24165123
this. life is unfair. i'm going to kill myself later today. goodbye, /r9k/.
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I don't know who Dan is, but he has a creepy internet defense force sucking that dick today
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>>24165187
Considering him to have achieved anything or be at the top in life is idolizing him anon.
>>24165252
>FUCK OFF TO /GIF/ AND /HC/ THEN
There's no loli, guro, ryona, toddlercon, or decent incest on /gif/ or /hc/.
I said pervert nigger, not normalfags "pervert."
>FUCK OFF TO /v/
>Implying I'm not browsing both boards
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>>24165336

Do I idolize ants for considering the nest they built to have been built by them? I think we have different understanding of the word idolize. I idolize Richard Stallman, I recognize that Dan has achieved things and is at the top in life.
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>>24165372
Dan didn't build anything though, what are you talking about?
He's just another bored bourgeois with more money than sense.
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I'm surprised people haven't been posting this picture of him and his wife more often
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Your gf cheating on you =\= kek
youre a kek if you forgive her or accept it
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Well i may not have his money, his cars or women but atleast I am taller than him. Dan is a 5'7 manlet.
Feels good.
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>>24161362

Wikipedia says he is running for president, is this dude just totally delusional?
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>>24165724
>5'7

Looks like there's justice in the world after all
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>>24165724
be careful dude the mods here are manlets. I made a post about bilzerian compensating for his height and it was deleted
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>>24166595
Schwarzenegger ran for governor, and succeeded.
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>>24161120
I'm just saying. Don't complain if women do the same, ok?
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That's what happens when you marry that type of girl
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>>24166863
they are all that type tho
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>>24165123
How does he do it? Does he have an agent that calls hot girls and tell them they'll get a few dozen thousands of dollars if they let him put his penis in them?

Genuinely interested in case I ever make money.
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I don't know who Dan Blizerian is but he seems like a giant cunt.
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>Being jelly of a turbomanlet compulsively posing with whores whos best before date has passed
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>>24160867
The most clear case of a manlet overcompensating ever.
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I only date SJWs who would inform me of any keking. If they didn't, they'd be raping me every time we had sex. Informed consent is a big deal to them. and you can't go back to smelly carnists after you've been with a supreme vegan
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>>24167350
exactly that except just photos and no penis insertion
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>>24161120
I've heard there's now this guy named Hugh Hefner who even built a mansion to keep all his bitches in with him.

Suck it up, traditionfags. Polygamy is the way of the future, not your stupid 1960s-style monogamy.
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>>24161362
>only $38,000
>only

That's more money than you ever seen in your life you fat neckbearded slob
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I joined and it's a bunch of scandinavian orbiters with 1 high-pitched voice girl.... ITS A TRAP
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>>24161667
>seriously fill me in on the details
the bitch and the kuck split up, then she went and fucked the armenian and then the bitch and the kuck got back together, the kuck found out the armenian's name on her phone, send him some text (probably "stay away from muh girl" or some shit like that) and then the armenian posted the pic in OP
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>>24161956
he is compensating that he has 0 personal achievements so he wants validation from others
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>>24167350
No my friend you don't get it. Rich folks hang around rich folks. They circle at places where the normal people can't circle. These circles are not very big, nice looking sluts get acces to these circles.

When you have money bitches will stick on you like flies on shit.
Seriously, when you get money call me. I will get you bitches, sluts and pornstars that will fuck you day and night.

I will be your homie, I will watch your back. I don't want your money, just some of the action would be great.

Remember, when you have money, than looks won't matter. The finest sluts will throw themselfs at your feet. A waifu, now that's hard to find but not impossible. I can also help you with that.

Please don't forget me.
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I've the feeling Dan fucks then helps to promote those whores to other millionaires and gains a fee in the process
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this faggy Dan guy would be seriously easy to take advantage of if a neet had the balls. He's insecure enough to undoubtedly get triggered by nonstop by the numbers smug "look how mad he is what a kek" trolling. You just have to get him buttmad enough to come to you and assault you. Make sure a friend or something is recording it, and right before he attacks, holler "PLEASE DON'T ASSAULT ME FOR WANTING TO CONVERT TO THE MUSLIM FAITH" and take your beating. Then he goes to jail, you sue him, settle for tens of millions of his daddy's money and boom.
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>>24162863
Get the fuck out of here you lying jew bastard!
And take that jew cocksuckerberg with you.
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>>24169876
Ok, you get the beating and convert to islam, I'll be the guy with the camera. Do we got a deal?
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