EGG MAN NEEDS OUR HELP (well..our $$$)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7vTloYQ5s
Seriously though, I think since we humiliated him on a national scale by framing him for the Oregon shootings we should all throw him a couple of bucks. Whaddya say robots?
>>24160360
fuck off eggman
I got a couple of old Chuck-E Cheese tokens if that helps any.
Fuck so that was actually his thread the other day asking how to make money?
My bad. Sorry eggy for telling you to gtfo.
fuck no
eggman gets nothing
>>24160396
we should throw him a couple of bucks
Looks like he has oral herpes
i say tripfags are cancer
>>24160403
No, eggman.
FUCK YOU EGGMAN FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ABANDONED US YOU FUCK WHEN YOU WENT OFF YOUTUBE I ALMOST FUCKING KILLED MYSELF GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>24160403
See, I had sympathy for Eggman in the beginning because of the shooting thing but it's clear that that only fed his ego and now he thinks he's a celebrity that's worth paying money to to get a video from.
>>24160408
Probably from going down that roastie who wanted to go out with the "bad boys" he went out with after the Oregon shooting.
>>24160408
Yeah. "My lips are chapped." Not really bro. Stop rubbing your fingers all over that shit, jesus.
Also why didn't he sue the news networks for posting his face and saying he was the oregon shooter. Duh.
>>24160403
Eggman pls go
Will he record a song for me if I do?
>>24160360
tried showing your dingding for cash? or maybe taking a bbc, you know that might be actually entertaining?
Give me black pill 2 and I'll donate
>>24160403
EGGMAN EGGMAN GO AWAY
DON'T COME BACK ANOTHER DAY
He didn't even say how much he's charging desu.
Someone should try asking and post results.
>news shows, local news sites, blogs all accusing him of being a murderer
>doesn't sue
Not my fault he's sad and broke.
>>24160505
Any $1 and up I'm not paying.
>>24160466
Did he actually not even try? He must be a dumb ass then
>>24160360
The dumb-fuck wasted his money on fucking trips, to mexico and canada. I don't give a shit about that deformed normie, tbrfh.
How can he be broke? He was all cashed up for his year without normies so what happened, meth?
>>24160573
He traveled the world looking for pussy
He renounced his robothood and started chasing every female who would even spit in his direction
Now he's crawling back to us with hands outstretched
>tfw I missed him but he's basically betrayed us
>>24160360
>9 trillion people made fun of me and gassed my feelings genetically
>give me money so I can cope
>>24160573
>>24160588
>"I'm starting a new chapter in my life." - eggman
Was going broke apart of this chapter?
>>24160360
>I'll do anything
>I'm open to request
>I just need some moolah
Damn man, he is so desperate but can't blame him. He is probably worried about his livelihood, can't say I blame him.
I honestly feel bad for him and you can tell he is feeling a bit of shame asking for money, but at this point he is really whoring himself out.
>>24160677
He might as well sell his body on the street.
I'd rather not eggy.
Why don't you get a job?
>>24160718
He said in the video he has a new one but he's still begging for money.
When I saw the views going up on the video, I figured someone posted a thread about it.
My net worth is down to about 5 dollars now and yes I'm desperate and whatever else you want to call me. I didn't post this thread and have no intention of taking money from anyone, but I just needed to put something else out there.
I've been putting up voice work ads on craigslist for weeks without a single response.
I've been trying to sell everything I have that I don't need.
I'm just short of panhandling along the highway so I don't really know what to do but I hope I get something figured out before too long.
>>24160728
Try sucking dick
>>24160718
He said he has a job but he isn't getting paid for another week, also he will be scraping by on minimum wage. It seems like he is just afford he won't make ends meet so he is trying to scrape some extra cash for donations, also he only has $40 right now and won't get paid for another week.
He just doesn't think he can survive a week on $40, I don't know his situation but he might have bills/gas that he has to pay for plus food and what not. I'm not defending the guy I'm just answering your question and giving some context....
>>24160728
How much are you charging is the question. It better not go into double digits.
>>24160728
What happened to The Black Pill 2? Have you simply changed your philosophy on dating and now no longer have the heart to make it?
In any case, I'm a broke NEET but I'll ask my mommy if I can spare a couple bucks.
>>24160521
This, fucking idiot.
Why is this guy so fucking broke?
>>24160728
Damn that's...that's pretty depressing actually. Do you not have like family/relatives/friends or anyone that could help you out? or like put you up till you get back on your feet? Other then welfare or some shit I'm not sure what else you could do....
>>24160728
How much are you charging eggman?
You posted in your thread the other day that you're willing to draw too. Are you still open to doing that?
>>24160536
he cant sue because they didnt use his real name
>>24160728
This place frames you for murder and the next thing you do is beg for money?
C U C K
U
C
K
He's a fucking non-virgin tripfag camwhore.
Literally the worst poster on this board.
>>24160728
I have $5,000 I do not need. But first tell me the following things:
1. What happened to the money you have been saving, the year without normies?
2. Are you a drug user? If so, which drugs have you tried
Please leave your email so we can exchange details and I can transfer the money to your bank account.
>>24160799
Eggy has a lot of supporters and sympathizers on this board anon.
>>24160728
THE EGGMAN HAS CRACKED
>>24160818
>I have $5,000 I do not need.
>$5,000
>do not need
Are you drunk, nigga?
BLACK PILL 2
WHEN
H
E
N
>>24160360
gtfo eggman get a 2nd job
>>24160818
>I have $5,000 I do not need.
This is bait
>>24160823
He's pretty much a glorified beta orbiter for /r9k/.
>>24160728
I'll give you $20 if you remove your herpes
>Giving this normalfag attentionwhore money
You guys realize it's just an act, right?
He isn't even a robot, he isn't a virgin.
>>24160762
Anything as long as it's not 1 cent to read the dictionary. Send me a youtube message and we can talk. One dollar would be plenty.
>>24160768
Black Pill 2 is going to go beyond women into the subversion of our society by the ruling elite and their goal of a one world government
>>24160778
I couldn't sue for anything
>>24160796
Yes I will draw
>>24160799
Not begging, just trying to do something, I didn't even make this thread
>>24160838
Sounds more like a brilliant ruse to get eggys contact information.
Theres no way someone here would offer 5k of their precious neetbucks to eggy.
ill literally pay for black pill 2
Hey eggman
how do you respond to allegations that you are a "fuccboi" and a "straight up bitch ass cryin nigga"
>>24160859
>Black Pill 2 is going to go beyond women into the subversion of our society by the ruling elite and their goal of a one world government
Holy fuck, I am pumped.
>>24160728
You should just get a sugar daddy or momma. Which ever works for you.
>>24160360
Eggman has the herps. Didn't think his face could get more disgusting.
>>24160818
I spent it all on travel costs and bills and vehicle maintenance.
Driving around, eating out every day, staying in hotels all the time just murdered my money, and then I moved too so that cost money. I've just had a rocky time getting back on my feet.
And I don't do drugs. I haven't even smoked a cigarette in 6 weeks or more.
>>24160859
e-eggman gave me a (you). Senpai acknowledged me.
>>24160883
>herpes
Can he get anymore normie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqgSOrNpPz0
10k views, 10k people think you're dead senpai.
>>24160838
>>24160847
>>24160864
I'm a trust fund baby. I live in my late uncle's home and don't ever have to worry about working. I spent half of what I'm offering to eggman just last weekend on a collector's item I'll probably end up giving or throwing away. $5,000 really isn't a lot, objectively speaking.
>>24160899
He would still be alive if it weren't for you faggots.
>>24160360
>eggman literally begging for money from /r9k/
get fucked normie
>start kickstarter for blackpill series
>>24160908
Don't send it to a non-virgin tripfag then. Buy some ad space here on 4chan for a campaign to make /r9k/ the robot homeland.
>>24160908
Almost like a small loan, right?
>>24160859
>Black Pill 2 is going to go beyond women into the subversion of our society by the ruling elite and their goal of a one world government
I'd love just to take a look at the world from eggman's point of view.
I love you Eggman. I'm your biggest fan.
>>24160908
Don't send it to the normie attention whore then.
>>24160859
>Black Pill 2 is going to go beyond women into the subversion of our society by the ruling elite and their goal of a one world government
Eggman: The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Anon: What truth?
Eggman: That you are a slave, Anon. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage... born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.
Set us free Eggy.....set us free...
>>24160859
Eggman how much for full body detailed nudes with face?
>>24160859
you could probably start a gofundme for BP2, but it better fucking be incredible
>>24160360
Get a fuckin job you cunt. I had to get a job to survive WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I PAY FOR YOH
We send money for eggman to do an LP for us.
>>24161005
No we do stuff like >>24160982
If he wants money then he's going to have to humiliate himself like the whore he is.
Eggman how much for you to shove stuff in your ass?
>>24160859
>tfw eggy himself responded to my snapchat, but I was too excited to screenshot
>>24160859
I don't have a lot of money either bro, I'm broke as shit too but I'll flick you like 5 dollars if it helps you eat dude. I've been there, still am there, but a bro in need ..
>>24160940
Oh eggman isn't a virgin? That would actually change a lot. Can anyone back this statement up with something? I really only sympathized with him because I was able to relate to his khv blackpill shit.
I'm going to sleep soon
>>24160859
>Not begging
>>24160995
He has a job but he isn't getting paid for another week and is worried he won't be able to get by on $40 until payday.
Did you even read the fucking thread? or watch the video? Damn I'm not defending the guy but shit that question has been answered already and you aren't the only person to ask it.
>>24160939
this, I'd donate to that
>>24161034
>falling for tripfag lies
baka senpai
>>24161034
He hired a hooker one time, I believe it was some ugly fat tier hooker also wasn't she black? I can't remember but she was like a 4/10 or something....
I don't even know if she was a hooker, I just know she was like some fat tumblrina sjw tier girl...
>>24161046
>1 week
>$40
you're such a whiner eggman, just bear it for one week faggot.
>>24161026
An /r9k/ celebrity responded to us.
Feels good family.
>>24161034
He fucked some fat, degenerate single mother from what I remember him telling us once.
>>24161058
>6'1 and non-virgin
fucking eggchad
>>24161046
Well then tough fucking shit if the nigger is too stupid to handle his money he can fucking starve
>>24161058
That's a disappointment. I thought I might be able to do someone some good for once. But I don't really want to support a normal-fag. Thank you for sharing this before I wasted my time and money
>>24161046
>>24161073
I meant that I had 40 bucks total. My 2 checks will barely even cover the bills so that 40, which is now 4.69, would cover all food and everything for who knows how long.
But obviously going back to youtube was a mistake that's just going to get me more grief.
Forget I asked, I will take down the video and go back to my craigslist postings.
>>24161105
But how is he going to go cross-country to fuck low-tier bitches?
>>24161074
it's pretty awesome, I haven't stopped fingering my asshole for the whole thread
>>24161073
I'm not eggman retard, I was explaining his situation to your dumbass question.
>>24161107
I'm glad you were able to make an informed decision.
>inb4 eggy defense force says it doesn't count cause she was fat
>>24161111
>go back to my craigslist postings.
jesus christ he's hit rock bottom lol
feels good
>>24161111
Get a second job, lazy ass.
>>24161111
Nice quads eggy.
Don't take the video down. There are people here who want to help you out. Not all of us are assholes.
>>24161111
EGGY YOU GOT QUADS!!!
>>24161111
Eggman, we need your wisdom.
Please stay
>he took down the video
>>24161137
But those are idiots, anon. They don't no any better as to how to spend their money.
>>24161111
fgt just leave it up.
I'm sure someone will throw a buck or two your way eventually
I hate you all.
>Bully eggman off the board and frame him for a shooting.
>Make daily Eggman appreciation threads.
>wah I feel sorry for Eggman we shouldn't have framed him for the shooting I wish he would come back I miss him.
>Eggman comes back.
>Be rude enough to him again so he leaves and deletes his video.
>>24161137
>not sending normie attention whoring tripfag money
>asshole
kekerino
He should just donate blood plasma. I heard that pays decently.
>>24161130
Yeah that's life I guess.
>>24161135
I tried. I barely got the shitty job that I did and at least I get good hours there.
>>24161137
I'll just go back to what I was doing. I can't expect anyone to want to help me here after framing me for a murder.
>>24161142
Yep
>>24161148
Too l8m8
Eggy, your donation info should be in that video's description
Mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDf7j6qQnQ
>>24161187
>Eggman comes back
>Begs for money because he blew it all on his road trips and sluts
>>24161034
He has written about having sex with two different non-prostituted women.
>>24161187
Never had sympathy for eggman, always hated stupid eggheads like yourself who stick up for him no matter what.
Hope he dies tbqh.
>>24161213
Become a tripfag who makes interesting enough youtube videos and you can lead the same life anon. No need to be jealous.
>>24161202
>framing me for murder
>>24161111
Youre a fucking stupid idiot and your situation is a cause of that
>>24161187
Go fuck yourself you little fanboy cum rag
Why dint YOU be the good little kek and dinate to this worthless sack of shit then
>>24161202
>I can't expect anyone to want to help me here after framing me for a murder.
You're not in jail or dead, right? Besides didn't you get some whores who liked you for being framed? You should be thanking this board.
>>24161202
I'm going to message you in a little bit family.
>owns car
>is wageslave
>has had sex multiple times with non prostitutes
>is over 6'
>has "above average" dick
>lives alone in house
>attention whores
>leaves /r9k/ because he has his youtube orbiters
>blows money and comes back to beg
LMAO GET FUCKED
>>24161202
Fuck you eggman! If you won't make the blackpill 2 then I will! Ok! I d-don't need you.
Please don't go
What's this about eggman being framed for a murder?
>>24161202
Why don't you just do a fundraiser for black pill 2? You know we've been wanting that for fucking ages now, its your most anticipated video, why not utilize that and get some money for it?
>>24161283
>Oregon shooting happens
>/r9k/ pins it on eggman
There you go.
>>24161294
>people are willing to pay money for this
>just eggman rambling on for 20+ minutes
He removed the vid or made it private. Did anyone save it?
>>24161329
Personally I think eggy's a good speaker and I like watching his videos.
I wouldn't pay for it but I could understand why people would if they had the money to do so.
>>24161331
>>24161211
da desu
egg man rip in piss
>>24161211
>>24161347
You're the best senpai.
>>24161034
>>24161058
>>24161107
and with that non-virgin scum dies out of starvation for being a normalfag scum
I love you r9k
eggman go away
i just watched eggmans videos, and honestly, he seems like a good person at heart, but isn't every robot? i think eggman just needs to ask his parents for help, and to clean up and stuff, you are a good person eggman
>>24161211
is this mirror uploaded by eggy? Seems like a good way to get more views
>>24161294
are you dumb? did you not read the thread?
>>24160360
>>24161211
I fucking called it!
Told you eggman is just a fake persona of some guy who isn't a virgin and fuck hookers. He stumbles upon r9k, reads posts in woman hate threads and then make video on youtube "black pill". Suddenly his a "prophet" for newfags who adore him. They think eggman "pilled" r9k on women, while it was the other way around. He wants attention and money from those newfags so he keeps leaving r9k and coming back again and again.
Called that he will be back begging for more attention and money after he made video "I'm done with r9k".
Now he's back and wants your money.
Eggman you fucking nonvirgin fake persona hypocrite leave r9k the fuck alone.
>>24161542
How would that work?
>>24160768
>>24160875
>>24160892
>>24161187
>>24161268
>>24161294
>Why don't you just do a fundraiser for black pill 2?
Why do you want to pay someone (eggman) to read what had been already written in for example woman hate threads many times before? You do realize "black pill" is just some shit eggman saw on r9k and tried to monetize? Or are you this fucking retarded fucking newfags? Go lurk on r9k more idiots.
>>24161592
also he has herpes
How did you not sue for the media disaster? You do know you could have gotten millions off of that right? You still can if you fucking hurry.
>>24161708
>You do know you could have gotten millions off of that right
>>24161202
hey eggy don't give up not everyone hates you
>>24161725
He could have sued the fucking media who put his picture up on live television and named him as a mass murderer. Did he not? Is he an idiot?
hey eggman youre really ugly lol
>>24161742
>who put his picture up on live television and named him as a mass murderer
I'll take Things That Didn't Happen for 200 Alex.
>>24161727
make a fanpage on facebook for him and stay there normalfag
>>24161592
The impressive thing about eggys performance is many robots believe anything he says. It seems more likely he's making some shitty independant film or doco, about this eggman character blundering thru life and occasionally having relatable shenanagins on various sites especially /r9k/. Culminating with a suicide bombing on a female president. Eggman, the motion picture. The question is what is the rest of the movie about? A steamy gay orgy works to explain the herpes for a start
>>24161742
>He could have sued the fucking media who put his picture up on live television and named him as a mass murderer.
No one showed his picture or called his name. They just told that the suspect is someone called "Eggman" who have disturbing youtube channel.
>>24162262
>They just told that the suspect is someone called "Eggman"
I don't think they even did that.
The most specific was CNN referencing his Seattle Video.
Only that one minor website ever posted his face.
>>24160385
kek-e cheese
>>24161592
>all those presumtions
>>24162582
they all turned out right though
>>24160360
>Seriously though, I think since we humiliated him on a national scale by framing him for the Oregon shootings
bahaha
it's so hilarious when you just say it like that.
>>24162773
I don't like it, he wants robots to give some attentionwhore their chicken tendies
>>24162718
you seem to make many false presumptions which is why you wound up here
He's a normie. Fuck off.
>>24163476
name one thing about eggman that isn't true
>he's not a virgin
>he's attention whore
>he's hypocrite
>he's begging for money
>he's pretending a prophet with his blackpill while it's just things he saw on r9k and tries to make as his own discoveries
Eggman why didn't you keep the video upp there were people willing to help. Please don't die it would make me very sadcan I get a (you) from you please it would make my day
>>24161211
What the fuck is up with that haircut? I didn't realize it was eggman at first, I thought it was a 40-year old lesbian lady.
>>24160360
Fuck Eggshit! He doesn't believe in fembots.
>>24160728
use mturk you ugly faggot
>>24160908
could I have $200 to pay for a visit to the dentist
it's been a while and I'd like to have teeth at 70 but I can't afford dental insurance
>>24164125
What's that?
Hiroblox nigger jew
>>24160360
>removed
eggman you fuck
>>24164506
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDf7j6qQnQ [
I saw it Eggman.
I saw the video
>>24160859
Make your fwb roomate pay for shit. Link her Myfreecams
>>24161211
>herpes
desu desu desu
Who gives a shit if eggman is a failed normie, he speaks his mind from a viewpoint many of us can relate to.
His perspective comes from the very bottom of society, eggman lives on the last rung of the social ladder. Eggman shows us how ugly society really is.
Mills if you're reading this, just keep making content. Keep making videos, podcasts, posts, anything. I'm also a failed normie but I'm a khv as well. I'm not autistic and I have hobbies, yet my only crime was that I was born an ugly male living in 2015. Your videos remind me of how disgusting society is towards people at the bottom, don't stop making content man.
>>24160521
He tried to sue but he wasn't able to since nobody "official" was naming him as the killer.
just facebookers and bloggers.
>>24160360
beggars are fucking pathetic.
>>24166686
>eggman
>very bottom of society
lol
Id donate a dollar to keep him alive. Why not. He's provided more than a dollars worth of entertainment
>>24166872
He's broke, no college education or trade, and ugly
>>24166881
give me your money you stupid gullible normieshit.
EGGMAN HAS BEEN REDUCED TO PANHANDLING ON THE HIGHWAY
I REPEAT
PANHANDLING
HAAHAHAHA
He can live off of $5 a day literally, the only thing he wouldnt be able to afford with that is grooming and showers.
>>24167022
I have 9 dollars. Do a transgender mass shooting then get back to me and you can have one.
>>24166881
>rumored to be transgender
gets me everytime...
>>24166686
>but I'm a khv as well
But eggman isn't virgin. He's a hypocrite. Black pill is just a parody of what he saw on r9k.
>>24167667
No, black pill is he reality he saw
No Nest Egg for Egg Man slogan?
fuck all y'all
>>24166686
Nah, real robots are at the bottom and he's above us.
>>24167806
Eggman is what happens when a robot tries to integrate with the normies
>>24167823
he gets laid?
>>24167823
He's admitted to having sex with two different women who weren't prostitutes.
>>24167746
how new are you? have you ever been in woman hate threads? r9k was misogynistic before eggman, eggman is a con
>>24160859
EGGYS BACK
bump, eggman are you still here?
Save eggman
Did he put it on his Egg White channel, I missed it. I don't know if he has any other channels.
>>24169287
Yeah but these fuckers made him delete it tbqh.
>>24161111
those are quads
>>24160360
New pic in my eggy collection exclusively from his snapchat
>>24168944
Good god that's foul
>>24169449
what's his snapchat? Don't want to get muted for an unoriginal comment.
So this is the Man Egg the DecisionBot9001 was talking about.
Why the fuck would you waste your money to travel across the country and meet women. Game is about meeting local(ish) girls relative to your location. Saw your blackpill video up till genetically superior shit you sound kind of angry/resentful that you can't pull super hot females.
Society isn't being subverted just people lining their pockets and people lining up to do it for them. Do you really believe that bullshit or will you do anything for page views?
Not to shit on your work I just don't believe it.
>>24160464
r9k bad boys? please tell me that thread is in desustorage. link?
>>24160728
TextBroker. Use it, faggot.
>>24169391
roastie succubus. you sucked eggys dick and all his monies
>>24160360
Let's start a foundriser for tripfags with ranking of how pathetic they are. They must post a picture or movie while they do something humiliating for money.
Who is egg man? Seriously
>>24169478
Yeah, the poo is pretty gross too.
