>>24160156
Blimey govner! i sure hope the ol' emu overlords dont come to rape me anus todai!

>>24160183
Bet you can't even pronounce emu lol

>>24160268
innit rite thar govna ye got ye a kangey schlong in yer mouff or sumfin?

fuckin struth as mates! today was a bloody ripper i tell ya!

>>24160268
emoo init?

>>24160332
didja 'appen to catch the nabby at the ole diggery dangle ey? was a rite lafff thar was innit?

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NOTICE ME SENPAI BAKA

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any qt girls in Melbourne

Nearly died in a car crash last night. Appreciate life a lot more now desu

where are all of the australian robots?

>>24163034
There aren't any, just normies and they only post on saturays since most of htem will have work tomorrow. There's a reason why austhreads only take off on weekends

Aussie is way too hot how do you ballbags handle it?

>>24162004
I am moving to melbourne in February

>>24163114

vented air conditioning in my house desu

>>24163056
Fucking aye. I tried to browse the threads over the weekend but they were so full of normie garbage, closed quickly. Can't those cunts go to /b/ or /soc/.

Just spent a whole day walking around sydney with a friend I've never done anything with outside of uni before
went to a museum and the opera house and all kinds of shit
he walked me to my train platform and I got to hug him at the end

thanks for listening to my blog

Hi cunts, I'm in Sydney, Stanmore.

Looking to hook up with a robot for casual homosexual encounters.

Anybody interested?

Seriously? Nobody in Sydney interested in getting fucked in the arse?

I may even suck your cock too.

I am a married man, but have always had this fantasy about getting together with a socially inept, younger robot-type.

>>24163209
>with a friend I've never done anything with outside of uni before
normalfag pls go

>>24163246
>>24163347

sounds too gay desu

>>24163347
Fuck off gay cunt

Adultery and homosexuality should be punished by death

>>24163145
wanna fuck?

>>24160156
Spent nearly 4 hours wandering around the blue mountains. Literally nobody is ever there, if the terrain weren't so shitty it would be maximum comfy

Worked for 12 hours desu

>>24163170
frequent swearing

>>24163246
i got a mate who might be down lives in balmain if you want some prime genetics rich white boy 8inch cock

>>24163372
mountains is the fucking best man. have you been to the everglades in leura?

>>24163370
No thank you I'll pass

>>24163402
I've been to leura and checked it out, but i haven't ha time to really go in any depth. I've only been here a month or so and I'm hoping to check it out before it gets into summer proper, these rains have really fucked with my plans

>>24163435
Fuck you women are all the same

>>24163202
They do, idk why the overlap is so strong or what those retards are doing on this board at all

>>24163114
The moment I enter my home I immediately start to remove pants and shirt.

I remain that way until I leave the house.

I only leave the house to go to air conditioned venues.

>be England
>send all your poor people to prison
>transport them all to a hot, desert island with deadly animals
>cross fingers they'll die
>fast forward 200 years
>prison dump is a better country by almost every possibly measure

THIS IS A CONCEPT THAT CAN NOT BE CONCOCTED IN YOUR OWN MIND!

>>24163653

I don't like going to bed naked because it makes my bed all sweaty and moist
but wearing clothes also makes my bed sweaty and moist

Any cunt from innisfail fuckin shit hole

>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LABOR'S RECKLESS SPENDING HAS DOOMED US ALL
>BETTER RAISE A REGRESSIVE TAX TO TACKLE A BUDGET EMERGENCY THAT DOESN'T EXIST

Liberal voters should be culled off

Melbourne girls pls date me

Any perthfags on?

>>24163634
Anyone that isn't a NEET should just fuck off from r9k

Who /Brisbane/ here? Depressed as fuck, too anxious/paranoid to find 420 connections, losing my friends due to my anti social behaviour (doctor wants to put me on antipsychotics) I want to move to Norway and finish uni there. Can anyone sell me weed?

>>24164283
Sorry senpai, finished the last of my bud over the weekend. Laying off while I knock my exams over.

Good luck on your search m8

>>24164353
That's a good idea. I have an exam Friday so I shouldn't really be thinking of anything else but drugs are so tempting even at the best of times

>>24164450
Feel you dude. I don't know, sometimes it's hard to wrap your head around how hectic this time of year is.

>>24164283
>>24164353

>doing drugs
fucking degenerates

>>24164554
Rude desu senpai

>>24164554
Just a bit of weed every now and then. Easy m8

>>24164283
Well I'm not in brisbane atm (on the coast) but I feel yah man, why norway?