>will never meet a bitter, qt asian boy like picture related
>will never become his girlfriend and help him see the positive things in life while he slowly warms up to me
>will never get to experience moments of his genuine caring for me
>will never get to support him in everything he does and comfort him when he feels down
what's your ideal gf/bf like?
>>24159459
you'll just leave him halfway once he stops showing anger and starts showing mushy pansy girl feelings. or at least ask him about open relationships
>>24159517
nope! I'm not sure why you'd assume I'd do something so horrible to someone I just described as my 'ideal'. the whole helping him to be happier when possible and providing support and understanding for his emotions be they positive or negative is part of the deal.
W-where you at OP?
>>24159566
I live in the middle of nowhere in norway.
>tall, willowy
>boyish body
>neotenic face
>no makeup
>wears black and gray
>no tattoos or piercings
>black hair with bangs
>talks in monotone
>doesn't like going out
>cynical but funny
>smart
you remind me of the fate i don't have OP, stap. ;_;
>>24159603
Can I have hot chubby sex with you and never speak again?
not 3D but this is my ideal girl
>>24159588
Move to California, then we can figure something out.You sound qt.
i want a qt asian bf who is kind and pure :-)but i don't think one exists out of the 2d world
>>24159687
Where do I find you?
>>24159687
>i want a qt asian bf who is kind and pure
This is the first time I've seen a girl wanting a nice guy
>>24159604
I'm 98% sure this is a reference to a hip and cool meme I've missed but...if not, hello!
>>24159603
while you're not for me because I have a very set in stone"perfect bf" vision and our interests probably don't match up, there's someone out there for you! try not to put yourself down, embrace yourself for who you are and try to focus on the way you treat other people instead of being so hard on yourself. you can do it.
>>24159677
you sound cute too! maybe someday.
>>24159687
there are plenty of boys like that, keep your chin up!
>mets Asian boy online
>meet him at a pancake resturant
>we text a while after meeting in real life and he said he's not talking unless I give him some pussi
This is how it always ends with Asian guys 9/10 times
>5'1-5'7
>Blue eyes
>Pale skin
>Thin but not too thin, with a nice ass and tits
>Weeaboo
>Shy
>Emotional
>Cries often
>Likes reading, traveling, eating
>Kind of reclusive
>Can cook
>Likes and dressing in cute outfits and looking pretty
>Enjoys my rants about boring shit no one cares about
I look like a crappy 19 year old version of this. So not at all.
A qt girl who thinks social media and trends is trivial.
>>24159588
Marry me, I want to leave amerifat and join socialist utopia. Can offer money in exchange, no sex or intimacy required or expected. Just FYI, I am not qt Asian boy. More like ugly mexiboy.
>>24159743
That looks pretty attractive
>>24159588
I live in Norway and I'm like that but not Asian.
>>24159459
do you want a pet or a man
>>24159459
If I'm being completely honest, I have a gf but man one of my guy friends is really fucking hot and I want him to hold me a lot. Like super fucking homo. I'm a senior in high school, gf moved over the summer for college and we haven't been talking much. My friend is about 5'9" short brown semi curly hair, and he's Greek. I'm usually a downer in most conversations but when I talk to him and one of his interests get brought up he just starts talking with this beaming smile and it makes me want to cry out of happiness that something I said could make someone so happy.
>tfw into femdom so that's why I'm probably bi now
>>24159714
u lie :c
people who aren't 2d cannot truly be pure or kind
>will never get to date kaneki
this genuinely upsets me at times
>>24159588
ta selvmord din javla raseforredar
>tfw no samurai bf with long hair
>tfw no old school yankee delinquent bf with a pompadour
>tfw no pretty twinky kpop idol looking bf
>tfw just gonna stick to white guys to avoid exposing my creepy fetishization
>>24159861
>>tfw no pretty twinky kpop idol looking bf
iktf
I don't even want a girlfriend anymore. I just want a fuckbuddy friend.
>be bitter asian standard-looking male
>will never have a wife that kinda looks like fubuki
>will never have a wife as loyal and fucking insane as saint olga of kiev, who burns down a city in revenge for my death and spurns all suitors to ensure my son retains power when he grows up
Mfw the whores in the thread reject the actual azn robots who fulfill all of their specifications.
You dumb whores don't know what you want.
don't want one, because i'm a big baby who can't handle the negative parts of a relationship, mostly related to doing things that might get me in trouble. my only motivation in life is not getting in trouble. girlfriends might get mad at me and i can't handle it. always have to be the good guy, not because i'm good, but because i'm a narcissist. so i guess this thread isn't for me to post in, i'm just shitting it up. bye
>>24159716
that's a real pity...
>>24159727
she sounds cute, I hope you'll find her!
>>24159743
that's not bad at all, please don't put yourself down.
>>24159757
no money required! I can't just marry a stranger, but we could be friends if you'd like. do you like sweets? I bake a bunch.
>>24159784
oh, I'm sorry, it does come off a bit like that doesn't it? I'm just drawn to people who aren't happy in general because I want to help them if possible. not in a "hello child I am here to save you" sort of way but more like...hello let's support one another?
>>24159811
kaneki's a great character, treasure him in your heart it's the safest place there is.
>>24159919
>[...] who burns down a city in revenge for my death and spurns all suitors to ensure my son retains power when he grows up
anon that's a bit...well, it's nice to have dreams.
>>24159714
Nope, not a meme, legitimately my type. My type doesn't get out much so they are quite hard to find. You fit or something? If so, you can be happy knowing you have ideal traits for someone.
I forgot
>loves animals
>>24159930
which posts are you referring to?
>>24159939
>legitimately your type
Yea shut the fuck up roastie.
Like you wouldn't fucking think that persons autistic if you met them in person.
>>24159979
The thread.
Dumb roasties talk about desirable qualities they've overlooked and rejected in men countless times over.
>>24159919
man fubuki is plain as fuck man
do you even play KC, there are better looking ships desu
>>24159999
someone's mad I see :^)
>>24160015
Man, he's just keeping it real. Fubuki would be great in today's dating scene.
>>24159939
I was just thinking that sounds like a wonderful type! liking animals is so important.
>>24159999
huh. can't agree with that but nice quads :o
>>24159936
>women who are ferociously loyal, devoted and cunning
>dreams
standards
>>24160015
wrong mango senpai
>>24160032
>>24160032
I have every reason to be. Women on /r9k/ constantly reject the men who want them.
>>24160071
My quads reflect the truth.
Most women are all talk.
yes hello i am here to post in one of the semi-regular asianboy threads hello fellow asianboys
>>24159743
>tfw no grunge JP/Ainu homo bf
>tfw I ruined all chances of being a grimy homo couple by becoming a beefed-up monster
>tfw my facial hair is still patchy as shit
>tfw I should have just stopped as an ottermode fuccboi instead of going for dat dere 3plate squat
>tfw I've brought great dishonor to Yohji Yamamoto-sama
Why am I still here? Just to suffer?
>>24159459
I same the same feel as you, OP. What's the point of living.
I just want a gf who's cute and likes me
>>24159743
Is that the guy who played Genghis Khan in the movie Mongol?
>>24160125
>>24159459
>dumb and mentally ill whore tries to be an angel of guidance for a depressed boyYou're just a dumb cunt who watched Welcome to the NHK and think this shit makes sense irl.
Misaki was a complete cunt, a total sociopath who really didn't care about Satou she just cared about boosting her self-esteem
You roasties just want to "fix" the boy so you can feel better about yourselves.
>>24159936
I love all pastries and bread. What kind of sweets do you bake? We don't get a lot of Norwegian stuff in California, the only Scandinavian stuff I know about are Danish butter cookies and Swedish cookies I get at IKEA. Send pics of baked goods if any. Would love to see.
>>24160098
so you're saying that a person should fake mutual attraction with someone just to be nice and protect le precious feels? that sounds like a really pathetic existence
>>24159687SEasian who'snot qt, kind and pure here.>tfw pure Sawako to watch anime all day everyday with ; _ ;
>>24160196
this to be quite honest family desu
i just want a girl who doesn't have every single one of her farts accompanied by a shit spray into her underwear. even if she only has one dry fart in her life, and she legit shits huge gobs of feces into her panties directly afterwards, and that fart happened when she was a baby so i'll never witness it, and she now farts constant streams of fetid cheesy shit, i'll take it.
>>24159999
I'm a man. Nice blind roastie calling.
Also I'm spergy so IDC if they are autismal.
>>24160185
I don't know. He's a Japanese actor. Wish I could grow a chinstrap like him.
hi op that's me. not in norway tho
>>24160098
idk. refer to some posts first, because referring to the whole thread as proof is too vague.
>>24160284
except he doesn't have "proof" of anything, aside from being asshurt as fuck
>>24160232
I'm not saying that at all dumbo. I'm saying there are men who literally define the qualities a woman is looking for, yet are still turned down.
Women do not know what they want.
>Mfw half the whores in this thread will end up with someone whose the exact opposite because "he's so handsome! xD"
>>24160196
please don't apply such harsh judgment to people you don't know, anon!I haven't actually watched or read welcome to the NHK because Misaki made me uncomfortable and the general premise just felt awful and unhealthy to me.
I can't speak for anyone else, but for me it's not about "fixing" anyone but rather just...being supportive and affectionate because I've been in bad places emotionally as well in the past so I can sympathize a lot.
Chang Hunglong here. Fujoshi fucking shits you're all awful people, as bad as the stacies and just as boring too.
Hi OP I'm a bitter 7/10 korean and I find your stupid euroslut roastieshitpost quite revolting to the point that it invokes quite a furious indignation within me.
Do I qualify to be your bf?
>>24160284
Here's some posts .
>>24159459
>>24159604
>>24159861
>>24160125
>>24160325
You are literally misaki you dumb cunt.
You want to be a therapist and heal his fucking depression.
What an obnoxious attitude.
>>24160327
>>24160335
True fucking bros speak, respect to you.
>tfw these asianboy threads are my greatest hope of getting a gf
>>24160324
You sound like a really lonely conflicted person.
>>24160443
I have a bad life due to irresponsible women like OP, half of this thread are women who insist on 1 thing but would do the exact opposite.
Rarely does a woman know what she wants in a man she just follows what ever notion pops up in her head as soon as it appears.
You people ruin lives.
>>24160393
huh. ok u right. quads didn't lie after all.
Disregard normalwhores, acquire Asian thread.
Evening fellow chinks, island chinks, peninsula chinks, and nigger chinks. What the fuck are you doing up at this hour if you're in America, and who cares if you're not?
>>24159825
kek
I live in norway too, but i'm not Norwegian.
