>wake up at 4:30 am
>turn on tv
>piss and start coffee
>wait for what seems like days for coffee to be done so I can have first smoke with my coffee
>turn on morning anime (shin chan)
>smoke and drink coffee
>shit, wash face, brush teeth, apply deodorant, spray cologne
>find a button up shirt and pants on floor that don't smell too bad
>grab boxers and socks from drawer
>spray clothes with febreeze
>get dressed
>chainsmoke until work
>walk to work at 6 at a local coffee shop
>try to remain as stress free as possible during morning rush
>end up sad again
>get off
>grab takeout on walk home
>strip as soon as i walk in
>sob uncontrollably into my pillow
>nap
>wake up
>find a porn that will actually make me hard
>can't find one so cum flaccid
>try to play vidya
>get bored after 15 minutes
>turn on anime that makes me feel comfy (nichijou)
>shitpost
how was your day, anon?
>>24158904
>find one so cum flaccid
>>try to play
Woke up at 1 PM. Laid there a bit until I'm couldn't sleep anymore. Got on omegle and pressed escape for 3 hours and now I'm in bed again. My back hurts.
I woke up an hour ago.
It is 11:42PM right now.
Thats right, PM.
>>24158904
>woke up at 9 am
>resumed the episode of Bones i had paused from night before
>take a piss
>walk dog for 10 mins
>microwave some flautas
>continue watching 3 episodes of Bones
>Work on a video captioning project
>watch another 2 episodes of bones
>jerk off to those sweet artist cg trap doujins
>microwave burritos
>4 games of league
>Now watching Castle.
>Watch Legends next
>then ill be off to sleep.
Repeat 90% of this until show im marathoning is caught up or done.
>>24159029
Jesus senpai when did you sleep
>>24159029
i understand that feeling
>>24159070
like around 2pm
>>24159030
is video captioning work or school? My guess is you sound like a student based on microwave burritos.
>wake up at 6am
>decide fuck that
>wake up at 8:30am
>shower
>watch some anime
>play Katawa Shoujo for a bit
>clean the house a bit
>have lunch
>watch more anime
>open /r9k/
It's only mid-afternoon now. Maybe I should go for a walk or something so I can feel less pathetic.
>Wake up at 4:30 for work at 6
>Decide not to wake up fiance with sex today
>It's a rainy day, text fiance if she wants me to cook up some chili and cornbread for some comfort food
>Wage kek until 3pm
>Go to grocery store and stare milf butts while I get the ingredients for cornbread
>Dennisons canned chili is fine
>Get home and finish 4 day old little caesars pizza from the fridge
>got some nice pepper hot sauce that makes it okay
>gotta take a shit
>take shower after in case the fiance wants to give me a blowie for being all sweet and shit
>she gets home later than normal so i play some vidya in the mean time
>best man in my wedding next year got he and i tickets to Japan early next year so I look up cool shit to do that isn't all vidya
>fiance gets home and i start making dinner
>she got some jammies in the mail that have "Mrs. Anon" on the back. She's super excited. Really made it all real. Her taking my name and all.
>Cornbread and chili ready
>watch That 70's Show
>Laugh at my deaf cat
>Head up to bed
>No blowie
>Talk about it on 4chan
>>24159123
go for a walk anon, you will probably feel a little better
who is your favorite gril in KS?
>>24159101
work. I'm practically NEET and dislike normies too much to get a job being surrounded by them. So it helps me get a little pocket change every week.
>>24158904
>Woke up 8:30
>Almost running late for wageslavery
>Have shower
>Get on bus, get to work with 10 mins to spare
>Make tea
>Morning meeting
>Make tea
>Start working but not much to do because most people are in meetings and we need to discuss the project direction
>Make tea
>About to go for lunch get called into meeting, say one word, leave
>Go to supermarket to get lunch, all these sandwiches look disgusting
>Why do they ALL have bacon and mayo in them
>Why are they all nearly 600 cal
>Get christmas turkey and sausage sandwich because fuck it
>Make tea
>Working, not making great progress
>6PM
>Loiter around at work till 7:30 so it looks like I'm working hard
>Didn't wear a coat today so it's cold
>Get on bus home, can barely keep my eyes open, drifting in and out of consciousness, only 3 miles trip
>Go to supermarket, buy 4 pack of beer and a few other things to make me look less like an alcoholic at the checkout
>Start shitposting/torrenting
>10pm go to buy a kebab
>Watch torrented shows
>Drink and play vidya for an hour
>Pass out on the sofa around 12
>Wake up 5am
>Currently watching animu in bed.
>>24159168
I literally just started it today so it's still kind of at the introductory phase. So basically I'm not sure yet desu
>>24159170
does it pay bills?
>woke up 12
>went back to sleep, woke up at 1700
>got phone call for job interview today
>told them no i'll go tomorrow instead
>hang up before they tell me at what time
>boil noodles to eat
>talk to my only internet friend
>only friend
>eat more, watch anime
>shower for first time in days
>not sure if will go to job interview, seems like they never want to hire me and waste my time because maybe they want a beta uprising or something
>wake up at 7:22 AM, like every other day
>Get dressed, do hair, meal #1, brush teeth, apply deodorant
>drive car to friends house at 8, pick him up bring him to school with me
>begin classes, eat my two lunches, more classes
>Go to gym
>get swole
>go home and eat more
>netflix
>another small workout
>shower
>text qt3.14 and type this out
>sleep soon
Become a normie was a great decision, I really just come on this board now to feel better about myself and give me motivation to keep my life on track. :)
>>24159286
partially
>wake up
>start brewing coffee
>smoke a cig
>get a cup of coffee and take it into the shower with me
>get dressed (quite fashionably I must say, I looked pretty dapper today)
>drink 2 more cups of coffee
>go to my first class
>joke around with the Chad and Stacy that I sit with (they actually think I'm a Chad)
>finish class, get lunch
>go to my 2nd class
>come home
>clean the shit out of my room/bathroom
>lay down and watch an episode of The Sopranos
>make eggs for dinner
>exercise
>now it's midnight and it's time to get super blazed
Probably should be doing homework but I figure I'll do it tomorrow before class. Fairly productive day to be honest.
>>24159208
>supermarket to get lunch, all these sandwiches look disgusting
i know how that is
what do you do for your wage?
you seem pretty neat
>>24159219
its fantastic just save a tondon't fall in love
>>24159123
>play katawa shoujo
>play
>>24159289
hey at least you turned in an app, man
>wake up at 6am
>have coffee and diarrhea
>excercise or treat hangover
>apply for neetbux, read, whatever, make excuses
>spend the day in horror
>actually slept for the first time in ages
>woke up
>took a shower
>did research into stocks
>smoked a bowl
>went to work and found out I only had a for hour shift
>went home
>about to smoke another bowl with some wax in it
>>24159431
thanks
i turned in applications all the time, kinda stopped since i never actually get the job
>wake up at 4 pm
>shit shower shave head off to work
>off at 10 pm
>walk home
>feed stray cats when I arrive
>lay on couch and play Undertale
>shit i forgot to eat today
>make some popcorn because forgot to go grocery shopping
>ohnoitsburnt
So it's 1 AM now, should I head to Mcdonalds?
>>24158904
>wake up at 5pm
>turn on computer
>browse 4chan for a bit
>heat up leftover pizza
>eat, smoke, youtube on my tv for a bit
>computer, stare at monitor
>continue to stare at monitor.
>get on 4chan, scroll through r9k and /b/, moreso r9k
>refresh a few times
>stare at monitor as constant gripping pain tenses up my chest
>do this for a few hours
>go eat again, smoke, youtube on tv
>back here.
>fuck this nightmare.
>>24159475
yeah a 20 pc meal with fries sounds good
>>24159379
>what do you do for your wage?
Designer, ui/web stuff.
>wake up at 6 am
>shower
>coffee and hotdog for breakfast
>get to work at 9 am
>drive around the base for 3 hours with a coworker picking up materials and equipment for a test later in the week
>get five guys for lunch
>go back to my office
>computer modeling all afternoon
>coworker tells me at 4 pm that he's leaving for the day and I can use the workstation with 200 gigs of ram
>hell yeah
>stay until 9 pm modeling working overtime
>stop by a gas station for dinner
>get home at 10:30 pm
>play vidya until 2 am
It was a long day.
Fuck it maybe this will be a good reflection and convince me to kick my life in gear. Probably not tho. Oh well nvr done this in all my years but here goes
>fired 3 weeks ago
>NEET living in mom's garage feel pathetic
>wake up 8 am this morning
>check gmail, no jobs, again, surprised?
>take bong rip
>think about life
>take another bong rip cause now depressed from thinking about life.
>go to one of my only 2 friends houses
>he's also in NEETmode
>waste more time by smoking more pot
> 2 o'clock now, 0 things accomplished
>wait for other friend to get out of school at 2:40
>contemplate suicide
>decide nah
>go to friends
>keep myself in a marijuana induced comatose like state
>go home to depressed mother and over worked father
>tfw you know your mother can't stand herself for letting us all get here
>tfw you have no idea what to do
I mean I get how NEET life could be appealing for like two days but how do you guys do this for months and months at a time?
>>24159354
Get the fuck out
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
>Woke up this morning
>Things weren't working right
>I said I wanna make a change
>I said I wanna fight
>Obama walked up and say "Yes we can"
>I said I wanna ride your nuts cause I think your the man.
>wake up at 7am
>handle page
>go back to sleep for an hour
>wake up, shower, get dressed, leave apartment at 9:50am
>get to work at 10am
>try to clean up remaining on-call bullshit
>pager handoff
>try to work with some team on some new feature
>their shit's broken, try to be polite about it
>sit in boring meetings discussing how to un-fuck some other team's pile of shit
>maybe get an hour at most to code the entire goddamn day
>spend over two hours cataloging all the bullshit from last week, nearly 30+ pages
>get home at 11pm
>start cooking frozen pizza
>about to open laptop and start maybe getting actual work done
>>24159463
>stocks and smoking bowls
sounds like a normie tier stoner comedy film with seth rogen in it
>>24159465
just lie about your job history and pretend to be normie for the interview its how i got my job
>>24159475
mcdonalds it is, thank you for feeding the strays, i feed the squirrels in front of my apartment
Shouldn't you normie wagekeks be in bed. It's running awfully late. Don't wanna miss the chance to be the early bird. First one to get the fuck off this board wins.
>wake up at 7:30am
>go to japan class because weeb
>go home at 11
>lay in bed, watch champions league or look up porn
>gym
>play league for 3 hours
>porn
>shower
>anime rest of the day
>>24159633
I've been in NEETmode for 3 weeks now. How the hell do you do it man? :/
>>24159650
>implying choice
>>24159544
dude i understand that pain in your chest you get when you spend every waking moment on this site, i thought i was the only one
its not healthy
>>24159675
I used to have that on occasion (combined with splitting migraine headaches) when in college. In my case it was caused by extreme anxiety or stress. It still happens from time to time.
>>24159583
>how do you guys do this for months and months at a time?
we come here and talk about how we will do things tomorrow that we never do. This place is toxic, leave while you still feel guilt
>wake up at 6:30
>go to school
>back home at 2:30 pm
>browse r9k
>play some vidya
>go to the gym
>dont feel very good
>go home after only 1 hour
>shower
>vidya and bed
I feel so empty
>>24159697
it happens to me whenever i have a day off and decide to shitpost and fap all day
>>24159752
>>24159434
>>24159354
>>24159294
whats with all this exercise? how do you even motivation?
>wake up 830
>eat a hashbrown patty
>catch bus to school and get there at 930
>grab a newspaper and read it until class at 10
>in class work on random virtual machines for in-class exercise
>for lunch go to chinese food buffet with a friend
>go to mall and buy a birthday card for my dad
>come home at 1:30
>shitpost on 4chan and play vidya until now
pretty boring desu senpai
>try to wake up at 9:45am but end up getting up at 10:10
>cloths on, take piss
>oatmeal and coffee for breakfast
>start working out at 10:45am, done at 11:55
>shower
>eat soup and some other stuff at 12:30 while browesing /g/ and playing battlefield
>leave for work in factory 1:10 get there at 1:25
>work
>eat dinner at 7:30; ham and cheese sandwich and coffee
>work until 11:00
>get home at 11:26
>order shit from amazon
>fap to porn on /b/
>browse /r9k/
I want a cozy 9-5 office job where I can sit around with my thumb up my ass for a third of the day pretending to be busy
>wake up at 2 pm
>drink some coffee and made a sandwich
>drive my brother so he can apply for a job
>come home and play gta v with brother
>now browsing
On the upside I have a job interview Wednesday and a appointment with a shrink to get on depression medication
>>24158904
>wake up at 5:30
>too sick to go to work
>call in sick
>get high off Nyquil all day and watch Youtube
seriously today is fucking great
still have a nyquil high going on as we speak
>>24159544
have you considered breaking just one habit for a few months?
just try breaking one. Any single habit will do, but stick to it no matter how many times you fail.
It's not the habit you're breaking that would improve you, but the willpower you gain. The next step is to add a "positive" habit to your list.
t. ex-frog
>>24159583
you're spinning your wheels, you know this.
spinning wheels isn't always bad. sometimes it takes time to gain traction.
forgive yourself for being wasteful, you have years and years ahead of you.
find the traction.
>>24159961
good job on the interview anon
depression medication is just a meme just lower your standards about everything and be pleasantly surprised more than constantly disappointed
>>24160058
Like taking a chisel to a boulder, but yes I have considered such things.
>>24160136
Do you believe in hereditary depression?
>>24158904
>wake up at midnight to the entire apartment shaking and a loud booming sound filling my ears
>fall out of bed and run out to the kitchen
>paranoid schizophrenic dad has keyboard up to wall at max volume put through an extra microphone also turned up to max volume on a nightmare sound setting with all the keys being pressed down at once
>i yell what the fuck is going on and he stops and my ears start ringing
>throws inanimate object at wall and stomps floor with the fury of a thousand suns and starts talking about the downstairs neighbors playing their music just to piss him off
>i try to listen and hear nothing
>put ear to floor, the slightest faint sound of a bass can be heard, i actually find it relaxing
>3 days of trying to fall asleep and i was woken up for this
>don't even care anymore
>walk out to go back to bed and say he's over-exaggerating
>calls me a fucking retard and follows me to my room to rant for an hour about how nobody is ever on his side and it's ok because one day everyone is going to get what they deserve when jesus comes back and we all burn in hell
>almost get back to sleep before being awoken again to thunderous knocking, apartment is tiny
>he called the police on the people downstairs
>cops tell him it was at a reasonable volume
>polite conversation and then they leave
>he throws his beer at the door and kicks a hole in the wall
>ask him why he doesn't just use earplugs if it bothers him so much
>gives me a look like i just fucked killed and ate his entire family tree
>walk to my room while hes busy throatfucking the keyboard into the floor
and here i am now
Shinchan and Nichijou are pretty good, have you watched Osomatsu San yet?
>>24160262
Not to be a weirdo or anything but you wanna game on steam sometime?
Procrastinated on studying for a couple exams.
> stay up all night studying until 6:30 am
> fall asleep in study room
> wake up at 9:30 am, change locations and continue studying
> go take exam at 1:25
> go to room and take a break, masturbate in handicap stall to an annika albrite video
> niceass.png
> head to dining hall around 4:00
> they start serving dinner at 5 so study while listening to miles davis and bill evans until 5 pm
> head to a review session, ask a few questions and study
> get questions answered and go to library around 8:00
> lurk r9k and b, comment every now and then
> roommate shows up and sits with me for a bit while i shitpost on 4chan and kind of study
> he leaves
> study and shitpost some more
> leave library around 1:20 am
> go to room, take shower
>change clothes, go back to study lounge
> order a pizza
Pizza should be here soon. If i hadn't procrstinated i wouldn't have had to cram so much. But its my fault.
>>24160204
I believe some people are born with it and that maybe you can get it from your parents
I know i was born with it and its just a part of who i am now and there's a little comfort in that. It is hard to explain.
>>24159818
not any of those posters but its really hard to make yourself start working out, especially if you don't have someone to guide you, otherwise you just feel like you're super out of place and sperg out cause you don't know how anything works. but once you do the first few workouts it gets really addicting (for me at least). I don't lift to look good (with a face like mine I never will) and I've pretty much given up on girls until I'm 30 and my acne is a little more under control, I just lift because it makes me feel better. It's its own reward to me
>>24160262
Fuck, dude. That sounds rough. Do you have any other stories?
>>24160412
I just want to feel normal. I believe mine is hereditary and have had it al my life.
>>24160288
yeah its a comfy morning anime as well
>>24160581
Where do you guys watch anime? Or is it all torrented?
Terrible day at this new job.
>Show up at 8:00 because i was told by the recruiters only to be told by the manager it was at 10:00.
>Work is at a fast food place in new york
>There with 2 other trainees but they are training to be a cashier,I was chosen to prep the food.
>Gave me no time to actually memories anything and just threw me in the belt with everyone else,And expected me to remember everything in one go.
>I couldn't do it so i just tried to help with the resupplies/cleaning and online orders on a big rush.
>Manager got mad because i was being "useless to him."
> Was put on time out,Then thrown back in once the line calmed down.
>Still couldn't get used to it.
>Told that training is 5 days,But i was expected to memories how to make everything by tomorrow or i'm done.
So I'm deciding it isn't worth it and i no longer want to show up.I guess I'll keep looking to calls I'm never going to get again.
>>24160500
you gave me a little hope anon but i have asthma and i smoke and that combo kicks my ass hard. I tried to join the military and they said i wouldn't make it through boot camp. Id love to try to work out and lift but lifting without cardio seems fruitless.
>>24160530
if you can wrap your head around that your normal is just lower than everyone else, it should help
with people like us we either learn how to cope with constantly feeling empty and sleepy in healthy ways or we end up killing ourselves.
its nice knowing that there are only two outcomes to my life
>>24160679
>with people like us we either learn how to cope with constantly feeling empty and sleepy in healthy ways or we end up killing ourselves.
fuck. that hit hard.
>>24160596
i mostly torrent but sometimes i use anime haven if i am feeling lazy
>>24160161
Then make that boulder into your vision. You are a man. The boulder is big and rough and intimidating. It owns you, or you own it. Losing the battles is ok, just don't lose the war.
If you want to talk to someone who has gone from fat, alone, unemployed and in debt to someone who has gone to fit (to back to fat, sadly), coupled/married, employed and beating debt, I have a throwaway email at [email protected].
Otherwise godspeed good anon. My best advice remains picking an easy change in your life and focusing on changing that one single thing. You'll probably fail at this initially. If you don't, pick a harder thing. If you do, focus on changing it until you're highly confident that you'll rarely backslide. Once you've reached several months of not backsliding you pick another thing to change.
Proceed accordingly. Allow for backslide/failure. Play the long game. Never lose the personal war against your lesser self even though you may lose battles.
>>24160689
its just the way it is
>Wake up at 7AM
>Skip school today
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 9AM
>Masturbate for about an hour
>Skype and 4chan for about two hours
>Get out of bed
>Go on computer until about 4PM
>Go back to room, Skype and Youtube
>Shower at 6PM
>Eat dinner
>Now
Pretty boring
>wake up at 1800 for EMS job
>mom made tacos for dinner
>lock self in bathroom and have a brief emotional break down
>pull myself together
>get dressed and head to work
>girlfriend reassures me that I'm doing well in life over the phone
>arrive to work
>get ambulance in service and hit the road
>stop at coffee shop
>underage barista vaguely flirts with me
>uneventful shift (a nice change of pace because I've had a lot of DOAs lately
>fall asleep in passenger seat listening to David Bowie
>wake up to shit post on /r9k/
I'm still on duty and I am still listening to David Bowie
>>24160314
Thanks for the offer, but I don't have/use steam
>>24160518
Sure
>a few months ago started getting into meditation
>helps me fall asleep and ease my anxiety
>for some reason one night i decide to ask my dad if he's ever tried meditating
>get the look of death
>tells me it's satanic and brings demons into your home to possess souls
>realize it was a mistake to ask, say ok and start to walk away
>stops me and asks me why
>try to evade but have no choice but to tell him
>freaks the fuck out, corners me and tells me that as long as im living here i will never meditate in his home
>tell him why i do it and how harmless it is
>tells me depression doesn't exist, it's just satan's lies, and the internet is filling my brain with sin
>say ok, you're free to have that opinion, but you cannot stop me from meditating, perhaps i shouldn't live here
>runs into the other room and comes back with some weird liquid
>tell him he doesn't have permission to use that on me
>throws it on me and starts yelling out for the demons to leave
>tell him to stop
>he's yelling out condescending half prays about how much of a failure i am and how i'm going to burn in hell
>please stop
>retreat to bathroom and try to close the door
>too late
>i'm on the floor and he's standing on top of my body with his elbow pushing into the back of my head
>i lose control of my body as my inner meme unleashes
>belt out a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for the ages
>grab him by the throat and slam him into the wall and politely tell him why he's going to stop
>with adrenaline pumping through my veins my body shoots out the loudest war cry imaginable and he tears up
>blood still pumping like crazy punch my entire arm through the door next to his head
>pull my bloody arm back out through the hole
>say thank you for listening, retreat to room, slamming my door so hard it breaks
>entire body is shaking as i fall to the floor and lay there without moving for about an hour as i transform back into a NEET
fun times
>>24159961
lmao dat gif
> Wake up at 7:30
> Drag my ass to school
> Pay just enough attention in class to know what I'm supposed to do when I get home
> Go home, browse 4chan
> Configure anti-malware software on my laptop for an hour or two
> burn a couple of cds
> Go back on 4chan
> contemplate suicide
>>24158904
>be me
>wake at 10 in the morning
>sell my 3ds and games for money
>buy weed for when i go deer hunting i can blaze in my stand
>get my weed
>find out my cats leg is broken
>text my ex and tell her how love isnt real and not worth
>tell her any emotinal attatchment all is nothing but a trap that you are setting up for yourself
>play skyrim
>now im here
>>24160988
the ems people are some of the nicest people i have ever met. Is that because they are just paid to be nice?
Most of you guys have friends, that's pretty cool.
>>24161754
i noticed that too
>woke up 3 times last night
>mom asks me of I have classes today and I say no half-awake
>wake up at 930 and browse /b/ and /asp/
>suddenly remember I have a test at 1230
>eat breakfast and leave for school after eating brunch
>meet up with my older acquaintances and observe their projects in library (making flash games for finals)
>play as wingman for my other friend for the last hours before test
>go to class and finish english test. Easy essay writing amd multiple choice. Noobs get a hard time.
>go to sony service center to get my phone back which malfunctioned a week ago. Try to make a good impression for the qt clerk working at the desk assisting me
>eat a quarter pounder at mcdonalds for lunch and went canvassing at mall for phone armor and external hard drive
>I got a phone armor but no hard drive
>go home and re-install my apps
>>24158904
Fuck you op you piece of shit
>>24156685
>>24158904
>wake up 8am
>ready to start day and wait for fallout 4
>end up sleeping and waking up again at 9:30am
>dad comes in room to wake me up for some breakfast he made for me
>asks me if I'm going to help them with renovations on the house
>i miserably have breakfast thinking about the shit day where I have to help them with stuff and not play fallout
>work at 4-6pm
>all I want to do is drink red bull and no-life fallout
>Stay up all night last night
>Go to class at 8am, then take a quiz at 10am.
>Go back and sleep from 12pm to 8pm
>Go get energy drinks from store
>Stayed up all night tonight too, studying to test at 1pm today.
>Gonna be nocturnal again the next night because I have a test on Wednesday too.
I want to drop out of grad school so fucking badly I hate all of it. I'm gonna fail out anyways at this point, yet I still bring myself to cram for this shit and pretend to care even though it doesn't matter by now.
I want nothing more than to get some random job, move out of parents house, and be a wageslave while I figure my life out. I am so fucking done with homework and studying, I can't do it anymore, I'm burnt out. Being able to relax after work without constant anxiety over homework is all I want.
>wake up at 4am
>take a shower, brush teeth
>get dressed
>autisticly sing to myself while getting ready,I wish I was a cute idol girl
>after 4-5 hours of /r9k/ and /vg/ browsing, I go to class
>nothingreallyhappens.png
>after done with classes, walk home with a friend
>I spend some time at his place, watching him play gmod and half life
>he starts cuddling with me
>his sister walks in on us and tells me to leave
>walk home and spend rest of day lurking /r9k/ and listening to idol music
>wake up around 1pm
>cry in bed because I'm a failure
>mom says hi, cry more because she's disappointed in me
>shitpost for about 9 hours eating junk food
>flaccid dick won't work
>cry more
>get withdrawal from being away from computer
>cry while shitposting
>eventually pass out
I don't see how literally anyone is dumb enough to fall for the happy NEET meme we are the most miserable scum in existence
>wake up at 7
>my alarm notification literally says "wow you have to get up early for some reason"
>go to work, have a meeting with the other half of the dev team which is situated in america
>timezones man
>spend 5 hours trying to solve the same almost-entirely-inconsequential bug
>a data structure was being copied instead of deepcopied
>mfw
>bus to local shopping centre, get a burger, walk home eating it
>play vidya
I cant cry, I can't fucking cry. Why cant I fucking cry
>>316119503
>wake up
>commute to college class in the morning
>sit through class
>get out
>drive back home
>realize I have so much fucking homework to do
>balancing 4 classes and work
>have another class later at night on the same day
>go to class
>completely fail a test because I literally have no time to study
>drive home
>halfway home I start realizing my bad grades are going to come back to bite me in the ass and I won't be successful in life
>die a little inside
>spend the whole night literally bawling into my pillow from all this stress
>>24159961
Went up to piss one night, didn't care to lock toilet door, dog did exactly the same thing, pissed all over the place
>>24163378
Sir/madam I don't know what profession you're in, so maybe you ARE fucked, but i got shit grades in school and shit grades in university, and I am now pretty successful for my age. For the most part, in the real world people don't care what marks you got, they care if you're good at what you do. Hone your craft, whatever it is, and you will find that will serve you better than marks can. I am a programmer myself.
No green text because phone
Wake up at 6
Took shower
Get on wow
Waiting for 7 to go to work
Hate my life more and more each day
Kill me.
>wake up at 7am
>eat breakfast
>play battle field 4 for 4 hours
>sit and watch HIMYM
>wank
>play more vidya
>go to bed at 1-2am
>will probably repeate tomorrow
>>24162892
I am in my first year of CC and I already want to kill my self.
You are stronger than me
>>24158904
>wake up yesterday about 4 pm
>go to the gym about 10pm
>train like a beast for 3 hours
>never go to sleep last night
>now 9 am here
>have to go to school soon
>sore as fuck
>sleep deprived
>fuck my life
motherfucker..............
>7:00 wake up workout, eat, shower, get dressed
>8:30 walk to work
>9:00 work
>1:00 lunch
>5:30 walk home
>6:00 dinner then vidya
>11:00 bed
>woke up at 7. normally wake up at 8:40 so I dont have to be awake before I have to leave.
>start fallout 4.
>It's at least as good as the last two.
>worth waking up an hour early I guess. now im browsing 4chan at college before class.
>wake up to infomercial for p90x
>light up cig while going to get a bag of doughnuts from kitchen
>eat entire bag while watching infomercial
>take a shit while shitposting
>shower and fap (stopped fapping to porn a year ago)
>walk pass the revolver and bottle of vodka from last night, and don't clean it up
>go to work and yell at my employees so they will avoid me the rest of the day.
>go back to sleep behind desk, take phone calls, shitpost for the rest of the work day
>go home consume media and fap
>walk pass revolver and bottle decide on one more day
>go to bed
>>24164929
>(stopped fapping to porn a year ago)
Did that do anything for you?
>wake up at 4 AM
>go to kitchen
>hit the nespresso machine button twice after putting the capsule in
>eat a croissant while waiting the coffee
>drink coffee
>go back to my room and wait for poop while browsing the internet
>poop
>7 AM, second breakfast
>eat 3 croissants and a can of monster energy
>browse the internet/roam around the house/playing with my cat
>11 AM, lunch
>eat lunch stuff
>back to my room and pretty much the same things as above
>2 PM, nap
>take a nap until 3 PM
>eat 4 croissants and half a gallon of fruit juice
>browse the internet and so on
>8PM
>go to sleep
Rinse and repeat everyday.
>wake up 5 minutes ago
Lmao to think y'all are the leeches who shit on literally anyone who isn't like yourself
Depressing
>wake up at 7
>get on bus at 830
>swipe right on every girl on tinder
>message my matches the same canned bullshit
>see cute girl on bus
>do nothing
>get to work
>f5 4chan for 9 hours
>get back on bus
>see if i got any responses on tinder
>usually shitty one word replies
>go home and watch tv until 10 pm
>wake up at 9:00 AM for my morning conference call
>give my status for 5 minutes and spend the next 40 minutes brushing my teeth, ironing my clothes, generally getting ready for work
>shower and get dressed. Leave for work around 10:00 - 10:15
>Arrive at office around 11, sneak in through the back door
>Read internet comics until noon, now its time for lunch
>take an hour for lunch, generally at a decent restaurant where i can eat alone
>come back to the office, do actual work for a two hours while listening to podcasts
>leave work at 3:00 because fuck it
>get home around 4:00, still signed into my computer so it appears im working until 6
>I'm actually drinking beer and playing video games
>Drink enough whiskey so I can fall asleep without having to be alone with my thoughts
Pros: I'm 27, I make a lot of money, don't work hard at all, have multiple masters degrees
Cons: Zero social life outside of annual trips to see my friends from college, overweight because of the alcoholism, haven't been laid since college
>>24158904
Slept at a fucking trainstation
>woke up at 4pm
>lay in bed browsing 4chan for 30 minutes
Thats it so far.
Who /nocturnal/ here
>wake up at 4 PM
>browse 4chan
>eat cold spaghetti without sauce
>piss in sink
>consider going outside to get food
>browse 4chan
>sleep
>>24165054
I was addicted to porn and messed up my one chance with a real grill because she didn't look like the actresses. Couldn't get hard, blamed it on the porn. It seemed to work though, I can now bang ratchet prostitutes with no issues.
>woke up at 4pm
>ate Spaghettios and watched 30 Rock
>browsed a few boards
>had dinner with family
>watched Ender's Game with family (great book, shit movie)
>browsed boards for a few more hours
>practiced guitar and learned a bit more of a TBDM solo
>more browsing
>4am approached faster than expected
>got in bed, jerked off, tried to sleep, layed in bed restlessly for a couple hours
>gave up around 7
>made coffee and browsed more until now
Fuck, I just realized how much time I spend here
>>24165623
>>24165387
>>24165339
>>24164340
4:00 PM confirmed for best wake up time
>>24165699
tfw its already dark an hour after you're awake
>>24165432
Hmm. I've been thinking about dropping porn. Would you say it's worth it? Do you think it had a positive impact other than lowering your standards?
>>24165623
>TBDM
Mah nigga familia
>>24159294
I come here for the same reason
>wake up at seven
>lay around for a bit
>watch some shit on youtube about human slavery, taxes, borderline anarchist stuff
>spend another 45 minutes watching random videos by the same guy because my back is to injured to work out
>post this
>probably will watch more videos or read in bed until work
>might practice mandolin
>>24160692
REEEEEEE normie gtfo of my board
>wake up 1am after just 5 hours sleep, the day before I had stayed awake all night just to wake up on time for work (4am)
>doctors at 9:20am
>try and get back to sleep but too pissed off I woke up early so end up cooking a meal and tidying room
>dabble on 4chan and watching sopranos, fall back asleep at 5
>wake up at 7:45 and accidentally fall back asleep
>wake up after having a nightmare (can't remember too many details, just my old uni room with a really high ceilling and digging graves in the floor with spongebob and patrick)
>10 mins to get ready and get to the quack
>clothes on brush teeth out the door and make haste for the doc
>get there 6 mins late
>tfw "I'm afraid you're developing tinnitus"
>get a 7 day sick note
>grab a coffee at mc d's, wait outside until 10:30 so I can get a bigmac meal
>get home and play FM16 all day
>>24165760
The end result was lowering my standards, to a certain extant, but only through opening my imagination. Now I can cum without a visual, when I couldn't before. My mind got lazy from years of using porn. I have more control over my dick and how long I last. I learned to concentrate on the way things feel instead of the way things look. My painting has actually gotten a little better, or at least more original. It's all little things but I'm confident in not going back.
>woke up at 7:07AM
>brushed teeth
>deodorant
>drive to uni
>anxious about my grade in math
>made a 90
>saw an eggman thread
>waiting for next class
>finna buy some biriyani for lunch
>finna play cod bo3 after lunch
All is good for now
>>24166188
That sounds nice. I'll give it a go.
>>24164267
At least you aren't in debt yet. Get the fuck out now and get a job. You can figure out your larger life plans while making money instead of losing money.
I fell for the "go to college straight after high school no matter what" meme. Parents would've killed me otherwise. At least I got a bachelors but fuck it's basically useless.
>wake up
>drink energy drink
>play dota
>take clothes to laundromat
>buy and begin reading Stoner by John Williams
>return home
>hang up clothing
>clean house
>start torrenting fallout 4
>eat rice and vegetables while watching Stewart Lee stand up
Now reading until torrent finishes.
>Wake up at 5:50 am
>have to be at busstop by 6:00 so only got 5 minutes to brush teeth, un-mess hair, deororant etc.
>get to work, realize no one has made coffee yet
>make coffee
>bullshit around with coworkers, do some work and shitpost
>grab shitty tv dinners for lunch
>start to get tired, like every day at 1pm
>overload on coffee for rest of workday to make it through
>get home and shitpost, cry a bit, then start cracking beers
>eventually pass out around 11pm from drinking
>hope i don't piss myself
>>24165213
This is the life I want right now. What do you do at work? Besides post on 4chan.
>>24158904
>miss college for 8th day in a row
>woke up at 2pm
>hide inside my room until parental unit leaves the house
>walk the dog and buy cigarettes
now i'm here, about to get kicked out
>>24160603
>memories
>>24159995
dph isn't a high dude, it's not a good feeling at all, it just makes you delirious...
>>24158904
>all that worrying about how your clothes smell
>ends up chain smoking on the way to work
Why? No one will ever smell anything other than stale cigarette smoke around you
>woke up at 9an
>look at porn for 20 minutes
>come to /r9k/
>post itt
>I plan on watching some echhi anime all day
>wake up around 5:30am
>realise it's gonna be dark as shit for the next three hours
>get up
>start my 57th month as a NEET
>start drinking at 6am
>go to omegle and preach about Jesus
>have a bible open in front of me and quote the writings of St. Paul to whores
>my efforts are met with utter disdain
>eat some bacon
>drink more
>set alarm clock to ring at 4pm in case I fall asleep
>fall asleep
>have a nightmare about a monolithic white maggot that eats my fingers
>alarm rings and I somehow mistake it for a sound in my dream
>scream incoherently because afraid
>actually wake up
>realise I'm supposed to go out for din dins with pops since he is visiting
>cut up some cucumber, put into a bowl and pour vinegar on them
>eyes almost pop out of their sockets because of the vinegar
>no longer tired
>have a few pints
>go to eat din dins with pops
>buy new jeans because I have gained like 50lbs during the last 12 months
>get home and masturbate
>shitpost here
Yeah, was a decent day so far.
>>24158904
Your day sounds pretty cool tbqh family
>>24158904
>wake up at 08:23
>drift in the bissful comfort of being half asleep
>finally get up at 10:15
>finish writing up lab reports which are due at 1pm
>shower
>coffee
>stand in lab for a couple of hours
>go home and be too lazy to bother buying dinner
>contemplate an empty fridge
I might eat a banana or something
>go to class
>bullshit through quiz I was supposed to take
>go to next class
>finally get the balls to ask out the girl in the class I've been taking to
>drops the boyfriend bomb mere moments before I would have asked her out
>sit in class for the next 2 hours remembering all the times I thought she was flirting with me, only to now realize she was just being polite.
You know, same old routine
I can't believe this thread lasted through my sleep
>wake up at 11:00 AM
>get off from by bed
>still feel weak from last night's
>drink some smart water, I got from the store
>eat a couple of oats, because I didn't eat anything yesterday
>move my mouse so my computer can turn on, I left it own yesterday.
>walk outside my room, see my brother. Apparently he is sick as well now.
> go back into my room and browse r9k
It's a really golden day in my room.
>wake up at 4:50 am
>driving to work with the bus
>feeding, kicking, punching, chaining cows
>13:00 pm work is done
>15:30 donating blood
>17:00 4chinz
>18:00 4chinz
>19:00 4chinz and drinking beer
>>24158904
>cum
>wake up
>change pants go back to sleep
>hear a gun click
>wake up
>lay there pretending like I'm sleeping
>thinking,"oh shit, don't miss, please don't miss. Hopefully it's instant ."
>hour passes
>don't hear anything
>maybeitwasnothing.png
>get up
>it was
>back to sleep
>wake up
>drink a bottle of water
>eat
>shower
>fap
>feel nauseous
>fuck there goes no fap November
>Typing this
It's raining aaaaaaaaa
>>24159818
I used to be depressed because I thought too much about my past, but once I cleared my mind and stopped being introspective I started to do more and think less and instantly got my motivation back. After that I stopped being sensitive and gained a lot of confidence and everything went great from there.
>wake up at 930
>make breakfast, 2 eggs, 2 toast, coffee, multivitamin
>get on 4chan
>wake up at 3am
>try to fall back asleep because i don't want to get up
>get up eventually
>take a piss
>sit down at the computer
>youtube for a few hours
>jack off
>come here until i'm ready to go to sleep and repeat
>wake up at 7
>finish episode of arrow i waa watching
>shit, shower, eat
>go to jury duty
>sit there and watch arrow for a couple hours
>get selected as one of 24 for a trial that might happen
>go to lunch
>shit post on 4chan while waiting to see if im going to be one of the 12 chosen from the 24
>>24159208
>Wake up 4am
>shower, get dressed
>Drive to school (30 min)
>study 5am-12
>eat sandwich
>sandwich tastes like shit, throw it away
>go to wendy's, get some nugs
>back to school
>lab 1-4
>Drive home (30 min)
>rub one out
>make dinner
>get on treadmill for 30 min
>beat off again
>fuck around on 4chan
>bed by 8:30
I hate my life.
>Up at 930am
>Lots of coffee
>Check email, dick around on the internet
>Wash face and get dressed
>Post pic of my outfit on fa
>Go to the store to get a diet coke
>Get home
>Start work
Now I'm just working while shitposting/shitbrowsing and texting my friend.
I should probably eat something it's 3pm and I've had nothing but coffee.
>Wake up, 5:30 am
>Mix up water and nutrients for cannabis plants, turn on the bubbler to get it aerated
>Run 5k
>Water plants, clean up runoff
>Shower, dress
>30 min commute
>arrive at work at 8:00
>prepare bulletproof coffee
>shitpost and design websites
>more bulletproof coffee or kale for lunch
>go home at 5
>do dabs
>go for a hike some days if its nice
>check plants
>bed before 10
>>24158904
>wake up to my mom harassing me and telling me i'm a loser
>call her a bitch
>her whatever shitty dinner was prepared
>vaguely browse /r9k/ as my vertigo and depression kills me from the inside
>fap a few times
>sleep
kill me in my sleep tonight, god. Please.
>>24169440
Colorado?
>woke up at 10am
>showered
>went downstairs and slept on the couch for an hour
>got lunch, instant noodles and microwavable pot stickers
>watched tv for an hour, Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern
>went back upstairs to my room
>got on the computer, opened 4chan
>now I'm here
I plan on doing this for the rest of the day, minus eating dinner of course. This is what my life is. Also I plan on doing another entry into my journal tonight.
>>24166338
Most people are here because they want to be. When you are stuck here 9 hours a day it isn't that much fun.
>>24170075
Michigan, legal as well
>tfw 8am
>tfw stoned, drunk, and eating dim sims and chips while playing fallout 4
>>24170247
try something different today, like go for a bike ride, or a walk, visit nature.
>>24167677
At least she said it before you embarassed yourself.
>Wake up 6:00 PM
>browse /r9k/ for couple of hours
>make salad
>browse /r9k/
>watch tv shows
>14:30 mom comes from work
>talk to mom and make dinner with her
>go back to /r9k/
>18:00 take dog for a 30 minute walk
>go back to /r9k/
>fall asleep at 22:00
Basically every day.
