>go to oneitis birthday
>loved her for 2 years but decided to stop being an orbiter and stop chasing her
>only went to birthday to hit on her friends
>ignored her the whole time and met 2 qt 3.14s
>they were sitting in my lap and laughing at all my jokes
>end of night comes
>oneitis actually kisses me and says we should go out
>past few days keeps calling me
Why are women so fucking petty?
>>24158381
Play her now or regret it for all eternity.
>>24158391
When you say play what do you mean
Faggot - the thread
Do NOT fall for her trap, this is purely an attempt to get you to orbit her again. Stay strong, robot.
Fuck every other response you get from this autistic board it's time for...NORMIE ADVICE!
Legit just be chill as fuck. Don't be needy and just let shit happen naturally. If she likes you and you don't act like a beta faggot you're good to go. Legit just don't give a fuck and really focus on other shit you do and boom done. You're fucking welcome m8.
Don't bother, she had her shot
>>24158381
fuck her then cum on her face and walk out of the room or tell her to get the fuck out if its in your room
this is the only honorable thing left to do, now get the fuck off my board normie
>>24158440
>Legit just be chill as fuck
>Legit just don't give a fuck
Do you speak like this in real life or is it just something retarded you do when you post on 4chan?
>>24158381
Maybe she's just taking an interest because you finally stopped acting like a little beta bitch?
You should go out with her. But still get those other girls' numbers.
Congratulations by the way, you aren't truly a robot anymore. I remember when I voided my membership--it was bittersweet.
Never confirm you're in a relationship with her, but act as if you are. Get what you want, and prepare to cut her loose when she asks for commitment.
We didn't ask for this, but it's the only way. You know this to be true.
>>24158440
>just be yourself
Look I appreciate you're trying to help but you're on r9k.
Robots need to be told that the girl is probably looking for a certain connection with you and if she enjoys herself she'll probably keep hanging out with you. But there's never a guarantee so you should just try gauge her reaction and show carefully timed displays of affection.
