I want to drink your hot cum.
>tfw no bf
>>24157494
What about cum is so attractive to you?
>>24157519
Not him but if I could I'd consume nothing but cuteboi semon
Do you think you could drink a pint of cum in one sitting?
>>24157494
>no girl likes semen
>>24157629
I could drink a pint of anything in one sitting but there isn't much I'd love more than a pint of cum.
>>24157603
Hm, i'd rather be giving the semen myself. But to each it's own
>>24157519
Not him, but the cock as a whole is just so visual. From the get go the erection is so appealing. The way it swells and twitches. It demands attention, which is what makes big cocks so appealing. Size is half how it feels, half how it looks. Ejaculate is the real treat. Seeing a cock spasm and erupt with orgasm is so fucking erotic. Its such a clear sign of his pleasure. Just a definitive finish. When you see and that cum you know you did your job well.
Fuck! Cocks are so great, even just watching them!
>>24157668
Same but only if its fresh
Can you stop with your shit posts? It's always that same "tfw no (insert some shitty adjective here) bf" shut the actual fuck up. Literally no body cares even a little bit. You should just quit while you're ahead and off yourself. Take your shit posting to literally any other board than r9k you fucking worthless normie faggot like holy shit
>>24157494
Cool dude give me stuff to fap to
>>24157720
mucho keks mate
>>24157629
Id love to try. It would probably be more practical to get some kind of animal semen tho. Like that Fear Factor episode where they drank donkey cum/piss.
>>24157698
See, if i found a girl with half of your enthusiasm for my dick, i'd be in love instantly. I may not worship cock like you, but i admire your passion
>>24157801
I wouldn't say worship, but it certainly is my favorite body part, despite the fact that I favor girls.
>>24157754
Well I'll be looking forward to jumping on r9k tomorrow and seeing your suicide thread. But I know when I get on I'll be disappointed because instead of a nice post about you finally ending your miserable life I'll have to scroll through the board and see once again "tfw no bf". Kill yourself.
>>24157720
>>24157774
>he's triggered by tfw no bf
lol
>tfw no glory hole to service cocks on demand
>for free
>>24157831
Well, i can't appreciate it like you can. Its more appealing to look at than pussy, but it's just not a turn on for me.
>>24157865
Sounds hot as fuck. I'd probably die of dehydration before i left though. Getting my cock serviced by anonymous cocksluts sounds like heaven to me
>>24157834
>ftw no angry /r9k/ bf
>>24157935
Tfw these posts make me want to /hero/
>>24157935
Kek, how have you not found what you want by now?
>>24157698
Why does google image search return nothing
>>24157967
It's like the great Pat Benatar said love is uh a uh battlefield.
can you gaybos stop using girl pictures?
nothing against you guys I'm just extremely let down everytime
>>24157967
because I am umaru poster in disguise
>tfw no cola bf
>>24158029
Well, you've killed everyone by now surely. Your dedication to making threads everyday is admirable, if not autistic
>>24158057
I'm not familiar with this Umaru. Does it do something heart-warming or fun?
>>24158106
Bf-chan! Buy me game-u! Buy me game-u!
>>24157494
Because girls like you that watch anime read manga and shit post on r9k look like this. That's why no bf. Now stfu
>>24158140
>tfw forget to attach pic
>>24158121
Kek, what kind of games does an Umaru play?
>>24158174
BF CHANN!!! BUY MY GIEMU AND HANBAAGASTEIKUU NOWW!!! BUY ME JUMPUUU AND FALLOUTUU!!!! NOWW!!!!!
>>24158140
kek mate
I've been to tons of anime conventions in my days and it is full of more cuties and hotties than I can handle.
>>24158212
Sorry Umaru, i gotta budget here. Besides, fallout a shit
>>24158140
>girls
Where do you think we are?
>>24158212
T-THEN BUY ME BLACKOPSU BF-CHAN!!!
BUY ME GAMEU NOW!
Force your manhood down my throat, don't care if you're white black short tall skinny fat, push it down, make me drink it all, put me in my place, wipe the smell on my face, mark me, make me yours~
>>24158307
This was the gayest thing i've ever read, and it gave me a semi. Why do you gotta do this to me? i just wanna relax.
>>24158307
Finally someone who will let me use them.
