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let's get a femanon feels thread going
>tfw cheated on my boyfriend
>this is a fourth time I've done it
Why can't I fucking stop I feel so bad holy shit
>>24157208
>been accused for (false) rape
>no one talks to you for three years in high school, hateful looks
>multiple suicide attempts
>>24157506
You were accused of raping a dude?
You did it, just own up. We're all Anonymous here.
>>24157277
Lol no you dont feel bad at all
>>24157506
No one talked to me in high school either, mostly because i was an ugly dude though
>>24157277
Women are socialized to believe they have no control over themselves. It leads to them blaming outside forces for the bad things they do
If you want to stop, you have to take responsibility for your own actions
>>24157208
any femanons want to chat, play a game or something? it would be nice if you didn't have any friends either. i'm a straight girl, so i won't fall in love with you.
11/09/15(Mon)21:28:50
>>24157208
>tfw I get angry and emotional at my bf for no reason just because it's that time of the month
Ok, I'm really a guy, but my gf actually does treat me like shit when she's on the rag.
11/09/15(Mon)21:30:56
>tfw paid less for the same work
> tfw I want to find a nice man to marry but men just aren't interested in marriage anymore
>>24157569
yep... we are all girls here :^=
>>24157208
Dem nips are really high, i imagined that in a bra
Pretty unsettling
11/09/15(Mon)21:31:49
>>24157208
Here. This is for your feels
>>24157607
talk to
>>24157277
about that, baby
>>24157594
that looks fucking delicious desu
11/09/15(Mon)21:32:51
>>24157607
Well, guess it's time to take this bait. There are still guys who like the idea of marriage and kids. Just not guys you're going after i'm guessing
>>24157569
just us girls!! hehe
>>24157623
rolling with a hearty dose of sage
>>24157623
>11/09/15(Mon)21:34:01
rolling
>>24157630
I'm a kissless virgin.
>>24157647
I go after no one, I never have and I never will because I am too ugly.
fembot here.
I like masturbating to crying robots.
Chad will be over tomorrow to take care of me!
>>24157607
I am certainly interested in marriage to a beautiful damsel, m'lady! Post you kik
>>24157689
yeah i know, I'm saying girls like her ruin it for everyone else.
>>24157689
see now, the "i dont try because i'm ugly" cop out wont work on me. It's like these robots saying they dont try because "chad" already has all the girls
>>24157649
atleast i tried, right
>tfw ugly fat female so basically you suffer periods and the retarded emotional rollercoster without enjoying any of the fucking benefits
>>24157780
don't be fat
problem solved
>>24157568
Men are also socialized to believe that women have no control over themselves. The liberals blame the patriarchy, pol and the alt-right blame the jews. But it's never the women's fault...
>>24157780
What benefits? Like endless dicks or something? Or just a relationship? Because thirsty robots offer both
>>24157623
Please let me be Rainbow Dash.
>>24157780
Stop chugging down starbucks and all those awful dessert "coffees" and you'll lose weight.
>>24157780
Want someone to eat you out when you're in pain? I don't mind the blood.
Why are there so many "femanon ____" boards lately?
Surely there can't be that many actual female robots.
This board is quickly turning into an autistic /soc/
I will be ANY femanonspracticeboyfriend
Skype: Chilliebean
>>24157893
females can't be robots
these threads exist because every faggot on this board wanted a robot over new rules banning talk about fictional creatures
>>24157780
you can still get easy money whoring yourself out on craigslist, that is, if you've resigned yourself to the fact that prince charming will not come a-knocking
>>24157208
>tfw no bf to bake cookies for and with
>no bf to take care of and make dinner for
>no bf to snuggle with at night
>no bf to have kids with and love
>no bf to travel with
>no bf knit cute things and sew plushies for
>no bf to stargaze with
>tfw all i've been doing is watching videos on youtube of happy couples doing things together and having dates
>tfw i'm here alone browsing 4chan and eating family bakes i've made by myself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIrRCLLQw6
>>24157208
ive been raised by my mother sister and grandmother.
ive gotten just enough of my father influence that im not beta but im certainly not alpha
i can be at time so it comes and goes.
im dating a girl with low as fuck self confidence
how can i raise it femons? im doing that bullshit were i tell her she beautiful but i know its not really working.
i want her to get exatly how much i want her without getting too physical.
>>24157961
The problem is that mods just don't come on /r9k/, it's almost as much of a wild west as /ic/ (which really has no mod presence at all).
They just have no interest in overseeing this place, so basically anything goes here as long as it isn't CP.
It's sadly not like Wizardchan that literally bans people on sight if they even joke about being a girl. I wish it was, but it isn't.
>>24157991
Please dont bait me with something this strong. My heart cant take it
>>24157960
you're a pathetic disgrace and the reason women have so much power over men
>>24157991
can you please stop
>>24157991
don't worry, chad will certainly stick around for you and you only.
>>24158037
>>24158050
>tfw when I was 13 i had a huge crush on this one guy at school and I use to watch cooking tutorials until 2:00am in hopes that one day I'll be able to cook these dishes for him
>>24158093
Thats it, i gotta close my eyes and ignore this post. My chest hurts and i feel funny. Is this what being triggered feels like?
>>24157991
Oh i'm so sorry you're alone for a single night wanting a fake relationship like entertainment creates.
You truly have my sympathy fembot.
tfw got banned on mu again because of funposting on kpg
>>24158093
>tfw when I was 13 i had a huge crush on this one guy at school
May I inquire what country you are from? I later learned that my crush had a crush on me but I had moved schools before realising that and your age fits.
>>24158175
I am spic.
>>24158183
Oh ok, nevermind then. I'm from Spurdoland.
>>24158183
Do you have qt thick thighs, or slender lanky legs?
>>24158175
>random had a crush at 13
This is all you have to go by. It's not you.
I had a really bad dream about killer gnomes last night.
Gnomes held me down and very slowly poked my eyes out with a stick.
>>24158183
what country though?
>>24158175
Australia.
>tfw baked cookies for my oneitis at age 15
>he says they're amazing
>tfw we munch on the cookies while he talks about his crush on stacey and i give him advice and tell him that he needs to be more confident
>he thanks me
>>24158006
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIrRCLLQw6
lmao
>>24158093
This is sweet
personally i've always wanted a girl with no nesting instinct, one that just has her own career in something interesting (and intelligent) and we leave for work with a kiss and come home with a kiss, then we snuggle and play games and watch animu together and fall asleep, sometimes make love
never happen
also fembots don't exist so theres that
>>24158224
Gnomes can be spoopy i guess. I'm more unnerved by girls though.
>>24158006
go get em champ lol XD
>>24158224
I am a psychologist
That dream was a premonition and you need to avoid gnomes at all costs.
Lock the windows.
>>24158257
>personally i've always wanted a girl with no nesting instinct, one that just has her own career in something interesting (and intelligent) and we leave for work with a kiss and come home with a kiss, then we snuggle and play games and watch animu together and fall asleep, sometimes make love
fuck offyou're making me sad
>>24158233
>tfw somehow managed to get my elementary school crush into my house/room when I was 12
>didn't realise the situation back then
>"so, yeah, this is my room"
>stuffing my face with potato chips while saying that
>the look of discomfort on her faced has since been burned into my mind
>she leaves a few moments after
I hope someone had saved me from myself.
>>24158249
>>24158265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LIhRZ4Ll6f
>>24158233
Maybe try someone who's as ugly as you for a change instead of pining after Chad.
femanons be my friend or i swear to god i'll do it
>tfw your period panties have a hole in them
>>24157208
>tfw situation makes me feel uncomfortable
I have been raped, POLICE!
>>24158354
Use my face to plug it up! Quick!
>tfw package thief in your neighborhood
>need to try to sleep before the amazon guy comes so you can get package fast
>pip boy edition in the mail
>have a shy friend
>he tries to get over his social anxiety, but fails multiple times making him more timid
>pretty much have to mother him so he'll get a job and learn to drive
>even though he got his license, he refuses to drive unless necessary since he's afraid of car accidents
>it's difficult being his friend because we have nothing in common and dislike what the other likes
>I like partying, working out, and large social activities
>he likes anime and all that comic book jazz. he only likes hanging out in small groups or with just one other person (many times girls he asked to hang out thought it was an awkward date since he only invites one person to hang out with him at a time)
>through some miracle of time he gets a girlfriend that's pretty much a girl version of him
>they all have their inside jokes and are all very touchy feely
>first time seeing friend so open
I'm happy that he found someone, but a part of me is jealous that he isn't that way with me. Something about how I invested so much time with him and he still doesn't feel that open with me. Not saying I want him as a boyfriend. Just wish I could relate to him in some way.
>>24158310
Oh anon. Don't give up hope yet!
>>24158337
He was a 5/10 normie. He wasn't very tall too and he was lanky. He was always smiling and happy and that was why I was so into him. He was my only friend during highschool.
>>24157607
I am, but something tells me you aren't actually interested in it. You just want to bitch about something on 4chan.
>>24158393
This is bait of the highest order. I dont even know if i wanna white knight anymore
>>24157991
>>no bf to have kids with and love
>bf
>kids
>>24158385
>Buying shitty games
>>24158393
>I want to party and be human trash
>why cant he like being surrounded by tons of people he cant care about and do things he doesnt like?
>>24157607
>men
You mean Chads, I want nothing more than marriage.
>>24158224
What the hell is your name and why are you namefagging?
>>24158288
living in an apartment in a moderate size city, doing something we both love
we come home and talk about the interesting things about our fields and how much we love the little quirks of math and science
make dinner while listening to some nice music or just skip it and cuddle with microwave dinners
be still and listen to the sleet fall outside in the dead of winter as we hold each other under the blanket
one of us wakes up and princess carries the other to bed for sound loving sleep
and the best part is we get to do it all again tomorrowwhy must we suffer?
>>24158410
holy fuck that image
I wouldn't trust anyone to do that for me
Christ
how horrifying
>>24158233
>female getting cukked
I actually feel sad for you, perhaps you (unlike most females) actually belong here
>>24158393
If the genders were reversed everyone would call you an entitled fag, women live life on easy mode
>>24158463
I barely trust myself when I shave. I wouldn't trust a professional, let alone a woman.
>>24158439
husband*
>>24158464
y-you too
>>24158233
>>24158464
obvious samefag b8 is obvious
>>24158354
your what?
>>24157991
>watching happy couples dating on youtube
wat
>"plushies"
>IMPREGNANT ME
you sound kind of weird
>>24158263
To be perfectly honest with you family member, possibly my sibling IDK, I would prefer a girl poking my eyes out.
>>24158269
I used to collect lawn gnomes but they're all in storage after we moved.
My best friend got a boyfriend and she has this sudden burst of happiness. Sometimes I get this urge to make it seem like her boyfriend is cheating on her with me just so I can relish in her reaction. The boyfriend probably won't be up for it since we're not really friends. But here's the scenario I fantasize about
>talk to her boyfriend
>tell him we should prank the gf into thinking he's cheating on her with me
>boyfriend invites her to his home
>I step out of the shower or his bedroom as if I'm about to leave
>make eye contact with best friend and just go out of the front door as if this is totally normal
>at the point, best friend will ask me what the fuck I'm doing there
>I'll be really vague, but never directly answer her
>her boyfriend and I will go on about how it's just a completely innocent thing until she gets mad
>>24158393
have you had sex with him ever?
I'm a dude whos always wanted to get married before I fuck anyone and then not fuck anyone else
I don't ever meet any women who feel the same who arent batshit crazy religious types.
I'm not trying to pick up chicks, I'm just trying to see if theres any women out there who thinks like me.
>>24158490
>husband*
Amazing how changing one word makes your fantasy turn from a nightmare to a fantasy of mine :^)
>>24158354
>tfw pretty much all your panties are period panties because no one would ever see them
:_;
>>24158510
Well, if you protect me from girls, i can protect you from gnomes. We have a deal?
>>24158548
You messed up a simple crying face so who'd want to see them :^)
>>24158456
Christian lesbo with cow tits?
I keep forgetting to reapply it when I poop post on the gaychan.
>"fembots" supposedly never leave the house
>"fembots" supposedly know our feels
>"fembots" all happen to have boyfriends
How do you even explain this? Why are almost all /r9k/ guys single when about half of "fembots" are seeing someone? Why have 75% of "fembots" been in relationships when only 20% of robots have?
>>24158548
Mail them to me then if it makes you so sad. I'll inspect/fap on them.
>>24158541
>there just aren't any women out there who aren't crazy but also pure
you sound really charming
>>24158533
to make it a better troll, you should actually have sex with him
>>24158575
Never seen it before. Any reason for the name or did you just pick a few random words?
>>24158464
>I actually feel sad for you, perhaps you (unlike most females) actually belong here
Now ask her how many guys she rejected over the years.
Here, I'll help and ask her out right now so it can be a +1.
>>24158548
can someone explain this concept?
so I'm reading these reddit stories and just wondering if love is a lie.
If you women like uncommitted sex with chad so much and do all sorts of nasty things with him like bjs, but would not do those things with a regular partner, then it just seems that what you really want is a betabux/alpha fucks relationship.
This would mean of course that love doesn't exist and it's all just a big fucking lie. You girls say you want a stable guy but you'll always be hankering for that hard nasty fuck with chad.
>>24158573
>using a macro image
JUST GET OUT LITTLE KID THIS SITE IS FOR ADULTS WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18
>>24158539
Nope. We never done anything sexual.
>>24158450
all because I like partying and clubbing, it doesn't make me a slut.
I just want my friend to be more comfortable in parties and social situations.
>>24158609
>Now ask her how many guys she rejected over the years.
why would that have any bearing on her statement?
>>24158629
>using an anime image
>>24158620
>needs to be spoonfed
>on 4chan
Just google it, worse you're gonna see is panties with blood on them.
>>24158620
Not a girl but taking a guess anyway. She doesn't use tampons and just bleeds into her panties.
>>24158593
I have the social grace of a brick.
I meant not insanely religious but also interested in waiting until they're married.
I'm not a charming person. Charm is a way to be backhanded and dishonest and still have people like you for it.
>>24158640
>all because I like partying and clubbing, it doesn't make me a slut.
Kek, okay
Get out slut
These threads make me want to leave this board forever. There are no women here and everyone still thinks there is.
>>24158507
Probably just desperate and lonely.
>>24158609
Once when I was like 12. He was a chubby Vietnamese kid and was one of my close friends. I actually considered it though since he was really nice but I decided against it since it wouldn't be fair because I wasn't into him romantically.
He found a qt gf during his first year of highschool when he started to get fit though and I was happy for him.
We're still good friends and we keep in touch.
>>24158658
This is a really hilarious guess. Panties would not be able to protect you from leaking blood all over if you only wore them while on your period.
Unless you have a extremely light period or something.
>>24158640
I never called you a slut. I called you trash.
>tfw no self-harm bf
Why are these threads always You Reap What You Sow and male versions of these threads Catch-22
>>24158609
obviously it would be zero
>>24158687
Didn't claim to be an expert. I have seen posts about freebleeding onto towels so I tried to connect those two dots.Now that I think about it, yes it seems silly
>>24158561
You got it.
We'll be perfectly safe until a like, leprechaun rolls into town and just beats the snotcake out of both of us.
>>24158599
Nope, I'm literally just a Christian lesbian with cow tits.
>>24158640
>Nope. We never done anything sexual.
you should, I know if I were an awkward autist I'd love for a Stacy to throw the V at me (even if it's just a one-time thing). also I hope you realize he's fapped to you for as long as you've known each other
>>24158211
holy shit this desperation here bro.
damn this board has not changed one bit
>>24158747
Nah, i got that leprechaun. Now if its a girl though, i'm boned. Can there be female leprechauns?
>>24158728
I'm not sure why you would just bleed all over into towels unless you are fat and lazy and literally cannot move out of bed, which wouldn't surprise me if you ran across women like this online.
My second guess would be women would do this if they literally could not wear panties because it cut off too much air to the vagina and in turn gave them some kind of yeast or bacteria infection (due to lack of oxygen/not wearing cotton underwear), which again, you would need to be hilariously fat to have this problem.
I LOVE YOU CAROLINE
>>24157991
>tfw no gf who bakes me cookies that I eat while trying to keep a straight face for a few weeks before giving up and showing her how the fuck you bake a REAL cookie in the kitchen
>>24158640
>I just want my friend to be more comfortable in parties and social situations.
the problem most extroverts make is that they assume all introverts are simply temporarily-embarrassed extroverts
What's the most sexual thing you allowed a guy friend to do to you?
I let my friends, guys and girls, to casually my breasts. I never let my friends touch them in a sexual way. I'm only okay with playful groping in private settings. I'd be pissed if a friend groped me without warning in front of a crowd.
>>24158747
>I'm literally just a Christian lesbian with cow tits
>Christian lesbian
>>24158784
I don't think obesity was a problem in these cases, it was mostly just morbid laziness from I could gather.
>>24158582
because males are disposable. harems, etc.
also females don't have to initiate, they just sit there and wait.
>>24158233
Come to New Zealand cutie.
>>24158821
If you never figured out robot, "period panties" are just panties you accidentally stained during your period (blood is not easily removed) and after washing them, you often only use them while on your period. It's so you don't accidentally ruin/stain more panties.
>>24158794
>no bad cooking gf to pretend you like their meals to make them feel better
>>24158795
>I let my friends
>to casually my breasts
>I never let my friends touch them in a sexual way
????????
Do you let your friends non-sexually suck on your nipples? What about rubbing their non-sexual rock hard penises on your completely platonic lewd hard nipnips? If you ever need a friend to casually fill your womb to the brim with a platonic dosage of penis milk don't hesitate to call, that's what friends are for!
My best friend used to have feelings for me, but I feel as if he doesn't bother trying to get with other girls because he either thinks he's going to marry me one day or that relations aren't worth the trouble. There are a few times when he makes friends with a girl that is totally into him, but he doesn't go for it. I know he's a bit socially inept, but I think he's purposely ignoring the signs. Even if he doesn't want a relationship, he could have gotten laid. The look that some of the girls gives him, I just shake my head whenever he's not banging them.
>>24158640
> all because I like partying and clubbing, it doesn't make me a slut.
...
>>24158842
Oh ok, cheers. Didn't bother googling it.
>>24158582
Because according to you guys, all fembots have to be is decent looking and not fat to have boyfriends and poof! You're right, pal;)
>>24158720
Yeah, as you can see >>24158682 it's up to 2 now, she completely ignored my proposal.
>>24158842
To remove blood from clothing wash it in cold water and pretreat it.
This is coming from a guy who has washed a lot of blood from clothing.
>>24158816
I'm also a christian lesbian. I don't have cowtits; I'm pretty much flat chested, tall, athletic, and presumably high test. This is how God made me. Neither my body, nor my sexual orientation, nor my faith were a choice.
>>24158883
I want fake Christians to go
>>24158791
woah m8 1v1 me in the kitchen
>>24158832
I would if I wasn't a poorfag.
>>24158795A guy gave me a hug once. It was nice.
>>24158871
A lot of the time it's not easy because you will continually accidentally bleed on panties. Yeah tampons work well, but you don't wear them at night because you're not suppose to use them for over 8 hours generally due to toxic shock risks.
They will almost always stain at night a little bit, or a lot, and the blood will stay on them for hours before you wake up. It's usually not going to come out unless you soak them right away sadly.
>>24158900
Makes enough sense.
I tried to help atleast.
>>24158899
>I would if I wasn't a poorfag.
Swim. I'll be waiting on the western shore with a candle in my hands.
>let friend move in with me and my boyfriend since he finally has a chance to live away from his family
>he spends the first week cleaning the house
>scrubbing the greasy grime on stove top
>cleaning out of the mold and spoiled food from fridge
>scrubbing the bathrooms
>throwing out a bunch of junk
It was a nice gesture at first, but now it's getting a bit annoying . I know my friend has OCD, but now he's very bossy about keeping the house clean and we go on about cleaning. He doesn't let us wash dishes anymore because "we clean it wrong". He's so paranoid about cross contamination and mold spreading from spoiled food.
>>24158795
>to casually my breasts
to casually what? you forgot the verb, or is this like the "I accidentally the entire pizza" meme?
>>24158859
>all fembots have to be is decent looking and not fat
this is indeed correct.
Just go somewhere public, like a library, and wait.
>>24158575
What is gaychan a nom de gurre for? I wish to go there and shitpost.
>>24158920
It's fine, I was just explaining why girls bitch about it so you didn't think I was ignoring your advice. I do try to soak them like you said if I catch it in time, sometimes you can.
Thanks anon.
>>24158883
Isn't religion a choice?
>>24158928
>no towel
What shit deal. Swim to the US for me "fem"anon :^)
>>24158931
>a man is doing a better at my job than i am
>its getting a bit annoying
Swallow it down, you jealous and insane bitch.
>>24158771
I dunno friend.
I suppose if it's a girl leprechaun I'd have to fight it.
I do have four-leaf clovers so lets hope that documentary with Rachel from Friends is accurate.
>>24158816
Yes.
>>24158795
please be my friend, senpai
Not really anything sexual. I have a few 'beta' friends that I will hug tightly so that they can feel my breasts press against their body. One guy is totally okay with it to the point he'll press his boner against me when we hug. The other guy is still very shy about it and tries not to hug me tightly.
>>24158931
Who cares, live in maid. The dream
>>24158959
see >>24158896
St. Paul is rolling in his grave
>>24158795
>I let my friends, guys and girls
Yeah gurl nothin dykey about grabbing your friend's tits gurl I let my friend jack me off all the time nothing gay about it at all man I love when my friends touch me there just all a laugh haha just bantz
>>24158842
>all the girls you know only wear "normal" panties when they're on their period
>have panties fetish but not period fetish
life is suffering
>>24158951
I don't think that what you believe in is a choice. It can change with time and experience, but it isn't something you actively choose. Practicing a religion is a choice, but if I believe in God, why would I choose not to practice?
>>24158977
Please stop that. You're basically humiliating the guy who's obviously not into it. I assume you think you're doing right, but you're emasculating the dude.
>>24158850
you should coach him into a Chad, including having sex with him in order to boost his confidence
>>24158997
is period fetish even real? i've never seen a male approach that as if they're into it.
>Male
>23
>6'3", slim but fit
>White, pale complexion
>Dark brown hair, green eyes
>Attractive face, often complemented
>In med school, good career prospects
>Pretty good sense of humor
>Exercise every other day
>Crave love a lot more than sex
>Socially responsive when discussing impersonal topics
>Never stutter, always fairly articulate
>BUT
>Always back out of participation when conversations get personal
>Whenever a girl approaches me I always feel the need to escape
>Ended up running away from prom and spent the night playing solitaire on a flip phone in an isolated playground
>Tend to pretend to get urgent phone calls during parties/bar outings so I can retreat
>Never had a social media account and too scared to make one
>When girls sit beside me on the bus I'm scared to do so much as look at their face cursorily
>Never do anything outside of my apartment apart from classes/work because I'm too afraid of being around people
>Lost all appetite, just eat to subsist but wish I could stop eating entirely
>Dateless, handholdless, mutual-loveless virgin
Am I salvageable or have I passed the point of no return for dating? What do
My friend says he has trouble cumming when making love to his girlfriend because he doesn't find her physically attractive so sometimes I flash my tits at him or play with my breasts and make lewd gestures at him whenever he has his girlfriend over and the girlfriend isn't looking.
>>24159032
I'd recommend going gay.
>>24159032
>>Male
stopped reading there
wrong thread faggot
>>24158938
and then nothing happens, thus invalidating /r9k/ "logic"
>>24158928
>>24158957I can't even swim fug
ITT: a lot of weird porn plots turn into real stores by males pretending to be female
>>24159047
Have you actually tried it, yet?
Is there any female wizard?
>>24159035
You are literally the controlling slut bitch that all women hate, you disgusting piece of shit trash fuck off back to /soc/
>>24159025
it's one of those things that sounds hot when you're fantasizing about it, but in reality it's disgusting
>>24159049
>tfw no gf to teach how to swim
>>24159041
I've tried. But no matter how much gay porn I watch coupled with sugar pills to induce pavlovian reinforcement it just doesn't do anything for me.
>>24159032
>male
>23
>white
>chad
>"never stutter" (chad would never say this anon, wtf, they don't even worry about this shit)
>med school
nice bait man
>>24159064
It's a man, m8. Even if a chick did that, she'd never admit it, even here.
>>24158977
have sex with them, please. do your part to make more happiness in the world (disclaimer: I'm assuming these guys are single)
>>24159084
She would, she'd just say there was nothing wrong with it. Women justify will justify anything.
>>24159091
kill yourself
I have a short friend that has a crush on me. He's tongue in cheek about it and understands that a relationship between us would never happen because of our height differences. What we have is cool because he isn't bitter or resentful about it. I blow raspberries on his belly since I think it's cute how he's so ticklish.
>>24159075
well yeah blood smells pretty bad and also it's old blood, think of it as being blood that has been sitting inside someones body for one or two days.
unless you have some kind of crazy dead body fetish, i imagine this shit would be way too disturbing.
>>24159057
you seem to be confused, I'm male senpai
>>24159103
10/10 b8. I'mmad
>>24159103
7/10 you'll get someone
>>24158883
I'm happy for you lesbifriend.
I asked my pastor recently if I could get married at our church and he said he'd pray about it.
Hope it works out.
>>24159105
it's still hot to fantasize about for some reason. my boss told me she was on her period and I fapped to the thought of it, I've also deduced what days she's having it based on whether she has visible panty lines or not (as she wears thongs otherwise)
>>24159103
Shush m8 ur b8 makes me ir8
>invite friend to party
>he doesn't know anyone so he just finds a quiet place to sit until party is over
>try to get him drunk so he'll loosen up
>he can't get drunk because he feels the need to vomit by the time he gets to his 4th shot
He didn't even get buzzed. All I had was hard liquor and beer and he doesn't like drinking those. What a shame. I was going to dance with him if he got drunk.
I've done it too. Been with my husband for 16 years and have cheated off and on...got caught again recently, hadn't had sex but the texts were enough. Hopefully he forgives me. I'm still not sure why I do it, but it does make you feel guilty.
Try to stop like me, I was great for years until...bamn, started having felings for my boss...don't make the same mistakes.
>>24159013
>>24159140
Neither of you are practicing Christianity with this shit
>>24159159
This has to be a man. Women don't go on /r9k/ right?
>>24159171
Why did you need to drag 2D waifus into this anon?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoCalR4R/comments/3s41rb/29_f4m_san_diego_have_your_way_with_a_submissive/
Slightly off topic but I gotta ask fembots; is this the norm now?
Went to browse San Diego reddit so-cal dating. First female pops up is a "curvy" (lol) submissive who has many partners and appears very picky about who she receives. Are there any loyal women left or no?
>>24159205
Anon, he's hoverhanding
>>24159159
>I've done it too
Done what?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???????????
WHAATT HAVVEEEEE YOUUUUU DOOONEEEEEEE??????????????????????????????
Anyone else here piss in front of their close friend?
If I have a guy over and I need to take a piss, I'll piss with the door open while talking to them.
>>24159158
why not dance with him sober?
You can rape me desu. I'd like some form of female companionship at this point.
>>24159140
gl senpai
>>24159209
>for some NSA fun
>>24159209
>dating some redditor
Advertising yourself on reddit is just a redflag to begin with anon, shouldn't even be looking there if you want "loyal" women. They don't shill out their bodies like a fucking jew redditor collecting shekels or something.
I recommend finding some kind of hobby you enjoy and looking for meetup groups or something. Have met less cumdumpster driven women in those situations.
>>24157646
roastie memes ruined those sandwiches for me, thanks :(
I wish I were taller, like 5'10. I'm only 5'7 now.
>>24159171
This "Medieval Catholicism will save us" thing is starting to turn into a meme.
I'm grateful that my friend that likes me is short. Otherwise my boyfriend would see him as a threat and try to bully him. My boyfriend thinks it's hilarious how my best friend has feelings for me. He doesn't make threats to my friend like he does to other guys that hit on me. My friend is nice so I let him get away with him purposely putting his face into my breasts whenever we hug. I find it more endearing than perverted.
>>24157594
you're doing gods work anon. keep making us proud
>>24159171
I suppose I get to have my cake and eat it too, but instead of cake it's lady parts and I don't actually eat them I just lick them for a while and put them back where I found them.
>>24159270
TY BFF.
What exactly is so wrong about living with a guy friend while having a boyfriend?
Especially when we each have our own bedrooms and I was living with my guy friend long before I met my boyfriend and it's not very ideal for my boyfriend to be living away from his family at the moment.
>>24157623
I'm rollin .
>>24159380
Fuck off and ruin a different religion from the inside with this shit. Islam is good choice. You aren't a Christian
>>24159380
The thing is unlike the other guy I am willing to accept gays into the fold of Christianity, I just wish more of you would submit that you're sinning.
I mean it's not THAT bad, humans are inherently sinful creatures to begin with, it's just gays are adding an extra one to the list.
I think it's a mild form of child abuse to make children practice religion. Nothing wrong with learning about religion and culture at an early age, but I don't think kids should be dragged around by their Jehovah Witness parents house to house and being put in awkward situations. Religious kids are often more mean than non-religious kids since they usually try to see things from a very limited perspective and try to enforce their religion on other.s
My boyfriend's penis is 4.5 inches long. he admits that he's very shy about it. I told him it was cute then proceeded to give him a blowjob. When I looked up at his face, it looked as if he was about to cry.
>>24158233
SYDNEY
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pls b my gf
>>24159452
>The thing is unlike the other guy I am willing to accept gays into the fold of Christianity,
I am more than willing to accept people who are attracted to other people of the same gender into Christianity. Just don't fuck them. I have my own sinful desires, but I don't pretend they aren't and I don't make an identity out of them.
>>24158393
You sort of accomplished what you set out to do. No need to feel bad.
>>24159472
Cry for joy or sadness?
>>24157208
>16
>First bf
>Both KHVs
>Everything about him is perfect to me
>Start to fall for him, I think, maybe it was just puppy love but I really fucking liked him
>Let him finger me
>Attempt to give him an awkward hand job one time because I wanted to do something back
>Want to lose my virginity to him
>He dumps me
>Now
>Almost 20
>Never had a bf since
>Still a virgin and mostly clueless about sex but feel like used goods because he stuck his fingers in me a few times
>If anyone finds out they give me the whole 'aww anon you are so innocent and pure' thing
>Die a little inside
I would rather not be a virgin desu then be stuck in this limbo.I still kinda miss him
>>24159209
>>Slightly off topic but I gotta ask fembots; is this the norm now?
Yes.
>Went to browse San Diego reddit so-cal dating. First female pops up is a "curvy" (lol) submissive who has many partners and appears very picky about who she receives.
This means she's a Chadwhore like all women.
>Are there any loyal women left or no?
Yes, to Chad.
ITT: 63 guys talking to each other
>>24159533
Sounds like gf material to me. Would take from limbo to poundtown/10
>>24159533
> I still kinda miss him
And this is why you never mess around with used goods.
>>24159533
Disgusting whore
>>24159561
She's all yours friend
>>24159576
I'd waifu her. You gotta give a girl new memories to forget the old ones, brother
These threads are always about sex and relationships. BORING
Fuck off, stacies. t. actual female robot
>>24159605
Well, i mean, if they really wanted to post about other girl stuff, wouldn't they go to a female dominated board like /cgl/?
>>24159605
But Anon, sex is everything to a woman. Their lives literally revolve around making themselves as attractive as possible in almost every situation imaginable.
>>24159602
> I still kinda miss him
Yeah sure
>>24159605
You can stay
>>24159605
Hi, please marry me, I promise to be a really good husband, thanks.
>>24159386
A lot of people can't 'just be friends' with the opposite gender. But if you can do it fine, no problem.
I grew up around only females so when ever I meet a male around my age and get along with them I always confuse it for sexual attraction. I'm also a sexually frustrated virgin so that doesn't help. I know it's just my brain and hormones fucking with me so I ignore it. After a few weeks of being around the person I can be friends with them normally and the sexual thoughts are gone. It's really annoying. Any time I meet someone cool my vagina starts screaming 'hey let's try to fuck this guy!' It's like my brain wants me to be a roastie.
>tfw nothing makes you happy anymore
>tfw beginning to wonder if anything could ever make you happy again
How does one deal with this feel? I've always been a very optimistic person, but I've been miserable for 3+ years, with the only respite being drugs. Should I just kill myself and get it over with?
23, still a virgin.
Feels weird mang, I had opportunities I probably should have just gone for it.
>>24159692
Thats how pretty much every dude's brain works. I've seen 2/10 girls and my brain says "bro, fuck that girl". It's a vicious thing when you're an ugly man, such as myself.
>>24159705
>How does one deal with this feel?
You don't
>Should I just kill myself and get it over with?
If you want. Or you can live for spite. That's what I'm doing.
>>24159705
Nah, go get a hobby besides wallowing in despair. Also, unless you need the drugs for a mental illness, get off em.
>>24159624
Can't discuss feels in /cgl/. Besides, they're all bitches and sluts who wouldn't understand.
>>24159625
>every woman is the same
>inb4 "le not like le other girls xd" callout
Fuck you.
>>24159667
No.
>>24159711
Post location and contact info and some robot will bang you.
>>24159754
Kek, well i like your attitude. What would you have the handful of girls and several dudes talk about? I'm game for whatever, i honestly dont know much about women.
>>24159770
I'm gonna bang a classmate, lets see how it goes.
Its kind of an uncommon age to still be so inexperienced is all
>>24159705
>Tfw used to be really passionate about music
>My life goal ever since I was a little kid was to be a famous musician and play music for people all over the world
>Became depressed
>Lost interest in everything including music
>It's been years since I've touched and instrument or sang
>Realize how much of a one in a million chance it is for my dream to come true
>Realize there are millions of people more talented than me
>If I never quit I could actually be starting a career by now
>Lost interest in living
>Became a NEET because nothing in college interests me
>No goals or aspirations, just wasting away and shitposting on 4chan every day until I muster up the courage to buy a shotgun.
I'm not interested in getting married or having children. I wish I could give my life to a dying kid or something, it feels pointless for me
>>24159817
>Babbys first existential crisis
>>24157208
femanons are nothing but a meme, the sooner you realize that the better
>>24159754
>No.
Oh. Why not?
>>24159817
I think you should run away and practice piano in solitude every day.
>>24159849
>>24159754
She's going to be my gf instead
>>24158459
you want a woman to princess carry you to the bedroom?
I think you need a man.
>>24159817
Oh god, its me, or a clone of me. I was so talented and at some point, i quit. I was just so depressed and tired, and all of the sudden i'm here alone everyday. Just kill me please
>>24159605
>t.
no problem t. mlady
>>24157623
ROLLOLOLOLOLOL
>>24158541
Well my hope just got knocked down a bit further.
>>24159978
Why has your hopes been hit exactly?
>tfw no one will let me post on /r9k/
>i just want to be one of the boys
>>24160000
because she's used goods
>>24160000
Anon you...
>>24160025
Are you a tomboy?
>>24160025
Then pretend to be a boy.
>>24160000
Not a single response saying "I exist"
>>24160029
I'm a guy
>>24160025
You will never be one of the boys. Fuck off and go hang out with the rest of the cunt flappers.
>>24160048
>>24160050
You dumb fucks...
>tfw i cut myself as a cry for help but people say i'm doing it for attention
>>24160101
They're the same thing
>>24160061
>>24158541
>I want all of the benefits of religion with none of the effort and I want to call it crazy too
Good
>>24160101
this looks like bait
>>24160132
>>24160123
It's a guy making fun of fem"""bots"""
>>24159862
It's so fucking hard to get back into it.
>'Just do it anon. Just pick it up or open your mouth or write a song damn it it's not hard'
It is hard when all those feelings come rushing in. When you try to play a song or sing a note but you can't because your skills have deteriorated so much, when you remember how much time you have wasted sulking and fucking around when you could be amazing if you never stopped, when you remember all those years you wasted trying to get good at music only to trash it all by becoming a depressed lazy fuck.
I can't do it like I used to man. There's too many negative feelings attached to it now. I can't just relax and let that instinctual creativity flow like I used to.
>>24160123
>>24160132
>tfw he keeps making it about himself and how he feels when i cheated on him
>>24160101
What kind of help can we offer then? I dont hate women but instead of crying for help you should try telling people how they can help you. Dont mean to be mean here, i'm just being blunt with you
saw a whore this weekend. So I realize now I can just use my hand or see whores and it's all good.
You cunts have no power over me any more. I love this feeling. Not having to placate you whores. fembots my ass. You're here looking for a long-term beta provider.
Do you guys ever not shower then smell your vagina or ass on your fingers after doing things to yourself? Or just sniff your own panties? Just curious because mine smell good so maybe other girls do this too.
This is normal right?
>>24160131
I just wanted to know if a person like that existed.
Dont act like I insulted you by having an ideal.
>>24160186
>tfw i keep begging to be saved but they keep telling me in a harsh way so i can never make it better
>>24160152
Not even making fun, bro. This is what they actually do. But I always ALWAYS get dipshits taking the bait instead of fembots. Go figure.
>>24160215
>tfw i'm a sad girl and i'm such a nerd but forgot how to use computers and 'pic related' tee hee pay attention to me
>>24160101
I'll talk with you over email. I'm girl too
>>24160201
That's hot and disgusting at the same timebe my gross gf
>>24160165
Anon you replied to here. Everything you said resonated with me. Honestly i think it would take someone to actually care about my music to get me going again. The longer i go without music, the more i forget. I cant remember any of the songs i wrote anymore without notes or tabs. I'd hug you if i could man, i hope we make it
>>24160215
pretty easy for a female to tell if another female is posting or if it's just a dude.
>>24160243
That's a guy imitating women to highlight how shallow their problems and feels are
>>24159049
Where in Aus, I want some cookies :c
>>24160243
>I'm a girl.
>>24160267
I'm sure they can tell just by how much they either hate the post or want attention from it.
>>24160201
All the time.
In my neet days I would wear the same panties for weeks at a time. I'd sniff it and think oh god that's so nasty but also feel satisfied for some reason? I leave the house every day because I'm a normie that has a job and goes to uni so I try to be hygienic now because being caught with bad hygiene is mortifying. When I have no where to go though I just let go and hang out in my filth until I need to leave the house again. But yeah anytime I stick my hands in my pants or take off my underwear I have to smell it, dunno why.
>>24160215
First anon you replied to here. I didnt mean to sound harsh though, i just dont know how to help. I'd help if i could, believe me, but i dont know how. I guess all i can do is talk to you
>>24160304
>pic original content related
>>24160304
Anon that's a guy taking the piss
the black pill is the best way to free yourself. Females are truly not as human as males. They do not give two shits about anyone's feelings or suffering. They are horrible beings designed to have chad babies and get betabux.
>>24160300
I feel you anon, I don't know why I love smelling it so much.
I often smell before falling asleep for some reason.
>>24160319
Kek i know. I fell for it. It's getting late for me here in burgerland and i'm going through some stuff, i really shouldnt be taking bait like this
>>24160260
What instrument do you play? I played guitar and started to learn piano right before I quit. When I get some money I'm going to buy new strings and force myself to start over completely from scratch, as if I've never touched a guitar before. Maybe this will help me get back into it. You should try too anon.
Shit on all "fembot" threads.
Trash all "fembot" posts.
Do not be betabux to "fembot"s.
>>24160399
>Huge sword
>Sheathed on the back
That sword is impossible to draw.
>>24160372
>tfw boys always act lonely after i reject them
Should be illegal, in my opinion.
>>24160392
I played guitar, bass, banjo, and occasionally drums. I wouldnt even know where to start back honestly. Maybe i'll pick up piano, i always wanted to play some classical stuff
>>24160352
>That creamy white stuff that builds up between the folds when you wear tight pants on a hot day
>Getting home and taking off your tight pants
>Scratching your vagina and sniffing all the white stuff that collects under your fingernails
Best feeling
>>24160416
Doesn't look like it has a sheath.
>>24160431
Sorry, wont get fooled again, m'lady. :^)
>>24160468
>tfw boys finally learning
>>24160462
It has to have some way to be bound to her back.
It's not a full scabbard, obviously.
>>24160454
>tfw you think this is hot
>>24160454
>tfw don't have creamy white stuff right now to smell
JUST
my vagina is too clean right now and not even smelly, what is the fucking point of living.
>>24160444
Start from scratch, that's what I'm going to do. Maybe I should even try a whole new instrument. I haven't tried this method yet so maybe the fun of learning something new will be enough to kick us both back into shape.
>>24160487
I can't imagine that being arousing at all. I didnt even know pussies did that, tbqh
>>24157780
Then lose the fucking weight. At least it's something you can fix.
>>24160491
Maybe I could put some creamy white stuff in there for you.
>>24160510
It's not too gross. It just smells like when you drench a shirt in sweat and come back after it dries and it has that musky sweaty smell. That's the best way j could describe it. Smells kinda good to me because it's my own scent but I don't find it sexy or attractive at all. Like smelling a fart I guess
>>24160510
I don't know why I think it's arousing either anon
>>24160508
Maybe. I'm looking at my martin sigma right now, trying to remember all the sick spanish guitar sounding shit i used to do. Dont even remember how i did it but I remember the sounds
>>24158018
Big mistake. She's gonna leave your ass after she starts believing you.
>>24160454
>tfw drinking
>open your doujinshi
>read about qt 2D anime girls having things happen to them
>vagina becomes magma waterfall
>panties get all slippery
Why are slippery panties such a good feel?
>>24160544
Kek well, i guess that makes sense. Back when i used to workout i would sit down and soak in the smell i was blasting, so i guess its kinda like that?
>>24160555
Good luck anon! Don't get too wrapped up in 'What I used to be able to do' or 'What I could do if I never stopped' that usually makes me completely stop and get sad.
>>24160584
>vagina becomes magma waterfall
This gave me a boner.
>>24160613
Alright then. In the morning i'll start with simple blues progressions, then....immediately into any advanced stuff i remember probably. I gotta go fast, cant go back to basics now
>>24160584
b-be my gf
>>24160584
Does anyone else read gay shota doujins and self insert as the little boy?
>tfw no jungle gf
>>24160667
I mostly insert myself into lolishit, never liked yaoi for some reason. Feels like I'm seeing something I'm not suppose to watch and I get too embarrassed.
>tfw you will never have weird NEET older brother who trains you into being a pet/maid/slave out of frustration over his virginity because his younger sister is the only woman he can find
>>24160710
I always thought niggers looked weird but when they have really dark skin like this it can be kinda pretty tbqh
>>24160740
be my loli slave gf
>>24160740
Wew lad got me sweating bout that greentext. I fit the descriptions, just not willing to do that to my little sisters
>>24160745
If i get a qt black gf, i want her skin to be dark as fuck. I love the way it looks against my paleness
>>24160740
I like loli as well. I avoided gay shit for a long time until I started looking at more and more degenerate things and now yaoi is a regular part of my fap sessions.
>Feels like I'm seeing something I'm not suppose to watch and I get too embarrassed.
That's a huge part of the appeal for me. Looking at two qt boys do something so taboo is so erotic. Only 2D. I don't like any 3D porn that much anymore though.
I knew I was in when I literally orgasmed in my sleep dreaming about two male characters having first time 'B-But we're both boys!' sex. I've never had that happen before and I never have sexual dreams. I've become so degenerate. I was strictly vanilla and normie porn 2 years ago.
>>24160850
Nice. Degenerate girls are the best.
>tfw no dirty fujoshi gf
>>24160850
I feel you. Maybe I'll try it out more if I can get over the guilt of spying on qt 2D gay couples. Do you have recommended tags or do you just go straight searching "yaoi"?
>>24157623
Rollington
>>24160906
Most of the time I stumble upon it. Most fujo targeted material is absolute trash like sports anime ships are pretty boring. Although I admit sword boys has produced some quality porn. Anyways for me it was finding slight homo undertones cute. Then finding slightly lewd things like 2D boys kissing and softcore porn cute and kind of turned me on. Then it spiraled into full fujo dick in butt sex flooding my panties so much you could drown a toddler.
There's this one artist that makes doujins that are pretty gud imo, mostly kinda rapey with abusive relationships. This is probably one of my favorite ever http://myreadingmanga.info/harada-chikan-sareteru-kare-wo-guuzen-hakkenshite-teki-na-tenkai-de-eng/
Also this guy makes good porn. It's shota though. http://exhentai.org/tag/artist:tsukumo+gou
Not a fan of bara. I like trap yaoi too but I can't remember anything right now to recommend. If you just want cute homo romance in general seven days was a cute manga and also no. 6 although it's pretty mediocre the romance is very cute and more natural than your stereotypical boys love romance.
>>24160898
It's starting to bleed into 3D. I find myself looking at trap threads. I wonder what it's like to fuck a guy? I don't have a dick so it wouldn't be the same. I really want to fuck a guy and see what it's like to see him lose composure and whimper as I plunder his butthole. Too bad I'm a virgin with no bf and most guys think that's gay.
>>24161249
Thanks a lot, this is awesome. I like shotas actually so don't worry. I love 2cute shit. I bookmarked, I'm about to sleep now but it was really nice talking to you and you seem really cool. Rapey abusive doujins are the best.
I hope you have a nice night.
>>24161322
>>24161249
You faggots are fucking disgusting.
>>24161249
Well I really want a girl to fuck me in the butt.
>>24158410
He's facing away from the mirror yet it's showing his face, not the back of his head. What the hell?
>>24161334
>male
>on /r9k/
>calling females faggots
hmm
>>24161249
>tfw no fujo gf to sit on my lap with my erection inside her and shlick to her yaois while I huff her dirty panties
>tfw no fujo gf to do butt stuff with/to me
>>24161340
I would love to anon.
I want to fuck a guy but I also want to be fucked you feel me? Finding the second one is easy enough. I'm picky too, I'm still a virgin because I won't do anything with a guy unless I really like them and I haven't liked anyone enough to want to have sex with them. I don't even want chad either. Just a kind person that gets me and will tolerate my bullshit and weird fetishes. It sucks if I meet a cool guy but I just KNOW he would never ever let me peg him or even laugh at the idea. I'm looking for a unicorn.
>>24161322
Good luck with your sexual adventures. Homo threads on /a/ can be a good starting point too since /y/ and /cm/ are extremely dead.
>>24161472
What bullshit? Your weird fetishes are pretty hot.
>>24161472
I think a lot of males (besides Chads) will let you peg them if you ask enough so you could always ease it on later. Especially if it is someone you love/loved you back, I think they would do whatever anon.
Not sure what kind of silly faggot wouldn't want to be pegged, it feels good. Good luck out there.
>>24161485
I'm too normie for robots and too robot for normies. So I fall in this middle where I can relate to both sides but I never completely click with both. I never meet people like me. Also most men, even robots are totally against butt stuff. That's what's hot though. Imagining a guy who normally assumes the dominant role get all flustered and embarrassed as they experience being so vunerable for the first time gets me all hot and bothered. I want to take a guy's anal virginity and I want him to take mine
>>24157893
I quietly post things that don't give my gender away, sometimes I even alter details to make it sound like I'm a guy. and I like to think there are loads of girls who do this as well.
>>24161567
Yeah that is exactly what I like about it too. Sort of. Feeling really embarrassed and ashamed but I still want it. It makes my heart beat really fast. I'm not sure how it would ever happen in reality, though.
I'm pretty sure most people here are semi-normie and it's just that they only focus on the robotic parts.
>>24161575
>>24161575
Me too. Bringing up my gender generally ends up in a chain of shitposting on most boards so I avoid it. It's becoming more acceptable here strangely enough. I mean if I'm posting in a 'femwhatever' thread there's not really a point in me hiding my gender so why not
>>24161567
>I'm too normie for robots and too robot for normies. So I fall in this middle where I can relate to both sides but I never completely click with both.
I know how you feel. I wish it wasn't so hard to find people that really get me.
>>24161619
>Feeling really embarrassed and ashamed but I still want it. It makes my heart beat really fast.
That's adorable! I sincerly hope you find a girl that will buttfuck you anon
Do any girls or guys want to talk to my friend and I in skype? We're both girls and we're pretty shy... I dunno....
It's not a big deal, just gimme you're skype and we'll add you.
>>24157208
http://vocaroo.com/
Add me laurxxn!!!! wew
hello are there any girls who would like to punch me in the balls here
>>24161799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bO9WWMYSex
OOPS DIS 1
>>24161809
ill do it>>24161816
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bO9WWMYSex
why the fuck does my vocaroo say my sex
>>24161816
..... That fucking Voc address.....
>>24161755
Yes. Skype: a.name313
>>24161755
This has to be fake. What is the point of this?
>>24161872
We just want to talk to people, and we know you guys are as shy as we are. We already added A Name.
>>24161889
Why are you looking for friends on /r9k/
>>24161926
Because you guys are raw and expressive. I hate fake, superficial, phony cunts - you know?
>>24161933
This is just goth speak to me. What the hell are you on about?
>>24161567
>I'm too normie for robots and too robot for normies. So I fall in this middle where I
No. You're a normalfag retard.
There is no middle, cyborgs don't exist.
Newfag piece of shit cancer
welp here I go again
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>>24161945
Why did you post your location?
>>24161941
I want to talk to people who are facing struggles as we are, not normie happy-go-lucky faggots.
Add me on Skype. Llaurxxn
>>24161969
>struggles
Such as
>>24161965
it's all part of a bigger plan senpai
dont question my methods
>>24161969
No thanks, NSA.
>>24161984
I'm not, I'm just wondering what you're after.
>>24161992
He's hoping a "fem""bot" will be near him and they'll fall in love
>>24161992
A qt gf
>>24161982
Neurological disease, facing overwhelming anxiety, body dysmorphia, in poverty but not wanting to give up NEETlife, not really good at feeling empathy for people and I really wish this wasn't an issue.
>Girls with oneitis
That's a new one for me. Oneitis kills every chance I have with girls, it's a curse. ;_;
>>24161945
Hey there.
>>24162010
Oh. Oh well.
>>24162023
For me the cycle was
>Have crush on someone
>Get heart broken by cursh
>Yearn for crush and act like a lovesick fag for while
>Meet someone cool
>Forget crush
>This new person becomes crush
>Breaks my heart
>Repeat
>>24157623
weeeeee weeee look at me
>>24162016
What neurological disease?
>>24162024
How feminine is your penis?
>>24162073
Well they think I have Lupus, confirmed MS.
>>24162106
that sucks desu, all the best senpai
>>24162106
Are you the one who was adding people with her friend? Either way I've never talked to someone with MS afaik. Might add
>>24162135
Yes I am adding people, we have a few people in call already and are going over Autism symptoms for women.
>>24162058
It's probably false advertisement in my case. Look a bit Chaddy, behave like an autist as soon as a girl shows interest. I have a feeling that the last girl stopped talking to me, because of my Love Live Wallscroll. ;_;
>>24157277
Not sure if b8 or just whore. Either way, kill yourself.
>>24161575
Feel ya, sister. I don't mind though, I enjoy the anonymity. I thrive in the company of autistic gentlemen.
>>24162423
>autistic
>gentlemen
kek
>>24162459
I was sarcastic. Still prefer their company over air headed gf's any day though senpai.
>tfw had panic attack because my boyfriend wasn't waiting for me when I got off the bus
I get so anxious going anywhere without him. The only place I go alone is on the bus to see my mother. It was 5 minutes early and he wasn't there, and I had to walk for two minutes alone ;-;
I kinda like being so dependant on him, but I'm terrified incase he decides to leave me
>>24162488
What about autistic bfs :^)
>>24162498
How to get social cripple gf?
>>24157569
There are no straight girls, only bisexual and lesbian
Look it up
>>24157560
I know that feel all to well.I'm sure we all can relate
>>24162498
I'm like this too. I hate being this dependent on another person, I can't function at all when he's not around. If he's away we talk on the phone every time I have to leave the house, and he motivates me and comforts me, and calls me his good girl. He struggles with social anxiety himself though, so we motivate each other and often hold hands when we have to go to places we hate. I would probably lay down and die if he broke up with me.
I'm a guy.
I'm smart.
I'm more educated than most people.
I have strict principles.
I have good genes.
I'm decently attractive with an incredible amount of potential for improvement.
If life had gone another way, I would have been a "Chad" yet I am happy I did not.
I deserve the best of the best. Why do you deserve do me? How can you feeble men hope to compete with me?
This thread, it's full of those types. The types you hate. Disgusting.
>>24162589
You forgot
>I post on /r9k/
Just have another mountain dew and shut up you fat autist
>at the point where my body wants kids
>dream about a strange race of intelligent bee-like creatures living in homes and family units much like humans
>a young girl bee is kidnapped by male bees who are basically religious extremists who want to go back to "hive living"
>they take turns raping her to impregnate this bee girl until her abdomen is so big with eggs she can't even stand up anymore and then she starts laying eggs and they all kiss her while she cries and tell her she's going to be a wonderful queen and that they love her very much and that they intend to keep impregnating her again and again
WHAT THE FUCK BODY
>>24157569
Join our Skype chat:
Add Septicfleshgod
>>24162652
Strangely hot
Be my gf and I'll give your body what it wants :^)
>>24162589
Sorry, f@m. You're just a failed normie, which possibly is a worse fate than being full blown robot because you'll always live in the knowing of the life you could have had if you weren't such a loser.
>>24162657
caution, that's a dude faking it
>>24162652
Please to be marrying me m'lady
>>24162619
Nice Reddit frog. Only idiots use reaction images. A true intelligent man doesn't need to use trite drawings of an ugly frog to convey what it is he wants to say.
I post on /r9k/, so what? So do you. It is an irrelevant thing to say, because if it detracts from me, it detracts from you equally. It has no merit as a statement against my character in this environment where I claim to be superior to others with the same characteristic.
A phrase I keep seeing repeated on /r9k/: "Get out normies!!!" This is told to people who express in some way that they are above the common beta. If these types of people are posting on /r9k/, and yet are still "normies" than how is it that my superiority is still not intact?
You're just a lower class of human.
>>24162666
nice try tricking me, Satan! I'm not going to give birth to the anti-christ!I thought it was hot too, I came in my sleep while the bee men were raping her
>>24162681
It's not. Add me. I set my sex to male for a reason, I am female.
>>24162695But we can roleplay your dream bb
>>24162698
don't trust him, he's in one of those /r9k/ skype groups that just causes trouble for everyone else. They've been trying to trick female posters.
>>24162714
>two autistic, smelly robots dressed up as bees fucking each other in a hastily improved "beehive" construction while mumbling phrases about impregnation
i just puked
>>24162685
that doesn't even make that much sense grammatically
>>24162714
god damnitI really want that but only because I really love erotic roleplay
>>24162737
keked
>>24162741
a/s/l
>>24162670
No, a failed normalfag is someone who has aspired to be a normalfag yet has failed to do so. There is no failing if there is no attempt. I am not a failed schoolteacher, because I never had any attempt to become a school teacher. In relation to the "If life had gone another way, I would have been a "Chad" yet I am happy I did not." comment, you're extrapolating things you shouldn't be. Nowhere did I state that I tried to do this, or tried to do that, or that I was forced to resign myself to my current state. I merely said if things had gone a different way.
Viewing the world in the absurd beta, normalfag, chad trichotomy is your main point of failure. There is more to people than stupid PUA tier labels.
Oh and really? Bypassing the filter to shit post with your meme word? Another sign of low intelligence. Use words, not rehashed tumblr nigger speak.
>>24162737
everything about that sentence is hilarious to me
but you're right, acting that out IRL would be terrible. Much better for text-based roleplay.
>>24162586
My boyfriend is pretty good at acting normal outside. He doesn't like going outside but doesn't get anxious. He's pretty enabling and if we need anything from outside he'll just go for me
>>24162509
I found him on an r9k skype group, he travelled overseas to meet me. I hope you find a waifu!
We just stay inside mainly. Whenever we go outside I get really angry and twitchy. Just finished our blood+ marathon
>>24162728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QEtUpyC1du
Septicfleshgod.
Sick as a dog.
>>24162769
He sounds exactly like me. Am I your boyfriend?
>>24162769
>I found him on an r9k skype group, he travelled overseas to meet me. I hope you find a waifu!
Oh fuck you, I wanted to travel overseas to meet you too, why didn't you pick me?
>>24160710
Your only hope of getting this without the 'turbo nigger' package is to find a girl who is literally an out-of-country scholar moved over to the usa. They will probably be missionary levels of christian indoctrinated, but you can do it.
>>24162771
You sound like a kindergarten teacher :3
>>24162777
N-no, he is at the store buying me candySasha;-;?
>>24162793
..... That's cute. Thanks.
>>24162771
>it's a total normie stacey
why am i not surprised
>>24162748
23/F/USA
if you like roleplaying I'd enjoy that, but I don't wanna meet or anything
>>24162741
Post contact beechan :3
>>24162825
>but I don't wanna meet or anything
Darn ;_;
>>24157208
>Fembot thread
Obviously b8.
>All these deranged faggots thinking there's actually fembots here.
>>24162820
What the fuck did you expect? Anyone who's doing vocaroos or voice skype is a massive normalfag.
>>24162771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xl8jFoTMLN
>>24162826
>not making a skype group with bee-chan and 4-5 robots and then acting out this scenario
it could be an on-going thing where people write updates about the development of the beehive and then roleplay rape the bee queen ever day
this is so gross
>>24162825
What makes me normie? The fact that my voice doesn't break, and I don't stutter?
>>24157506
>tfw people didn't talk to me halfway in middle school, and throughout high school but for different reasons
It fucking sucked.
>>24157623
Roll for original post
>>24162845
But I'd rather just be the king bee :^)
>>24162847
The fact that you're able to hold a conversation for hours without any trouble. It's basically the definition of a normie, and it's what separates you from robots.
>>24162826
maskyanon at gmail.com
>>24162831
meeting strangers from the internet is how you get serial killed
>>24162845
that's so fucked up but the only real problem with it to me is that it would get a little repetitive unless there was some really complicated character development
>>24162769
>Crossing at ocean for some pussy
Could a man sink lower?
>>24162750
>>24162689
>No replies.
Kek.
Thought so. You people are stupid as fuck. Enjoy grovelling at the feet of the women in this thread for the slim chance she takes pity on you. It's the only way anyone would ever indulge the sexual appetite of the twisted inhuman monsters that post on this board.
>>24162844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiIZmQFesJ
>>24162891
I kept my virginity for him, we talked for 12 months as friends before he visited. It's not like he crossed for a roastie
>>24162844
That was cute
I just wanna hug you :3
>>24162891
That sounds like literally the manliest thing to do, actually. Although I was imagining him building a ship with his own hands and sailing across the sea in pursuit of that sweet vag. It's the definition of heroic.
>>24162909
Why him and not me. WHY.
>>24162909
Still though
>>24162916
Kek good point actually when you say it like that
>>24162901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jVXsEbRLr2
>>24162914
Thankyou anon, he's very special to me
>>24162918
You will find your virgin waifu one day
>>24157600
>2015
>Still believes the wage gap myth
>>24162769
glad you found happiness flavia
>>24162885
>meeting strangers from the internet is how you get serial killed
And how to get a qt /r9k/ bf :^)I sent you an email too
>>24162936
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jVXsEbRLr2
what the fuck kind of accent is this
>>24162936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06yU7weqTMO
>>24162953
A perfect qt one and I'll never have a gf with one ;_;
tfw no bitchy fembot gf who harasses other girls for being pretentious
>>24162964
Lost it , lmao , thx for the keks baby
Beta skype group orbiter white knights swooping in.
Hands on fedoras, tip at the ready.
She'll notice us today, boys. I feel it in my katana
>>24162893
I'm female. Also, chill the fuck down please, supreme gentleman. My internet vocabulary has nothing to do with my intelligence, it has something to do with me not giving enough fucks to be a stuck up arrogant bitch on an online image board, you should try it some time. Have you forgotten where you are? Let me remind you - you are on r9k, a place for outcasts and losers. We are all on the same boat here. Your self claimed intelligence does not make you a special snowflake, and no one in here fucking gives a shit about your "chad looks". Having the fundament and ability to improve, but choosing not to do so, makes you nothing but a failed normie, and that, my magnificent prince, does not make you supreme.
>>24163104
Femanon you're talking to the next Elliot Rodger. Play nice
>>24163126
>>24163104
He might get you soaking wet with his confidence.
>>24162267
There are no women on this website, it's all just men roleplaying
>>24163143
Who doesn't like a prince with a wooden practice sword.
>>24162953
I'm autistic, I never really picked up an accent and I think that's why.
>>24163203
Can my penis do it for me?
>mfw very conflicted about joining this skype group
>>24163282
Septicfleshgod. You are invited.
>>24160281
Brisbane
>>24162771
sound like a roastie
>>24163428
Nah I have tiny little labias.
>tfw no fembot gf
soulcrushing really
Fit robot here. Do you femanons want to see me notice you? Using my strong arms to hold you tight but gently. Giving you the amazing feel of safety, like nothing in this world could ever harm you as I wrap around you. How does that make you feel.
>>24163472
I hate roided up meatheads, sorry.
>>24163472
that is creepy as hell
>>24163472
kuk
>>24163495
What do you think about skellies :^)
My bf dumped me last night.
Taking boyfriend applications now.
>>24162657
dont join this, it`s crap
>>24157991
show us your face and the cookies
>>24163508
location? yooo
>>24163509
^ He says this be cause he's can't stand the fact that we're actually having fun, rather than ruminating in misery and crying about not having girlfriends.
>>24158233
where in australia? state/city? sydney here, if you are in sydney you can bake some cookies for me
>>24163508
>19
>Neet
>Skelly
>Ameriburger
>White
>Virgin
>>24163508
might you be in london?
>>24163472
muscular hugs feel no different from skelly hugs desu
hugs from chubby/fat boys are my favorites
>>24163508
also recently single but I want to remind you that even though it's a shitty feeling you need to be careful not to rebound. Remember that you can be okay without a guy in your life. Take care of yourself, okay?
I am a dude who was lurking but I could also make friends can I come?
>>24163564
Join our skyppy skypeee.
>>24163552
>hugs from chubby/fat boys are my favorites
please pick me
PLEASE
>>24157991
Woah, woah, woah. What kinda cookies we talkin here? Are they the ones with cookies in em? Man I love making oreo stuffed cookies.
You should try it fembot
>>24157623
rollinnnnnnng faM god damn motherfucking shit post you cock sucking piece of shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24157607
>tfw want to find a guy that's sympathetic to monarchy because someone who wants families to own and run countries probably thinks the family is important
t-this is a good idea, r-right?
>>24162652
Fuck, penis please I'm trying to lurk.
>tfw you'll never be a house husband
Why live
>>24163688
I'm a monarchistI thought I was the oly one on /r9k/
>>24163521
I say it because it's nothing. Just a circlejerk of people that already know each other sounding like an audiobook of /b/. It's trash. Maybe if I was like 9 I'd have a good time in there
>>24163735
Oh yea. Sorry we're not acting like formal mature adults.
Let me get my tie and mac book.
>>24161755
Why not, I'm bored anyway.
msd8_115
>>24163735
The only other 49k group ive been in was just a bunch of autists who hated and constantly talked shit about themselves. So.. Go join them?
>>24163741
Yeah there's literally no middle ground between a fucking board room meeting and NIGGERS, I SAID NIGGERS OUT LOUD AND MOM ISN'T HERE TO STOP ME
>>24162885
I hung out with someone on one of those if you meet you must meetup threads on /b/ a while back. It was fun played at Dave and busters for awhile then took me home.
>>24163754
I'm 27 and she's 23. We don't live with our parents. My mom uses the term 'nigger' anyway.
Relax and stop being so damn uptight. Shit.
Do you shave your vaginas?
>>24163753
>the other /r9k/ group acted like /r9k/ instead of /soc/
>this is supposed to be a bad thing
anyways to anyone considering joining that group, hope you have a WoW sub or you're going through your edge phase of puberty
>>24163758
Yea not living with your parents is exactly what i just said
>>24157208
>tfw you bitches have tumblr to vent on
>>24163773
If you mean vulva, yes
>>24163781
I'm sorry the potty words offended you. Were you the guy sperging out and talking to yourself while playing a video game?
>>24163773
>>24163798
Unshaved is hottest though
>>24163808
I wasn't talking to you guys, not myself either
but yeah I guess
>>24157991
>tfw can smell the broken from here.
Nice try!
>>24163835
Weird.
You see, no one was bringing up a topic for conversation, so we just discussed silly bullshit in the game. If someone wanted to talk about something, we would have obliged, but people were generally quiet.
>>24163859
yea fair enough
>>24163798
Disgusting, why would you do that?
>>24163880
my personal aesthetic
I hate all hair and if it were socially acceptable I would also shave my head and eyebrows
>>24163729
would you a nubian female?
>>24163905I wouldn't mind a nubian queen :3
where are the ginger girls, im bout to move to ireland to cop one tbph
I've got to ask.
Would any femanons date a dude who's house bound? I've got some shitty internal organs that render me fucked.
6'2.
Gets 6-8s in rates.
Lifts.
NEET.
Rents house.
Just plays vidya, cooks and lifts all day.
I'm not going to actually date anyone, I just want to know if I'm automatically fucked because I'm housebound.also has dark, dark ginger hair
>>24163896
>tfw you unironically find women with shaved heads attractive
be my gf pham
>>24163920
Yeah, most definitely as long as we got along well together.
>>24163908
pls be in L O N D O N I N I U M
>>24164099
I'm a burger sorry ;_;We should have never rebelled. King George did nothing wrong
>>24158795
Not grill, but a grill pal of mine let me feel her up under the bra.
She was flat as fuck tho.
Not worth
>>24157780
Have you tried not being fat?
Fucking retard
>>24164113
Why don't black femanons just date blackbots?
>>24164227
Why did you reply to me?
>>24164239
My b
>>24163434
liar
if youre this much of a slut online imagine what you are like irl
making a fool of yourself ho
>>24164227
I don't know where to find the ones that believe in patriarchal order being superior instead of just hating feminists because of the colour of their hair.
>>24164335
I'm right here
>>24164359
L O N D O N I S T A N
>>24164099
>>24164113
I-I'd be willing ti ldr if you wanted ;-;
