After being encouraged by some of you guys and wanting to lose my virginity real bad I made a tinder tonight. Im super nervous though and I wanna know what you guys have as your bios?
This is my bio now but its too short and obvious I think
Don't mention sex in your profile, or virginity.
god speed anon-kun. you are a braver human bean than I.
You're wasting your time and killing whatever confidence you had left
>>24154747
Well Im almost down to zero desu senpai and I want to get laid before I off myself.
Seeing as how you're ugly and clearly pathetic by your bio, it's best if you leave tindr alone for now.
Fix your eyebrows at least, or take a picture that isn't right in your fucking face. Shave your mustache off. Then go out and meet women irl, you're going to have to learn charm to get pussy with that face. Charm does not really apply on Tindr.
>>24154711
Some advice:
Take a picture that's not as zoomed in on your face. just a little farther off, with a small smile would be much better.
Also, don't mention sex or virginity. Just put some facts you think are interesting about yourself, short and sweet.
remove mention to ur sex history
ur face is too up front. try taking a photo with your arm outstretched instead of up close. (idk you dont look particularly bad looking its just the camera angle kills it)
Nice meme Alex, start over, just copy some dude bio and a better picture.
They wont even read your lame ass bio, before swipping left.
>>24154711
too obviousy,... you THINK....
1. your picture is too close up wtf...
2. look more confident in yourself
3. Don't say you havent ever had sex before... its weird and says fuck my cobwebby dick dust.
4. "If you could show me how" < doesn't get more beta than that.
If youre going to outright say you wanna fuck.. which you don't need to, say something like looking to hook up, or looking for a hot date to take out. Something not fucking creppies.
Your close ass face and write up makes me think you'd probably smell weird and have major dick cheese. Lol
Tinder thread?
Pic related is mine... I made it about a week ago. I'm also a virgin. Do you think any of my matches would have sex with me? How easy is it to actually get laid with this app?
>>24154829
>>24154826
>>24154819
>>24154805
Alright i didnt know that camera angle was so important but my little brother said the same thing, hes only 13 though so i didnt know of he knew what he was talking about.
>>24154889
I think you could get laid, looks like you have matches and a pretty good profile I think, don't have much to compare it to though. also
>barista at Starbucks
same here
>>24154889
drop video games off that
>>24154889
the only person to message you is the gay guy. top. fucking. kek.
>>24154711
lmao epic troll
>>24154889
Nice.. Your picture is all A-ok except your hair is a little more dichevelled then I's personally like
>>24154889
Why would they match with you if they didnt want sex? Isnt that the whole point?
>>24154889
>only the fag messaged
Kek
>>24154711
is this really you m8? aspie?
>>24155005
girls swipe [accept] just to see everyone who did the same so they can get the ego boost.
>>24154986
N-no bully anymore plz.
I worked up the courage for 3 weeks to make this you jerk
>>24155033
>>24154959
I actually get A LOT more gay guys than straight, and they are much more apt to message first. I've only ever had one girl message me first; I have a lot of girl friends irl that say they would never hit you up first, so I don't think it's a big deal.
>>24154711
> 105 friends
fuck off, normie. nice profile pic, tho
>>24155034
Yea its me I do have aspergers figured I shouldnt put that though right?
the doorknob makes it look like your eyebrow is pierced
>>24154740
Thanks anon, pathetically enough this must be the most thrilling thing ive done in 2015
>>24155068
Thanks M8T but those friends were all from middle school and I dont use Facebook except for tinder now.
>>24154711
OP you have to be trolling, this profile is hands down the worst profile I have ever seen. Did you really think that would work?
>>24155185
by you being braver i mean i made one and immediately deleted it since I live with my parents and dont talk to strangers.
>>24155082
do not if you wanna get sex'd
>>24154711
Say no to front camera it's shit.
>>24155225
Idk its my last ditch effort to get laid im killing myself soon. Im not trolling
>>24155229
Yea im tempted to do so every minute since I made it, but its not as bad as I thought since if nobody likes me at least I wont hear anything
Damn looking at these girls I think they might have STDs
>>24155321
If you're trying to get laid so damn bad go to backpage escorts. It's not that hard honestly, you'll probably be disappointed afterwards from all the hype about sex
>>24155429
Alright, Im going to check this out. From what I see online its says they do adult services, does that mean give blow jobs or something?
>>24155536
What the fuck do you think? They're hookers m8. Just be careful when you're doing this.
>>24155229
a-are you me anon?
>all these people with tinder
>needs 50 fb friends or w/e
>still call themselves robots
>>24155613
Id tell him to use common sense to see if they look legit or not but I don't think this guy has any
>>24156068
You don't need a single friend
>>24154711
Shave that pedostache, my friend.
>>24156084
Yea i dont know a lot about sex so I guess youre right?
>>24156261
Yea its shaved most of the time I just hate shaving desu
OP, I read your little bio there and I would assume you were joking about being a virge if I was a normie.
Try rewriting/rephrasing it.
>>24156313
What area are you on backpage in? Send me link and I'll tell you which ones are legit
Wait for love
Damn I actually got a match anons. Well now this is the hard part what do i say??
>>24154711
I'm a girl, I have a Tinder.
That pic:
>Are you high?
>Pluck your unibrow.
>What the fuck is that angle, back the fuck up from that lens.
>plz shave sos
This Bio is awful
>hobbies besides vidya?
>are you funny? or a deep thinker?
>lol I'm so dumb for getting this Tinder Gee, girls, you find self-deprecation hilarious
no we don't
fucking pull your life together
At least pretend to like yourself a little bit and maybe you'll find a girl who admires you for you.
>>24156149
Then what do you need? Having a Facebook is cancerous enough.
>see qt on Tinder
>have several shared interests
>swipe right
>instant match, she had already swiped right on me
>oh shit.png
>say hi
>she says hi back
>I literally write "I'm not very good at this" back to her
>no response
>I had the chance and fucked it up
>I'm sabotaging myself
Just
>>24156623
Damn youre right about the unibrow I have to pluck it, i wasnt high though...
Yea im going to shave then put a new pic at a further distance.
This is my test run I asked my dad to drive out to the country so I could make it there, luckily I didnt do it where I live yet
If you have a tinder account you also have a normiephone... and a fagbook account...... which means you should just straight up buy a rope and hang yourself
>>24156748
do not mention how your dad drives you places in your bio
>>24156730
Women are indulging their fucking animal instincts on here bro. If a wolf attacked your pregnant wench circa 1000 BC would you turn to her and disclaim how shit you are at kicking wolves in the snout. Just do things, less worrying about your autism pouring out of every orifice. They might not notice if you don't mention it. Address it they do every time.
>>24156730
>I literally write "I'm not very good at this" back to her
I know saying this is wrong, all the normies cringe at this
but I don't know why, how will I recognize other cringeworthy autistic things? it seems to me like a completely ordinary thing to say that shouldn't trigger such a huge emotional reaction in people and make them hate you instantly
i..i just don't understand it
>>24157048
You shouldn't be such an open book. They're all insecure as fuck but being willing to admit it means you're not part of their hivemind. You're too honest, just like you can be too nice, too loving, too gentle or too safe. You need to be basic and vague, imply things.
>>24156730
they dont want a beta project they just want a well establish guy to be their bf, stop acting like a pussy and just talk to her like you would anyone.
dont tell me you have some bullshit made up "anxiety" that for some reason makes you exempt from the same rules we all follow.
you said you had common interests with her?? why the fuck did you not talk about these you dumbshit
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>>24154889
>Fix posture
>Drop Video Games off description
>Look off like something caught your interest
Good to go
>>24158604
Whats so funny m8, my bio?
I changed it because i already knew it was bad like these other anons said
realistic photos/bios a shit.
Take a bunch of silly selfies until you find a flattering one that still has a bit of personality.
For the bio: list a bunch of things about yourself then choose a couple of them and rephrase them in an entertaining way.
>>24154711
> An extreme close up of your face.
> nothing interesting about you
> nothing selling you at all
> desperation you could bottle.
Get good
>>24154889
Good photo. But boring bio.
>>24154889
what classic literature do you enjoy?
>>24154889
>>24159627
change your bios to "i eat ass"
the pussy will be flowing out the faucet when you try to take a shower
>>24159707
But unfortunately there will be assholes following close behind it
>>24159627
That guy seems like a phony though. The girls on tinder arent really that detailed.
Either way im not advanced enough to pull off his detail level
>>24156823
what the fuck is this advice
you realize you are in the Lands of Autismo, most powerful wizard, right?
>>24159230
never mention virginity, even down the line,
Practice lying in the mirror that you had sex before (if the question ever comes up)
also focal length is important (don't use your shitty phone camera if you can help it)
(and your actual picture is too stupidly close)
>>24159815
forgot pic
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>>24159726 op?
Try
"girls always say they want adventure, then they wanna cry the whole time we're kidnapped by Somalian pirates"
And go for photos taken by somebody else, ideally with animals.
Cool stuff like this works too
>>24156823
This is actually wrong. Poetry from the medieval era constantly cites how forward women are and how emotional and caring men are for them.
Whatever is making women act this way in this day and age isn't natural.
>>24159815
>>24159830
>focal length
while this is true to some extent, most people make their selfies with the same phone camera that you use and end up looking great. there definitely is such a thing as having a photogenic face. if youre not looking good at 24 chances are you wont be looking good at 200. keep that in mind before buying a better camera
>>24159865
Ok i put that on there because its really creative but thats going to set the bar too high i think.
Especially that damn motorcycle race, i dont do anything like that
>>24159950
If you wouldn't date you, why would anyone else want to?
>>24154889
>good looking and somewhat /fit/ guy who isn't a complete degenerate
>still a virgin
I don't have a fucking chance do I? Pic almost related.
>>24159989
Maybe they wont, I just took a risk making this i sort of regret it although ive gotten some matches i havent talked to anyone yet.
>>24154711
Firstly, make a more appealing image for your picture. Further back. If you can manage, find someone who can take a full body shot. Try to get in a casual and open position, with your hands in your pockets and kind of tilt your head smiling lightly. Or at least look confident. Not bored or depressed. I dunno. Just make sure you don't keep yourself wrapped up or looking small. Look imposing/relaxed. Girls like the image of a guy who can handle shit and kick their shit around.
Secondly, never be honest with your goal for getting laid. At least not at first. Girls like to pretend they know what they're doing and that they deep down aren't little sluts, but once they get comfortable and you peel back that "I'm a good girl blah blah" layer, you find they really just want to be dominated and told "I'd fuck you and make you mine for the time being". So firstly, just act confident and kind of funny. Make yourself unique. Not another "hi I like insert generic activities a lot of guys do here". Be like, "Hi, I think it is about time you and me got acquainted. ;))" I don't fucking know. I'm not writing a profile for you because I don't know you and I shouldn't have to. Just giving direction.
>>24160042
Thanks a lot anon, my new bio is what
>>24159865 said
>>24160027
A good profile with good pics will get you lots of matches. Lots of matches will get you lots of opportunities for trial and error. I was beta as fuck before I made that profile with the parrot, then I experimented with doing counter intuitive shit like opening up to girls by asking what their blood type is.
My rationale is that even plain looking girls have 300+ matches, so you're 1/300. Do something to stand out and get the phone number asap. Once you've got the number you're 1/1
... But my life is all fucked up now so Im back on here
>>24160174
A good opening line is
"kinda new to this tinder caper, this is My first time. Promise you'll be gentle..."
>>24160042
>Try to get in a casual and open position, with your hands in your pockets and kind of tilt your head smiling lightly.
LOL. Yeah OP go for the creepy as shit look, they'll be head over heels.
>the blind leading the blind
>>24160209
Oh man I didnt know that was actually you, you mustve had an easy time though right? Good profile
You do not strike me as someone whod be on this board desu senpai
>>24160290
Yea that sounds like what id say i added it thanks a lot anon
>>24160316
It's creepy because you probably imagine it being done creepily.
>>24160338
Like I said, I was beta af when I started. Doesn't matter how good looking you are if you sperge out and fuck everything up.
In before getting blasted by blackpill
