1. Join a crossfit gym
2. Get a job
3. Don't do drugs or drink
4. Take your meds
5. Eat right
>>24154105
I've met all of these. But I am sadly a West African, so I must lurk here for true hope.
>crossfit gym
literally why
also I'm not on meds and I don't think I'll get prescribed any
I already work out and eat right, and I don't drink or do drugs
I would get a job again, but every time I do my life slumps back to shit
>>24154145
oh ok yeah you can kill yourself
>>24154105
>crossfit gym
How about you just get a gym membership and learn how to lift the right way and make actual progress
Terminators are technically cyborgs.
>>24154145
>West Africa
interesting
what's it like?
>>24154105
Do I have to do all of these things? I already do 2, 5, and I run at least 5km every day. I also don't take any meds because I don't want to put money in the pocket of big pharma jews
>>24154145
You an Afrikaaner? Do those even exist outside of South Africa?
>>24154145
you guys have internet?
>>24154860
Terrible shop job you fucking kek.
Maybe expand her ass in the reflection too?
>>24154860
Possibly the worst non-ironic Photoshop I've ever seen.
>>24154105
>join crossfit
I hate those people, they always talk about "functional" strength like it's the 1800s and that's still a thing. I work out at a gym like a non autistic person and so far my career in pharmacy has not suffered.
>dont drink or do drugs
visit a local high school or college party and tell me what you see
>>24154892
>>24154917
I didn't even shop it, assholes
>>24154988
Well then why would you save such a shitty shop you faggot?
>>24155018
because I found it amusing. holy shit is it really that hard to understand?
>>24154105
>no
>have one
>never did
>don't have any
>i do
You forgot that none of the top applies if you're ugly.
>>24154105
I do all of that except get a job
No one will hire a 23 year old NEET with no experience
>crossfit
ebin bait
1. Crossfit is a retarded exercise cult fad populated by really obnoxious people that are about 25% the athletes they think they are except for the instructors. Get in shape any other way but this.
3. Doing drugs and alcohol in moderation make you more normal unless you can't handle it.
4. Good goyim.
2 and 5 are just common sense.
Here is a more descriptive, but easier list.
1. Stop drinking soda
2. Start lifting (free weights only, no machines unless you're really getting into it)
3. Learn to code online, put it on your resume even if all you know is "hello world"
>>24154105
>probably more ripped than you
>Have one
>yeah no fuck off square
>cause more problems then they solve
>have been since I was 5
eat a dick OP
>>24154105
>don't do drugs or drink ALONE
Being a normie without ever drinking or smoking pot is pretty hard.
>>24154852
Why assume he's white?
>>24154105
>crossfit
wat teh fugg am a reading
>>24155487
What is so great about learning coding robot?
If you need to take meds you're a weak human being
>>24154105
You forgot the most important bit of advice, OP:
JUST B URSELF
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