Who else /thief/ here?
Myself, I shoplift for a living. I steal 100% of my food, clothes, alcohol, whatever I want really. I'm not the type of person to say working makes you keked but stealing really does make working seem pointless. Where my deviant senpai at?
>>24153801
can you tell some stories
>>24153801
what about your housing
>>24153801
bullshit is bullshit
>>24153908
>not living in a stolen tent tresspassing in someones yard while stealing their electricity
>>24153862
Today I went to walmart, I needed a new pair of shoes. They're low quality but free. I walked in wearing slippers with a reusable shopping bag and perused the shoe aisle until I found a suitable pair, I put them on my feet, pretending to try them on, then put my slippers in the bag and walked to the shirts. I got myself a couple nice shirts then went and got a bunch of beef jerky and vodka(thank god for my state selling liquor in the aisle) and put it all in the bag. Next I went and got a bunch of magic cards, now these have sensors on them so I took them into the bathroom and unwrapped all of them so they wouldn't set off the doors. Then I grabbed a red bull from the cooler, cracked it, and walked cooly out the front door drinking it, and gave a nod to the security guard, who kindly smiled back. Lifes good.
>>24153910
>tripcode
>>24153908
Live in a tent in Hawaii, really not bad lots of kids out here do.
>>24153940
Now we crack-a-lackin' senpai
>>24154014
> security guard asks to see receipt.
>>24154125
For what items? I don't have any visible items idiot, my personal bag is slung over my shoulder like a purse. If I was ever asked to show a receipt I would say I didn't buy anything, and if they asked to look in my bag I would say no. Store policy requires an employee to witness you stashing the item in order to even confront you, it's a liability to confront everyone that seems suspicious.
>>24154014
That's real fuckin' smug anon desu senpai
>>24154014
you know walmart has cameras on the ceiling just about everywhere, right?
>>24154913
do you really think theres someone watching all of those cameras from every angle at all times?
i don't think so.
i'll find blind spots to do my dirty work and waltz out.
try it sometime you fucking pussy.
>>24154267
>i have never stolen anything but it seems so easy lol!
>>24155001
Damn straight desu desu senpai
>>24153801
I stole 1000 dollars worth of paintballs from Walmart over a month. Never got caught. Just kept walking out the front door with a case in my hands until they stopped stocking paintballs xD
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