You are now a female version of yourself. Picture yourself growing up and think of all of your important decisions in life, gender reversed, all until you reach your present self. Is your life still miserable, if so you just scientifically proved women have it easier
>>24153492
No, I'm completely normal and successful besides the fact that I don't exercise and don't have a girlfriend.
>>24153492
MEHDIKKU
Would've been one of those fucking attractive serious girls that every dude is head over heels over. My social life would have probably been better since females are more social anyways but I feel like my life would have been more strict due to my parents.
Tbh I think my life would have been a little less harsh but I rather have a dick than a vagina. If I was a girl, I would've probably wished to be a guy.
>>24153492
>tfw I do this all the time anyway
>constantly miserable because I'm not female
>to burly and wide to even pass as trap
>>24153492
In middle school I had really shitty looking, long, curly, light brown hair. For the 8th grade dance, I straightened my hair and it went halfway down my back. While I was at the dance, I was hit on the whole time and some guys tried to dance with me. I accidentally dressed up as a girl ONCE, and people already wanted me in their social circle and they were asking for my number. So yes, girls definitely have it easier than guys.
I don't know how I'd even be remotely the same person, considering how many more chances I would have had to do just about everything if I wasn't an unappealing and dangerous outsider male. I don't think I would have had years of rejection and no affection, but other than that I don't really know how I would have turned out.
>>24153492
My life isn't miserable now, and wouldn't be as a girl. If anything I could more openly be a pervert. I would probably strip.
To be honest, I'd still be a lonely, emotional wreck, just I'd have a pussy.
Eh, if probably would have been just as fine as I am now. Maybe get sex earlier.
>>24154230
How can you dress up as a girl accidentally
My life would've been loads easier tbqh
>people thinking the femal3 version of themselves would be hot
KAK
>>24153492
I've done this too many times on Tinder with ugly girls I think are my equivalent because I'm severely fucked up.
Anyone who thinks females don't live life on easy mode are ignorant.
>>24153492
Too many factors change, I was born a dude, so my sister was born, if I was born a girl my parents would have stopped at 3 which would have changed family dynamic.
>>24153492
>before puberty, pretty sure bullying is mostly the same, so probably just as rejected pre-highschool >simarly-small group of friends that dwindles to maybe 1 or 2 halfway-decent friends by 7th grade
>maybe slightly more popular in 8th grade, maybe not, it was a pretty small 8th grade class and not much romance
>get to highschool, if body type remained the same I'd be super-skinny girl, which would make me fairly socialized by default
>wouldn't be completely isolated or feel invisible to women freshman/sophomore year, but at the same time would probably date several assholes even worse than the cunts I have actually dated
>probably wouldn't have met any of my good highschool friends except Afro Dude, and possibly LW, might've Afro and had a messy breakup
>increased socialization, romantic value, probably would've had my rebellious dropout phase at ~17-19 instead of ~20-23
>might still be living with parents, most women (who aren't married/LTR yet) in my small-town highschool's graduating class still live with their parents
who knows man
I've wished I was a woman basically since I was old enough to know the difference
but like others have said here, there are so many variables that would change that it's pretty difficult to get a good idea of the path your life would've taken.
>when you have a normie twin sister
I already know how it plays out, no need for imagination.
I guess I would have friends and more sexual/relationship experience. Knowing my mother, she would have raised me to be kinda slutty and a typical mouthy bitch that /r9k/ hates.
>6'3 with very long legs
>rail thin into my 20s
>wide hips with small waist that look feminine
>size 10 feet which I think are unusually small for my height
I would have been a model-like girl. There's times I seriously wonder if I was born mostly female, somehow.
>>24153492
it would have been even worse desu
>>24154230
>So yes, girls definitely have it easier than guys.
only at becoming a normie, so therefore the only people crying about "muh women have it easier" are just failed normies themselves
>>24153492
i would have enjoyed the pleasure of sex by now if i was born a female and I would probably have hundreds of guys lusting over me because men are very easy to manipulate just with looks.
![731[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PXKCZCI.jpg "731[1].jpg")
>>24155778
>Anyone who thinks females don't live life on easy mode are ignorant.
top kek, I feel the exact same way about people like yourself
What??? I developed the same but, I have a pussy.
>tfw I can't escape true self.
On the one hand, I'd get to have actual sex with actual people.
On the other hand, I wouldn't have a sex drive.
I also would have a penis, which I've got to say is REALLY fun to play with no homo.
I would have found housemates very very quickly and no longer be living with my parents. But as it is, I am stuck here.
Women have it easier.
>>24156830
*wouldn't
>>24156830
You can still have a sex drive maybe. It seems to sway dramatically between women. Cocks are way better then vagoo thototally homo.Theyre just so much more visual.
>>24153492
>kindergarten
>instead of crushing on the cute girl I liked, she became my friend
>she moves away so I feel weird and awkward and betrayed so I don't make as many friends the following year
>the year after I gain the confidence, but being black, I feel like I have some weird obligation to hang out with the other black girls in my grade
>the other black girls hang out with the girls who would become the weird girls and outcasts
>in my neighborhood, instead of hanging out with my cool older cousin who had video games I hang out with my sister and her friends, a pair of sisters who live down the street
>1st grade rolls around, my friend group introduces me to olivia, a tomboy who I would have had an awkward crush on as a male but now I have an awkward crush on her as a female because I admire the fact that she's loud and boyish and does crude things like burp and chase boys around with her cooties
>I aspire to be more like her and I develop my first feelings for a girl
>2nd grade rolls around and instead of meeting the girl I have a crush on throughout the rest of my life, I now have a classmate who I desperately want to be friends with
>this sets me on a path to straddle the line between outcast and cool kid, but more on that later
>for now, my friend group is vast and I'm more of a social butterfly like my mother and my sister are, instead of the awkward quiet kid the male version of myself would be
>Also, my friend group includes more kids of the opposite gender than it would have in an alternate timeline
>I'm friends with everyone really, and with olivia moving to god knows where, I feel that I represent both sexes equally in terms of how they play and act around each other
>third grade happens and I sign up for dance classes that my mother wanted my to have
cont
>>24154526
I always wore a dark colored hoodie and slim jeans, it wasn't that hard.
>>24156735
No, you see they only came after me because I was and still am skelly mode. All I did was act really shy and I became a magnet for guys. And when I went over to go talk to my friends, people kept asking me why I "kept going over and talking to those losers." So shut the fuck up, they said to my face that I was a loser that wasn't even worthy enough to interact with people like myself.
I'm 5'6 & 113 lbs. Pic related is a woman of the same size as me.
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/07/11/ideal-height-56-woman-511-man/
I'm at exactly the ideal height for a woman, so I'm pretty sure it would be at least a bit better than what I am now.
>more sex
>>24153492
>Is your life still miserable, if so you just scientifically proved women have it easier
What?
Did you type that right?
I am a girl so if I was a guy I'd prob be more mserable, I prob would of killed myself when I was like 16.
no differences based on my decisions. maybe other people would be nicer to me, but my aside from that nothing would change.
>>24156976
I'm 5'4 138 lbs, if you don't think I'm too fat I'd still fuck you if you are a guy.
>>24156830
>wouldn't have a sex drive
Christ that is some wrong stuff.
More women have weak sex drives than do men, hence the "hurrr muh graydemiasexual" shit we're seeing, but I've dated (and I'm no Chad, so I'm hardly dating the bar sluts and rampaging vaginal conquerors) some girls who made me tired of sex, to the point where they'd get angry and frustrated to the point of (one of them) screaming about their feminist 'rights to sex' because I told her I came about 30 minutes ago and the old boy wasn't coming up again anytime soon.
Now, I am all about sex, I'll gladly fuck multiple times a day, going an entire day without release happens less seldom than national holidays.
Seriously, all memes aside, some women are just as cock-hungry as the most ridiculously exaggerated pornstar screaming at Chadstein to fill her gaping chasms.
>>24156903
>I'm proud to make her proud because instead of having to be the only male in my ballet class I am now just another girl, though my boyishness means that I volunteer to be the male counterpart that the class lacks
>feeling more comfortable in the fine arts, I eventually branch out to other music and dance lessons
>fourth grade happens and in the play that all fourth graders have to put on I throw myself into one of the lead positions
>many people congratulate me on this and I become slightly more confident and slightly more pushy
>fifth grade, finally middle school
>I balance my social life, new school responsibilities, and art practice almost flawlessly, though I do stop taking acting classes because singing and dancing come easier to me
>middle school talent show and a boy, someone who I would have been friends with earlier but hadn't because I was friends with more girls, turns up on my radar
>he plays guitar in his band and he knows tons about music
>I manipulate my social surrounding to put myself around him a lot more
>he notices me and the attention I give him, something he doesn't get a lot of, and we become friends
>I beg him to let me join the band, but his bandmates are against it, though we do become closer, going to his house after school for private practice
>sixth grade rolls around, the new girl that I would have had a crush on becomes my friend, she talks me into cheerleading with her
>my neighborhood friends become estranged with me because I spend more time at school and art classes than with them
>though I do try and make it work, it only becomes very awkward when I have an almost sexual experience with the younger sister when I accidentally graze her crotch and she moans
>over the summer, I attend a summer school that helps me reconnect with my ethnic background
>I get into more diverse types of music, something that my cheerleader friend and music guy friend like
>seventh grade, so much drama this year
Life would be equally as shitty maybe more
>>24156830
>I'd get to have actual sex with actual people.
no you wouldn't, because you'd be just as ugly & fat of a female as you are a male
>>24157078
>I came about 30 minutes ago and the old boy wasn't coming up again anytime soon
You could try really tight, or folded, cockrings and then pump blood into your dick by doing kegels. You can get hard as a rock without even being aroused. Just don't leave that shit on for more than 30 minutes at a time and pay close attention if any bruises form around the base the first couple of times you try it.
I'm a fraternal twin. My sister and I have similar personalities and interests. We're about the same height and about the same level of attractiveness. Her life has always been significantly easier than mine.
>>24156976
I can treat you like you're a woman, if you want.
>>24157020
>did you type that right
No, but everyone else seemed to understand my point so I didn't bothered fixing it.
>>24157140
>can get hard as a rock without even being aroused
Oh I'm aware. Easy way, too, is anal stimulation if you're not truly physically incapable. None of it's fun, to me at least, though.
But forcibly making yourself erect when you're not aroused is some top c u c k-tier stuff, seriously just going against your own pleasure and desires for a chick who clearly doesn't care about you that much (unless it's your weird thing I guess.) And Christ have you ever felt your donger being fucked, or even a BJ, when you're erect like that? It hurts, feels like someone stuck a needle under my skin and is playing around with my veins with the point.
>>24157116
>I get my period
>bat/bar mitzvahs happen and I suddenly realize that I've never actually held a social gathering of my own
>I get weirdly jealous of all the jewish students who have tons of money to throw around
>this year, I'm able to get my guy music friend to do the middle school talent show with me
>I become well known in the middle school, which includes the grade above me
>the boy who would have picked on me, and I return in return hated, would look at me and be maybe attracted to me
>maybe I'm attracted to him because he's a jerk, a jock, and he's older, and it just so happens that the jerky jock types are attractive because they are confident because nobody is picking on them
>this creates some strife with some friends because some friends like him too
>I go from popular straddler to full blown weird kid
>I discover the internet and all it's glory
>I start shopping at hot topic and post on emo forums that
>I dye parts of my hair, but only parts that I can easily conceal
>I gain a confidence I never had, one that came from a false ill-conceived knowledge of how the world works, one that only someone in middle school would make up
>I let my guitar guy friend feel my boob and I try to kiss him but he's too nervous
>we stay friends after about 2 weeks of awkwardness, but I feel an attraction to him because he spurned me
>at the end of middle school, the highest year, 8th grade
>get cocky because I feel I'm old enough to do things on my own
>start writing music more seriously than I have before
>post all my lyrics online, my forum friends eat them up because they are angsty and lame
>discover deviant art and take an interest in all of that
>start posting lame comics I make about a fictionalized version of myself that I hastily drew on lined college ruled paper
>don't get a lot of attention from those, but a lot of hugboxing for the selfies I took and edit in photoshop
>finally, highschool
>>24156830
>I wouldn't have a sex drive
Depends on if Chad is around.
>>24157340
>And Christ have you ever felt your donger being fucked, or even a BJ, when you're erect like that?
I'm a virgin but I have fucked a Tenga fliphole many, many times like that. Feels great, better than normal.
>>24157366
>take more of an interest in art and foreign languages
>the idea of moving to a foreign country appeals to me greatly
>my art improves slightly
>guitar friend starts getting attention from many other people
>him being a really cool and popular dude is a universal constant, no doubt
>cheerleader friend remembers that I can do the splits and can walk on my hands, skills I picked up from dance class
>become a junior spirit squadee
>this leads to my social status being more secure than it was in middle school
>everyone thinks that me and guitar guy are an item
>We both say no which gives some other girl the confidence to ask him out
>guitar friend says "ok" and they start "dating" but it doesn't really last because they don't have much in common and she was really only interested in him because he seemed cool
>this makes me jealous so I decide to start seeking out potential boyfriends
>wonder why I never really experienced as many crushes as my friends
>figure I must be bi (AKA I got the idea from deviant art losers who insist on being special snowflakes)
>want to try fooling around with a girl
>repurpose old hot topic stuff and dress in a less conservative and more edgy style
>my father tells me I look like a dyke
>makes me want to be a dyke even harder, just so he can be mad at me, which is weird but I guess I just crave attention
>write "anon is a lesbo" in red writing (trying to write in a way that wouldn't reveal I wrote it) somewhere in the girls room bathroom stall to spread a rumor
>it doesn't become a huge deal, but people start talking
>someone straight up asks me and I grab her boob
>I get sent to detention for sexual assault (took it easy because I'm a girl)
>end of the year, some guy asks me to prom and I say no because I really want to play up the lesbian thing
>at a party I got invited to because I'm on the junior spirit squad, some girl agrees to make out with me, for attention of course
>get more into it than she does, which is fine for now
>>24157565
>cheerleader
>highschool parties
>edgy 'lesbian' makeouts
good god is this a joke? I'm not even one of the "REEEEE" faglords and I'm asking you if you know where you are.
>>24154387
and no cum to worry about when you fap
>thick hair, long eyelashes (a girl once said if she had eyelashes like mine she'd never use mascara), gyno, all fat goes to hips and thighs and tits
>mom always wished I would have been a girl
>got mistaken for a girl several times out in public when I was around 13-14
>neighbourhood where I grew up in had 1 boy and 12 girls my age
>the only boy bullied me
>not at all interested in normal male things like sports, cars, hunting, etc
>like watching make-up tutorials even though I have no use for them
Alright so
>make friends in my neighbourhood when growing up instead of getting bullied and doomed into solitude
>mom allows me to be with friend girls since they are from good families and live within 200m
>all girls living near me were a tightly knit group who did sports etc. together, so I'll probably get to join them
>mom's subtle attempts to feminize me are not as destructive
>actually continue my hobby of playing a piano since I'm not bullied for playing a "girly instrument"
>my birthday "parties" might actually have "friends" participating instead of just a bunch of adults in their 50s
>8yo boy me didn't even know 80% of the guests
>might actually get a shot with my crush in junior high since she was a lesbiannow dates a guy who is older than her dad tho
>would probably not end up as a high school dropout, alcoholic NEET because of social circle that keeps me in check
Yeah, think I'd choose the girl option, given the choice of course.
>>24157651
You, shut the hell up, this isn't wizardchan.
>>24157565
You, keep writing.
>>24157565
>next year, sophomore year
>dad makes do another foreign language
>instead of being mad as a guy, I'm ecstatic because I actually excel at languages due to my passion for speaking instead of the engineering/compusci path I would have been interested in after playing video games with my cousin
>cheerleading friend is japanese so I decide to try japanese out
>makes me more popular online my deviant art profile
>also I now have a tumblr because it's cool
>masturbate for the first time because I encounter porn
>find out that I'm functionally bi, more attracted to girls, but certain guys get me horny
>I get way more into the alternative music scene than before, guitar friend is my guide
>I'm basically as cool as my fictional comic self I drew a while back
>finally join cheerleading squad elite, but I'm not quite on the inner circle of preppy blondes
>it's fine because I'm cool and confident
>also I'm a lesbian so I have something of a fan group with the outcast weirdos
>I hang out with the ones who are older than me and are slightly less spergy than the kids my age
>end up making out with one of the cute girl ones, she fingers me and I play with her
>try to enter my first relationship, but it doesn't work out because she doesn't really like girls as much
>get butthurt and spend a lot more time online
>get into jpop and certain manga, japanese lessons really spur me on
>post shitty/decent covers of japanese songs on youtube
>get asked to go to prom by one guy and then asked to go in a group with some of the cooler outcasts
>try to coordinate it so I can go with the guy (he asked me out in a really sweet way that I couldn't say no to) and hang out with the group
>end up hanging out with the group more and the guy just sort of kinda doesn't have as much presence
>get drunk for the first time at an after party
>>24157866
>this isn't wizardchan.
I'm not REEEEing, I'm mostly just surprised, if this isn't a greasy dude writing some self-insert fanfic then I'm wondering what the hell brings her to this board.
It's like finding a Republican off-roading enthusiast climate-change denier who hates gay people and abortion on Tumblr.
>>24157651
Anon, this is just me imagining my life as a girl
All of this stuff almost happened to me in some way as a guy, but as a girl it would have been like this
I'm a guy and I took ballet/jazz/tap, acting classes, and singing lessons
I'd be a lot more social and open to things as a girl and I think I'd be a lot more sexual liberal because instead of being a repressed nerd who couldn't ever get a gf, I'd be a girl who people were actually interested in
not all cheerleaders are preppy chicks who are mean to nerds
>>24157958
>the guy I brought with me wants a blowjob and I go down on him
>not as much of a lesbian as I thought
>ask one of outcast friends to play around
>eat her out
>as much of a lesbian as I thought, which was technically not at all because I was into both boys and girls but mostly girls
>sexuality crises over
>summer
>parents marriage problems more relevant, divorce imminent
>dad feels estranged because he didn't have a son to grow up with
>feels like nobody is on his side
>starts sleeping at relatives house
>dad isn't in the house to talk to anymore
>feel a bit more angry and want to act out
>get online and start talking in chatrooms and stuff
>horny boys want to see me naked, so I oblige
>start teasing guys on chatroullete and omegle
>end up on sites like motherless (which I'd never ever discover in this alternate timeline, so it means nothing)
>junior year
>mom pushes for more liberal arts schools but I'm super into the idea of art school
>learning languages, being a minority, and having decent grades means I have some choices
>try writing music again to really seal the deal
>it's okay enough for a first try and to just get the name out there, but it's not quality stuff
>get a small fanbase because people liked my cringey jpop covers and now my original stuff
>high school is a lot easier socially because I know mostly everyone and those I don't know are new and/or younger than me
>>24158241
>prom rolls around and I invite underclassmen who couldn't get in normally
>they hang with other underclassmen but I invite them to the "rad" upperclassmen afterparty
>they get drunk and it's hilarious
>guitar guy hooks up with one of my friends, but I'm basically over him, so it's more okay than usual
>take ACT/SAT
>don't do amazingly, not as well as I would have if I were my male self (who is interested in math and science), but do okay enough (high 20s)
>basically just hang out with friends all summer, go on vacations with them and their families to leave behind all the marriage drama between mom and dad
>senior year comes up, finally
>really chill because I've finally cemented my social standing
>stop cheerleading because I've already submitted college applications
>focus more on art because I'm looking forward to art school
>online more and more, tumblr slowly makes me into proto-SJW material
>start going to protests and rallys, basic art school student hooha
>get accepted to decent art school, scholarship pays for a lot of it, but not all of it
>look for jobs online, mostly just temp stuff
>think about getting internship in the city the art school I'm going to is in for the summer
>highschool is basically over for the seniors so I just start hanging out with friends
>friendships that last forever, tearful stuff you'd see in sappy movies
>prom comes and I go by myself, most of my friends have dates but I don't care, not many queer people at the school
>go in a tux because I can and I want to make a statement
>wear a corsage and heels because I can
>grade school has ended, summer is here, I don't get the job I thought I would get, but I get a decent summer job doing basically the same thing for a smaller company, getting coffee and stuff for the graphic design studio that a larger corporation bought to do all of it's "art stuff"
>not the best experience, but a foot in the door nonetheless
>art school starts
>>24158437
>in a literal haven for tumblr types like me
>learn about social justices (or more like social INjustice, am I right ladies?)
>think back to drunken blowjob
>I was basically raped
>this sets makes me swear off men completely
>all my xurlfriends agree
>classes are fun and abstract, which is liberating
>take several nude pictures of myself for art reasons
>do a lot of nude stuff for art reasons, like walk around campus with SJW stuff written on my boobs
>try to delete my old cringey deviant art page filled with teen angst, but don't for nostalgia reasons
>bring back the old fictional version of myself for short webcomic
>it's not super popular, but it's fun and I put it on my portfolio
>get in first actual lesbian relationship with polydem postgender transxtion girl my age
>it's pretty great and it feels nice to not feel like I'm doing it for attention or having a guy around watching
my life is so much better as a girl, holy shit
I mostly like being alone so social benefits don't much matter. I get annoyed when I get hit on as it is, when it rarely happens. The idea of romanxe ans relationships digusts me, I barely would want to penetrate someone and the idea of being penetrated is horrifying. I find praise fake and would feel patronized even more when complimented. I like being physically larger. I like short hair. I like being less emotionally charged. I don't like feeling emotions. I hate makeup. I like to eat more and do dangerous things with less risk. Also not having periods and tits is good.
My sister is like me personality wise and isn't ugly and doesn't have many friends or bf. So I doubt any major difference really.
I proabably would of been a teenage mother if I was a grill
My life probably would have been even shittier on account of having a terrible older sister; if I was a girl she could probably get away with fucking me up awfully in addition to my family fucking me up
