old school robot9000 Story thread
>used to be bullied by some nigger in middle school
>wasn't that bad, it would just be things like skipping line and slapping my head
>one day the teacher assigned us seats and we sat at the same table
>we had to do group projects so i had to help him do math
>he actually listened to me and started learning
>he stopped bullying me and would make me walk with him to the bus stops, etc.
>I hated i because every time i would walk with him all the police officers knew him by name and would say hi to him (inner city school, lots of cops around the school).
>he scared the shit out of me but i was too scared to tell him to fuck off.
>he told me shit like how he took off his braces himself with a pair of pliers
>he started talking to me about his life and it was fucked up
>his dad was a gangster who died and his mom was never home
>he told me all he ate was skittles and potato chips
>i remember that one time he actually told me "anon, don't just give me the answer show me how to do it"
>he eventually stopped coming to school
>he would show up like once every 2 months and would so some stupid shit like come in with a pint of ice cream and start eating it in the class
>remember he offered me some once, i said no thanks
>then one day he came sat down and just started talking on his phone on speaker
>teacher obviously got angry and kicked him out the classroom
>he tried coming back in but she locked the door
>i remember him knocking on the door calling my name telling me to let him in. all i did was stare straight and ignore him
>he eventually left and i never saw him again
Don't know why but this story always made me sad. Pic related it was the middle school we went to
Ok looks like no one likes story threads anymore. It was foolish of me to think otherwise. Guess I'll just go back to posting about how were virgins and how 3.5 women are all sluts
>>24152347
Did he go nuts or i got it wrong?
>>24152598
Okay so you once knew a crazy ass nigga. Neato.
>>24152744
not sure he dropped out of middle school kek, he's probably dead now
>>24152753
guess the trap/bbc cvck threads are more appealing for the new /r9k/ huh
>>24152347
yeah thats kinda sad
>>24152598
This is true. The board interest has... Changed...
>>24152347
>> just finished junior high
>> used to hang out with bro in the summer
>> not many friends so broness was amplified
>> suddenly highschool
>> so many new experiences
>> talk to bro " hey we should hang out sometime"
>> he says "haha dude you need to get new friends"
>> mfw
>>24153129
well...d-did you?
>>24152598
I was just searching for the right pic. You have to give us some time, we're older now and can't go as fast as we used to.
>>i remember him knocking on the door calling my name telling me to let him in.
>>24153195
hehe i actually remember him looking through door window like that too
>>24153129
shit thats fucking harsh
>be 18
>senior in high school
>in school suspension for cutting school
>sitting there when some girl comes in to chat with the monitor
>she opens her mouth to speak and the only thing I can think is
>that's not a girl's voice
>the second after I think that, some guy behind whispers to someone else
>"she used to be a boy"
oh
>>24152347
It could have been the perfect friendship: you showed him calculus, he told you how to move weight.
My teach used to put the troublemaker kid next to me in class. I was supposed to help him study better but i don't think i helped with anything.
>>24152347
Is that school in Inwood, nyc?
>>24153411
You showed him 3.1415s, he showed you 187s
Okay this one is a bit sad for me because I'm really bad with making friends
>middle school
>move around a lot, became shy and distant from moving so much
>first day of class, no one bothers with me
>cant blame them, look like a ugly emo looking grill
>get nervous and draws to calm down
>shitty Nickelodeon drawings
>person sitting behind me taps my shoulder
>"hey anon, is that Timmy Turner?"
>freaks out
>"uhh yeah"
>compliments
>take compliment
>start talking, a bit shy at first but gets more brave and open
>she's really nice to me
>get excited
>it's been a while since I've made a friend, start feeling good
>bell rings
>prepare my stuff and stand up, hoping to walk with her and talk more
>she gets off the chair
>mfw she's a midget
>mfw I scream because I've never seen one before and completely caught off guard
>apologize and laughs nervously
>she stares at me and leaves
>never talks to me again
>>24153533
>mfw she's a midget
>mfw I scream because I've never seen one before and completely caught off guard
hahahahahahaha
>>24153528
You showed him how to find the angles of corners, he showed you how to run them.
>>24153533
did you ever make any friends after that?
>go on dating app two years ago
>very little luck finding gf or friends
>eventually meet chubby qt in my state
>talk to her for a couple months
>want to meet her
>17 at the time, so no money, car ect
>she eventually finds a boyfriend at her school
>he's even more of a sperg than I am
>he gets her pregnant
>she vents to me about how he eventually becomes abusive and sexually strange(borderline cp shit, but apparently that wasn't a big deal)
>they break up
>for some reason get back together
>occasionally see what she's doing on normiebook these days
>still think about how things could be if I had gotten a job or discovered Uber or lift at a younger age
This story doesn't mean much but it feels good to be able to express it for some reason. Probably because it's about the only girl I think I've ever been interested in.
>>24153650
I only really have one and it's because I give her money and take her out, but even then she's always busy so we don't hang out much
Though I have a couple good online friends
Please be my friends fellow robots
>>24152347
>>i remember him knocking on the door calling my name telling me to let him in. all i did was stare straight and ignore him
>>24153730
Ouch man, you need to move on. Take it as a lesson, that lure doesn't seem healthy senpai.
>>24153925
I know, I've pretty much moved on at this point in my life. I'm just loosely looking at her life hoping it gets better desu, because she was a nice girl. My late teens could be a Drake song at this point.
>>24153738
i'll be your friend, anon, i'm just as lonely. post an e-mail or something.
>>24153533
I have a couple more shitty attempts at friendship I'll post some more
>college
>first year, don't know what to fucking do at all
>just taking a couple art classes and basic classes
>basic drawing class
>qt 3.14 sitting next to me
>she's really cute and seeing her made me nervous
>drew very well
>too busy staring at her work, forget to work on mine
>time is up, have to post our drawings on the wall
>manages to avoid posting mine since I haven't done anything
>giving compliments
>manages to stutter a compliment to qt
>she doesn't hear me, but smile and nods nonetheless
>keep trying to talk to her but stutter and stumble my words
>she's kinda looking annoyed so I shut up
>professor puts me on the spot
>"anon where's yours?"
>everyone staring at me, including her
>feel like I want to cry and run out of the room
>post my unfinished drawing
>just a circle and a partially done face
>"anon you had an hour, why is it undone?"
>"I got distracted, I'm sorry."
>feel like everyone knows I've been staring at qt draw
>professor tells me I need to be more focused blah blah blah
>someone quietly says to their friend that they saw me stare at the qt drawing
>mfw qt was standing nearby and she obviously heard
>fuckmylife.png
just when you can't think it can get worse
>after class
>starts walking to parking lot, qt is walking in front of me
>she notices I'm behind her
>try to not look at her to freak her out
>stare anyways
>she's parked next to my car
>fuck
>she legitimately thought I was stalking her, speeds away
>drop the class when I get home
why does this happen to me
>>24154072
don't laugh at me ; _;
[email protected]
other anons are welcomed to be my friend too we can talk about lame stuff or something
>>24154048
Eh we both know deep down we can't save people senpai. Misery loves company, and some people love misery. At some point you have to break the chain and realise life is just absurd. Not everyone can be helped... All those possibilities, now you're here just thinking about her and it's inconsequential. Not only that it doesn't even make you feel good.
From an outside perspective you had the best intentions. Look after yourself lad.
>be waiting to get haircut
>have empty bottle of water that I was going to throw out
>they call my name and I go up and the young girl extends her hand
>I try and give her the empty bottle, thinking she was going to throw it out for me
>quickly retract and weakly shake her hand
>she didn't even make small talk while cutting my hair
>>24152347
That's fucking depressing, I'll go to sleep feeling shitty now
He was reaching out to you for help you cold motherfucker
>>24153738
Gib skype
>went to catholic middle school
>on field trip to churches around town
>was the "funny" kid
>draw a dick in notebook
>"lol anon what are you drawing"
>fat dyke teacher comes over
>sees cock, makes me hold her hand the whole field trip
>have to show drawing to priest
>have to sit with priest and bus drivers at lunch
>also get detention
what's worse is that the priest turned out to be a pedophile who would take candid pictures of kids at school
>>24154188
True. I should stop thinking about fruitless bullshit and Savior fantasies and focus on things that will actually benefit me in the long run instead of keeping me down
>>24154297
flippygoodface I think
I never really go on it
>>24154083
Funny story bro I lold
>>24154300
>catholic
>fat dyke teacher
what
>>24154350
Lmao what is it with you and screen names.
Anyways.
Just saw that you posted your mail. I will contact you tomorrow.
I'd like to have a robot group chat im skype or something someday, but a mail contact with another robot is nice, too.
>>24154083
>elementary school
>would occasionally talk to a boy
>ask boy how to talk to girls one day
>"give them candy"
>seemslikeagoodidea.jpeg
>get small chocolates one day
>follow a fat girl up the ladders of the slide
>offer her chocolate but she doesn't hear me
>just put the chocolate in her pants and when she'll see it she'll know it's me since I was behind her
>put chocolate on the back of her pants
>she slides down the slide, really hot day
>chocolate immediately smeared all over her butt
>everyone makes fun of her, she starts to cry
>get in trouble
>have to write an apology and read it to the class
>"sorry I made you looked like you pooped, please forgive me"
>doesn't
>everyone hates me and thinks I'm mean
>boy stops talking to me too
>>24154473
catholic schools aren't like what is portrayed in movies. It's basically private school with a prayer at the end of the day. there are still teachers with agendas. the dyke teacher taught history. the only things we learned about was the holocaust, KKK, and slavery.
>>24154506
are you a guy or a lesbian?
>>24154307
Well in truth when you strip life down to basic realisations you can become fulfilled living life just because the only logical alternative is suicide. Hoping for more that what life is is a reason to kill yourself. When you give up hope on life fulfilling your human insecurity you have no choice but to live exactly how you want. The afterlife isn't a bad thing but even that makes people do horrible things. With nothing else you build yourself into a new, absurd man grinding out life with happiness until your death.
Said the Camus nerd.
>>24152347
>Letting go the chance of great camaraderie
>>24154549
I'm a grill, but not a lesbian surprisingly, just bi but more interested in men since they're cooler
>>24154682
that actually sounds funny as shit, any other beta stories you got?
>>24154485
DONT LAUGH AT ME ;_;
they're just silly things I come up with, except for GoodFace, that's my last name.
I'll be available after 2 pm anon
>>24154200
>nobody even responds to your greentexts
>>24152347
>i remember him knocking on the door calling my name telling me to let him in. all i did was stare straight and ignore him
You were his only friend and you left him. He probably offed himself with his mothers boyfriends gun
>>24154200
>>24154715
I have a mutation part in my hair that grows out a blonde streak from my dark hair and when the lady was cutting my hair she told her daughter had the same thing and then she told me that she ripped it out of her head, I was fucking terrified for the rest of my haircut, I never went back to that place
>>24154754
>I tried to give someone an empty bottle.
Most boring green text of this thread m8.
>>24153533
>>mfw she's a midget
>>mfw I scream because I've never seen one before and completely caught off guard
>>apologize and laughs nervously
>>she stares at me and leaves
>>never talks to me again
LMAO
>>24154506
>>24154715
>high school
>halloween
>class is having scary story time
>love scary shit, confidence boost
>kids have normal stories "relative's house is haunted" "I saw a ghost" "relative possessed"
>pass it on to me
>get excited to "wow" the crowd
>ask if I can show a YouTube video
>teacher agrees
>obeythewalrus.mov
>everyone starts screaming and getting creeped out
>teacher shuts it off
>explain to them it was just a tranny
>everyone said it was disgusting
>started sitting in the back of the class ever since
>mfw I thought they would say "oh scary anon! got any more?" and make friends off of it
>>24155278
There's been many more but they're not as interesting as these ones, the others were just basic stuttering and nervousness.
I couldn't make friends back then due to my appearance, my mom never really taught me how to be more feminine so I didn't know how to use make up or dress nice. I hit a point where I was really poor and couldn't afford haircuts so my bangs grew out and covered one of my eyes. Plus puberty, oily skin and pimples and not really grooming myself, I was pretty ugly desu
I'm not bad looking anymore, but I still don't know how to use make up, it's too late anyways since I fucked up through my entire school life and a little bit in college, so I just stopped trying.
>>24155278
what was the video anon?
>>24155516
Obey the Walrus
>>24155516
>doesn't know about Obey The Walrus
laff
> 8th grade
> go to international school in 3rd world country
> white kid joins
> brown bitches all over white dick
> whitey whacks me on back of head multiple times a day
> makes fun of me all the time
> he has new gf every couple months
> leaves after 8th grade
White kid eventually came out as a faggot and deleted fb.
I eventually hit my growth spurt and started gymming in college when I came to the US. Got a gf and a 70k job lined up after grad. Life is good now.
But still fuck that kid.
>>24155516
It's a video with creepy music and editing of some transexual with a bone disorder.
>Be 10
>No friends
>Bedwetter
>Change schools
> Popular kids start talking to me
>Sleepover
>Piss everywhere
>"anon pisses the bed" over every park in the town
>kms
>>24155806
Don't fuck with popular kids.
This should be a known fact of life.
>be me
>13
>hanging with only friend, chink
>older kids pushing us around and asking loaded questions
>pull friend away and tackle him to the ground
>move to go help him up and lower-tier chad blocks my path
>"Aw do you want to help him up? Do you care about your friend?"
>exasperated and confused
>"Yeah, of course I care about him!"
>niggers start hooting and pointing and making fun of me
>friend looks up at me with resentment and shame in his eyes
>"why couldn't you just shut your mouth"
things were never the same, and I stopped making friends completely after that.
>>24152598
>"story thread"
>it's just a /b/-tier greentext thread
Well, it's better than nothing.
>>24155278
>mfw I thought they would say "oh scary anon! got any more?" and make friends off of it
>complete opposite happens
replace "oh scary anon!" with "oh cool anon!" and you have my life.
>>24156157
You would think that they would take interest and would be wowed ;_;
