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who here has made a deal with a stone crab -_- like from this anime?!?!?
>>24149529
hello? any crabs here? :3
>>24149786
looking for heavy stone crabs, :3 cool huh? like in that anime.
>>>/trash/
please mods
not me, where do you find a crab to do that
>>24150408
you have to find one yourself... O_O if you desire such a crab to appear; it will do so. it is that type of being.
why? perhaps youve seen one before and yet havent remembered?
theyre pretty epic.
>>24149529
>>24149786
>>24149976
Lol? What animes are you talking about. Crabs? Is this some kind of obscure joke?
First day on this board lol so please forgive me ignorance?
What a fantastic thread. Great job OP.
Actually in truth I have crafted a fan fiction for this anime, i may share it here if prodded to.
well? how about it?
>>24151166
is it sexy? post it
>>24151218
no its non-sexual, its a tale that expands upon the lore of the series.
>here is how it starts... "I am Oshino Meme.... I belong to a great monster hunter clan that has existed for 400 years..."
>I have currently arrived... upon this small town and with the help of my old college peers.. I have helped saved countless ... humans turned apparitions ... wait... thats not accurate. They have saved themselves." he says as he twists his head in an unhuman fashion.
>He jumps off the desk he was perched on and walks towards the lip of the roof of the old abandoned school that he has called his home... "I say "college" but in truth, it was no such thing... nor were they merely peers... we all grew up together, us specialists... speciallized raised with the knowledge and destiny of hunting apparitions... this is the story of us ... the modern ghost busters"
thats how my fanfic opens, its very long though and goes into a lot of epic details like that and explains where oshino meme went to at the end of bakemonogatari. cool huh?
>>24151818
that's pretty cool, wouldn't have known it was a fanfic if you hadn't said so
>>24151818
wht the fuuuuuuck am i reading
>>24152100
A fanfic for the anime Bakemonogatari. Or the opening for it rather -_-
>>24152012
thanks, i do consider myself a master in the art of dialogue. comes with the territory i suppose ... like if you bath in water long enough - you absorb the water and the water in turns absorbs you.
>>24149786
AWAKEN FROM A DEEP SLUMBER
I, GIANT CRAB, SHELL RISE AGAIN
SUCH CALLING HAS STIRRED MY TEMPER
PINCH MY INTEREST AND YOU WILL GAIN
SKITTER AWAY AND YOU WILL BREAK
FOR SUCH IS THE LAW OF THE CLAW
NOW SPEAK, HUMAN, MAKE NO MISTAKE
JUST ONE, I'LL SNIP YOU LIKE A STRAW
>>24150877
fucking dammit delete your thread and kill yourself
>>24153989
ah... -_- an interesting musing.
>>24154035
if this thread were not meant to exist; it would not. it is that type of phenomon.
so therefore, no i will not delete what already exists.
>>24149529
Lol like the giant enemy crab meme?
>>24149529
i eat crab, its my favorite food
each weekend after work i get a big bag of ghost crab legs and some whiskey and eat that shit with garlic budder
>>24154475
-_- you shouldnt be eating your personal ghost crab that is a physical manifestation of your stressors... cant be good for the heart..
unless youre a vampire O_O
to be like i am he says I must give it up. but I gave up who it was that became her. and now he has given me to you. All praise the stone crab.
>>24154622
true -_-
