RAP BATTLE
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I challenge /r9k/ to a rap battle.
Car cost 400 thou and I put a roof in
>>24149030
Yo OP you're a fucking faggot
I wish i could beat you to death with a stale baguette
>>24149030
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQI9qV34EFY
Don't start this shit with me, son.
He has no style,
he has no grace
this motherfucker has a funny face
Yo listen up.
OP you're a motherfucking deadbeat,
You're the kinda veggie that makes women eat meat.
How about you stop posting shit threads on /R9K/,
Start looking like you care to shower every day?
Your BO seeps through the monitor like gas, man,
Makes me cough and wheeze like I have motherfucking asthma.
So stop posting frog memes, you pathetic parrot,
Move to better boards, oh did I mention you're a faggot?
Dizaster vs Gjonaj drops next monday. Daylyt make it seem like Diz spit ether on the boy
To the Tune of T-Wayne Nasty Freestyle
>Some days I wake up and wish I was dead
>Cuz I ain't got no friends and I ain't got no bread
>Never wake up to a bad bitch in my bed
>If it weren't for my mom then I wouldn't stay fed
>Just want a light skin bitch with the frizz on my dick
>And a stack of benjamins crammed in my pock-et
>Life really sucks, but I won't ever cry
>Because its easier to NEET than it is to fucking die
>>24149030
YO FUCK PEEPEE
THAT LITTLE BITCH NIGGA
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME
WHOOP YO SS QUICK LIKE JEAN CLUADE VAN DAM
BITCH
UH
RUSSIA PUNCHA MOTHAFCKA LIKE A REAL SPIC
UH
I SLAM FIST DOWN YO THROAT REAL QUICK
UH
MISCHIEVOUS BOY RUNNIN THIS SHIT WITH MY DICK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY BANNED ME FROM THE TOILETS CUZ I PEEPEEPOOPOO
OP'S BITCH LOOKIN LIKE SNOOKI WITH THE SNOOSNOO
>>24149070
Take that baguette, then shove it up yo ass
Those rhymes you be spittin' won't be cuttin' any glass
My rhymes are like a chisel.
Can't drizzle on my sizzle
Opened a can of worms, now you're doomed to watch it fizzle
Can't rain on this parade.
My beats are the float
They be drivin' through this road beating yo ass note-by-note
I am the driver. These words? I wrote.
So you trying to rain on my parade?
Well I ain't gonna need a coat.
*drops the mic*
I am a spiritual miracle lyrical individual
Skippin n flippin n dippin n flippin
I spit hot fire
Like how i spit on pussy
I go so hard they call me mr go so hard
Im trapped in a maze therefor i am amazing.
You're a ugly as frog poster
Your rhymes are so bad, yet you claim to be a Roaster?
My rhymes are as fly as a airplane
hate to ruin your parade like rain
but damn nigga you're fucking lame
why don't you just kill yourself?
Hang your ass then trophy your dick and put it on my shelf (Rasputin bitches)
these lyrics I'm spittin are hotter than fire
more like lava
lyrics so electric keep you powered like Java
tho I'd be careful might fry your brain
brain so lame like a animal needs to be tamed
needs to be put in a wheelchair like a retard
your ass as underage as a roll thread /b/tard
So why don't you take your ass back to your dirty cave you little bitch
because currently I'm busy fucking my girl and getting rich
>>24149714
>>24149878
Yea you'd be thinking about putting shit up my ass
Your parades gay pride, your verses are trash
Im poppin each of your floats with the tip of my lines
I boost your shit car for the nickels and dimes
I aint raining water I'm raining fire you bitch
Faggots burn alive this is the start of your death
You're so pathetic you posted your shitty rhymes twice
I only need to post once for me to *drops mic*
What rhymes with bread?
/thread
>>24150129
Listen up normie, I'm gonna show you my sick beats
Yo mama be cheaper than some fucking high school cheat sheets
She fucks and sucks for kids around that age too,
Want me to call her up right now for a cheap screw?
But hey, I'm cool man, I don't know why I'm just beating on your mom's ass for
The shit your dad can do to raw fucking cock makes my eyes sore!
Don't worry dude, I got some daddy issues of my own
His shit is blown, he tweaks like a fuckin' machine
At least he doesn't trick on the street dressed like a drag queen
I should tie this shit up quick, yours eyes are watering I see
Get high, watch a remix of a dinosaur shouting yee,
and shitpost on /r9k/ while shouting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well neckbeard, heard you wanna go
You look like a potato and act like you're slow
So i'm not surprised that you don't even know
Ive got the fire you haven't seen before
You act so tough like this is a play
I get all the bumps while you get the nays
The pussy flys to me and I get the baes
Your love your traps and think you are not gay
Im the shining star you see
Im what you wanna be
I've got a folder of rares
Even Pepe wants a taste of me
She eats tendies like she swallows my D
Not stopping for a breath and rigorously
Go post a couple pics on iFunny
You're fucking trash so go back to >>>/b/
