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Who /madeit/ here? >24 years old. >mild depression, crippling
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Who /madeit/ here?

>24 years old.
>mild depression, crippling loneliness.
>download tinder, nothing.
>finally match with a girl, she is really straightforward and says i'm cute.
>I finally ask her out.
>Date going well, i'm on fire and there's actually no awkward silences
>Show her to way to the subway station (she lives out of city)
>I ask her if she wants to come home instead (I live near)
>tfw she says yes
>Damnn, we go to my room, a bit awkward, I tell her i'm nervous, she is too.
>We start kissing, then I fuck her brains out.

Two days later she texts me that she wants more, no strings attached. I was apparently a great fuck.

Ask me anything
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Happy for you OP, I hope I lose my V too this year of my life, if I need to ask anything, do you know how to take a good picture of yourself for tinder ? Like as best as possible ?
Also how to keep the conversation flowing, what kind of subjects did you talk about, stuff like that, how to make the date good ?
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>>24148291
OP here,

actually, I got some really funny pictures of myself, like doing autistic stuff. Go for the laugh if you are not 8+/10.
You will not score with stacies, but normal qt girl loves funny guys.
For the conversation, i dont know, i started to talk about jobs, school, etc. Then i noticed she liked DC comics and LoTR, so yeah, we talked about that. But really, the more you can make her laugh, the more she will forget that you are not chad.
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>>24148291
Wear your best fedora or get an anime haircut.
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>>24148456
Ok I will have to train that somehow, because I can make good jokes only with people that I've known for a long time
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wow, you managed to bang a tinder slut. that's roughly as impressive as taking a piss and getting it all in the bowl.
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>>24148184
>be awkward
>be at a show
>bump into a girl with pink hair
>damn she is hot
>bump into her again
>she turns, wraps her arms around me and we start making out
>leave the show
>go to car
>lose vCard in car
>say good night
>drive home
>wtf just happened
>mfw I never asked her name, she never asked mine
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>>24148184
the real question OP is how tall are you?
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>>24148184
> be me @ 19 years old
>Had sex a few times but crippling social anxiety
>Friends from an MMO convince me to get fit
>Let my autism take over and and obsess over fitness
>Three months pass, and go from fat internet person, to ripped shredded man.
>Still watch my animus and post on my picture boards from mongolia
>Get GF that is objectively a 9/10
>Doesnt' let me have sex but social value rises being around her
>Still have the autism mind, eventually comes out and she breaks up with me for being weird
>Triggers autism over-drive become a competitive power lifter
>Huge jacked powerlifter with tinder fuck a lot of idiot girls
>Still sad and lonely, and anime girls that I love are now intimidated by me
>Quit on women go back to internet roots
>Still lift heavily
>At the library meet a beautiful girl
>Start dating
>5 years later
>married! Still not keked ,she doesn't care about fitness.
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>be me 18 fucked a 6/10 girl beacuse she really ask if i wanted to fuck.
> Be at a festival outside.
>drunk as fuck
>start talking to a 8/10 slut
>make her laugh a couple of times
>she draged me into the Woods and said fuck me
>okk.jpeg
>fuck her and she cums
>call me a couple times
>didnt respond
>she gets a bf
>met her and bf at a party
>he pass out
>fuck her in the same house he passed out in
>mfw
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>>24148704
I think you're forgetting where you are, normie
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>>24148184
>making it with some skank who has probably done the same thing 30 other guys

Making it , in terms of women, means getting a worthwhile woman
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>>24148184
How did you proceed to sex?
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>>24148841
>Doesnt' let me have sex
Anon, I...
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>>24148184

I made it.

>25
>got my dream job a few months ago, love every minute of it
>great salary, even though there won't be many increases
>cool apartment, saving for a house
>loads of free time to spend with my gf of 1.5 years
>spend my time doing hobbies that I really like
>have a small handful of good friends I do things with

Feels good.
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>22
>wellish paying job 3.9k a month after tax
>never gf
>have 15k saved and don't know what to do with it.

Could be worse but I want a gf :(
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>>24151219

Do you have your own place?
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>>24148184
>26 khv
>literally depressed whole life
>multiple psychologists growing up
>lonely life
>had first friend in 4th grade
>no friends now
>no Facebook because why bother
>therefore no tinder
>not that anyone would care
>spiraling further into a pit of despair
>one day the ride will end

How can you call yourself depressed?
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>>24151452
Na love with parents. Renting is slavery tttt(to tell the truth)
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