Robots help me I'm currently alone in a room with a girl and I have no clue what to do.
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>a few days ago roommate says girl he knows wants to meet me
>a few minutes ago come back to dorm from class and said girl is here along with roommate and his friends
>we introduce ourselves but no conversation is had
>after a few minutes they clear out
>the girl stays here and is doing homework on her laptop
>we made awkward small talk and now I'm pretending to do homework
>we are currently sitting here in silence, she is sitting on my bed a few feet away and I'm at my desk
what the fuck do I do all there is is awkward silence why is she still here what the fuck help me
>>24147862
I'll do my one good deed for the day;
Anon, just take a long sigh and say something like, "time for a homework break". Walk around and see what shes doing and try to engage her, whether it be about what shes doing or something else. To be perfectly honest with you family, she isnt there to do homework, shes there to get to know you so it wont be interrupting shit.
>>24147862
People love to talk about themselves. Ask her questions about herself eg "so what's your course/how's your course going/do you miss home" ect
Nigger, you cant be serious. Engage. Go full throttle. Ask her questions about her life, like how things are going, if she is enjoying college etc etc. If you know a certain hobby of hers BRIEFLY talk about, you're trying to make her feel comfortable and enjoy talking to you.
Dont sperg out. Do not compliment her. Do not talk to her like she is a girl. Act like you're meeting another dude who you're trying to become friends with.
>>24147862
>that void in your head
Every fucking time
take off you clothes
sex her
>>24147862
Whip up your dick if she come closer that's the sign you need to fuck
Call her a roastie and throw your piss bottle at her
>he knows wants to meet me
Chad pls go
>a few days ago roommate says girl he knows wants to meet me
>a few minutes ago come back to dorm from class and said girl is here along with roommate and his friends
>after a few minutes they clear out
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, ROBOT
MAKE US PROUD
>>24147862
Randomly put on some porn on your laptop and just see where it goes from there
She wants your dick. Do homework close to her. Raise the tension and hope your heads meet close to eachother at one point when you're talking then both of you will be quiet and one needs to take the initiative to near the head to other person and then kiss and slowly reach for parts of her body. It's all phisical if one thing words aren't really needed for it.
Here's what you need to do Anon.
1. Get the fuck off my board.
Yo better fucking update us
>>24148639
Also, does her foot point at your direction? Is she swinging it up and down?
>>24148718
okay well so I took too long to make my move and now my roommate is back.
I'm currently on my computer, what is a good way to transition from doing homework on my computer do talking to her?
Get THE FUCK OUT Normie!!!!!! I fucking swear it gets worse every day.
TELL HER WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON 9/11!
>>24148793
This. Then transition into Sandy Hook
>>24148833
Don't forget to mention how the jews are destroying the white race.
>>24148780
I told you bro you don't need to talk about shit. Talk about homework as an excuse to sit close to her then just kiss it's not a romantic movie it's real life. Be physical not verbal you idiot. If you don't hit on her today you'll lose respect from her. Just don't push it make sure you prepare to kiss her you can also say she's beautiful to break the tension but don't sit on the other side of the room like an idiot man.
>>24148957
>you can also say she's beautiful to break the tension
lmao what
Maybe she can make some good tendies
>>24148997
Yeah to break the tension bro. But not just suddenly obviously. Just sit close to her wait for a certain silence if you too pussy just compliment her not because she will be happy with it but because she knows you are interested and aware what's going on. So you will have more courage and make a move. Don't mess this up you fuckshit.
She left. I tried talking to her more but she only gave short responses and she never tried to talk to me back. I think she smelled my betaness and went to go find some chad.
oh well at least my stress is gone
>>24148957
>say she's beautiful to break the tension
That's totally not a weird and creepy thing to say out of the blue.
>Talk to her about home work and sit next to her
>if you are close and get eye contact say that she is beautiful and wait 2 sec then kiss her
>this will work beacuse she wanted to meet you
>semi chad can confirm
>>24149148
Go chase her down and tell her "I was too afraid to tell you how beautiful you are but I can't let this moment slip away through my fingertips like all the others so what I'm really trying to say is 'do you wanna go to the midnight release of fallout 4 with me tomorrow?'"
>need help with girl quick
>he went to /r9k/
>what did he mean by this lads?
>>24149151
I never said it was out of the blue you stupid tard.
>>24149082
>>24149148
You deserve it.. I told you it's physical. Exactly what I said would happen happened. Wtf did you think will happen if you do nothing?
>>24149148
Go chase her down and tell her what really happened on 9/11
