>hey, i know what people will love: 30 minute close up shot of my dick going in and out of a vagina
the breathing through teeth thing
>>24147463
>hey, i know what people will love
Said every person who's picked up a camera to film some form of sexual fetish.
Some people like the shit senpai
>>24147463
I love closeups, fuck you OP
>>24147463
>blowjob video
>guy keeps talking or moaning
what the FUCK I came to this video to self-insert as the receiver of the blowjob, not to hear some faggot making awkward dirty talk and moaning like a retard shoving a prostate massager up his asshole.
>>24147463
>Fucking a girl for an hour then pulling out and jerking off.
>Not showing the moment of penetration...imo the best part
dirty talk
any talking
fake moaning
male talking especially
long fingernails
too much eye makeup
girl with dark/black hair has it back in a ponytail
>>24147463
Crazy ass porn dialog/the man making any noises at all
>Open vid
>Cute gil for about five seconds
>AWW U LOOK FUCKIN SEXY GURR
>YEAH SUCK MY COCK, U WANT MY CUM ON UR FACE
>SHOW ME WHO YOUR DADDY IS WITH THAT YUMMY PUSSY
>PUT UR COCK IN ME NOW HON
>Scenes with no doggy style
>No going down on the grill
>shot of guy's asshole and balls flapping around
>director and guy having conversation
>surprise ass to mouth
>nigger introduced half-way through
>guy fucks her 20 mins straight and she moans very loud for all 20 mins with no change of pitch
>Uhhhh ahh fack my fucking pussy you big nasty man stretch my pussy uuuhh fuck fuck sheeeeeyt fuuuuck
All gross
>when women smiles and intentionally tries to look sexy
>when woman has a stupid moan
>when trying to show penetration from side, you only see butt and not actual vagina
>when you can see the males face through a gap of the bodies
>when man is ugly or very old
>when man too skinny
>when woman is ugly or akinn to trailer trash
>when woman is fat
>black people
>when you can't see the glistening of vaginal secretions on dick
>analI'm a fem which is probably why I'm this picky
>>24147463
>latex lesbian porn
>30 seconds in all their latex except boots are off and cunts are ripped wide apart, instead of wearing the latex and light rubbing and oiling with vibrator on latex
>>24147463
Lipstick. Will drop a video immediately if the chick is wearing any.
> when the bloke holding the camera talks
VISITOURSITEATANAL33DOTCOM
>stepmom with teen stepson
>your daddy isn't home I'm so horny
>they start fucking
>2 scenes later something is different
>they changed the boy with a 40 year old guy with a belly
>they're trying to keep his face off camera but having a shitty job at it
>the woman is still roleplaying as his stepmom
>blacks
>when the man opens his mouth
>high heels
>james deen
>>24147463
This is why POV porn is the worst genre
>>24147878
>>24148174
Time to go back to >>>/pol/
>>24147463
>webcam vid
>no sound or blasting shitty techno
>low framerate and laggy as fuck
>240p
>45 minutes
>>24148199
I hate this needledick faggot so much
>>24148237
SJW, just because I'm not attracted to dark people doesn't mean I am racistI am though
>>24148237
>You aren't attracted to black people? Wow, what a fucking racist!
This is why people think liberals are crazy, stop it yo.
>>24148174
this desu, I'm gay and if I see a black silhouette on the thumbnail I avoid it like the plague.
>>24148304
It's 2015.
Come on.
You seriously don't worship black people? Even though it's 2015?
>>24147463
This baka desu my senpai
>your favorite pornstar gets unnecessary cosmetic surgery and ruins herself
Why do so many hate dirty talking or fake moaning?
Combine both with a good pov hj/bj, and headphones, I cum buckets every time familia
>>24147568
this guy gets it
hfsssssssssssssssssss
oh yeah hfsssssss
hfssssssssssss
mmmm oh fuck
hfssssssssssssss
fuck
hfsssss
yes baby hfsssssssssssssssssssssss
hfssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>mfw
>>24147568
fucking this.
It reminds me of when the sounds made when Peter Griffin falls down and hurts his knee.
>>24147463
>Ruining a perfectly good video with anal garbage
>Nigger actor
>James dean
>Deformed mushroom dick
>more than one male actor or more than one female actress
>>24147463
>I'm gonna press the camera lens against my vagina!
>>24148459
James Deen*
>>24148276
>>24148304
>>24148314
>i judge people by the color of their skin but this doesnt make me racist
A human being is a human being. Sex literally feels the same no matter how much melanin has in their skin. Holy fucking shit you poor virgins
>>24147463
That thumbnail shows a poorly produced porn video. It's your own vault OP for not watching the good stuff.
>Guy isn't big and uncut
>Girl doesn't rim him
>>24148498
>Where ever I am I must also shill
>girl wearing hot outfit
>takes it off as soon as fucking starts
>>24148498
The reason I avoid videos with nignogs is because they're constantly making noise like "Awww sheeeeeeeeit" or "bo bidda muhfugga"
They literally don't know how to shut the fuck up
>men that make any sounds at all
>>24148199
>girl rimming a guy.
Makes me gag instantly.
>>24148498
It's not about the feel of sex you asshat, it's about the basic workings of sexual desire.
Some people like blonde hair, some people like big chins, some people like small tits.
Some people, surprise, don't think dark skin is sexually attractive, nor that the facial structure (Yes, this is a thing) of black people is attractive. Why are you so caught up on trying to convince us to fuck black people? It's fucking weird.
>This position
Seriously, has anyone ever done this outside of porn?
>>24147861
>nigger introduced half-way through
Kek I swear they do this just to fuck with people. I even downloaded a video where he wasn't in any of the screencaps.
>>24148601
Actually yeah, with my skinny GF from long ago. It was really great, but wasnt sustainable for long.
>>24148543
FUCKING THIS bloxfirthebloxgod
>dog tries to mount girl the entire video with no actual penetration and a misleading thumbnail
>dog is flaccid and thrusting into air and the girl is screaming and moaning even though nothing is happening
>dildogging
Especially the first one, makes me so mad when in a 20 minute video they never fuck
>>24148498
Sex probably feels similar with a shaved ape, what's you're point?
>>24147878
>No skinny guys
Of course fembots want Chad to strangle them with their roided arms.
>>24148601
i tried to force a girl to this position once when i was hammered, she didn't understand and went doggy instead... not that i'm complaining
>>24147463
Just about anything anal tbqhf
>cosplay porn
>the outfit is off after 20 seconds
>>24148199
>james deen
Why do malebots hate him so much?I have most of his videos, he's my pornfu
normie porn leaves me cold
if it's a not a bbc going in and out of a white aryan woman it doesn't even arouse me in the slightest
So many things about the guy. Stupid hair, annoying face, dumb tattoos, dumb voice...i think there's only about 3 or 4 that I can bear watching
>>24148641
>>24148669
The fuck? Why are you normies on my fucking board?
>>24148715
He's Jewish...
nuff said
>>24147641
Maybe when they're good and high quality like that. Not when it's a poorly lit room and going in and out of a cavernous roastie.
If you enjoy watching a girl get creampied in porn you are literally a kuckold.
>>24147463
>close ups
>anything other than a large dick
>guy talking
>obviously fake acting
>when some unexpected fetish I'm not into jumps into the scene
>>24148720
What is wrong with you?
>>24148823
By that logic if you enjoy porn at all you're a literal kekold
>>24148550
Avoid videos with American black people. I'm black and I wholeheartedly agree with that. Ghetto speak is the bane of my existence.
why is porn so fucking loud
my head has literally exploded multiple times its so fucking loud holy shit
>guy is too pussy to show his face
never thought about it until i saw girlsdoporn, i just think about how much better it would be with a guy who had any kind of chemistry with the girls
>>24148498
Sorry mate I don't have a nigger fetish.
>>24148995
Harder to put yourself in his place. Might as well fap to kekold femdom porn.
>>24148715
1. small dick
2. scrawny manlet
3. cut
4. full of himself
5. never shuts up
6. effeminate voice
He is totally unremarkable in every way, and the only reason he ever became famous is because a couple of tumblrites wrote an article about him portraying him as a "feminist icon".
>>24147690
>blowjob video
>they just open their mouth and move their head
FUCKING SUCK IT YOU BITCH. God is the only reason i prefer JAVs, they might be ugly gooks but they suck it good and drink the cum right out of the tap
>>24149160
i'm not a vaguely gross mexican guy so i can't do that
i guess it depends if you prefer watching porn as a voyeur or imagining yourself in the male role
>>24148995
If you were given the opportunity to bang hot sluts and get paid for it without anyone ever finding out it was you, you'd take it in a fucking second
I can't watch any porn where the guy in the video looks more beta than me.
It just fucks my confidence completely to see someone more beta than me getting some sex when I am a 28 year old virgin.
If I click onto a porn and the guy in the video looks more beta than me, I immedietely turn it off, go into Microsoft Word, and write 10 lines that he could have said to ruin the situation before the sex started. Pic related for example, I was just watching a video where some beta looking guy fucks a hot girl in the back of a van and makes her cum so I wrote these lines of things he could have said to fuck it up, then I repeated them to myself until I convinced myself that is how the video went down. I just can't stand it
>>24147463
>Video says creampie
>Guy comes outside her cunt
I can only get off to insemination for some reason, condoms just ruin it.
>>24149775
this bothers me too
or if he comes on her stomach a bit, and then puts it back inside, as if that fixes it
>>24147463
>unattractive guys
Id rather have a hot guy than a guy with a huge dick. My standard for men is a bit high tho.
>>24148153
>not downloading Eastern European videos of people who fuck their real moms
>>24149700
Shit. I lost on the first one.
>porn with men in it
I'm not a kukold, son.
>>24149888
What about a 10/10 with a microdick?
>>24149163
youre delusional
he's a world star because he has that "normal good looking guy" look and women love him
>small dick
stop watching blacked
>scrawny manlet
manlet yes, scrawny not so much - again women dont want perfectly chisled roided-up dudes
>cut
like 99.999% of the male pornstars
>never shuts up
again, women like him
>effemanite voice
you really should stop watching blacked, most guys aren 6'2 with 9" dicks with a barry white voice
perhaps if you werent so preoccupied by BBC you could see things more objectivly
>>24149935
any recommendations senpai?
>Everybody!
>I've just had the most marvelous idea!
>Let's have the cute one on top!
>And make the masculine one bottom!
>Hey everybody!
>I've just had the most marvelous idea!
>Let's make a strap-on porn movie
>With a hot strong female!
>And a cute young submissive looking boy!
>LOL JK, let's get some skin head, half fat guy with a hairy ass!
>>24150046
Thats fine. Microdicks have their own sort of appeal. They seem like a ton of fun to blow, just being able to encompass the whole thing in your mouth so easily.
>>24147641
Same here family
I like it.
>>24149700
>I can't watch any porn where the guy in the video looks more beta than me
I dont mind this at all, it actually helps me identify with the guy
Also, the guy is basically paying for sex - there is no way in hell a old fat guy like Ed Powers could pull prime 18 year old pussy if he didnt pay them
i hate this shit
>>24148498
Niggers happen to be the most diseased human beings on earth.
>Wow, that twink boy sure looks cute and effeminate
>I have an idea!
>How about having him grow his leg hair out
>And film his legs while he gets fucked in HD
>SO that people can look at his hairy legs!!!
>>24150149
the second one is the bane of my existence
shemale videos are all with ugly ass roid monsters instead of cute boys
>Wow, nice twink
>You know what would be really hot though?
>If he lifted his arms up
>You know...
>So we could see his black hairy armpits!!!
>Yeah, that's it girl!!
>Please moan with your hoarse voice
>Making no atempt to sound female at all
>Some more for us please
>People are gonna love that!
>>24150047
>"he's like the boy next door or something haha"
Sorry, I don't want to watch a "man" half my size with the body of a twelve-year-old and a 6-inch baby dick spout memes. If I was into that I'd watch a minecraft streams.
Isn't there a Jezebel article you could be reading, you trend-humping purple-haired cuntflap?
>>24149935
>240p quality
shiggidy
>>24150156
But sex would be impossible
>"goth" porn
>it's just a chick with dark hair and a black shirt
>"teen" porn
>woman doesn't even look remotely like a teen
>"bukakke"
>2-3 cumshots at best, and shitty ones at that
>over excessive moaning
>"yeah baby so hot, i love it yeeeah baby oh yeah" "yeah girl suck that dick girl yeah girl thats nice girl"
>camera zooms over at the man all the time like he's the reason we're watching this
>closeup of mans anus
I could go on all day but I'm too lazy
>porn has "plot"
>there is more "plot" than actual sex scenes
I shit you not
>>24150253
There is nothing wrong with leg hair you faggot.
Hey guys, I know this is like right in the middle of the climax of the scene, people who watch this porn will probably be ready to cum right now, but if we please could get a close up of the guys face as he cums, preferably while looking into the camera so he stares them dead in the face, get it while he groans like an animal. Make sure that it's with 3d sound, so the guy at home really can feel the semen force shooting through his throbbing hard cock. Just in case they watched all of this video to get a glimpse of that instead of the cute girl/boy.
>sudden close-up of guys face
I always see this in porn peeves threads but never experienced myself until this
>>24150463
There's other stuff. Hands, oral, toys, strapons. He wouldn't be able to penetrate with his penis, but there's other stuff. And still, I could just top.
>STEPfather fucks his STEPdaughter
>mom has sex with STEPson
>etc etc
>meanwhile "mom and daugter seduce boyfriend" or "hot twins threesome"
So what is incest ok now or what?
>video is awesome as fuck, cum buckets
>5 minutes long
>>24147463
>finally something with yoga pants
>either they get torn to shreds and taken off within the first five minutes or it is some dom shit
>clothing or lingerie taken off within those first five minutes in general
I MEAN COME ON
>>24148846
i'm not a normie?? i don't have to justify myself
>>24150457
>fake
>gay
>shitty acting
Hey, at least I can enjoy it on my thousand dollar 4KHD monitor!
When they keep that one annoying piece of clothing on throughout the entire movie.
Blasphemy! At least get the fuckied naked!
>>24147463
When a guy (in any video) moans more and louder than any pornstar who has ever fucked Rocco.
>japanese porn
>guy has a tiny dick, like japs usually have
>girl compliments his "big" dick
no wait that's just funny
>>24150554
Doesn't sound satisfying, but what would a virgin know anyway
Might be just me but the little pep talk/we're not wierdos guys seriously/consent is great/fart sniffing session at the end of every Kink.com vid turns me off every time I don't even have to watch it, just know it's there.
But what about things you guys love?
>POV porn
>the actors hold hands while the girl goes ham on the dick and swallows every drop while dp'ing
>mfw
this is why jap porn is the best senpais
>PORN PET PEEVES
When god-tier shit gets taken down or cancelled due to feminist fucks and company's that ironically don't have the testicles to tell them to fuck off.
RIP Pornstar's Punishment
RIP BorderPatrolSex
I just don't like boring shit
lame pasty cunt struggling to stay hard while plowing a prostitute who's staring into space or trying to utter the occasional moan to validate the aforementioned limp dick loser
need some screaming or shaking or something real and intense
>Interracial as a code word for "Black men fucking white women".
Fucking hell, I want variety.
If I'm looking up interracial instead of a specific racial pairing it means I want to be suprised and don't know what I'm in the mood for.
Maybe I want Asian men having sex with black women. Maybe a Latino woman fisting a Native American teen is what will tickle my fancy.
There's more interracial pairings than Tyrone Dindu slapping his balls on Stacy "Whore Next Door" Claptrap.
>Blowjobs
>Anal
>Cowgirl is the only position used
Does anyone else absolutely HATE the imagery of blowjobs? The concept sounds like it would feel pretty good, but just looking at it is fucking disgusting. They always have to do that stupid suction thing with their mouth, it's not hot it just makes them look like huge sluts which is a big turn off for me.
>Circumcised dicks.
They just look terrible.
>>24148664
Yeah because anons don't filter out fatties in their porn search either.
Who are you to crticize anyway, porn is completely idealized and inorganic-- why can't I want a male with larger thighs and a decent ass in my porn
>>24150480
>>24150480
>"teen" porn
>It's a 30 yo woman with "natural" makeup and ugly twin tail braids
>She talks like a 8 year old
>The dude talks like he's a child molester
And they call me a freak for liking 2D loli.
>>24147809
>No going down on the grill
Who wants to watch that? It's mostly just a guy's head.
>>24148658
>watching actual dog porn
>JAV
>The dude is louder than the chick (who is shrieking like a cat in the first place)
>EHH
>EHHHHEHHHHEEHHHH
>EHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHH
>UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUGOI
>anal
>dearth of good tranny on girl porn
>trannies with bolted-on tits
>fake tits period
>>24150691
In rebuttal
>wear sexy clothing
>pull it all off within 3 minutes
I like clothes that are sexy/slutty to stay on please
fake tits like pic related disgust me. I can't understand what kind of people like that shit it looks like a fucking balloon not actual breasts. Look at how fucking stretched the skin is that shit is disgusting. people who like fake tits are fucking autists
>>24148498
> muh racism
>>24151635
This, it is far superior to nakedness. However, naked can be superior if in public.
>closeup of guys face while he ejaculates onto the woman
>instead of actually filming him ejaculate onto the woman
Could never get into JAV, the guys are the creepiest weirdos around, and it's the same bunch of guys every time.
>BDSM porn
>ball gag is super loose or only halfway in her mouth
>blowjob scenes aren't done with open mouth gags
>>24151635
This. For some reason girls with sexy clothes sometimes turns me on more than fully naked. I'd like more videos were the girl gets fucked with sexy clothing on.
>>24151366
>Disliking anal and blowjobs
wtf is wrong with you
>>24151871
Impregnation fetish, and I think women look so retarded with cocks in their mouths that I immediately go flaccid.
It's like looking at someone staring down at their phone with a stupid smile on their face, you instinctively hate that faggot face they put on.
>>24151376
This, mutilated dicks should be banned from porn
>When there is meat hang
>Not shaved vagina
>Butt hair on anus
>Any kind of talking at all
>Armature porn that's just recorded by putting the camera on a desk or nightstand far away
Fuck this one pisses me off. Clearly a hot as fuck asian ready to be rammed in a hotel then the dude just puts the camera on the desk and I get a shot of them from a distance doing missionary
>Anytime a condom is used
>Public Porn that's clearly not in public
>Public porn that's not amateur
>Anything that's not POV.
I want to feel like I am doing the fucking
>Public porn that's just a dude wanking somewhere
>Black on white is just white girls getting fucked rather then black chicks getting fucked by white guys
>Amazing Asian production porn thats censored
>Japanese porn with vag hair
>No doggystyle with a from the top camera view
D R O P P E D
>>24148395
Fucking this
Madison Ivy ruined herself
She was a beautiful petite white skinned blond haired cutie but now she's a fucking tanned plastic whore with a fake ass, fake tits and fake face and shit hair.
FUCK I'M STILL MAD
>>24151962
>Black on white is just white girls getting fucked rather then black chicks getting fucked by white guys
I had this problem too.
Searching for "ebony" instead brings up nothing but black girls as the central subject so you should try that as well.
>Guy has a smaller dick than me.
Its literally not fair. How do these fucks get to have sex and not me?
>>24151962
>Not liking pubic hair
Some Japanese actresses need to trim that shit though
>>24151370
I think it's sexy af when she looks into the camera. Its a pet peave for me when she looks into the guys face, but it's being filmed by another dude from the side.
>>24152040
This shit. Can't stand those fucking 6-7" dicklets.
>>24147463
The number of videos that are named something like "horny son fucks his mom" when the video has absolutely nothing to do with incest
>>24151747
JAV are glorious. I'm not sure what you mean by creepy but I think the girls look better than western ones by a long shot.
>>24152089
The clickbait of porn
>>24152089
I fucking hate that shit as well. I just want some mature porn not hear about your goddam fantasies.
>>24147690
>doesn't self-insert as the girl
You are making a huge mistake in the way you view porn
I love female finishers and handjob porn, but so many of them have a kek theme or a incest theme so I gotta watch it on silent.
>balding 40 yo plays school student
>milf defined as anyone above the age of 25
>over the top screaming
>woman thinks she's hot enough to just lie there and do nothing
>woman obviously has no chemistry with male and tries to subtly avoid the man's attempt at kisses
>Bitch says nigga instead of nigger
>>24147463
>straight porn
>camera zooms in on guys face when i cum
>boy fapping
>he covers up his dick when he cums or does it off camera
>>24152214
>milf defined as anyone above the age of 25
There's no age requirements on being a MILF.
An 18 year-old can be a MILF as long as she's shoved out some annoying screaming brat from her cunt.
That's why "mature" is a better search term.
>>24152455
>tfw you will never have a pornstar bf who is too shy to cum in front of people or on camera
>camera that keeps zooming in on guys face every 15 damn seconds
>Intros that are like a fucking shitty youtube channel with all the over-produced shit
>>24148543
REATTHETHWEIUOGTYHEWO fucking fuckity fuck.
Also leaving on the mid section is not the same as leaving the clothes on.
Makes me mad.
>>24147641
brah im gonna need a sauce
>A girl is in her shoes during sex.
>starving porn actors who literally no one has ever heard of are regularly referred to as porn "stars"
>only 1 in every 30 ebony girl videos are good
>can't find model in a video
>model only has 1 video
>models name on video isn't actually the right girl
>8 minute video, 7 minutes of it is just her awkwardly undressing
>super enticing thumbnail isn't actually in the video at all/is only a 3 second clip
>blow load, have to close +30 tabs
>camera man won't stop fuckin talking
>a model you used to like looks ugly as fuck in a new video
>an old video you liked was taken down for copyright issues
>POV video, guys giant stomach is a 1/5th of the screen
>the parts where a guy takes his dick out, pops it in, and then takes it out and hisses like a snake
>halfway through a video the girl turns around from riding and her face is like fuckin predator
>the girls in JAVs scream like caught rodents
>the girls in JAVs look like children but have pussys like a yeti
>HYO, HYO, HYOOOO YAAAWW! HYOOO YAAWW FUAK MAI PUSSSEEEEYAAAWWW!
brazzers: the transcript
>>24148498
>the only sexual preferences other people can have are the ones I agree with
>I agree with faggotry, traps, sluts, bukakke, anything anybody wants
>you can't say you're not attracted to blacks tho. Uncool
>>24152214
>milfs are 25 and down
>'teens' are 30+
>>24153133
>only qt black pornstars are tila flame and harley dean
this fucking sucks tbqh
>>24152864
"Star" is for "starving."
>>24148153
rofl is this real? sauce
>GUY WON'T SHUT UP
>IT SHOWS THE GUY'S FACE
>FIVE MINUTES OF HER WALKING AROUND IN HEELS
>"DIRTY TALK"/"JERK OFF INSTRUCTION" = INSULT THE VIEWER'S MASCULINITY
>Women thinking "femdom" means "being a bully".
FUCKING CUNTS, YOU CAN BE DOMINANT WITHOUT BEING RUDE.
I LIKE HAVING WOMEN BE DOMINANT AND STRONG, NOT JUST INSULTING AND MOCKING. IF I WANTED SOMEONE TO CALL ME A SMALL-DICKED LOSER, I'D JUST GO OUTSIDE!
REEEEE!
>>24148785
this tbhfam
12345678910 fuck you robot
>>24153133
>>the parts where a guy takes his dick out, pops it in, and then takes it out and hisses like a snake
WAIT NIGGA WHAT KIND OF PORN ARE YOU WATCHING
>tired of watching porn?
>>24147463
>she doesn't have a cock
>>24153469
kucked heartily
>>24147641
This is also a picture, not a 30 minute video like OP said. Try staring at the picture for 30 minutes, I would get sick of it even if it was a picture of something that turned me on.
>girl has a larger dick than me
Loud outside noises
>planes
>traffic
>sirens
>>24153991
He doesn't have a vagina
>>24147463
>focusing on the girl
No good stupid normies, get out. GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24154507
>Leaving the TV on
The worst of the worst.
What is it with normies and having the TV on every waking hour?
>>24150631
>I MEAN COME ON
I know that feel bro, it's like yeah, yoga pants, then she takes them off...
>>24147463
>amateur tranny porn
>they can't get hard because of their hormones and they're too cheap to get Viagra
>they just tug and suck on flaccid dicks for awhile while clearly not enjoying it very much
>no penetration whatsoever
![pintubimodern3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nk2muvH.jpg "pintubimodern3[1].jpg")
>>24148498
>melanin has in their skin
>race is skin deep
retards people.
>click on video of girl undressing
>suddenly the CAMERAMAN/DIRECTOR starts talking
shut your fucking mouth, NOBODY wants to hear what you have to say. NO ONE. No one buys/watches porno flicks to hear your half hearted attempts at sounding dirty, shut the fuck up
>oo, this video has a girl cowgirl styling a guy, oooh its 30 minutes long!
>open vid
>10 minute sloppy way to noisy blowjob on flaccid cock, followed by15 minutes of anal, followed by 30 seconds of what the actual fucking vid is supposed to be about, then 4 minute and 30 seconds of the guy wanking and cumming on her face
i hate mislabelling of porn vids
>Bangbros/Pornbros
NOPE fuck off, your shit is a Heterosexual trap, you show a good looking girl then cut to 30 minutes of some guys anus and cock buried in a girls vagina but 90% of the screen is the guys ass fuck off why dont you just die already
>>24148498
>different physically
>different mentally
>different societal structures
>different neurological processes
>WERE TOTALLY THE SAME GUYS
I hate it when it's supposed to be a straight guy sucking it for the first time, but then he not only gives a skilled blowjob but then takes it in the ass.
>>24152194
Well now my life is different
>Guy makes noise
>Guy makes douchey comments
>Guy is covered in tattoos
>Guy is bald
>Guy's face is seen
>Guy is black
>There's a guy at all
>>24151366
>pov
>no cowgirl
>>24148658
>dildogging
fuck is that?
>>24151457
because you might damage my ego if i find out that grills dont actually fantasize about my 6' 160 scrawny ass
>>24155159
using a dog as a dildo. It's horrible
>>24147463
Shallow creampies
It's not a creampie unless its balls deep and pulsing
>>24155291
>balls deep and pulsing
Like this
>>24155244
i don't understand, not sure if i want to desu
>>24155353
the aftermath
>>24155353
>>24155644
might as well complete the set
>>24147463
damn she is DRY as FUCK
>>24155230
6inches are probably the most optimal size imo.
>>24147463
Gigantor circus cocks
>inb4 micropenis
When girls give that empty, soulless staring smile at the camera during the whole thing, especially in non-pov type stuff where the cameraman is standing to the side. I guess the blatant attention whoring totally takes me out of it.
>>24152194
>doesn't self-insert as the girl
Why?
The men in straight porn are fucking HIDEOUS most of the time. Sure they got a nice body and a big dick but why would I insert as the girl if they're ugly as shit?
>>24147727
The best part is when he has to jerk off for a straight minute before he actually cums.
>>24148199
Girls really like James Deen.
>>24150631
Have you watched "That Ass in Yoga Pants"?
It's pretty decent
>JAV with sound on
>No half naked men wrestling
Fuck You~
>Dude cums in a chicks mouth
>She clearly spits it out as it dribbles down her chin
Eh. It's like, 80% of porn that does this. Still.
>>24148736
Robots cant be angry. No emotion circuits, bleep bloop. Maybe you're just a kid in a cardboard box pretending to be a robot?
>>24151774
>deepthroat porn
>guys dick is tiny
>barely sticks it in
>manly dude gets fucked by a trap
whyy what the fucking purpose. It should be the opposite
>>24153133
>blow load, have to close +30 tabs
Preach.
>>24156303
I'm not sure I understand the point of this. Facial-spit-special must be on the porn menu.
>>24154635
Good way to block out the sex noises.
>>24147878
>>when women smiles and intentionally tries to look sexy
This, she almost always looks like a retard. I hate POV porn.
>>24148601
it just looks awkward.
>>24156708
I'm not sure I understand the point of your post.
>>24155889
Yeah and lots of people like My Little Pony and Drake, too.
>Watching porn
>Ever
Imagination mode or naught
>terrible fucking music
>niggers trying to sell their mixtape during the scene
>Closeups of anything other than the woman's face, jiggling tits or wet pussy (before it gets fucked)
>fucking is too gentle and slow
>hissing
>fatties
>guy covers girl with his body in the shot
>rimming
>camera angles and positions that show off the guy's cock especially woman on top facing away from the camera
>any part of the guy being in the centre of the shot
>not showing woman's face during penetration/ slut has no reaction
>overly hairy junk
>condoms
>woman's eyes don't water
>woman's face and chest not turning red
>woman just lies there
>talking
>guy making noise
>woman not moaning/screaming/gasping w/e.
>when they grab the woman by the jaw or cheek
>facefucking
>whore doesn't swallow
>when the guy doesn't cum inside or has to jerk it interminably before skeeting
>butch lesbians
>lesbians who can't thrust properly when using a strap-on
>lesbians who are too gentle with each other
>hard fake-looking tits and ass
>woman takes a reaming up the ass like it's nothing
>woman doesn't get sweaty at all
>bdsm with the tits tied up until they get ruddy and ugly
>bdsm where the woman gets rewarded despite not showing discipline
>bdsm
>bdsm without the woman getting fucked with the force of a thousand suns and scant regard shown for her well being
>DPs, gangbangs and bukkakes
>virtual sex with no actual fucking
>STEPfamily member
>mosaic censoring
>>24147796
>PUT UR COCK IN ME NOW HON
>>24155353
Does he only have 1 testicle? Da fuck.
>guys that won't shut the fuck up
>camera men commentating
>girls that won't shut the fuck up
>girls making fake moans
>girls having stupid fake orgasms
>dirty talk
>guys that keep moaning
>slurping gargling noises
Fucking can't watch 80% of porn because of how annoying it is. I prefer my pictures.
>>24156641
Fuck you, mank, that's hot!
>>24148498
8/10, almost responded seriously.
>>24151747
I like JAV because the men know how to shut the fuck up once in a while.
>tattoos
>tattoos everywhere
>>24148601
I mean, it was cool for like 5 seconds because you can watch your dick go into her bagina but it got old fast. Would rather flip her around and put my tongue in ner mouth while i hold her really close, put one hand in her hair, and another on her ass as i cum inside her.
