Should I try Tinder?
I need to cure this crushing loneliness.
I just need a flattering profile picture and get straight to the point with every match that I need a booty call.
>>24146902
Find a good looking Anon and steal some pictures to go catfishin
>>24146902
I did well on okcupid where I can articulate my interests better, I didn't do so well on tinder, I don't have many good pictures though, I tend to stay behind the camera
I wanted to try tinder but you need a facebook account to use it
>>24146902
>should I tinder?
Fun fact: you'll have to actually interact with the girls irl, assuming you can actually arrange a meetup. If you don't know how to do that, tinder is useless.
>>24148371
yeah I done a meetup before IRL and over OKcupid.
>>24148320
>I wanted to try one free service but you need to sign up for another free service first
>
>tfw no gf
>>24146902
6/10-7/10 Here. It has worked for me. I have banged 4s and 5s of it. and 3s. but if you are below are 6/10 don't even bother.
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This is definitely an interesting profile picture choice
OP.. Tinder allowed me to find my first and current gf
She is crazy about me and didn't mind I was a virgin. In fact she felt kinda bad that she had already gone through a few guys because she likes me so much.
tips:
>Put at least 4 pictures of yourself
>Different settings, different clothes
>Main picture by yourself
>At least one with other people
>Try to write a short bio, something about yourself so you can have something to talk about
>DO NOT SWIPE ALL GIRLS RIGHT
>If a girl doesn't have more than 2 pics, swipe left
>If a girl doesn't have a pic by herself, or if the main pic you can't tell which is the girl of the profile, swipe left
>If she puts NOTHING, unless she looks like she might not be a bitch from the pictures, swipe left
>If she has pics with guys that look like they could be her boyfriend, swipe left
IF YOU MATCH:
>Message first, but not immediately
>Try to message something that could be relevant to her profile, but nothing TOO OBVIOUS.. if not just ask 'whats up'
>If you don't get number within the first convo, its usually over, get it by the second MAX
>Ask for their number so you can arrange a meet up, I got several girls' numbers by pressuring them that way.. if they swiped you and they are talking to you then they are more likely interested than not
Do this and you'll find someone if you aren't hideous
>>24150283
>If a girl doesn't have more than 2 pics, swipe left
>If a girl doesn't have a pic by herself, or if the main pic you can't tell which is the girl of the profile, swipe left
>If she puts NOTHING, unless she looks like she might not be a bitch from the pictures, swipe left
why
>>24150283
>DO NOT SWIPE ALL GIRLS RIGHT
why?
>>24150417
those people are not interested in meeting up or really talking
If they don't even put any effort into creating a simple profile for tinder then they are looking for validation based on a pic they like of themselves
>>24150488
>>24150492
hard to find gold if you have to sift through the mountains of shit
>>24146902
>I wanted to try Tinder
>tfw I can't even afford a 50$ android phone
>tfw I can't just run Tinder in a VM because she'll notice me having a 10 yeard old cellphone.
>>24150521
Spoiler alert: most people are shit. This carries over to dating sites as well.
You can't expect anything good to just fall into your lap in this world, and keep your luck in perspective if it ever does.
>>24150626
On tinder a girl that gives you her number is gold.
I don't actually mean you'll find the love of your life but if you can weed out the people that are not interested in doing anything besides getting praise you'll have a better time on Tinder.
>>24149813
nigger telegony
>>24149765
Do you immediately ask to smash?
>Internet dating
It depends on your area more than anything else. I'm a decent looking guy that is in shape that has set up several profiles on sites, and all I get interested in me are the 250lb. beasts and bots.
Don't get discouraged by it if you cannot find anyone.
There's no point.
>>24151383
Yeah, I certainly have slayed these maidens
>>24146902
dude, trust me i've been down that same road. lonely, tried tinder. Doing this shit will make you substantially worse because you'll see how fucking degenerate women are and how little they fucking care about men and relationships. Think about it man, you'll be one in approximately 200-300 men messaging her, why should she even care about you
>>24150549
If you can't afford a $50 chinkphone you're not gonna get a gf lol
>>24146902
Tinder made things worse for me. I swiped on something like 400 girls, and only got a sngle match. She didn't respond to my message.
>>24151776
>got matched to one chick.
> 2/10 fat indian girl.
>literally looked like pic related.
>bio said she was from an ivy league school
>thought fuck it she's probably pretty smart and maybe we can have really nice conversations
>msg her asking her which ivy league she goes to
>deletes me
>>24151851
Tindr needs a weight limit preference.
lost my virginity to a huge slut off of tinder. my first message was "i want to paint you green an spank you like a naughty avacado"
i shit you not. that line is what allowed me t lose my virginity at 20.
>mfw thinking back on the entire situation
If i give someone my pics could they make an account for me?
Tfw i look 6.5/10 on pictures and 4/10 irl.
No matter how many matches i get i will be forever lonely :(
>>24151919
That's sexist and fat shaming you shitlord you need to check your fucking privilege before I rip your dick off you mysogonistic fucking pig how dare you suggest shaming women for what they are so MEN can pick them out like a piece of meat what the fuck is wrong with you???!!!
Bumpty dumpty
>decide to try Tinder again recently after friend tells me how he almost met a trap on it
>find a qt 7/10
>start messaging her
>she seems really into me, keeps asking me questions
>tfw too autistic to know what to do next
I messaged her a few days later and she didn't reply, I guess she figured out that I'm autistic, whoops
>0 self esteem
>oblivious to any advances
>wouldn't know what to do anyway
>why would anyone be interested in me?
>no facebook because no point
>no tinder because need face book
Just kill me, please.
How the fuck do you normies do this shit?
>>24146902
If you're not an 8/10 or higher it will be a soul crushing experience.
It's LITERALLY window shopping for a mate, so if you're not very attractive you'll get hardly any matches and you'll feel much more depressed and empty afterward.
t. guy who's a 6/10.
>>24151919
That doesn't always work
>use POF
>set search settings to only show chicks who have their body type listed as "average", "athletic" or "thin"
>still get a bunch of hambeasts listed as "average" and even a few listed as "fit"
That doesn't even include the ones who are fat and use really old / photoshopped images where they're thin.
>>24146902
I see OP, good luck
I've been on a string of one-off dates through Tinder for what seems like forever, and was getting pretty tired of it.
Then over a month ago I matched with a girl who I already knew from where I work. We've been on six amazing dates since and I even took her virginity a few nights ago.
So yeah it's really hard to tell what way it'll go for you, but you won't get jack shit if you don't at least try
>>24152817
> lack autism
>>24153227
So very helpful. Thanks. I'll go kill myself after work.
>>24153385
come on, man. cheer up. help out with the bantz. I guarantee I'm worse at life than you
>>24153474
This will probably sound edgy as fuck,, it there is no cheering up. I've been trying to cheer up for 26 years now. Sorry, man.
>tfw people on r9k see my photos and tell me I should use tinder
>tfw I tried OKCupid and POF and got ignored on both every single time
what do
>>24153727
doesn't sound edgy. sounds truthful. I'm in a bit of a hole myself, anon so in terms of advice I don't know if I can really give any. But I can wish you good luck f.a.m.
>>24153857
Thanks. Don't worry about advise. No one has been able to help thus far, thanks though.
Ummm, guys....
>>24154242
Steer clear of any profile that mentions Instagram. All she wants is orbiters
>>24154306
Yeah especially when she looks like this.
>>24154306
Most accounts can be, and are linked to Instagram
>>24154333
Also she is 16...
>>24154455
We have mutual friends, so I'm just gonna add her on Facebook.
Age ain't nothing but a number
>>24148371
This is what normalfags who suggest tinder overlook. If it was possible for me to interact with women I wouldn't be a robot in the first place.
>>24149813
why do the kids look niggerish?
>>24154661
Protip one of em does.
Why do you think she's single and pining over her ex. He ditched her sorry arse.
>>24154333
I can't believe white people in the last 25 years have been actually raising their white children in Philly. Jeez just ditch that whole Godforsaken city. Worse than Baltimore.
>>24154499
So are 15-20.
>>24146902
>USING TINDER
OP, this is what women do on Tinder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4dIz5q648
All the girls in my area seem to be looking for men who actually have their lives together. NEET only dating app when?
>>24151753
>current phone is a 5 year old slide out phone
>some of the buttons don't work
>scratched to hell
>younger kids rip on me for it
>I laugh at them when the run for a phone charger
I do plan on getting with the 21st century once my contract is up next year.
>>24154748
As someone from Pittsburgh I laughed for ripping on Philly and Baltimore in 1 sentence.
Is there some sort of group of fake /r9k/ facebook profiles so that I can make a fake facebook and meet the friends requirement?
>>24154748
Philly suburbia here. Women here are fucked.
Tried it and got litterally zero matched out of about 100s. Sucks tttt(to tell the truth). Never concidered myself that ugly.
