Hello my friends of /r9k/!
Sometimes in my free time I just waste time thinking about useless things that nobody cares about - and what's the best place to tell people about this? Right here!
So, I've been thinking these last few months about death and shit that has happened through my life, and my theory is:
-You can not die. Seriously. You can not die because you've ALREADY died. Why did this happened? Well, remember that time when a car almost ran over you, when you almost fell from a cliff or when you did those things but you survived? You didn't.
There is no real proof for it but there's also no real proof denying it. When you died, you just kept living in your mind, but in the real world you're dead long since. That's why everything in this world seems so fake to you now. Did it feel like this before? Or you can't remember?
Thank you for reading my brainfarts, share yours
Then how are we all interacting with eachother?
You literally have the critical thinking of an infant
>>24146410
Well life is pretty much hell so perhaps you're right, just don't understand why the devil would provide me with the solace of imageboards
>you can't prove otherwise therefore it's valid
>>24146477
Because it's a simulation of your brian
>>24146410
>That's why everything in this world seems so fake to you now.
You're right OP. I've had similar thoughts for some time. Sometimes I don't even think I'm human, that or I'm the only one who is.
>>24146477
NPCs, filler. That's how everyone else seems to magically acquire friends and stuff. It's all automatic. They aren't real.
>>24146477
He's saying everyone but you is an illusion too. Everything's one big illusion. How can you not comprehend this?
also shoutout to OP for babby's first 'dead irl' theory
>>24146552
friend please dont be mean
>>24146552
Oh, be quiet will you. On the internet, everything's "babby's first x". No matter if it's an idea someone has on their own or if they're referencing literally any scientist or philosopher or figure of any kind. Doesn't matter who they are, someone online will always be ready to call it babby's first. You all have to feel like the smartest person in the room, don't you?
>>24146565sorry friend
>>24146477
>implying you're not a figment of my mind
>implying I'm not every poster in every thread there's ever been or ever will be
>>24146535
Brian is in the kitchen.
I came close to death as a small infant. Perhaps that's why my entire life has been a lonely hell. Perhaps I'm my own ghost.
>>24146609
NO
IM THE ONE THAT'S REAL NOT YOU
YOU'RE NOT REAL
>you tell people you've been dead for over three years, but they won't believe you
