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>ITT: Things only a normie would find funny
Is there anything more disgusting than a normie's taste in humor.
Cards Against Humanity
BAZINGAAA!
Amy Schumer
Workaholics
Vine compilations
Facebook Humor
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Are 1337 level puns normie humor? I have fuckboiloads of them
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>a person who finds different variations of the same frog picture funny making fun of other people's humour
>a person whose sense of humour consists of posting things other people made making fun of other people's humour
>a person whose sense of humour consists of posting the same few buzzwords and phrases over and over again making fun of other people's humour
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>>24146107
OP here, I don't think this is something a normalfag would find very humorous.
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"This me-me is so funny haha. Have you see it yet?! It JUST came out on Facebook :)"
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>>24146056
"What are thooooooose"
[Spoiler]I buy $20 kmart shoes fuck off nigger[/spoiler]
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>>24146056
10 year old memes, seriously my uni group is full of this shit.
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Deez nuts.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Netflix comedians
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>>24146056
memes about sad frogs
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Workaholics aint bad
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>>24146449
bahahahahahaha
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>>24146534
This. What's wrong with workaholics?
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Shitty puns.

A clever pun can be pretty funny but I swear some people think trying to force a pun in basically every situation ever is still hilarious.
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>>24146558
Some episodes are funny but it fits into the "DUDE BRO BEER AND WEED LMAO". The chubby black guy they work with is funnier than all 3 of those chucklefucks imo
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>>24146056
Smug Wojak is
N O R M I E P R O O F
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>>24146136
he's making fun of you dumbass
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>>24146558
I guess because it's about a group of friends
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>>24146558
i like workaholics because it makes me feel like i have friends when i watch it. but that happens with a lot of shows.
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>Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: OMG SO FUNNY xDDD!!!
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>>24146056
Cards against humanity is pretty funny teebeeaech
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>tell a really bad joke on purpose
>"I'll see myself out..."
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>>24146449
>blackboard
fucking hate this online classes shit why cant i just have a normal teacher teach me you fucking nigger government
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>>24146398
What the fuck is this "What are thooooose" shit about anyway?
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>>24146056
"Let me call you in 5... years".

XDDDDDDD
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normies think jimmy fallon is hilarious
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>>24146723
some nigger was questioning a cop about his shoes and it got popular fucking normies desu senpai
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All the normies i know hate workaholics
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>>24146723
If you seem to have cheap, low quality shoes from an unknown brand, they yell that to embarrass you because you have cheap shoes.

Literally a nigger meme.
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>>24146056
>Workaholics
>Vine compilations
Whoops
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>>24146620
>he's making fun of you
I know that but I am just pointing out that he's irrelevant.
If you like normie humor than fuck off to 9gag.
>>24146690
It has the elements to be funny but fails because of the choices normies use.
I.E.
>Card: What is sexy, strange, and lives in your basement?
>Normie awnser: Shit-filled cupcakes!
>Normies applaud and kek*
>"Well I know it doesn't make much sense but I think the card alone is funny!"
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>Surfing on 9gag
>Buzzfeed
>Watching any parody film
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>>24146847
Shit anybody remember drawn together?
It was that kind of humour that I really loved about the show. They would just have an entire episode about pooping on a pizza and another episode about a mentally challenged supermutant.
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>>24146742
>I ATE ALL YOUR CANDY XDDDDDDDDD
>imblying none of this is scripted for entertainment
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>>24146765
Fucking white ginger normies insulting my loafers in nigger style.
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>>24146888
And then the failed abortion of a movie killed its entire memory for me.

Heartily kek'd at the show, though.
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>>24147141
>>24147141
What? There was a movie? guess I have been living under a rock (europe)
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>>24146620
You're retarded. Please leave.
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>workaholics is normie tier

darn.
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>Sitting down in the library
>Bunch of normies talking across the table
>''Hey did you guys see that meme on Facebook?''
>can't believe they actually said this
>always thought the word meme was to be avoided in real life
>decide I can go and make a conversation with them
>realise they only know normie memes like ''scumbag steve'' or whatever
>try my hardest to think of one of those memes
>for some reason get it in my head that 'Stinky Pete' is a reddit meme
>walk over to the nomies
>''you like memes? I'm Stinky Pete and I love your stinky feet"
>they all look at me very baffled
>I walk away
>hear laughter

fuck normies
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Why so serious
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AND HIS NAME IS
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>>24146558
First season was good, then it was mostly gross out humor.
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>>24146742
Why?! WHHHHHYYYYY?!
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>>24146597
That's something a normie would say
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>>24146742
Craig Ferguson was hilarious. Only acceptable late night comedian.
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>>24147343
socialising is hard
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>be paired with stacy in IT class since her friend didn't come
>me browsing /r9k/
>"what's that anon?"
>tell her it's a page about pictures and shit
>she watches the random pictures only since she doesn't speak english
>she's ok with it
>"ugh, anon, i'm bored. Ah! Let's search for funny jokes!"
>she reads one obviously unfunny, I fake a laugh
>"that wasn't funny was it"
>"no, not at all"
>silence during the rest of the class
wasn't that bad but it would be better if she didn't sat with me.
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>>24146742
Fallon is shit but Steve Higgins makes the show bearable
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>>24146056
To be honest I have literally no idea how anyone can find Amy Schumer the least bit funny. She just says the same words that 12 year olds repeat amoungst themselves while pissing their pants laughing because "HA she said vagina in public!" All she does is make crude jokes about her vagina that somehow all women magically find hilarious. I just don't get it.
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Fuck you, cards against humanity with custom cards is incredible

Also vines can occasionally be legitimately funny, but usually only when they're very sarcastic or just a quick visual gag; "sketch comedy" is dogshit
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>>24147343
>feeling the need to talk to strangers about le ebin memes xD
>You like memes?

You're disgusting
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>Vine
>Facebook
>Any social network
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>>24146897
You are mixing your Jimmies
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>>24146056
>Vine compilations

I actually enjoy World Star vine compilations, also best girl made her appearance
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>>24147485
>stacy literally goes out of her way to try and have fun with you
>you sperg out

kek
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Websites where people constantly spam the same reptile memes. 4chan is a great example of this.
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>WWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAT ARE THOOOOSE
I buy Walmart no name brand shoes because I'm poor as fuck, and I also live in a neighborhood with lots of niggers and this has happened to me twice on my walk to the store. If I were a swoll /fit/izen I would beat the shit out of those guys.
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>>24148400
Just wear Vans or something you faggot
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>>24148399 *repitive
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>>24147597
>xD xD look at this funny combination of words on my card xD xD it's so random and inappropriate xDDDDDD
9gag/the chive/memebase tier.
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>>24147343
>you like memes? I'm Stinky Pete and I love your stinky feet
robot autism is that which perpetually destroys my sides
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>>24148417
No, I'm not a normalfag who spends 200$ on things that are going to go on my feet and get dirty. Fuck that.
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>>24148478
Vans are like $20
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>>24148593 That's a lot of money
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSbvpFUmqQ

Ironic normie humor is cool
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>>24148593
That's a lot of money for shitty shoes, Anon.
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>>24148620
>>24148647
That's like saving up two days worth of allowance you dummies
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Vine is a disgrace to human kind and this is coming from a robot.
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>>24148449
>the chive

Another shitty thing normalfags love. Hell, clickbait in general.

>man! look at these 7 cool bedrooms, I wish I had the money and liberty to get one of those, it's a shame I have a wife now!
>omg 10 reasons the sideboob is a miracle of the universe, wish my wife looked like that!
>omg I totally agree with these 5 reasons we should love asses/bacon/beards/whatever!
>omg 6 reasons we should worship the roasties!

Fucking try-hard as hell. I really really doubt men from the past patted each other in the back over how "manly" they were.
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>>24147485
You should've showed her funny memes like pic related
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>>24147485
>"what's that anon?"
>she doesn't speak English
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teens~early 20s
>frog posting
>everything is a meme
>twitch speech (salty)
>blackpeopletwitter (tbqh, family, etc.)
>reddit
>image macros
>cat gifs

20s to 30s
>nigger
>chink
>calling themselves oldfags
>faggot
>constantly babbling about how there's too many kids here
>lil anime girl nip humor

40+
>minions
>facebook
>whatever their grandchildren like
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>>24148423
*Repetitive?
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>>24148848
He translated the actual conversion that happened between them. You should've picked that up without being explicitly told. Oh, I forgot, how could you, after all you're an autistic neckbeard fag
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>>24149048
>tfw white people stole salty and people just consider it shitty twitch lingo
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>>24149132
Uhh anon, this website is for those of age 18 years or older. Please shut down your computer or I will report this.

>feels guy
Your clearly in the first group because you have a meme image saved to your computer btw.
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>>24149132
See you in 3 days, buddy.
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>>24149132
>>mfw I'm 17

Repo'd
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>>24149132
MODSMODSMODS we need you here
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>LOL!!! HAHA!!
>@staceystacerson omg this is so me
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>>24149132

Underagefag get the fuck out

Mods please
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>>24149114
I know it was taken from black people but once it makes it to twitch, it just becomes a twitch thing.

Soon you won't even have twitter nigger speech anymore. I only see white people using it seriously.
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>>24146847
>it doesn't make much sense
Yep, that's the trouble with normies, I always feel so fucking autistic when I have to explain the american references to my european friends.

Or well, "friend".
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>>24146056
Every time I see that emoticon I think of that shitty French noel memeface that pissed ofo /b/ years ago.

Pic related
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Why do people like Vine? It's just a shitty version of gifs and webms.
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>>24149587
adhd videos that require no thought
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Vine:

21 = Black
Deez Nuts = Black
What Are Those? = Black
Why You Always Lying? = Black

Coincidence?
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>>24146107
The humor is in posts like yours, well not yours specifically, but that type, that's the funny part of R9K. The absurdity in the reality of all the actions that take place on this board.
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>>24149713
>black people make a vine
>white people beat the joke to death in 3 months tops
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21 = Black
Deez Nuts = Black
What Are Those? = Black
Why You Always Lying? = Black

Coincidence?
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>>24146056
>ITT: a normie tries to find funeh things on 4meme and disguises it as making fun of normie humor
go die
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>>24149769
What the fuck?

Did I double post?
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
THEYRE SO YELLOW XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD JEAN OVERALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24149847
Literally the most cancerous normie humour ever.

I cringed when I heard some people refer to an image macro as a "me-me"
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>>24149847

Minions are ok. The fabase, however...
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>>24150076
>unplug router
>plug it back in
>I'm good with computer guys :DDDD

Kill yourself kiddie
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>>24150076

>IP address

Oh dear.
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>>24150076
Goddamn.
Wasn't it only a one month ban before?
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>>24150076
>[Deleted]

tippidy top kek
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>>24150281
>[Deleted]
tbqh senpai
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>>24150195
>I was using a proxy before I got banned! really!
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>>24150281
Seriously, come back when you're 21 and you don't act like a stupid little shit.
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>>24146724
gamisou
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>>24148773
dolanposting never gets boring
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Is it safe to download ROMS from here?http://doperoms.com/files/roms/gameboy_advance_gba/Kirby+-+Nightmare+in+Dream+Land+%28E%29+%28M5%29.zip/601851/Kirby+-+Nightmare+in+Dream+Land+.zip
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>>24149947
>minions are ok
is this bait
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>>24150462
Absolutely. That's my website. 100% legit.
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>>24146056
Workaholics first 2 seasons were dope as fuck, fuck you
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>>24146760
Yeah I me too
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>>24146847

You only ever play CAH when your pissed drunk, everything is funny. Try not to be too autistic about it
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>>24150504
DUDE WEED LMAO

Workaholics is on the top of the normie list.
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>>24146056
I do like Workaholics
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>>24146327
>tfw it made me chuckle a bit
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>>24150612
>Everything is funny
No it isn't.
A bunch of faggots choosing random shit as their answers or anything with swear words in it isn't funny.
CAH is gay as fuck.

YES THERE ARE SOME FUNNY CARDS. However most of it is just gay as fuck.
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>>24150504
>>24151162
>Patrice pretty much summed up workaholics perfectly in these vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qj1d6MNKTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjJj1NSsa-I

The Workaholics aren't real comedians. They're really just actors, it's good that they write their show and shit.
But their style of humor is pretty fucking lame.
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I'm latin and here people like to post stuff "written" in some sort of post-it's... it's so fucking disgusting and makes me want to off myself
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>>24146056
>makes normie humor board to prove he isnt normie
>looks more normie than anyone else

I see you scum
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>>24146056
AYYE F.A.M. WASSUPP WHICHUU?? SMASH DAT LYKE BUTTIN!!! !! REEL NIGGUH HOURZ 4 REALZ! !!
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>>24146708
fucking this
also
>adding 'sir' or 'you just won the Internet' to the end of something as an expression of admiration
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Kevin Hart is the biggest normie comedian, along with ghetto memes

Also anything on Fox and Netflix
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>>24153552
fuck off j.w. you are easily the ugliest cs go player in history
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I played cards against humanity with some robots before, it was actually pretty fun and we had some good laughs. I think the game is more about who you play it with
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>I Scroll the 4channel I am certified hacker
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>>24146558
I think it's funny but I think it would have been smarter/funnier on a network other than comedy central. the writers are obviously smarter than the frat boy audience it attracts
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>>24146056
>ship a dick

My roommate got anonymously shipped a large cardboard dick and he and my other roomies were laughing uproariously.

When I told them I don't get it they all paused for a second, looked at me, and said, "IT'S A DICK HUHUHUH"
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>>24146712
people were complaining about teachers favoring the whiteboards
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>>24146056
I get a strange feeling when SJW types use outdated internet lingo. Usually because the shit originated from 4chan or some equally raunchy place. It's like when you and your friend are autistically spouting tv references at each other and someone mistakes it for original conversation.
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>>24149287
Ugh...fuck that hurt.
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kek desu baka senpai sjw
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>>24146056
>american cartoon
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>>24149847
Always amazed that people actually like these things enough for them to get their own godforsaken movie
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>>24146056
Cards Against Humanity is great, it presents a perfect opportunity to slip in Holocaust jokes at a party without getting the crazy side-eye from everyone
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>>24146107
it's like you think we're having a good time
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I would fucking disembowel the guy that invented the minions if i had the chance
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i cant believe the people sometimes, fucked up[ society were we alow boys to get touched
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>F3
>no Bob's Burgers

Fuck that show it's the most unfunny garbage I've ever seen
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>>24149114
try 1920s. it isn't niggerspeak
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>>24156270
>kek needed normies approval to make holocaust jokes.
Pathetic anon. CAH sucks dick
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>>24149114
I literally do this shit when i lose at smash for making horrible mistakes.
I'm not autistic enough to do it on cam though
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>>24146056
I hate cards against humanity so much. It will really show you how vastly different your sense of humor is from your friends when they laugh at naughty abortion jokes.
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>>24147436
Why do people say this? David Letterman was the greatest of all time.
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>>24149491
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24156528
>needing approval
>not fucking with people for the sake of it
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>>24149847
Jesus christ you just reminded me
>be me
>studying graphic design in University
>designing a shitty poster and decide to see what other people are doing
>look over at normie girl
>she has a sticker page full of minions
>she prints off 2 fucking square meters of crappy vinyl cut minion stickers
>she throws away an entire roll of vinyl because she didn't like the colour
>need to use the vinyl cutter to cut out my designs
>she's still printing off crappy minion stickers
>decide to get my vinyl ready for cutting
>there's no rolls of it left in the cupboard
>this bitch used $500 worth of materials to make some shitty minion stickers
>I can't cut out vinyl for months because she used a huge supply of it for minions
>she then throws all her sticker sheets in the bin
>mfw
>mfw
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>>24146056
Are you for real? Those worldstar vine compilations are hilarious. Or maybe I'm normscum and don't realize it.
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>>24158286
>worldstar is hiarious
Yea you're normie alright.
Most Vines aren't worldstar.
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>>24158297
>worldstar is hiarious
Didn't say that
>Most Vines aren't worldstar.
Never said they were.
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>>24158344
>Those worldstar vine compilations are hilarious
Don't lie anon.
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>>24158409
Eh, there's so many of them that most are duds but I get a couple laughs out of them. Maybe not hilarious like I said before but they're good for a chuckle. To me at least.
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>>24149114
>losing to one of the worst characters in the game as one of the best and easiest characters in the game

lmao he's fucking shit
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I'm convinced you have to be a normie to enjoy tv shows such as The Office, Big Bang Theory, and Community.
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>>24158479
The lower tiers will get you.
Do you know why my friend?People underestimate them too much
A good player using a lower-tier can outplay losers who rely on higher-tiers for easy victory.

I got 2 stocked by Bowser before by Captain Falcon. I'm not even that bad, but the dude I was up against was sublime, he read everything perfectly, could put on pressure despite having the disadvantage in the matchup.

His name was Miltoxic, I still remember him, he was flawless.
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>>24146056
Cards Against Humanity is funny when the players have wit.
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>>24148848
>"what's that anon?"
>she doesn't speak English
If he wrote this in his native language you'd sperg out how this is an American board and everyone is obliged to talk in English language
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>>24146056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTLob_XCwAI
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>>24146859
>not realizing Airplane! is the epitome of comedy
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I only derive humour from complex, ironic situations

There's really nothing to laugh at
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>>24146708
>>24153602

actually got triggered reading these
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>>24149114
>that webm

Possibly autism
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Anyone who likes most live-action sitcoms is a confirmed normie.
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>>24159197

What about Frasier?
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>>24159278
Frasier and Sienfeld are among the exceptions.
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GOTEEM
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE
>puts hand forward
BOY
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>>24149750
>nigger gets born
>dead or in jail within 20 years
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>>24159346
>sienfeld
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>>24159511
Normies today don't like Seinfeld.
It is quite a genius show really.
Larry David is a god.
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>>24147549
but shes a woman. and she had a thing on netflix. and comedy central. she must be funny.

fuck that brand of flavor of the month, unfunny woman bullshit.
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>>24157573
Conan shits on everybody but he might be a douche irl.
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Pretty much anytime a normie tries to make political humor.

Especially when they make jokes about 9/11 truth. Those piss me the fuck off.
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john cena REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24158217
I fucking hate fucking minions, and any fucking kid shit that normies seem to latch onto because "el o el I remember being a kid wish I could go back el o el"

WHY THE FUCK DO THESE RETARDS IDEALIZE BEING A CHILD? WHY THE FUCK DO THEY FEEL THE NEED TO TAKE KID SHIT AND SAY THEY LIKE IT AS IF BEING A RETARD WITH THE MIND OF A FUCKING FOUR YEAR OLD IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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>>24160227
>>24158217
>>24149847
>>24149938
>>24156243
Op here, I THOROUGHLY FUCKING AGREE
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>tfw you got one of the earliest prints of cards againt humanity, the old ones they got printed at fed ex
>play with few cool friends who have clever and humorous answers
>game evolves and expansions include more gag cards than cards that actually allow for clever invention
>gets really fucking popular
>go to family gathering, bro cousins ask if Ive heard of this "epic" game

I never liked the game that much but goddamn why do normies ruin everything.
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>>24146056
>Cards Against Humanity
Miscarriage jokes don't sit well with ladies.
Believe me.
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Anything... I mean ANYTHING... relating to childhood.

Who here has never heard a normie talk about how "o em jee I luved this show when I was a kid" or "el o el it's still funny even now that I'm grown up"

Nostalgiafaggotry. Mention disney around some normies. It will be a shitstorm of people wishing they could be little kids again, as if it was nothing but sunshine and rainbows being completely dependent on and at the mercy of your parents, not allowed to do jack shit, and being so fucking stupid you couldn't contribute anything if you tried.

Oh, wait a minute. By that definition, normies are fucking children.
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>>24160359
I slipped in an abortion smoothie and fell onto Nicolas Cage.

GET IT? THERE WAS AN ABORTION AND NICOLAS CAGE! IT'S THE FUCKING EPITOME OF HUMOUR! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Normies ruin everything because they're a bunch of soulless, sycophantic psychopaths whose only motive for doing anything is to conform, conform, conform. And since they're the majority, businesses and whatnot will pander to their interests to siphon as much money as possible away from them, and so anything good will be raped to death the instant it becomes popular.

This is why we can't have nice things.
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>>24159088
please recommend me books
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>>24159703
>Normies today don't like Seinfeld.
Really? And here I've been rewatching the show out of nostalgia thinking I'm turning into a normie.
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>>24160554
Normies will either shit on Seinfeld because it was a different time period and they don't seem to understand that just because something happening in today's world is improbable does not mean it couldn't happen back then;

or

They'll be all "LOOK AT ME ENJOYING THIS OLD SHOW HAHAHA I'M LITERALLY GEORGE CASTANZA GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M WATCHING SEINFELD!"
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>>24160380
The fuck are you talking about? Unless you grew up in an abusive household, nearly everyone wants to go back to being a kid, especially robots. Normally the people who don't(who didn't have horrible childhoods) are normies who cite:
>being completely dependent on and at the mercy of your parents, not allowed to do jack shit
because they wouldn't be able to go to clubs or drink or whatever.
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>>24146107
Fucking this! Wise post from a wise anon
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>>24146888
that show was awesome, your trips don't lie. Fucking sad it got cancelled after so few episodes.
Archer kinda reminds me of drawn together, given the random humor with obvious, plain stupidness of some characters(e.g. Cpt. Hero->Archer)
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>>24160227
>>24160287
i was raped as a child and wear minion merch ironically
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>>24149847
>>24149938
>>24156243
>>24158217
>>24160287
but anon normies ruin everything for minions too
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>>24161680
not funny. Go back to 9gag.
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>>24149743
Yes. r9k and 4chan in general are like a lightning rod for the absurd. Everyone's arguing and trying to make sense of it too but there's nothing to understand! Just absurdity!
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>>24146742
Carl Barron is the only guy who makes me laugh.
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>>24153602
>Edit: Obligitory thanks for the gold!
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>>24153614
This. John Cena was never funny. Never will be
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>>24146708
>tfw make a funny joke
>forget you're talking to normies
>"I don't get it"
>give flustered explanation of joke
>"oh. That's not funny"
>feels bad man
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>>24161953
This happened to me today
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>>24161973
It'll be okay.

I remember one time we were gonna take shrooms with these normie chicks and I smelled banana bread or something, so I decided to let everyone know and they were like "Oooook?" and I was like "I could be having a stroke you know," and everyone laughed at them.
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This isn't really humor but disney fanatics are the worst.
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Facebook humour is gonna send me to an early grave
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Where do i find friends that dont find this shit funny IRL? Im sick of faking it.
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>>24146093
Nah man that's just 2007 humor
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>>24146056
Minions memes
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>>24153602
Accurate
Robot is a faggot
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>>24158217
Top lmao anon. I also study graphic design and there was this faggot using up all time and paper printing MLP pictures all the fucking time. He failed the year and dropped out good riddance
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>>24148399
*amphibian
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The most annoying part of normies is they always have to reference the 90s and say how it was the greatest decade even though they barely remember it
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>>24164782
> 90's kid
> Born in 1998

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

They don't even give good reasons! They just talk about the cartoons!
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>>24146056
>Is there anything more disgusting than a normie's taste in humor.

yeah, robot humor
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>>24146449
>yourselfs
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>>24146056
>not liking cards against humanity
Go fuck yourself you nigger.
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>>24149847
what the fuck is the reason for the minions phenomenon? Is it some sort of satanic brain disease?
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>>24153602
>'sir' or 'you just won the Internet'
oh god this makes my blood boil. also "here, have a cookie"
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>>24166069
reddit pls go

blokz
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Has anyone ever seen the instagram feed of "the fat jewish?" He exemplifies normie humor par excellence. It's pure fucking cancer and he has like 4 million followers. His posts are recycled memes, black people twitter and "DUDE WEED AND PIZZA LMAO"
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>>24148400
>Wear Adidas Sambas
>Some scrawny faggot comes up to me at a party says WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
Fuck you Jacob you stupid cunt, these are literally some of the most frquently worn shoes int he western world
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>>24166085
It's the embodiment of little-kid bullshit, which normies latch on because "lel don't give a fuck what anyone thinks I enjoy it anyway"

I actually doubt most normies like minions; but pretending to is a good opportunity to make people pay attention to you.

Doesn't excuse this cancerous garbage, but it's just a particularly egregious case of standard Normie nonsense.
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>>24146495
Hey fuck you Bill Burr is fucking based.
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>>24148773
HOLY SHIT LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24167143
>lel don't give a fuck what anyone thinks I enjoy it anyway
And yet they would instantly start to hate it if it stopped being accepted socially.
Normies have zero fucking integrity.
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>>24149076
Nice insult
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>Million Dollar Extreme
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Normie nerd humor.

>cake is a lie
>SPAAAAAAAAAACE
>10 points for Gryffindor!
>[Anything from Undertale]
>GooberGibble or whatever retarded gibberish is used now
>Mario abusing drugs
>arrow to the knee

This kind of humor is far more annoying than Facebook nonsense.
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>>24168801
>normies playing a 2D rpg
Normies hate undertale.
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>>24169112
No they don't, there's a guy at my work who's the textbook example of a Normie and his favorite game is Undertale.

Although I'm not one to talk I guess, I was planning on playing it until he spoiled it for me.
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>>24169205
Seriously man, normies don't play indie 2D rpgs. They play Fallout 4 and Skyrim or Candy Crush if they're women.
That normie at work is probably ostracized by other normies.
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>>24169254
Not at all. You have a very, very narrow view of what a Normie is.

Just a reminder that anybody who unironically calls themself a gamer is in fact a normie.
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>>24146327
Kitteh needs cuddlessss
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