> Be me
> Be 23 years old
> be autistic
> participate in /mischief/
> be shitposting, using frog memes
> I live with my parents
> father sees me shAitposting
> takes hold of me before I could get out of the website
> busted.jpg
> he sees my shitpost
> HFW
> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? THAT'S WHAT YOU DO INSTEAD OF COLLEGE, ANON?
> autism.exe kicks in
> dad its fun you should try it
> ohgodwhy.jpg
> holds me by my neck
> too weak to resist
> locks me in bathroom
> after a while, I get out
> my pc is gone
> wtf.jpg
> Father is sitting on my desk
> we need to talk, anon
> ohfuckohfuck
> I've browsed your favorite meme center, what ever the hell that is, anon.
> I liked the idea of Good Boy Point system
> Idontlikewherethisisgoing.gif
> You're gonna have to earn shit from now on, anon
> it's alright, I can fend for myself, I say
>can I get pc back?
> that'll be 10000 GBPs
> how much do I have, father?
> you have non anon
> I sigh, then ask: how can I earn them, father?
> Showering gets you 5.shaving, another 5. clean clothes? 5. going to college? 10000 - getting a GF? 5000
> if you want food you're gonna have to pay 5 good boy points
> fuckmylife.jpg
> if you're gonna use the internet, you either do it in front of me, anon or you pay 1 GBP for every 5 minutes you're browsing in private
> WAIT... Is my whole life guided by GBPs now?
> YES. now go to your room!
> Three months later
> hungry, but in better shape
> didn't even want to be in better shape, now I can't be real robot
> internet is shit when not in private
>decide to rebel
> go to shower, turn on water, not actually shower
> get GBPs anyway
> father suspects something cause I smell like shit
> tells me to shower in underpants next time, cause he wants to make sure using camera
> thatsbullshit.jpg
> he slaps me
> fuck my life
> another 3 months
> threaten to kill myself (can't actually do it, cause I don't have the balls)
> Cont. in comments
> father tells that if I want to kill myself I am gonna need a noose
>so what?
> that'll be 100 GBPs
Seariously, fuck my fucking life and everything about it.
>>24145389
this thread is actual comedy gold. u should send it to hollywood....is this all true op. i fuckin hope so
> father tells that if I want to kill myself I am gonna need a noose
>so what?
> that'll be 100 GBPs
> OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
> GO DOWNSTAIRS
> GO TO R9K
> MFW I used my last GBPs to post this
Seariously, fuck my fucking life and everything about it.
>>24145350
This can't be realyour dad is based as fuck
>>24145441
I don't believe you OP. It's too beautiful to be true.
If it is real, tell your dad he is a god among men.
Please show him this thread and my comment. Thanks.
Anon's Dad, please give your son a few extra daily GBP so he can update us with his life improvements under your just rule.
Are you 12 or something?
>tfw op's story wont ever happen to you
op will become a chad and a millionaire banker
help
>go running with oneitis
>later that day tell my friend that i went with her running and he promised not to tell that to anyone
>he told it to her and now she thinks im some sort of psycho
should i fuck him up tomorrow? i will propably drop out of highschool if i do
im furious
>>24145768
just tell her that u r taking meds for your mental illness
>>24145898
it might sound fucked up but im furious about this, i need a real way out of this
>>24145921
Are you the OP?, because if the story was true OP wouldn't have enough good boy points to keep on posting
>>24145950
>23
>highschool
im not op
>>24145350
Your dad is fucking autistic, stop listening to him, cut yourself from an angle that looks like someone else did it, call the police and tell them your dad is crazy and tried to kill you.
Be smug and say no more gbp as they take him to jail
Maybe if you start tipping your dad with GBP he'll act nicer to you
>>24146010
he should bribe him with gbp
>>24145350
If you're reading this. Please do something don't just suffer.
Prove you're a man and fend for yourself.
This way you are only suffering and a dancing monkey.
>>24145350
the everyday life of a neet ladies and gentlemen, remember this when you see those comfy neet threads.
>>24145768
She thinks you're a psycho because you told someone what you did that day? I don't follow.
Or did he mention that you asked him to keep it quiet and that's what has put her off?
All those newfags falling for that bs
>>24146061
it wasnt just "i heard you went running together"
it was more like "i heard you spend a lot of time together"
>>24145768
Do you mean you went running at the same time as the girl did, pacing behind her, and she never knew?
