I'm a pathetic and disgusting person who needs physical harm to befall him as punishment.
I'm running out of good ways to self harm. Do any robots indulge in it that isn't cutting? I'm not doing this for attention, so I personally prefer methods that don't scar. Although at this point I need it to hurt more and more I'm starting to care about it less.
>>24145052
Cut yourself some more, you're harming me by being so cringey.
The other day I made a thread on /adv/ asking for advice on how to turn my life around. Today was my first day of being smoke-free and I've already bought a new pack and smoked 3 cigarettes.
People like me are pathetic. I need to be beaten and bruised. I need to have my fingers broken and wrists slashed. Please end my life, God. Normalfags who come here to say we're pathetic are correct. A true robot is worthless. I deserve to die.
>>24145052
Twist your arms
>>24145082
I've never done it before. I'm hesitant to for the reasons stated.
>>24145120
I need more pain than that.
>>24145141
Someone is going to suggest electrical shock
But that can leave a scar of its own, by disturbing the electricity of your body. You even risk heart problems.
>>24145107
You should rather try to quit smoking by smoking less. Cold turkey is almost always guaranteed to fail. +
Cut down by one cigarette each day (or each week if that's to fast for you). Also a e-cigarette helps with that too.
Heres a great one that doesnt cause permenant damage, Grab an ice cube in each hand and squeeze them till they melt.
>>24145052
I bang my fingers on the radiator. good for quick safe dose of pain as the part behind the nails is quite sensitive
>>24145052
Browse /b/
That place will give you cancer.
>>24145203
I guess by that logic I'm doing well. It's 20:47 and I've smoked 3 versus my usual 10+... Still though, I got upset because I never follow through with my promises and once again proved myself I can't even trust my own promises. I am pathetic.
We had a thread yesterday about people who punch themselves in the face. It had few people in it, only problem is it can apparently damage your brain and make you demented much earlier. But nothing is perfect, right?
>>24145141
I'm the same as you, OP
My balls seem like an obvious answer but I really need those just in case my life changes
>>24145203
Yea i was smoking a pack a day for 4 years which isn't that long of a time but long enough now I've been on 2-3 a day for 2 weeks now, I can actually run, smell and taste food it's amazing.
>>24145334
I accidentally hit one when I was beating my cock with a cord once and it's noticeably tougher and less sensitive. Bad idea, you're right.
>>24145215
Are you sure this is safe?
>>24145391
As long as you take time to recover between icecubes you wont get frost bite. I do it all the time when I get angry.
Hey op, cheer up there little guy, okay? You're worth a whole lot to somebody and you will find happiness in this life, I promise you this.
But what I want you to do for me now is to just hang in there, do you think you can do that for me?
>>24145052
Pinch the underside of your arms between the shoulder and the elbow. That can be damn near unbearable depending on how hard you pinch, and will only leave little bruises at worst. It's a pretty sensitive area.
Pinch yourself a few times on the tip of your dick.
>>24145297
Well, on the opposite it's not easy to quit smoking. Just smoke less and less. If you want to take it a step further, only smoke when you absolutely must and then try to endure a little bit longer every time. After a while you'll be able to resist it more and more.
I still haven't stopped smoking completely but I do only smoke 2-3 cigarettes a day and I'm already happy with that since I came from 2 packs a day.
>>24145052
Try waterboarding yourself or something?
If it's good enough for the gubment!
>>24145052
Hang in there OP (:
>>24145417
I doubt I'll find happiness, and I'm not going to kill myself if that's what you're insinuating. Just bring harm to myself.
Shove big things up your ass.
>>24145489
Hang in there op!
>>24145497
I used to be an angry individual just like you, but it always gets better don't you know! Unless pain is like your fetish, then erm, good luck with your fetish dude.
You need to promise me still, anon!
>>24145526
And stream it so i can watch.
>>24145052
Bite down relatively hard on the nails of your index fingers for 30 seconds, then hook them around each other and pull the fingers apart while keeping the hooks of your fingers tense.
>>24145569If you don't promise me, I will unfriend you.
>>24145569
>it just won't fit
That's the plan bb. You make it fit.without lube
>>24145631
I'll hang in there, there.
>>24145667
Stop it anon, your waking my boner from its slumber
>>24145670
You must repeat
"I promise to not hurt myself for at least a month"
Okay??
>>24145717
I promise to not hurt myself for at least a month.
>>24145756I aren't on your friendslist, you blocked me, but now you can't go back on your word little guy
stay safe
>>24145052
Take super hot bath or shower. Also, use blunt objects to "cut" yourself, just apply lot of pressure. Or if you live in a cold area, just go outside non-covered.
I'm worried about you, man. It's been a while since we've last talked and it doesn't seem like things are getting any better for you.. I honestly did care for your well being and looked at you as a good friend of mine.
>>24145052
I'm not sure if you still whip yourself, but for me, the skin on my back started going really weird..
>>24145904
Thanks, I appreciate your concern, but please don't worry about me. Things probably won't change, at least for a while.
>>24145946
What did you do it with?
>>24145958
>What did you do it with?
Extension cord.
>>24145958
God damn it. I hope you feel better soon than later. You don't deserve this shit.
>>24145986
That's what I do, too. How hard did you do it and how often?
>>24145987
I do.
>>24146020
As hard as I could bare it.
Everyday or every other day.We've talked about this before.I just thought I'd mention that my skin went weird and leathery feeling, because it has been two weeks now and hasn't really improved.
>>24146120
>We've talked about this before.
Are you the anon I suspect you are?
>I just thought I'd mention that my skin went weird and leathery feeling, because it has been two weeks now and hasn't really improved.
I don't hurt myself that often, but if I did that probably wouldn't be enough to deter me.
>>24146155
>Are you the anon I suspect you are?
Probably.
>wouldn't be enough to deter me
It's not really, just keep an eye on wherever you've been doing it and change where you hit after you notice it.
>>24146234
>Probably.
The one who gets mistaken for me and makes those threads periodically? How have you been?
>It's not really, just keep an eye on wherever you've been doing it and change where you hit after you notice it.
Alright, I'll try diversifying where it lands. Thanks.
>>24146254
Yeah.
I've be alright I guess, I started feeling really good for a week or two and stopped, but then something happened and it started all over again and has gradually worked up to worse than what it was before. I also realised I'm just a gigantic attentionwhore too.
How have you been?
>>24146428
>I also realised I'm just a gigantic attentionwhore too.
Doesn't that make you hate yourself more?
>How have you been?
Worse. I'm on the verge of tears almost daily. I haven't hurt myself as much as I used to for fear of someone overhearing it or simply out of lack of energy. I finally started meds but they haven't helped yet.
>>24146520
>Doesn't that make you hate yourself more?
A lot more.
Sorry to hear that it has gotten that bad.
I assume if you've gotten meds that you've been going to therapy too? Has the the therapy itself helped even a tiny bit?
>>24146610
>Sorry to hear that it has gotten that bad.
You too.
>I assume if you've gotten meds that you've been going to therapy too? Has the the therapy itself helped even a tiny bit?
A bit, but not much. It's good to speak with a professional about how I feel, but definitely not a monumental help.
>>24145052
Cracking knuckles, though I'm starting to need more severe means.
Drink this OP.
Even a tiny bit will make you gag.
And you'll never want to eat meat after.
>>24145308
I tend to do my stomach. I wish I had someone to do it for me, though. I'm weak.
