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Think of your foreskin as if it where your eyelids, they both
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Think of your foreskin as if it where your eyelids, they both serve the purpose to keep your glans or eyes moist and prevent them from drying out.
Why on earth would someone cut off their foreskin?
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>>24144064
I love a dry dick desu
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Because bible says so.
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>>24144064
cut dicks look more appealing desu
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>>24144115
You love the feeling of being dominated? You let some strange man rob you of all your sensation and you sit there and take it?
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>>24144170
nuh-uh
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>>24144198
Yes, I'm really into bdsm.
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>>24144198
Cut dicks are objectively superior, at least appearance wise.
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>>24144064
This might be the most kek thing ive ever heard in my life
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>>24144198
Abrahamic religions all have a thing with mutilated penises.
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>>24144249
That's so gross.
>>24144290
>coping.jpg
>>24144312
Thanks desu!
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>>24144290
Because you've lived with one your whole life, you might think otherwise if you didn't
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>>24144064
>Why on earth would someone cut off their foreskin?
literally because
>everyone else does it

it's pretty laughable
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>>24144064
>Why on earth would someone cut off their foreskin
>implying anyone chooses to do it to themselves
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>>24144064

Religious dedication, pleasure reduction for sex.
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>>24144386
Are you dicking me anon? That's really sad.
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cutfags getting c u c k e d by goldstein since birth
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>>24144290
They're drier than a cracker with a scar. What the hell is wrong with you?
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>>24144543
Cut dicks are smaller on average too.
I'd rather be dead than a dicklet, you'll never please anyone.
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>>24144639
please share your dick
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>Completely disregarding the possibility of someone having a dick disease
>Posting anime pictures unironically
This fucking board man.
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>>24144658
>straight up implying I have a penis
what if i dont u shitlord
>>24144688
>implying the foreskin is the direct cause of all phallus related ailments
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>>24144064
Because eyeboogers are too hard to clean
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>>24145053
>pull back your foreskin in the shower
>clean yourself and feel really good at the same time
Are you a lazy-pants anon kun?
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>>24144543
I don't know what is wrong with me.

I just like the way they look better.
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>>24145093
I'm begging you, please show cock.
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>>24144064
I didn't do it, my parents did. Nothing to do about it but occationally get into foreskin restoration, then forgeting about it, then getting back into it. I'm sure I'll eventually have a makeshift one, but never a real one, and for that there is nothing I can do about it. I can only make sure my own kids never get circumcised. Less and less people are doing it.

>>24144688
talking about "dick disease" does not constitute a good argument.
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>>24145159
Are you a cool guy who perhaps has a steam account?
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>>24145213
No. Would you email me please?
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>>24144064
>Why on earth would someone cut off their foreskin?

Because the guy who invented cornflakes wanted to stop you from masturbating. Every generation that is mutilated in such a way has to prove to themselves that they weren't mutilated and so mutilates their own baby son in turn.
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>>24144290
>Cut dicks are objectively superior, at least appearance wise.

I'm European and therefore uncut - circumcised dicks look weird and often have a nasty looking scar. If it looked good we'd all get it done as adults, and yet nobody does . . . funny that.
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Im glad Im circumcised. Touching my junk feels good enough already, if it were any better thatd be all the more power vaginabeasts would hold over me. Bless my catholic parents.
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>>24145238
I don't wanna be rude anon, but that seems like too much work to just show someone my thingy.
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>>24145170
>I can only make sure my own kids never get circumcised

That's good, anon. Break the cycle - nobody wants a mutilated cock if they have a choice in the matter.
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>>24144064
the cosmetic jew
>a single male foreskin can be worth upwards of $100,000

http://thetyee.ca/News/2006/07/25/Circumcision/
http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/09/23/the-bizarrely-profitable-business-of-baby-foreskins/
http://www.drmomma.org/2009/10/foreskins-in-oprahs-facecream.html
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>>24145331
[email protected]

PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease
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>>24145331
Damn now I wanna see it ;_;
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There's a lot of trolls and shitposters, but seriously, being circumcised is a terrible feel. I'm angry and sad that me and millions of others were mutilated because of Old Testament bullshit. I just wish people weren't stupid lemmings, and that the world wasn't so sick.

Anyway, I hear tissue regeneration is right around the corner, we may be able to fix these bad feels brehs.
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I don't like circumsicion, but this comparison is fucking retarded. There's a pretty big difference between the head of a penis and the eye.
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>>24144198
What fucken newborn child is going to stand up and say "don't cut my dick" you dumb fucking faggot
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They're kikes.
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>>24144064
I wouldn't be surprised if it was to stop boys from fapping so they could grow up to be pure christian jesus lovers
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>>24146331
It was, it didn't work very well though since cutfags can still wank.
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>>24144064
because phymosis 2bh
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>>24144064
but lidless eyes look neater and don't need to be cleaned once a week
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>american goym are figuring out our plot to keep 'em keked
>shut it down!!
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Life would have been better with foreskin.
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>>24145672
You can't grow the nerves back
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>>24144064
To become blind.
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Uncut master race reporting in.

it's still only 5" though ;___;
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>>24146837
>>24146692
stop posting that smug wojak
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>>24146812
yes you can
http://www.wired.com/2009/11/penis-engineering/
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