Let the normies destroy themselves I guess?
>>24144023
No one and I mean absolutely no one dresses like that anymore. He isn't a normie, he's an outcast wannabe normie dressing like that.
>>24144023
I really like this idea.
>>24144069
Fuck you that guy is just looking for someone who knows the real thug life and won't wimp out from a fight like a real Nigga
is this real or?
>rating system
fucking kek
Could I just go around and record these fights?
>>24144023
is this a real thing? don't spoil this for me. i NEED IT TO BE REAL.
>>24144069
i bet you're european. this guy is from harlem NYC. have you ever seen what a person from NYC looks like?
>>24144137
It's a Beta
No pun intended but yes its real, currently in beta but its real
>>24144155
bro your post is starting to piss me off. wanna fight?
>>24144189
Hell yeah, Nigger. Put em up.
I wanna beat the living shit out of half you losers on this bored you all piss me off fight me I bet you won't cause your all pussys and say no thanks I don't care.
>>24144189
Fuck you little bitch I'll kick your ass lets fucking fight you bitch ass pussy
>>24144177
I take it you haven't been to Harlem in thirty years, huh?
>>24144234
fuck you meet me behind the green grocers on sixth dork.
>>24144023
This app is hilarious and when it goes public I will be investing every penny I have into it
That being said, anyone that uses this app is not a normie
someone should make a profile with them holding a cat and reading a bible.
>inb4 this app gets taken down due to a murder
I'll fight you only if the loser gets a blowjob from the winner
>>24144153
WORLD STAR
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>>24144287
Beta comes out at 5 PM, get it while its hot
>>24144177
Even Harlem dudes don't dress like that. This is shit you'd wear in 2006 or something. No one wears those long ass tees anymore.
>>24144023
>that cell phone
I bet you can't even get rumblr bro
>>24144023
>Schedule fight
>Bring a gun/weapon
>Ends up fucking them up
There is no way to actually sanction these fights, nothing is preventing someone from bringing a weapon and killing you/mugging/raping, etc.
Also another thing that could happen
>Schedule fight
>Don't show up
I mean really I could see this going sour in so many ways, the fact that they even allowed this app to be approved was retarded.
SOCIAL DARWINISM BOYSSS
WE NEED A FIGHTING CHATROOM FOR /R9K/
>>24144306
Nah man that's fucking gay
>>24144023
What the fugg
>>24144283
Bet pussy you won't show up because you'll miss your daily dose of tendies.
>>24144351
and yet nigger still wear their pants around their ankles...
>>24144379
It has the option to pussy out
If you pussy out irl well....
>>24144379
Well anon anybody could use any communication device to schedule a fight and then show up and murder somebody else
it doesn't just have to be rumblr
>>24144379
A gentleman's agreement my good sir
>Implying this won't result in more people becoming bros and friends irl as opposed to real fights
>find picture of person you really hate
>find out their plans
>schedule a rumblr fight that day
>some degenerate hillbilly shows up and beats their ass for no reason
passive aggression
>>24144023
This is like a World Star / Liveleak revolving door or generator system, holy shit. Bring on the normie extinction.
Notice how it feeds into the normie's low-IQ subconscious by using a red color scheme, perpetuating rage and increasing testosterone levels.
Literal brainwashing and I support it.
>>24144522
*normies'
the site almost gave me autism
>>24144434
but rumblr facilitates and encourages it
>>24144522
The color red makes people mad?
>>24144582
mad and hungry, yes. There are a quite few peer reviewed articles on it. Can't link right now though because I'm mobile and in class
>>24144421
But even they don't wear baggy jeans and big ass t shirts.
It's all about the straight legged jeans, cargo shorts, or skinny jeans. And fitted t-shirts with twitter tier memes on them and nikes and adidas.
Snapbacks also. No one rocks fitteds anymore nigga.
>>24144609
But red on women makes them more attractive
>>24144453
>Niggers
>Gentleman
Pick one
>>24144609
That's interesting
>hungry
is that why so many fast food restaurants are painted red?
>>24144659
>picking a fight with niggers
>not expecting to get jumped on by 20 chimpanzees
m8, you can choose your fights
If this app is real why can't I find it on google m8
>>24144522
Anyone that would actually use this app the set up a fight is not a normie.
>>24144747
It's still in development apparently a beta is supposed to be released soon.
hmm, this looks familiar, I think it was just some project someone made for their portfolio.
Despite the disgustingly sick bass drops, subject appears to be completely still. However, closer inspection will reveal subject to be vibrating intensely at very high frequency.
I call it spastic music, because when you hear it, you start moving like a spastic and making spastic faces.
>>24144659
>tfw 10th degree blackbelt
>tfw rumblr is gonna be cool
DUDE THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE AWESOME
>>24144697
>Afro Samurai
>Not being able to beat multiple enemies
You gotta be able to win bro
>>24144210
>>24144254
Okay you fucking little shits, he was asking me, not you. I'll fight all three. Where do you fucking live I'll catch the next boat, train or plain, kick down each of your doors respectively and rape you.
I'd use this and I'm about as far from a normie as you can get.
>>24144023
Are you sure this isn't just a secret gay dating app?
Maybe it's just a BDSM thing where the loser gets raped
>>24144765
The point is, if you use this app, you deserve what'd coming. It's natural selection.
>>24144816
can i play 2
>>24144848
its not rape if he is knocked out
>>24144649
refer to my original comment >>24144522
>increasing testosterone levels
>>24144816
I'm not those guys but fuck you and your mom pussy I'll beat the shit out all three of you meet me behind the speedway on sixth at 10pm.
>>24144816
I'll kick your ass faggot just watch I'll show you what I can do
I'll take you and the other two on and use my superior ninja fighting skills to undo all of you in a swift fashion
>>24144689
yes, mcdonald's is famous for it. but look at other food-related things: food channel, KFC, etc.
I'd get my shit pushed in trying something like this, but there is something strangely appealing about the idea of fucking going ape on a dude
>>24144899
>6th
>Not 7th
Whats wrong loser too much of a wimp for the extra stage
>>24144911
>how is he so powerful. He couldn't be... could he!?!
>I must use all my power for this fight. It's is the only way I will survive.
>>24144857
add me on rumblr - rarepepe69
>>24144899
you fucking cock juggler I've had 3 years of UFC martial fight training and I will not hesitate to karate chop and judo throw your cute ass onto my dick as I stroke your cum stain hair and lick your neck while you whisper
>world star
Who /rumblr/ beta key here
>>24144952
>I'm gonna have to use that
>>24144899
>>24144911
>>24144857
I'm gonna have you guys sucking each others balls within 30 minuets of me leaving the gym.
>>24144306
Why do fags try to ruin everything
WURLSTAH WURLSTAH
>>24144985
YOu need a beta key What the fuck!?
How are the top fighters going to get access if they don't have a key
>>24144948
>>24144984
Your both to pussy to do shit my ju jitsu takes the cake with your skeleton looking ass bodies I bet.
>>24145026
yeah skeleton of a fucking GOD
>>24145033
I can literally taste your fear. I'm already a 5-star rumblr fighter. You stand no chance against me, my son.
>>24144993
>Implying I won't beat have you sucking theirs you prancing lala homo man
Meanwhile I'll be sticking my dick inside your GF's pussy
>tfw I could never live up to this irl
>>24145026
>tfw i wanted to post the gorilla warfare meme but the robot blocks it.
>>24145050
I'm not the guy your talking but fuck your son as I said fuck your gay ufc boxing my jiu jitsu takes the cake with your ass too.
>I had a great fight last night. :)
>Me too! ;)
>You ever wanna do it again, faggot? :P
>hehe. sure.
>Ok. :3
Something tells me Chad doesn't like fighting and being an ass and just likes....getting laid...
>>24145072
Fucking Hivemind I tried it too
>tfw rated as "supreme gentleman" on rumblr
>tfw always give em the ol' 1-2 punch
>>24145050
yeah but what prestige. first time rank 5's are only lieutenants. I'm a 10th prestige rank 6. Master Chief.
>>24145072
Too retarded to change a single character?
>>24145266
>Rank 6
I'm an admin Rank 7
>>24145279
It's not that simple
Changing multiple words and making it similar will allow it to possibly bypass the robot
>>24144023
I absolutely assure you this will not be used to bait people into getting mugged. What could possibly go wrong?
>>24145348
Just imagine Cops listening to these stories or news stories
It'll be like 4chan incidents when they come to this site to find a bunch of people talking about anime
Good Morning America....
BREAKING: Notorious internet celebrity "Eggman" was found brutally beaten and mangled after using an app called "Rumblr". Sources say his egg shaped head took most of the damage, leaving his heart still intact. Fortunately, he is still alive in a vegetative state. Doctors say he came really close to death, but they pulled him out.
>>24144518
I like this idea sempai
>>24145084
Ohhhh yes this pls
I'll fight you sooooo hard anon ;3 I'll beat you so rough ull be walking funny :)))))))
>>24145451
This is the worst shitpost I've seen in days
>>24145398
what happened to eggman anyway after the shooting?
>Impersonate a women and set up a date on tinder
>Impersonate your match and set up a fight on Rumblr
This app will be hilarious
>>24145508
He died. Rip egg
>>24144373
Maybe he took that image 10 years ago and now he's huge. He just want to look like a weak faggot to trick people into fighting him and then he'll destroy them.
>>24145398
>but they pulled him out
It's all he ever wanted
>>24144518
>do this
>victim calls cops after being assaulted
>hillbilly tells them about the app and your chat with them
>you go to jail
>Arrange fight
>Tip off police of a suspicious looking guy at location eyeing up the cars/houses
>>24145825
MISCHIEF AS FUCK DESU SENPAI
If the time and location of the fight become visible to nearby users what's to stop the cops just maintaining a profile to see where and when fights are taking place and bust those involved.
>>24145809
>Kill hillbilly as he gets into truck.
>Drive truck into ocean.
>They never find him when the cops look for him
>run to mexico
I guess it would be easier to commit the murder yourself.
>>24145348
What would be the point of that? It'd be easier to mug random people than use a phone that can be tracked to arrange a meeting.
>>24145291
I'm the fucking CREATOR of rumblr
If dare you challenge me, you do not fight me.
You fight with the notion of power itself
>>24145869
This
Bet the cops will just be watching this while loling their asses off
>>24144379
>Schedule fight
>Don't show up
You're gonna get a bad rating bro
>Schedule fight with huge nigger
>Get ass kicked
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
Is this app going to get full of Fight Clubs?
>>24148784
It was a marketing stunt
>>24145618
This is fucking hilarious man
Holy shit
>>24144023
so they actually started fight club
I had an acquaintance who kept a knife on him so he could start fights and if it starts to go south pull the blade and maim them for the instant win. This will happen here.
Also gangs of niggers now have an easier way to polar bear hunt and act arrogant online. Yaaaaay.
It's fake
WURL STAHHH
>>24149061
>>24149733
So it was literally IT'S JUST A PRAAAANK BRO
>>24149884
Was it all really fake?
how i wish this was reall LOL!
>http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/rumblr-tinder-fighting-app-launch-beta-nov-9-article-1.2427623
>it's real
absolutely incredible, I'm fucking going to one of these I don't even care
>>24149444
Dude at my high school fought someone and was losing, so he stabbed him in the eye. Caused an enormous shitstorm.
>tfw it was a hoax the entire time
What the fuck, that is plain disgusting
I had my hopes up for nothing
This is disgusting
i liked this more when i could do it on the phone:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
