>tfw no founding father bf
>>24143817
>ywn rub benjamin franklin's cuddly chubby tummy
jdimsa
We all know that the worst country is murica
>>24143860
You would say that turk.
>>24144226
It is this easy to trigger autists
>>24144248
>implying replying = triggered
>>24144326
So fucking butthurt, my sides
stay mad
>>24144356
AYY YO
HEARD YOU PLAYING THE VIDEOGAMES, CUZ. HOWS IT GOING?
>>24143817
>tfw no ff skelly bf
>>24143817
Thanks, Doc, for founding this clinic.
>>24143817
I love my country
American feels are the best feels
>>24147826
amen man
>>24147826
get back here and suck on the queen's roastie, you traitorous dog!
>>24148002
Oops I dropped your tea :^)
>>24148049
you'll be drowned in the harbor where you so dare to soil our tea.
>>24147826
>being so brainwashed and plebian that you think having feelings based on your country isn't utterly retarded.
Ameripoors will cling to the stupidest things without the faintest sense of havng thought about them at all
>>24148096
>he doesn't even have free speech
>>24148142
>he thinks he does while he lives in a military-industrial prison complex!
>he believes he has freedom!
Ameripoors are this delusional!
>>24148218
It must make you so buttmad being from a shit country that no one cares about.
>>24143817
> tfw they're all out playing with their kites all night
How do you compete with this?
>>24147826
I'm thoroughly convinced that foreigners will never experience comfy like suburban american comfy. There's a magic to it that you can't get anywhere else.
>>24148096
>getting this tooshtussled over an obvious shitpost
>>24148218
>Ameripoors are this delusional!
Not all of us. Some are quite aware of it. Some are building up their caches of guns and bombs and flags and fuel and glory. When the day comes the revolution will be glorious.
>>24148378
Only between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
>>24148700
What is the significance of the cities?
Guys this is a tfwnobf thread and not history
>>24148378
>Be britfag
>Will never grow up in 90's american suburbs
>Will never shoot hoops with brad in the basketball hoop mounted above my garage
>Will never pull malcolm in the middle style pranks with my brothers
Why even live
>>24148810
FEMA HQ for that region. Supposedly. I got the image from this site and haven't vetted it.
>>24147826
Thank you based fathers.
>Mfw the wobbly doddly brits got blown the fuck out by a bunch of farmers.
>Mfw America got it right in 200 years, and Europe couldn't get it right in over 2,000 years.
>>24148700
>implying you can do shit against the greatest military in the world with only guns and bombs
tip top kek
>>24148890
okay, just curious cause I live in one.
>Tfw no balance of power
>Tfw parliament goes unchecked
>Tfw no protection from tyrannical king
How is the dreary ol' United Memedom nowadays boys?
>>24148949
>implying half the military wont turn against their fascist leaders
Do you even revolution, bro? I'm guessing not. Probably Britfag or some other subservient nationality. Don't you have some boots to lick, slave?
>>24149083
>half of military will turn against their fascist leader
ebin fan fic bro. Even half of the military is more than enough and you've clearly never served.
but hit me up when u upload that fan fic tho lmao
>>24148238
>he actually thinks people care about his country!
Seriously - what are they telling you there that makes you this utterly stupid? I'd genuinely like to know where you get this information from and why you don't question it?
>>24148378
>he thinks other countries don't have suburbia
>implying suburbia isn't completely shit unless you're a pleb
>>24148912
>he thinks the farmers weren't British or Euro to begin with
>he's still clinging on to hundreds of years ago because it's the only good thing his country ever did
>he pretends they haven't fucked over every good thing since then
Ameripoors are like being 23 and still believing in Santa
>>24149083
>ameripoors think they're not the worst examples of slavery there are.
>>24149196
Guessing you are an hurrah hurrah MUHRREEEEN!! You don't know dick about history. Don't know how revolutions turn out. How did that Afghanistan and Iraq turn out for you? Bet your ass there's way more potassium chlorate and powdered sucrose in the homeland, boyo. If a bunch of hajis can make Humvees do backflips, you don't stand a chance over here.
>>24149270
>Ameripoors are like being 23 and still believing in Santa
except in this example Santa's real.
>>24148763
I live in an area that's this weird type of suburbia only really present in the midwest, it's on the edge of city and rural areas, so like you cross the road and you're close to civilization but I can also walk through the woods and cornfields near my house, it's pretty nice here year round but I agree that autumn and winter are maximum comfy seasons.
>>24148886
we also played cops and robbers around the neighborhood and went "hunting" in the woods with bb guns. We never killed anything, I think we were all too afraid to, we usually just shot near a bird or a squirrel or something.
>>24149325
And what country are you from? I'm assuming nogunz. Somehow thinks he isn't more of a slave than us.
>>24149337
>don't know dick about history
>only needed 192k troops to subjugated two countries that have combined totals of 60 mill in population
: ) have fun shooting at the range kiddo
>>24148890
>always see FEMA employees at the starbucks I frequent
>don't know where the FEMA facility actually is
these guys are pretty super secret I guess
>>24149395
what city frog anon?
>>24149270
>he thinks other countries don't have suburbia
not like american ones
>implying suburbia isn't completely shit unless you're a pleb
Plebs are usually the ones who complain about how awful it is
>>24149351
>being this open about how brainwashed and unthinking your country truly is!
Oh dear, thanks for the laugh at your expense, Ameripoor.
>>24149371
>he thinks owning guns doesn't make him a slave!
>he thinks none of us can own guns if we want to
Ameripoors 100% confirmed for utterly delusional and completely incapable of actually thinking.
>>24149422
I don't like suburbia tbqh family
gimme the city or rural but not suburbs
>>24149481
>still hasn't said what country he's from
scared to admit it anon?
>>24149422
>he thinks other countries don't have suburbs full of mediocre, cookie cutter cheap housing with shopping malls and a general sense of complete and utter mediocrity
>he thinks people with taste like living in the suburbs
I love how suburbanites are always completely unaware of how shit it is.
>>24149390
>can't even fuck with the Hemland province
>couldn't drive the Taliban out of the south
>never studied American Revolution
We tarred and feathered back in those days. Now with the internet we will all know who the traitors are. We will know where your families are. You people will be wiped from the face of the Earth for betraying your own country. Might be safe on your ship launching tomahawk missiles at true patriots, but when you parents step out their door they're gonna lose their legs to a tripwire pipebomb. Your children will be ripped away from their nogunz teachers and held hostage until the traitors are lynched. Then we lynch you kids. You can't win over here. Even if true patriots are outnumbered by ignorant hordes of the new politically correct transvestite federal military.
>>24149588
>comparing American Revolution where Brits just walked in formations while Americans utilized guerilla tactics to MODERN warfare
>implying modern military still utilizes formation
>implying it wouldn't be a covert operative to take down the centralized leadership
>implying there would be a revolution at all
laughing out loud desu senpai KEKeronisssssss
>>24149524
>implying it matters because you're so insular and pathetic and unaware of the rest of the world I could come from Mars.
>scared to question why we all laugh at you so much, anon?
>>24149588
breddy euphoric m8
>>24149662
>still not saying
>>24149696
>still thinking it matters
Why you just pretend I'm British like you Ameripoors usually do when you're getting BTFO and want to use WW2, Muslims, and your default noguns as your reason for not being the shittest country on the planet?
>>24149650
Ignorant MUHREEN confirmed. Always nice to be reminded that the bullet sponges' really are this retarded. Nothing of value was lost in those wars.
>>24149802
>being this bitter
It's okay we can't all be American, you'll just have to live with it.
