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Who /enjoysmasturbatingincondoms/ here?
It feels good and you don't have to worry about cleaning anything, beside the condom itself is such a lewd thing it turn me on just to smell the rubber
Plus the lube on the foreskin feels so good and rolling it on your dick is fun
>foreskin
>>24143298
What's it like having no sensation in your cock?
>>24143191
> the condom itself is such a lewd thing it turn me on
fuck, glad I'm not the only one
It's a fantasy and dream of mine to save up a lot of cum and fill up a condom like a water balloon
>>24143191
Tried a few times, it was interesting but It's better without it.
>>24143298
Oh boy, here we go again
>>24143334
>What's it like having some sensation in your cock?
>>24143191
never because I'm too self-aware to buy condoms
what would the cashier think??
What condoms do you use, m80s?
Pic related is my choice, they're the only ones I can find, Durex and Lifestyle doesn't seem to have bigger ones in stores here.
>>24143429
>implying I have sex
>>24143191
>condoms
>not fapping using a pocket pussy or some other penetrable sex toy
seriously if you're an american a tenga deep throat cup is < $10 not including shipping and feels incredible.
>>24143460
>implying this isn't a thread about jacking off in condoms
Weird. I cannot stand the feeling of a condom.
>>24143426
"this person is sexually active."
literally have never used a condom on a girl in my life, only have ever maturate into one. condoms suck both ways.
>>24143191
It's only fun when you're 13 and practicing with your friend.
>>24143426
There should be automated distributors outside pharmacies.
Otherwise buy online, from either amazon or sexy shops.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE BUY CONDOMS WITHOUT SPERGING ALL OVER THE PLACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why not cum in a tissue or a piece of toilet paper and flush it down the toilet?
>>24143480
>buying condoms just to jack off in
>>24143343
> you will never amaze a girl with your copious ejaculation
>>24143540
>tfw taking turns fapping with it and not washing it out
>tfw using his cum as lube
>>24143549
I was on med the first time, I spent time looking around the mall pharmacy and then got it to go quickly
The funny thing is that later I was looking at the book section and after leaving an employee looked in my backpack (where I stored beer and condoms)
I was 18 at the time and was at the mall with my parents to get an haircut
I think that the reason I was so bold is that I planned to kill myself within a week or two desu
I've been married for 3.5 years and haven't used a condom in over 4 years. When she finally decided to go on the pill, we had a bunch of leftover condoms, so I used them all for masturbation. It's pretty nice, but I wouldn't waste money on new condoms just to jerk off in them. Condoms are way overpriced, especially considering I used to get them for free when I was in college.
>>24143426
ugh the one time I did the cashier made jokes about "my lucky night" so now I just use the internet or sneak them from pub bathrooms.
>>24143471
>10 money units for a single fap
>maybe 2
I've come to this thread to spread the joy of the onahole.
I was once like you, stammering in front of CVS employees as I reached for my money to buy disposable one use piece of latex. But I reached eden, I stole fire from the gods and am here to share it with you surface dwellers.
Behold, this is the closest you can get (I think ;_;) to the real deal feeling of facefucking your 2D wife, only better!
It feels so good that sometimes my wrist and hand just short circuit and stop moving when I cum, and I end up convulsing and rolling my eyes into the back of my head. This is too good, nothing on earth should feel this sublime, no creature could ever match this warmth, this moist embrace.
And it only cost me 35 dollarydoos. That's a little over 2-3 boxes of overpriced latex condoms for something that lasts a year with proper maintenance.
And there are CHEAPER ones that offer experiences just as good, maybe better depending on where you go for, with designs and internal strokers that meet every fetish and desire you could have.
Join the onahole master race /r9k/, and make sure to get the little girls sticky drool lube for the added experience
>>24143638
> "ohh looks like someone's getting lucky tonight *smirk*"
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLSAHDLAHDLJSKADLSA
>>24143628
>married
Having sex and a wife is one thing, but this is beyond the pale.
>cashier
>ask normies for ID when they try to buy condoms or lube
>they get freaked out but go through with it as to not draw attention
>>24143613
>I think that the reason I was so bold is that I planned to kill myself within a week or two
Did you do it?
>>24143872
No
Sometime I'm glad I didn't
>>24143722
What kind of shithole doesn't let you buy condoms unless you're 18?
>>24143934
its good that you didnt
>>24144044
Well otherwise we wouldn't have such an interesting discussion right?
>>24143680
Those mouth things are creepy as fuck, i have an onahole too but i got a super tight loli version instead, i can barely fit the tip into this thing but that's part of the appeal isn't it?
I had to pay a little cousin to receive the damned thing (my landlord doesn't let us), she wouldn't open the box and would keep it hidden until i came to pick it up, i doubt she'll understand what it is anyway and she spends most of the day alone so no nosy people.
>>24143191
I don't like it. It might be just because my dick is too small but I've found they tend to just ruck up and slide off. I've only ever got them free so I guess I would buy the right size if I felt the need to actually use one.
>>24143191
I did once.
I bought a box of condoms back in high school because I figured I'd need them when having sex with my oneitis. Tried one on and jerked myself off.
Nothing ever happened and I still have the long expired box with eleven left, that I've never thrown out.
>>24143581
> never everoriginar
>>24143191
i thought i was the only one who did this
>>24143471
tengas are awful, i had one and ya it felt good but its a one time use. Just get a vulcan male masturbator. They're pretty cheep but lubes are expensive if you fap a lot cause i can fi nish a whole bottle in 1 week
>>24143191
I've wanted to try this for a while now, just to beta to actually go by condoms.
I also want to try a Tenga egg
>>24143298
>being a cutlet
>>24145702
buy them online?
>>24145757
I don't want them on any account with my name on it
went out and bought condoms AND lube. put them on the counter and no care was given.
>>24143191
>>24143343
>>24143429
>>24145512
Your welcome http://m.gayboystube.com/videos/boy-fills-up-condom-339056.html
Im 22 and I never even tried to put one on me.
>>24146050
>video can't be played because file is corrupt
NEW VERSION NOOOOOOOW
>>24146112
It works for me anon, try did browser its sooooooo hot
>>24143298
At leat you got a free blowjob from a rabbi
>>24146210
I'm a Christian American. I was circumcised by a doctor in a hospital.
>>24146050
god damn what a fucking retard
why the shit did he pour it all over himself like a moron instead of displaying how much was stored
you can't even tell if that's air or cum because of how much he's moving it around
2/10 see me after class
girls milking every last drop out of a used condom to swallow is my fetish
>>24146244
is that what they told you?
you were molested family
>>24146424
Just fap homo
