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I've just fucked prostitute and she didn't have any
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I've just fucked prostitute and she didn't have any sign of a roastie. In fact, her pussy felt incredibly tight; all be it that I have no frame of reference. I asked her how many guys she sees a day and she said usually about 5. She is 26 years old and said she started escorting when she was 19.

So if she has being seeing on average 5 guys a day 5 days a week (she doesn't work weekends) for the last 7 years, that would mean she takes somewhere in the range of 1,300 dicks a year and has taken 9,100 dicks since she started escorting. Obviously all these dicks aren't unique due to repeat customers etc, but that isn't relevant.

Now let's say the average dick length is 5.5 inches hard and the average number of thrusts per session is 50. This would mean that per session she takes around 275 inches of dick. So since she started escorting, she has taken approximately 2,502,500 inches of dick; which is around 39.5 miles. You could argue that this number should be doubled as this figure doesn't account for the fact that the penis also comes out as well as going in; so in this case the figure is more like 79 miles. This figure also does not account for the dicks she has taken outside of work and before she came an escort; so I am being generous here.

My question to you, /r9k/, is how the FUCK can a woman who has taken somewhere in the realm of 79 miles of dick in her lifetime, not have a roastie? Is it really down to genetics after all?
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>>24142504
Yes its genetic. You don't actually believe the tales of virgins do you?
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>>24142504
>79 miles of dick
sign me up senpai
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>>24142504

She is a pro so she might have had the reverse roast surgery
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>>24142504
Jesus Christ OP, how could you fuck something that's had at least 79 miles of dick in it ? Do you know what 79 miles looks like ? Look at this picture and let it sink in
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>>24142533

Trusting a board of virgins about how a vagina works isn't cool, senpai
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>>24142721
What can I say, beggars can't be choosers
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>>24142504
I doubt a majority of those thrusts spanned the whole 5.5". If so, that is some serious control
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>>24142533
>>24142504
>>24142869
You- you actually fell for the 'roastie' meme? You do know it's just a big joke, right?
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>>24142988
I did actually
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>>24142504
>he actually thinks vaginas loosen
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>>24142920
Good point. You need to redo your calculations OP.

Also this thread is autistic as fuck
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