Welcome to /r9k/. How autistic are ya?
>>24142385
I actively act out movies in my head, and imagine myself as the main character. I'm 21 and actively make a lot of the sound effects that are in my head.
I also repeat things i hear under my breath, and have to push and pull every door i come in contact with
>>24142427
I do this
>>24142427
I do the movie thing too all the time family
I get social anxiety even while I'm alone
>>24142427
We are the same
>>24142450
>>24142454
Wait, am i not the only one to do this? I thought it was normal as a kid, but i've carried it into adulthood
I have 13k pictures of random asian girls and 400GB of JAV on my computer but I don't even like asians, I just like downloading stuff
>>24142493
OP here and I do that too. Fuck.
I watched the first three seasons of sailor moon because I noticed a qt I like wearing a sailor moon necklace and when I mentioned it to her she said her 12 year old sister gave her that necklace and she doesn't even know what it is
>>24142385
I get social anxiety even around my mom, and I am left speechless around girls I find attractive.
>>24142548
Kek. We should make the most r9k movie of all time.
I've been living an alternate life in my head where I am beloved, rich and famous and married to a QT who drives everyone wild. I live in a huge countryside house and tour as a recording artist. I've had 3 no.1 hits and my latest album (2013) sold 7 million worldwide.
I'm on hiatus at the moment and setting up my own niche record label. I've gathered a huge following due to blurring the lines between a niche market and mainstream celebrity appeal, gaining respect and admiration as a young adult whereas Justin Bieber and the like struggle to be taken seriously at a young age.
>>24142611
>guy wakes up at 4pm
>accidentally spills his piss bottle because he was too lazy to put the cap on
>puts on his best pair of walmart jeans and new balance shoes
>walks an hour to Subway
>goes for an order
>"welcome to Subway, what do you want"
>"y-you too"
>"I'm sorry I didn't hear you"
>walk out of Subway
>go to Walmart and buy frozen tendies
>walk home
The end
I'm so autistic that I, uhh, umm, you know...
>>24142540
I wish that I could get your pc for a while. I love Asian porn.
>>24142659
Thank you for the laugh anon. Topkek.
>>24142663
I could imagine some artsy movie expanding on the everyday suffering of a robot, eventually leading to a completely isolated life in front of his computer. Could definitely see it
>>24142659
That's pretty great, I don't know why my brain won't cut me a break and let me slip into a fantasy reality, I've been trying to do it for years.
>>24142706
W-whats so funny?
>>24142687
It's all neatly organized too, one of my hobbies is organizing my files
>>24142663
That soul crushing feel when that almost exactly describes my day today.
>>24142714
It just reminded me of myself and the movies I create in my mind.
I also sometimes pretend I'm on the voice auditioning and see how many chairs I can get to turn around.
>>24142482
Yeah. I constantly imagine what other people would think about what I'm doing and get really really autismal
I watch anime all the time and insert my oc character into the story. As the show progresses I always imagine what my oc would do in all the scenarios the actual characters are in. After the end of the show i usually keep thinking about my headcanon show for a few weeks after. I've been doing this ever since I was a kid.
I watch MLP and collect plushies. Enough said.
I'm so autistic I made a post, without any blox.
I walk through my apartment, butt naked, and scream at the top of my lungs. I just scream and make pig squal noises and I think about times people were mean to me and I was too beta to say anything back, and I scream obscenities at "them" and punch the walls and smash shit. Even though I only do it in the middle of the day, and don't violate any noise laws or anything, I've had the cops called on me so many times that I have a sign on my door telling them to fuck off without a warrant and I'm not going to talk to them.
>>24142659
I found this hilarious but only because I do shit so simaler
>>24142719
That's even better. I envy you, anon.
>>24142776
Every fanfiction author ever?
>>24142829
It'd probably be funny to watch. But why, though??
I'm not autistic but I do a lot of the shit that's mentioned in this thread.
Maybe I need to reconsider my autism level.
>>24142385
[mumble mumble mumble]
I run a skype chat group
>>24142385
I got social phobia and I'm paranoid even when I am home alone
I create perfect and developed /WebOfLies/ tracing years into the past
I am hhkv, I don't remember last time I spoke to a girl
I spend 8-10h on r9k daily
I can't sleep unless I fap
I never had even one friend
I was math genious as a kid (won shit tone of contests)
I limit social interactions to minimum (sometimes don't leave home for weeks)
I act out conversations in my head and will often repeat the same sentence or word ten or twenty times until I get the intonation and pronunciation right. I will spend an hour on a conversation which could have taken place in less than 2 or 3 minutes.
I do this in English even though it's not my first language.
>>24142385
I have autisms on my autisms, that even my eyes have autisms
>>24142385
I watch anime.
Hard mode:I listen to JP sound files and pretend that cute japanese girls care about me, and am majoring in Japanese at college
I'm so autistic this is my homepage
>>24144593
I'm speechless tbqh.
>>24142385
I ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL
WITH LOTS OF MILK
>>24143016
This
I can't find enjoyment in tv or movies or any other kind of story
I play the same few games over and over again
>>24142591
but did you like the show?
>>24142829
There is actually a limit to how loud you can be and the nature of your loudness (music is more tolerable than blood curdling screams) so no, what you are doing is not legal.
Thanks for the keks though
>>24142385
Literally just got diagnosed on friday!
Finally I know for sure that I have a place I can fit in.
