>tfw a girl touches you
>tfw randori with a qt
>>24142067
I usually instinctively flinch and tense up when touched. Typically drives them away so i dont have to deal with their touchy bullshit
>>24142067
>things that never happened with me
YOU HAD TO RUIN MY DAY, DIDNT YOU?
>>24142067
not even in my best dreams
>>24142067
>mfw i touch a guy
>>24142277
>>24142132
>>24142327
i cannot even comprehend how this happens. what is wrong with you people?
>>24142067
>girls aren't repulsed enough to avoid touching you
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALSHIT
>>24142353
there's a good girl
>>24142495
Just be ugly, poor and introvert. Thats all it takes
>>24142599
there are ugly poor introverted girls
>>24142605
Except they get guys. Ugly poor introverted guys get nothing.
>>24142605
and they can get better dicking
>>24142067
>filename
I can't stop laughing
>>24142067
>filename
This is why I have trust issues with the opposite sex
>>24142067
>flinch
>>24142067
ITT: Things that will never happen to you
>>24142067
>nevermore
Subtle homosexual propaganda fodder, hidden and reported.
>>24142811
/thread
Fuck this original content rule
>>24142067
>tfw never
>>24142067
Hahaha fucking filename kek
>>24142067
i dont know that feel to be quite honest with you family
I hate when people touch me. This includes my gf and other women.
>>24142605
average and above average guys will date them even if they are that, but girls would never date someone ugly, poor and introverted
>>24142067
>be ready to wake up from the dream in about five seconds
>EVERY FUCKING TIME
I don't know what feel OP
>>24142873
this
if this has happened to you, you're a normie
>Tfw you're sitting at a computer
>Qt who seldom talks to you walks up and wants to see something really quick
>She puts her hand on to of your hand and moves the mouse
>"get away from me anon"
>>24144296
>I will never know what it feels like for a girl to hold my hand
>when a girl accidentally touches you and you flinch away dramatically
>>24142067
I know that magic feel.
>>24142067
>tfw when touchy feely coworker always touching your back muscles and hands
>tfw you have girlfriend so it's kind of inappropriate
>tfw you won't tell anyone
>because "lol u gay?"
>because "I'm breaking up with you because you flirt with her"
>tfw
My hand touched a fem co-worker's hand whilst at work the other day, it was like alarm bells in my head.
Then she did some kind of hum/squeal thing that she sometimes does.
>>24142067
I get this feeling every Thursday. I have an anatomy lab with my oneitis as my lab partner. I often act as a human retractor while she is dissecting, so there is a lot of contact.One time her boob brushed against my hand. It was heavenly.
>>24145420
Also I get >>24145344
>>24145344
>when you touch a girls hand and they flinch away at mach 10
The idea of girls being attracted to a guy and wanting to kiss him and hold him is weirdly abstract and foreign to me in ways that I cannot verbalize because I dont understand
>>24142067
Don't you dare touch me, I'll call the cops.
I-i had a girl playfully punch me back in middle school.
Does it count?
>Be relatively handsome
>Terrified of intimacy
>Girls touch me
>Flinch
Although occasionally I'll find a girl that is warm to the touch... but then I just don't know where to go with things and it falls apart.
>anyone touches me
>I jerk away and take at least one step back
Girls use physical touch to manipulate, so I actually tell them, to their faces, not to touch me.
Unless I am interested in pursuing them myself, I will not allow them to touch me; they know what they're doing.
>tfw girl stands or sits near you
I tell myself not to freak out about it that its no big deal but I do anyway
>tfw you fuck a girl but she doesn't want a relationship
>still feel dead inside
I just want off this lonely ride.
>>24142092
I did judo till I was 15.
I was super awkward, the girls were very aggressive and I felt really out of place trying to fight them.
Just fought the other dudes which was still awkward but at least fun.
>at a small get together a few years ago
>sitting on couch stoned
>friends qt cousin stretches out and puts her feet on my lap
>she was wearing flats
>>24145997
>chad's humble brag on r9k
>>24145458
I've been there.
>tfw she pushes her boob into your hand and then says "you just touched my boob!", as if she was surprised and offended, but you can tell she liked it
My best getting touched moment.
>be a semi beta
>ask 9/10 girl to the dance, because fuck it, nothing to lose
>somehow agrees
>a week later we arrive at the dance
>nigger music blaring and ugly girls getting freaky
>awkwardly stand next to my date for the first 10 songs
>out of nowhere she backs into me and puts my hands on her tits
>grinds the fuck out of me for an hour
>this came from no where so I was flipping shit
>pull out some smooth talking and get her to kiss me.
> talk for a week after that, then all of the sudden, "anon, I enjoy talking to you but I don't want to lead you on. I'm not looking for a relationship."
>kill me
>tfw an older women plays with your leg and foot and gives you a weird look
what does she mean by this
>>24146669
Atleast she didn't string you along as an emotional cushion
my gf touches me everytime
>>24142605
It dosent matter she is ntroverted its still the mans job to make the first move, no matter how introverted he is
please gf
>tfw a girl touched me on the shoulder to get me to slow down as I was spelling a word for her
>tfw it was the first non-accidental contact with a girl I had had for a couple of years
>tfw I could still feel the spot on my shoulder where she touched me hours later
>tfw I still think about that touch to this day
>>24142067
i literally don't know this feel
Girls don't touch me, that's why I browse /r9k/. They go to great lengths to avoid being any where near me
>>24142495
being ugly helps
>>24142067
What makes them think it's.okay to touch men? If I were to touch a girl it'd be someone I was attracted to. I don't get why they're making physical contact over nothing
Girls liked being around me before I started wearing the same sweater every day and gained 4 stone
>>24142067
Usually my first reaction is to pull away. My mind immediately goes to, "She's either just trying to mess with you, or she's setting you up for some harassment charge."
Of course this is only to a chick I don't know or really don't know that well. I've been touched, petted, and squeezed before though and it's nice. Alarming and hard to believe, but nice.
>Girls find out you don't like being touched
>They go out of their way to hug and touch you
Why god.
>>24148942
if I was a girl I'd probably entertain myself by teasing as many guys as possible.
>>24142560
thanks baby cakes!
>>24142067
>"Anon, I noticed that every time I touch you, you to a little twitch as if I scared you..."
>>24142067
>girl touches me
>violently twitch
>tfw you are always warm and girls cant stop hugging your arm when it's cold outside
sikh brah
>>24149138
>>24149094
STOP STOP STOP
I DON'T WANT THIS FEEL MAKE IT STOP
>at pub
>beautiful girl tapping my arm, shoulders, back lightly and laughing at my jokes
>already known her a few weeks but only recently decided I had serious hots for her
>this is it.jpg
>ask her if she has boyfriend, no
>ask if shes free this weekend, yes
>ask her out, yes
>frigid as fuck doesn't like it when I try to put my arm around her
>mfw
Just fuck my shit up. Should I ask out again? or just abort? I share class and have to sit near her on Mondays and Wednesdays, really don't want this to get awkward.
>>24149221
keep trying, she's just a human like you and what do you have to lose? Your virginity? kek(as in, actual kek, not c.uck)
>>24146669
>anon, I enjoy talking to you but I don't want to lead you on. I'm not looking for a relationship
that's actually amazingly respectful of her to be honest.
>>24146133
I'm still in Judo. I fight girls all the time. They're weak af but some of them are better than the weaker guys. It literally doesn't turn me on at all to grapple with a female in a martial arts setting. I'm too focused on kicking their asses. I might think about it later and get aroused though.
>>24149295
nah I'm a failed normie, had sex like 4 months ago to this 4/10.
>>24149350
that doesn't really count but it's ok
>implying I've ever been touched by a female that wasn't family
2 more years and I'll reach pure wizard status that few achieve
>>24142067
>tfw get hugged by a girl
I legit closed my eyes for some absurd reason.
>>24149406
>tfw succubi at work drain my mana on a daily basis
i might not make it senpai
I was playing pool with classmates and i was between the table and the wall the cute blonde in the group squeezes past but steadies herself on my shoulder. Felt amazing.
Second story, same girl. Im about to fall slightly on a hill and she goes to grab me to catch me and i spaze out and jerk away. Shes like gee sorry i tried to help you. Sad feels right now remembering.
>friend has a large creepy basement
>with about six people over we decide to go brave it
>following his lead
>his little sister is right behind me (1-2 years younger)
>she grabs my arm just like OP's pic
>tell her to let go because I am an autist
>she does
Just recently
>sitting down at table playing some game
>my elbows are on the table and my hands are holding something up, I think some cards or my phone
>she is eyeing my arms
>leans over and starts groping them
>I don't respond and she eventually stops
later
>playing basically original board game version of word streak
>you write down words you found on a piece of paper
>old paper from falls from box
>drawing of me with xoxo next to it on the paper
>throw it away
Am I being oblivious here? I feel like I am but I don't want to risk making things weird since I hang out with this family a lot.
>Girl asks if she can give you a hug "haha eww no thanks!"
>Inside you would love a hug.
>Go on a date
>Awkwardly shake her hand at the end because physical contact with a pretty girl terrifies you
>Go on a date with a different girl
>At the end she assaults you with a super tight hug
>tfw best hug I have ever gotten and it probably wouldn't have happened if she hadn't just done it
We dated for a year.
>>24142627
>>24142632
except they don't, they're just as screwed as we are
>>24145919
what's wrong with being manipulated?
>Get-a-Guy-to-Give-You-Money-Step-2.jpeg
Even in pictures of girls there is no hope for me.
>>24146669
she probably just wanted to fuck, but you're so beta you assumed that "I don't want a relationship" is synonymous with "I don't want anything to do with you whatsoever"
trumps a madman :^)
>>24142067
I naturally mistrust women when they touch me. I have a gf and when another woman gets touchy with me I tend to awkwardly ask them why they're touching me and back away.When I first got my gf 9 years ago, it took me 2 months to kiss her, 5 months to feel her up, 1 year to get blown, and another 6 months after that to finally have sex.
>>24150630
She wants you and you're being really dumb.
The girl who sits next to me in class always hits me and insults me. I have mixed feelings about it.
>>24153127
no one cares about your le epic troll fallout 4 spoiler meme
>>24142067
>tfw qt coworker telling about the cute thong she bought this weekend
>Chad coworker says it's a sign she wants to fuck me
>chad coworker tells me if I don't fuck her in 2 weeks then he will
H-help
I can barely have a conservation with females
>>24144296
>i never asked for this
wow wtf i got muted because i never asked for this is not a "original comment"
>>24142353
>mfw i touch a gril
>>24146741
It means she wants some fuq
>>24142067
I've never even held hands with a girl
>>24146192
> BLEW MY LOAD
>>24154489
andrew wk would never treat a woman like that
>>24143803
>had a dream about my boss
>she literally bent over and I kissed her ass (she has a really fucking nice ass)
>woke up before things progressed
fml man
>>24146741
She wants the Dick
>>24149221
>at bar
>go to get a beer, bartenders busy so i sit there and wait
>asian woman and her friend walk up to bar,sit next to me
>"what did you get?"
>i tell them, and tell them i've tried it before and it's decent
>a minute later, feel a leg deliberately brush up against mine
>look at asian woman
>turn away, take my leg away
fuck off, i'm not your beta man-cushion you can use to get free drinks; I'm onto your shit lady. That or it could have been an honest mistake, but something about it felt weird and sinister; definitely made me think they were going to try to use my "attraction" for them to get a free drink or two out of me.
>>24146669
>tfw been a shut-in since the tender age of 10
>tfw there are "robots" that actually interact with girls and still think they're robots
>>24146310
She actually likes me though and is a nice girl, so she didn't say anything. I'm going to ask her out and hopefully graduate from robotdom.
>>24155808
pics of her? that's hot as fuck desu
>>24142605
>tfw the robot coming back still doesn't stop these fucking newfaggots coming here
Once you've felt the touch you will always crave
>>24155808
>tfw new boss is a 9/10
how do I engage a situation like you described?
