Who /alpha/ here?
>girl drops her pencil in class and it rolls under her desk
>don't pick it up
>Enter though door
>Attractive girl following me
>Don't hold door open so she has to get it herself
>anon that sandwich looks really nice can I try it?
>"no"
>>24141697
>>24141724
I do both of these. Even if the pencil rolls under my desk, I just kick it out so she has to pick it up herself.
>>24141697
Would you guys fuck that grinch? That pose is so suggestive i think id fuck it
>cute girl asks me to help her with homework
>tells her i can't because i have gym today
>>24141761
>girl asks if I have change so she can get a soda when I'm at the vending machines
>say no
>buy soda in front of her
>ask girl if she can cover my shift at work
>told her it was so I could go camping with friends, actually stayed home, got drunk, and watched anime
>don't cover her shift when she asks me to
>>24142027
thats not being alpha thats just being a dick
>>24142093
found the white knight, back to reddit with you
>girl says hi to me
>I don't respond
>>24142093
>reply to anons post
>tell him to shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
>>24142113
if someone covers your ass and you dont return the favour how is that alpha
>>24142119
hue
>go to poop
>look down at toilet seat and there is pee all over fr the previous user
>sit down anyway without wiping it up
>because they didn't wipe, I don't flush
>hear women screaming for help outside
>don't call the police
>>24142227
that'll show the
>girl asks me for cigarette
>say 'ummm no' without looking up from my phone
>girl says aww please
>keep saying NO NO NO NO loudly while not even looking up
i am such an alpha, why can't i get laid . im doing everything right
>>24141762
Unbelievably brutal
