post here if your gay
i dunno maybe?
Post here if my gay what? Christ, OP, finish your goddamn sentences.
>>24140249
I like traps, manly men are gross tho
>>24140355
You wouldn't go for a qt twink brogrammer with three days of stubble?
>>24140310
I want you're are mom inside me.
I'm not gay, but I'm a domestic faggot. Does it count?
![[kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 09 [720p-Hi10P][7938BE41].mkv_snapshot_02.17_[2015.11.09_09.06.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K6blrsY.jpg "[kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 09 [720p-Hi10P][7938BE41].mkv_snapshot_02.17_[2015.11.09_09.06.16].jpg")
I'm only prison gay
>>24140478
+brogrammer
-twink
-stubble
I can't force myself to be attracted to masculine features sorry :<also i'm ugly andoverweight
test b&
why tf was my post deleted unacceptabruu
Am non-scum bi and have sickeningly sweet bf. It's pretty nice. We're going camping this weekend if the weather cooperates.
>>24140744
What does "non-scum" mean?
>>24140249
I am not a gay man
>>24141566
Why did you post? The instructions were clear as an azure sky of deepest summer, brother.
Straight guy reporting in. Sometimes I like to trick fags into thinking I'm gay though. Then I suck their dicks and make fun of them for being so stupid.
>>24142085
No deception is needed. Straight dick is highly valued by gay sluts.
>>24142050
Im not gay you gigantic faggot
Prancing la-la homo man reporting in
Get the fuck off our board faggots
>>24143057
You are now. Why else would you post in this thread?
>>24143133
This board has no set topic. All are welcome to participate.
original comment for our benevolent robot overlord
>>24143284
To let you know how gay I'm not you faggot
>>24143330
No one asked. You must be in denial about your faggotry.
im only gay when sexism isnt an option and even then i just like watching so thats really not gay at all.
>>24143375
>No one asked
no one needs to you fag
>>24143402
Ok, sweetie. I'll be there at 7 ok? :-)
>>24143402
Don't you like fags? Why not? I think they're pretty cool.
Well since you're straight like me you still like erect cocks right? As long as they're girl cocks.
>>24143453
>sweetie
There's an entire board for you to talk about your faggotry on.
Go there.
>>24140249
gaybot reporting in.
how are all of you faggots doing?
>>24143538
>>24143315
>>24143598
Can you tell me, do you gays like futanari? I hear it's mostly straight men who're into it.
>>24140249
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
recommend me some good porn to fap to.
also whatsup gaybots
>>24143654
>futanari
what the fuck is that
>>24143654
i don't mind it. too much of it has futas with giant tits though and i'm not into that at all.
those straight men are secretly bi, btw.
>>24140529
>not liking twinks OR manly men
Pretty sure you're not gay
>>24143774
My bf likes to avatarfag with Harold. Would you get with Harold if you were around his age?
>>24143699
Womanly women with massive elephant cocks
>>24143737
Nah, I'm straight. Hard cocks are a visual sexual trigger and men are more visual-oriented, so it appeals to all men. It's different if the curvy female form is not involved (giving, having or taking the dick)
>>24143699
The greatest thing ever, just type in futanari in google. The shit is kind of fucked up and I don't really understand it but I've blown so many loads to it, it's like a girl with a giant dick the size of a bed mattress or some shit.
I've seen videos of two futanari's stroking their dicks and sucking each other off while sword fighting. They then blow a lake of cum on each other, there are some fucking hot futanari videos.
>>24143810
>>24143827
okay thanks, I think I'll stick to my gay porn
>>24143805
Oh, I certainly would
He's a handsome feller
hey guys. i heard you're all faggots that want dicks up your butt.
>>24143945
Fuck off you freaking homo (desu)
>>24140249
Of course I'm gay.
>>24143984
only if you fuck off to dick island with me!
>>24143827
Where do I find futa/dickgirl live footage? Not trannies, just girls with realistic strapons I guess
>>24143945
Just one dick. Usually not more than once a month. I mostly like other stuff.
>>24144144
i bet it's a super big one then so you can make the most out of it.
>>24144274
killl yourself?
>>24144274
Maybe a little larger than average. I made the most of it last time by having Weird Al's Mandatory Fun playing. What should be our soundtrack next time?
H-hi anons
>>24144364
is that better?
>>24144368
mr hankey's theme song.
>>24144391
h-hi, do you want to dock with me?
>>24144405
We last longer than that. Maybe we'll do Electric Six. I had their discography playing the first time I had him at my place as a bf.
weak thread desu senpai
I LIKE BIG DINK DINK IN MY PINK PINK BOIPUCCIIIIIII
>mfw I'm straight but traps seem to love my dick pics and I love the ego boost
You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today.
>>24144419
I want to dominate your tiny sissy ass if thats what you mean
>tfw no gay bf to play fallout 4 with
>>24144594
Yes, I did mean that. Are you poz? I need to be contaminated by a big poz dick
>>24144622
But it's a single-player game? My bf isn't into video games much and gets bored just cuddling while I play and I feel like a loser having someone watch me doing something so unproductive.
>>24144622
>tfw shitskin drives away every possible bf because he's an unlovable piece of shit
>>24144641
I don't know your stupid faggot terms I just want to dominate you you little fuck boy
>all the other gay people on this board are the worst animefags
why live
>>24144721
Well you can cuddle with your bf while playing
no need for coop
>>24144744
He wants you to give him AIDS. Yes, seriously.
>>24144744
If your RP game is this weak how do I know if you can satisfy my boibruschetta?
>>24144809
Faggots are mentally illl
>>24144825
Go away you're confirmed for mentally ill f4m, heh, shoulda expected it from a faggot tho
>>24144829
like the rest of this board, you mean?
>>24144915
No like fags
>gay thread
>no pictures of cocks
Step it up, faggots.
>>24144622
>>24144783
The strongest feels are those feels when no game cuddles
>>24145483
Are there any good multiplayer PC games that are real time but not split screen and have full controller support? Or do I need to turn my code monitor sideways and use a hackish solution to play an FPS? Or should I just play with my Steam friends? I met a really nice guy the other day. Maybe I'll try playing with him this week.
>>24145605
You could play castle crashes and other similar co op games but that's really hard to do in an FPS and I doubt it's been done well. Maybe you should go to /v/ and ask. I dont play multi too often. Most FPS's on PC have full controller support and it'd be best to play with steam friends for FPS
>>24145713
Don't want FPS. That's what I'd play if there's nothing else. I think I'll try my Steam friends, maybe tonight. Or Wednesday. Not my regular self today because I'm abstaining from masturbation until I see my bf tomorrow.
>>24145754
Oh well then there are ton of co-op games; just put the co-op tag in on steam and read reviews
>type mean comment
>imagine bf seeing it
>decide to be the person he thinks I am
>don't post it
Couldn't get with that pretty girl, huh?
Gonna explore your sexuality and see if you can get a boner for dudes, huh?
Any anons want their dick sucked? :3
>>24147018
Time to put that pretty mouth to use, anon.
>>24147018
All of us, anon. Get to work!
>>24146832
I'm sufficiently placed on the Kinsey scale where I can get off on the idea of some fag on the other end of a computer screen liking my dick. I mean, at least someone does.
>>24146832
>implying bf-worthy men are any easier
>>24147328
>on /r9k/
>think people have to be worthy of you
top kek
>>24147759
I have a bf tho. I'm a supreme gentleman.
>>24147865
then you're not a supreme gentleman
WHO WILL BE MY AUS BOYFRIEND, APPLY INSIDE
>>24148379
Inside your butt?
>>24140249
>post here if you're gay
FTFY
Since that sentence made no sense, no one here is gay.
>>24148516
Yes ^3^
>>24148636
Sorry, I'm in U.S.
Where in AUS?
Can my bf and I crash at your place if we ever go there again? We'll give you cuddles.
>>24140249
Post here if you're gay:
>>>/lgbt/
>>24147323
I think i'm where you're at, mi amigo. Just feels nice knowing someone might like my penor
bisexual master race reporting in
>>24148927
What about your butt?
>>24148876
I'm in NZ, want a Aus bf to worship while he bosses me around with his typical meanie Aus attitude
But you and ur bf can come sandwich me in NZ :3
>>24148987
My butt is definitely not attractive. I havent did any toning exercises in ever, but if i did, i'd say my butt would be pretty top tier. Might be a turn on knowing people wanted it.
>>24149046
No, I get to be lucky Pierre. You only get to have your butt used. If you're serious, it could possibly happen in 2016 or 2017.
I'm only gay for RayRay.
>open grindr
>thirsty DL with gf biscum sends ten pics in a row
>bitch him out for exposing gf to risks she did not consent to
>he blocks me
>>24149382
Shut up and let me suck you dick rayray
>tfw skinny introvert fag
>tfw no qt skinny introvert fag bf that acts masculine and doesn't have basic bitch typical gay interests
I'm going to die alone
I'm bi. is that allowed?
>>24149382
I'm disappointed he has shitty "computer speakers". Got myself a pair of bookshelves and a nice amp. Plugged into my sound card, not shitty onboard. :-)
>>24149550
Yes, but only if you're not biscum.
>>24149382
I lost interest after seeing gaping pics. I don't like guys who insert anything larger than their boyfriends penis. Would pump and dump though.
>>24149523
I fit that description perfectly :3
>>24149523
>tfw no qt skinny introvert fag bf that acts masculine and doesn't have basic bitch typical gay interests
a/s/l?
>>24149637
>>24149523
Same here. Where are you all from?
>>24149637
Me too, I think? I'm introverted enough that I asked my bf to stay away this weekend. I'm seeing him tomorrow. What "basic bitch typical gay interests" do you not like?
>ywn have a submissive robot bf to train and mold into your submissive chastity crossdressing slave
>ywn condition him to salivate at the smell of your cock
>ywn condition him to refer to himself as a female to further his emasculation
>ywn condition him to achieve orgasm solely via prostate
>ywn enjoy the view as he cleans your living room in a skimpy maid outfit, his little cage peeking out of his ruffles when he twirls and his buttcheeks being revealed when he bends over
>ywn interrupt him mid-cleaning by pushing him down on all fours and roughly taking his ass
>>24149695
Kansas city
>>24149795
Why not? It's not extremely difficult to find someone who wants that. But then they don't follow orders because they're lazy like most submissives.
>>24149858
>It's not extremely difficult to find someone who wants that
Where? I've been seeking a submissive robot bf into being emasculated and locked in chastity for a long time.
>>24149967
You want an r9k user specifically? Why not a fetlife user?
>>24150075
Because I am a robot. I think I would only be able to have a robot bf, not some fetlife goldigger.
>>24149269
Nahni get jealous easily ://
Is this the thread where I find a boyfriend??
>>24149634
>he can't handle the gape
lmaoing at dicklets
>tfw no tezuka gf
we would be perfect for each other. why live
>>24150188
Probably not, but I found mine on /soc/. He convinced me to meet by promising it would be ok if I'm frozen and silent the whole time.
>>24150188
Any STEM fags here?
>>24149804
Well damn.
>>24149382
Eww what the fug
>>24150275
Awww can I clone him pls
I still demand to know why this thread is suffering from a drought of dick pics. Do I seriously have to open up the collection and get us started?
>>24151228
>tfw your dick is unimpressive and modest so the cuteboy slutty sizequeens will all berate you if you post it
>>24151228
the best dicks are caged dicks
can i post here if im bisexual
>>24151530
>no leggings wearing, chastity bf
>not gay
>post anyway
Gayfag reporting >:3
>>24151228
Shitty quality but it's the best I got for now.
>>24140249
I don't know but I jack off to gay porn on occasion
>>24151723
oh my~
wanna hold hands?
>>24140249
traps are hot i guess
>Used to send boipussy pics and videos to robots on Kik
>Every single one hasn't responded in over a month
The times were good while they lasted.
>>24140249
I'm straight. Haha, phaggots.
>>24151323
i like modest peepees, anon <3
>>24153181
lewd
why wouldn't they respond if your that cute?
>>24153287
Wait, is that a thing? I never showed anyone my dick because it isnt big. It's average, but i thought that wasnt enough for most gay guys
>>24153512
They're probably just tired of fapping to my butt.
>>24153571
have any with your dick and butt in the same pic?
>>24150275
He a qt? ALso I'm afraid to post in soc
>>24150367
history desu
>>24153640
This one is at a really weird angle but it has both. Haven't taken new pics since Kik buddies died.
>>24153707
That's a lovely sight. Wish I could enjoy it irl.
Who else /suckedoffmarriedman/ here?
>>24151530
also jesus christ thats a good picture
>>24153783
Thanks friend, I appreciate it.
>>24153816
How many guys have you let enjoy that nice butt?
>>24149695
I'm from Illinois
>>24149657
20/m l is above, not that it matters I've accepted no one of interest lives near me already.
>>24153794
No. I would never be involved in that kind of fucking-without-informed-consent shenanigans. You're an accessory to rape.
>>24140249
my gay what
>>24153868
Nobody in real life has had my butt. As far as sending pics go, I used to have four guys I messaged. It was really tiring camming for four separate people, but it was fun.
>>24153707
cute dicksit on my face pls
>>24153934
shit wait someone already made that joke
>>24153938
It's a really nice butt. Why haven't you found anyone in real life? Seems like people would be killing to get with you.
>>24153923
Lol how.he said I was better than his wife
>>24153997
Maybe its just the area he's in. Some places are just devoid of people, like mine
>>24154004
She consents to sex believing he is not having sexual contact with others. Lack of informed consent = rape. Please stop that shit.
>>24154024
same anon
where u at
>>24153956
I'd like to do facesitting. I used to semi-sit onto the camera during video because it was one guys fetish. My benis isn't that cute though, the vein grosses people out.
>>24153997
Few people in real life like traps, but thank you.
>>24154052
>>>/tumblr/
desu
>>24154058
Kentucky. I've never had any gay experiences really, but have always been curious. When i see pics like>>24153938 it just makes me want it that much more
>>24154059
Do you trap? From what I've seen you're just a cute boy.
>>24154059
fug that is a big veinstill cute though
>>24154059
What the fuck is that on your dick?
>>24154184
>>24154149
I blame circumcision, it's probably the reason I've never approached any guys or girls for relationships.
>>24154137
I like dressing up in girly clothes but I don't do it in public or anything.
>>24154227
odnt be self conscious. Its not about the dick its about the person attached to the dick
>>24154227
Well if you don't do it in public then people in real life not liking traps shouldn't matter.
You're dick isn't bad either, it's cute. Don't let it bother you.
>>24154227
Is it really a vein? can you post more pictures of it?
>>24154227
don't feel bad about your dick, everyone's is different.have any pics of you trapping?
>>24154274
Your dick**
I second this >>24154315
>>24154274
>>24154257
>>24154314
>>24154315
Thanks Anons, that's very nice of you. I assume none of you have Kik, and I'm out of pics. If you want any, just email me at[email protected]
>>24154474
i have kiksent you a email
>>24140249
I am famm
>tfw no clingy + cute + nice bf
>>24154592
IKTF except maybe the clingy part. I really can't handle people for more than a few hours most of the time.
>>24154611
I don't want him to be too clingy.
Just enough to where he talks to me first sometimes, and if we go for a period of time without talking he feels really sad and lonely and us talking would make him super happy.
Like he needs to talk to me to feel good after a while, and he looks forward to it so much that he leaves me loving messages for me to read when I log in.
>>24154659
That sounds nice. I'm currently talking toa cute guybut hes so busy we don't get to talk/message a lot. Makes me kinda sad desu
>>24154659
I'm always afraid that if i message people when i'm sad it'll rub off and i'll ruin their day. would be thrilled if someone messaged me first on those days though, i feel like i have to initiate everything sometimes
>>24154707
Hopefully you two can talk more often and be happy together, famm.
>>24154760
Same. hes so close but at the same time so far. Two hours is long when you have so much to doand when you're terrified of big cities
>>24154759
I usually have to message people first, but I have nothing interesting to say sometimes. I just want to talk for a while and build conversations from pretty much nothing.
Would be nice if the other people tried to achieve the same thing with me.
>>24154786
Is he a nice guy too?
>>24154835
Hes a jerk but in the teasing way. Hes nice in every way but speech basically, haha. We play argue a lot about topics, never seriously mad or anything
>>24154861
Soundspretty fun, ever play any vidya together?
>>24150188
Hello SkeletonI actually talked to you in one of your threads and it encouraged me to find a BF.
>>24154923
Only Civ 5 when we get the chance, and never really in person. We wanna play smash next time we meet up, but I really only playmelee
also being gay on four chan has really made me good at spoilering things
>>24154937
thats fantastic! Did you find one?
>>24154964
I actually did, it's working out so far.I just wanted to say thanks because as weird as it sounds some of my best life advice is a random stranger on a Chinese cartoon image board. Thanks a lot man.
>tfw it seems like everyone can find a bf but me
>>24155070
Goat mom is top mom desu.
And I'm glad, pleased that I actually helped some one :3
>>24154964
I love Smash also, tbhonest, and I usually spoil things often, too. I just try not to as often.But I still do sometimes.
>tfw no bf to play any vidya with
>>24155101
>iktf
Everyone has their Steam bfs except for me.
>>24155329
What games do you play? Also would you want to be steam platonic friends?
>>24155349
I don't have many games. Lately it's just beenPostal 2and sometimes Terraria, but both have been just by myself lately since I'm only so-so atPostal 2and with Terraria I just haven't played it much recently.
>>24155400
Not really big on Terraria, tried playing it but got bored pretty fast. It doesnt grab me like minecraft did
Okay doke, if you insist.
m-maybe i should have lewd gay steam friends too
>>24155476I never played Minecraft, famm
>>24155531
i used to love it, but after a few years I burnt out hard on it. Shame because it was super fun for a long time.
>>24155521
Maybe you should!
You should!
Tfw no robot or pol bf, who's /kill myself/ here
>>24155598
>all those games
>one friend
You'll probably delete me, huh?
>>24155598
why do you have so many games that you've never played?
>>24155643
me
>>24155685
don't judge me
>>24155675
N-no
>>24155701
I want to believe you, but you'd probably toss me aside for some better, equally handsome Anon.
>>24155701
i'm just curious. do you have a lot of spare money to just buy games with?
>>24155744
>>24155701
And if you do will you buy me fallout 4 :^) ?the damn tracker is down so I cant torrent it yet
>>24155731
well, how handsome are you?
>>24155744
not anymore. now i just spend my money on important things, like cigarettes.
>>24155539
I'm the same way with Terraria! I pop in every now and then to see what I left behind and end up playing for just a few minutes before closing the game for a while. I wish I could get as into it as I was before.
>>24155788
sometimes we just cant recapture the magic. It bites but whatever. At least Isaac got new DLC, even though Edmund keeps fuckign it up and then acting like a victim
>>24155787I'm so-so. I think I look better in person than I do in photographs.
>>24155818
just add me famm
>>24155349
Oh, I feel bad for not acknowledging the second part about being platonic Steam friends. That would be really nice.
>>24155922
Post steam then :>
>>24155937Would you mind posting yours? You canspoilerit too and delete it really fast when possible.
>>24155598
Added :0
hit me up anytime if we play any of the same stuff
>>24155991
just email me yours at [email protected]
Im not huge on steam posting on principle
a very stupid principle but whatever
>>24156050
One moment. I can't get the captcha to pop up at all.
If you want to be verbally abused, dominated, or just want to talk, e-mail me.[email protected]
>>24156050
>[email protected]
really? lmao
>>24156184
No bully friendo. It was the first email address that came to mind when I made it a while ago
Someone added me on steam the other day, we said like like 4 replys, he went to bed then next day we removed me?
Feels bad man, I was lonely and just wanted someone to talk too
I have ass burgers and could use more practice talking to people since my only regular voice interaction is with my irl bf.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198139544766/
I've broken up with csgo, so ignore the hours I have for that.
>>24156284
He* (robot nigger tbqh fan)
>>24156207
Sorry I didn't mean that offensively. That combination of words was just really funny for some reason.
>>24156299
Totes. Added ya. Feel free to hit me up whenever.
>>24156284
:( .. need a friend?
>>24156371
Yay! ^_^
I'll accept when I get home
>>24156316
You're good senpai. I know joking about the bully
