Do you think that you're a robot?
>>24139248
Just kill me desu
42, yep, definitely a Robot
>>24139592
which points did you get?
>>24139248
I know I'm a robot.
The other versions where sex/kiss weren't 50000000 points were superior familia
>>24140078
>has gf, sex, kisses
>robot
fully dank my friend, great meme
you should go to s4s, they'd love your memes
>>24140106
No those are normalfag-enabling.
If you can get sex/kisses/gf you're a normalfag but those tests didn't show that.
>>24140135
>>24140158
Hello reddit
Reee xddd
>hope is bleak but not impossible
yeah right
>>24140158
Them why is having a job or car not that many points
If you can drive or have ever had a job you're not a robot
>>24139248
18+18+70+17 i got 123 feel good, as for bonuses, attitude, no crim,, social media, does wife count as text? if so +8 if not +6 ...129-131
>>24139248
Fuck you. Just because I had intercourse it doesn't mean I'm not a robot. Fuck this bullshit scoring. 20 points for it and for having a semen demon? Bleh.
>>24139248
I never realized it was this bad
This chart has to be a troll. I score 20 and I barely consider myself a robot. Anything above 40 is just pure normie tier, but likes to pretend they fit in here.
>>24140228
No those things doesn't make you a normalfag.
Driving has nothing to do with normalfaggotry and having a job doesn't have to be social.
>>24140135
Maybe you should develop the next test then.
>>24140333
>>24140525
112 this time
>>24140525
i altered an old shit test to make it better
the one in your image is shit
you're 100% normalfag
>>24139248
>Tfw my flesh has turned into steel.
I scored 43.
>>24139248
139 senpai, I was at 20 two years ago.
43 point. I thought I was worse.
>>24139248
having sex and a gf once in your life adds too many points here, I got 96.
bullshit test
>>24140525
72, got cyborg.
this is a much better test.
>>24142532
You're not a cyborg, you're a normalfag.
That's why >>24140525 is a bad test and >>24139248 is better.
If you can get sex/gf you're a full normalfag.
>>24142577
>only had one gf my whole life so not a virgin
>punished robot, a hero denied by his homeland
>>24142624
You're not a robot though. You're too good socially and too normal.
That you had a gf proves this.
>punished robot, a hero denied by his homeland
"no"
>>24142650
But I dont even have friends. I only lost my virginity because I took advantage of a girl in rehab that was looking to latch onto just anyone. I'm lucky I didnt get any STD's from her.
148
welp its been fun guys, i'll see myself out
>>24142676
That took skills that robots don't have.
No girl in rehab looking for someone to latch on to would never consider me(or any other robot) as a potential bf or guy to have sex with.
I'm was over 100 before the last column, this test is far to easy.
>>24142812
If you're a normalfag then you're supposed to get high scores, maybe succesful should require a bit more than 100 though.
34 or 36, I forgot how much I counted.
>>24139248
I'd be surprised if anyone gets lower
Kill me
>>24139248
67
last time i did this i was in robot tier
glad to see that im doing something with my life. i just need gf and few friends and ill be normalfag
>>24139248
34 points.
Great body and keep myself in shape but my edgylordness keeps me from ever having any social interaction.
Live is suffering
>slightly strange
nah mane
>>24140078
you changed the scores you fucking cheater
>>24139248
Man that's bullshit! I got 72. I'm not a normalfag, just because I have a bf whose hand I hold and fuck, that is literally the only things that pushed me over from being magic tier.
I'm 500+ lbs with acne keloidalis nuchae, a sexual offense criminal record, and I bathe about once a year.
This chart is bullshit.
>>24143228
>woman
>robot
pick one you retard
>>24143281
probably homogay, son
>>24143281
I'm not a woman, it should have been obvious from my post that I'm a faggot dude.
Don't know why I go on desu
>>24143412
See what I mean? This fucker is more normal than I am, I only leave the house once a year. Fuck you!
>>24143455
What's your score? You might have had sex for all I know
fucking losers this is now 4chad
//flex
>>24139248
46, but I click on "I'm not a robot" while doing the captcha thing.
>>24143491
I'm this guy >>24143228, >>24143379.
But you have friends, no physical deformities, are going to school, and have received accolades. You'll probably become extremely successful and social once you start making money. I got 70 (looks like I miscalculated). Here is my chart. Even still, the fact that its gay sex should be a point limiter, I have hideous deformities and a foul stench, I lay in bed every single day and get up just barely to use the bathroom, I'm also incontinent.
>>24143710
fuck off you obnoxious fat fuck
JUST
KILL
YOU
ARE
SELVE
>>24139248
>79
fuck this, just having a psycho gf who used me made my points increase by 50. fuck whoever made this. i have schizophrenia, i belong here
>>24143710
The fact that you've been able to convince someone to tolerate being your bf proves you have more social skills than I ever will. This is depressing
>75
It should be 27 points lower.
>>24143228
>keloidalis nuchae
oh my fucking god this is the shit from my nightmares
>>24143767
I am killing myself. With tasty treats and meats.
>>24143828
Why so much emphasis on social skills? In my book that doesn't make a normie. Do what you do does. You see the sun, in relatively normal body, you immerse yourself in groups of people. You are planning your future and acting upon it, that all sounds super normal and well-adjusted to me. What are you studying for?
>>24143785
>complains about gf making him a sexual slave
You are a normie, gtfo.
>>24143895
Yeap, got it from a bad haircut and thought they were pimples, if I had just treated it with some hydrocortisone then, I wouldn't have the twisting scars I do now.
>>24143935
I honestly have no idea what I want to do with my future. Studying Geology because it was what i got my best grades in, but I hate it. I'd hardly immerse myself in groups of people. Most of my human interaction is me telling them how to do math in exchange for not feeling as lonely for a while
>>24139248
<60
I'm a cyborg but I've known this for a couple of years now based on different tests, also looking at what makes a person a cyborg.
The majority of my points came from the relationship section, I've never had sex or a girlfriend but I've had a friends with benefits and we held hands, kissed, etc. Honestly if it wasn't for that my score would have been like 45-50 so I'd fall into the robot category.
I think cyborg fits me well though, though like I said I could easily see myself going into the robot category.
>>24139248
Eternally cyborg. I walk the line between both worlds, I am balance.
>>24144083
Geology? I remember reading on /pol/ somewhere that a certain specialization within geology has really great employment prospects but I can't quite remember what it was off the top of my head. It had to have been oil related, or government related.
>>24144251
Oil related work is probably what you're thinking of. You need to network to get anywhere though, so my degree will be worthless when I've finished
>103
Damn, the relationship section really fucked my score. It's weighted unfaily I think. Obviously, if someone has had a bf/gf, they've probably kissed and held hands. Those should add so many extra points. neither should sex. Having sex without ever having been in a relationship is still pretty pathetic.
>>24144559
You're a normalfag, man
>>24144418
Are you in heavy student loan debt?
138
I'm a Chad by most standards.
>>24144756
Yep. No way I'll be able to ever pay it off. The future looks bleak in every way imaginable
I like this test:
>it helps spot the pepe impersenators
>/r9k/ has become home to angsty semi-normal fags who belong on /adv/ and still have hope recently
>don't forget the underagers who still havn't fucked up completely just yet
that being said i am effectively a manchild yet im teetering on the cusp of not belonging (71)
>>24139248
>tfw this test puts me at normalfag because sex and relationship are worth a whopping 60 points
This test underplays mental health too much, I literally scored a 0 in that category, I'm a shut in NEET without even the motivation to leave my bed, but because I've had 1 gf in the past hurr durr normalfag.
>>24144837
Shit that is bad. So, want to be friends with a fat sack of shit?
>>24145218
How did you get the gf?
>>24143785
You were able to get a gf m8
>116
Kek if I'm the standard for success around here then that is very sad cause I'm a giant loser.
>>24139248
62 here, I guess im not that bad
Hmm, alright I guess
Though I didnt bother to calculate it twice
YAY! THERE'S HOPE FOR ME STILL!
just fuck my shit up baka desu senpai
>>24139248
>Click on r9k by mistake, meant to go on /pol/
>Have a quick browse, see this
> 17
Oh well fuck me, thanks /r9k/, I mean I sorta new my life was shit but I thought with actually getting a job recently I would be doing better than wizard tier. Doing this was supposed to make me feel better about things
>>24140508
I worked as a courier driver for 5 years until I lost my licence. Only reason I lasted so long was I was always alone. Just me, my van and my parcels.
Only human interaction was having to get signatures.
>>24146749
Sorry man. Maybe you should stay here. We need more robots.
107. I don't feel successful.
>>24139248
21 with the bonus round 23.
just fuck my shit up senpai
The hygiene part of this always throws me off, i don't think its as important as the other parts.
I like to shower everyday, its more comfortable.
no motivation to add it
>mfw I went from browsing wizardchan to 74 in 2 years
Wasn't expecting 133
Can I still lurk?
98
Writing while getting my dick sucked and I love the sad frog meme and feel guy
65, but I think the test should be weighted differently
> +20 for having a bf/gf at any point
If you count that I'm at 100 even, though I think that's bullshit.
>>24139248
>you can't be a robot if a woman used you for attention and pity
Go fuck yourself, OP. It feels worse this way. I'm more forlorn than ever knowing I was used.
>>24139248
>116
this shit is rigged
>>24148182
M8 if a woman wanted to use you "for attention and pity" it tells a lot about you. No woman would ever consider doing something like that with me or any other robot.
Got a 102, but there's no fucking way I'm a normie. Maybe it should be set at 150+
>>24148303
>"It didn't happen to me so it can't happen at all"
Never fucking trust a girl with borderline.
>>24148330
Robots are the kind of guys that things like that can't happen to.
>>24148323
Yes successful should maybe take a higher score but you're a full normalfag.
i got 70. i'm half robot half human
>>24148384
And the sky is fucking purple because I said so.
Oh I'm a 101 can I stay?
Sex is way too much,
this implies anyone with one-tmi sex with a whore deserves 60pts.
I don't think having sex defines some so much
Wizard apparently. I thought I was fairly beta, didn't expect this level of royalty.
>>24148571
No a visit to a whore wouldn't give any gf points.
In this test it gives 20 points but I agree that a visit to a prostitute shouldn't be worth so many points.
If you can get sex without paying then those scores are good.
Is there any hope for me?
>>24139248
142, wtf is this list, way too much for relationships.
>>24148801
No. The earlier tests had too few points in relationships so obvious normalfags could still get low enough scores to think that they were robots.
How do you fix social retardness?
"my gf told you're weird!" well, yeah, I know, grass is green. But what does it mean, I am objectively weird.
42.. mostly my Physical Health desu
Kissless virgin here, and because of this I find it hard to consider myself a normie despite my score
