>yeah i have a gf but i'm still a robot
>hey guys I need advice with some of my friends
>friends
>>24139021
My gf and I are both robots so we can still be robots
literally me
I'm a NEET but I have a gf
I'm a cyborg
u mad lmao u mad
>>24139063
kek nice meme
>>24139071
>he thinks I'm lying
We just hate other people and never go out just stay in and cuddle and order delivery. We're robots
>>24139125
Not how it works.
>>24139125
>he actually believes this
You better keep Chad away from her. She'll leave you in a moment's notice if he starts giving her attention instead of her beta orbiters.
>>24139125
No you're both normalfags.
How did you get her?
>>24139066
You're not a cyborg, you're a normalfag.
>>24139181
We went to the same high school
>>24139243
How did you get her as gf?
>>24139293
We just talked one day and then she gave me her number then we were texting each other constantly morning to midnight and then one day we figured out that we had feeling for each other
>>24139021
Some of us are transrobot. Robots born into normie bodies. You have to accept us
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>>24139446
really dank m8
>all these people who don't belong to the culture, know it, but are such disgusting normal fags that they feel they have to fit in so they think the culture should change to include them.
Fucking christ, you people are disgusting. Learn that you don't belong everywhere. Let people have their fucking communities and respect their exclusivity.
People like you ruin good things for groups and then leave when you make it shitty.
I'm not a robot; I never have been. I, however, respect this as their space and will not impede on their culture.
>>24140123
It's not their space though. They took it over for a little while and now they're being BTFO. Such is the way of a robot, fitting in nowhere, always being kicked out even if they find temporary places of solace.
>>24140209
I thought /r9k/ could break the cycle... It never ends; does it?
>>24139021
uh normalfags CAN be robots, why do you guys keep saying we can't?
>>24140123
Then why are you even here?
Are you just having a laugh or are you just taking pity
r9k isn't only for shut ins you know
>>24141615
Yea, it is. You saucy fuck
>>24141648
but it's not, stop telling lies
>>24141692
You're the liar here kiddo
>>24141721
>lying by calling me a liar
stop this meme at once
>>24139021
lol I'm old, married with a kid and I'm still a huge robot m8.
>>24141736
ugh can we just fuck already?
>>24141615
>>24141648
>>24141692
>>24141721
not being a shut-in =/= being able to get a gf
a depressed wagekek dredging due to necessity, will always be more of a robot than some hikki with a gf, even an online one.
>>24139421
Why did you talk to someone at school let alone a woman?
>>24140123
Autists invaded this place and made it shit, it's not their board, "normies" have as much right to be here as anyone else. After all, they're just doing the same thing that robots did to take over in the first place
>>24141893
>le /r9k/ 2.0 is the same /r9k/ 1.0 in the first month of its inception
fuck off. Moot recreated this board for beta complaining containment
>hey guys I have a job interview tomorrow
>>24141939
Getting a job takes a lot less socialization than getting neetbux in my country
>>24141893
Normies never belonged on 4chan in the first place.
>>24141793
>tfw depressed shut in wageslave
>qt at work put in effort to make me her bf
>I now have a gf
>fucking it up by not answering phone calls or responding to texts
>not making plans
>forgetting about plans
Robots can get girlfriends, but it's not to last or be a good thing in general.
>>24142053
>have job
> have gf
YOURE NOT A FUCKING ROBOOOOOOOOOOT
>>24142053
>shut in wageslave
You're not a shut-in if you leave the house 5 days a week.
>>24140123
>mfw this is literally the concept of cultural appropriation
>>24142053
>shut in wageslave
you're just like the retarded uni posters that call themselves NEET
>>24139066
Youre living the fucking dream.
>>24142177
>perpetuating this meme
Why is it you faggots think the only think in order to be part of this secret club, you have to be a NEET and a virgin?
You can be depressed, have aspergers, severe anxiety, be socially retarded, and have a robot's personality, and still get a gf.
It's not hard (and doesn't require much of any social skills) to get a shit job stocking shelves or cleaning toilets.
>>24140123
>culture
Being a robot isn't culture. It's a state of mind, closer to an illness than anything else.
>>24142275
If I didn't have a job I'd be homeless.
It's the only option.
>>24142307
>and have a robot's personality,
You don't have a robots personality, you are too normal and socially skilled to be a robot as proven by the fact that the girl at work liked you.
>>24142307
>baww why won't you guys let me fit in
why are you so desperate? It's not a badge of honor being a robot
>>24142350
What exactly is a robot by your definition?
If it's just "NEET virgin with no ability to move" how do you come to that definition?
>>24139021
One time some guy posted on here that he's a robot and has fucked two 8/10s multiple times. Maybe I was being baited but something about the way he said made it seem so sincere, like he seriously fucking believed he was on the same level as an incel. I still think about it all the time and get angry even though it was months ago. I kind of understand what ER was thinking.
>>24142410
>it's not a badge of honor, being a robot
That's exactly it. It's confusion as to why virgin robots want to hold that they're the only "true robots". There are much more than virgin neets who've been using this board and calling themselves robots for a rather long time now.
>>24142488
Normo here, what's an Incel?
>>24142443
Where did you get the stuff about being neet and not being able to move from?
Robotics is about social stuff. If you're so normal and socially skilled a girl can like you you aren't bad enough socially to be a robot.
Robotness can come from many different reasons but what's most important is that those problems make it so that you can't be a part of the social world. If you're so bad that no girl can ever like you you're bad enough to be a robot in my opinion.
Just dropping some spaghetti, not going to night clubs or being slightly shy just isn't severe enough.
>>24142510
Mixture of self loathing and having something to belong to, but even the outcasts are pushed out of their own "home"
>>24142600
1 nothing wrong with me
2 nothng wrong with me
3 nothinh wrong with me
1 somethongs got to give
2 something s got to give
3 somethings got tp give
HUUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>24139021
desu ur aids
>>24142510
>S-s-shut up faggots i am a robot
>in an LDR with a teenage woman with bad emotional issues
>she's finishing up her last year of high school and she wants to go to university in her own country to avoid student debt
>joining a union in my city
I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing.
>people who have had a gf or had sex (other than a hooker) who call themselves robot
You guys are equivalent to girls who stay inside for a night and watch Netflix and call themselves introverts, or girls who aren't getting enough attention so they say they're "depressed" I hope you realize this and leave this board
I don't really have a problem with normalfags. It just cooks my grits when they claim they're robots despite having a gf/friends/social life.
>>24142824
You're part of the problem you normie-enabling faggot
>>24141928
If you stopped complaining it wouldn't even be necessary to have one, it's not like it's doing you any good. But let me guess, you can't stop yourself raging on the internet?
>>24142275
>go outside house multiple days a week to werk for a roof over head
or
>be outside every day because you have no home to shut yourself into, let alone the amenities a home has
it's literally the most NEET option available for some. not everyone has a grandpappy trust fund or parents to take advantage of
>>24142661
LMAO.
6/10
Should of went REEEEEEEEEE instead
All I'm going to say is that
>tfw having your heartbroken by a girlfriend
is worse than any elementary level feels you guys have. tfw no gf , does not even 1/10th compare to the debilitating feel of having loved than lost. I WISH I could have the ignorant feel of tfw no gf/sex again so I didn't have to feel this pain right now. You virgins have no idea how lucky you are compared to us.
pic related is close to what she looked like
>>24143004
it's in the definition of the word: NOT in EDUCATION. not difficult to understand this.
>>24143075
>I was kucked by a woman I adored
>It was during a time when I had depression
>all of my friends sided with her
>TFW you get kucked by your gf and by your closest friends
I still am happy I got laid.
>>24143076
sorry, i worded that poorly. i shoulda said
>it's the most shut-in/hikki style option for some.
NEET's gotten obscured over the years. NEET's can be anything from proper hikkis, to some scumvein who drinks 40's in public and yells at people. most folks seem to think NEET =/= shut-in though.
>>24143075
you sound like a boy not a man
>>24143164
>most folks seem to think NEET = shut-in though.
fuckin typo'd
Tfw gf is high on acid and sniffing my dick
I'm not a robot at all and i have friends, a job and a gf.
For some reason i stay on this board anyway.Reeeee me all you want faggots
>>24140313
this is really bad b8 m8
>>24142661
That's some very nice autism anon, may I borrow it for a while?
>>24143075
You were able to get a gf so you're a normalfag.
>>24142053
If I only had the opportunity you have
>>24142307
>it's not hard bro, go get a gf
Normalfag Chad currently in depression detected
>>24143075
>Muh normalfag feelins
If you can get something like that you will get another
>>24142307
>It's not hard (and doesn't require much of any social skills) to get a shit job stocking shelves or cleaning toilets.
Correct, the job part isn't normalfaggotry.
