It's Monday, wageslaves dread it, those in education dread it, but as neets it's just another day.
itt we give each other ideas of things to do, share neet specific feels, etc
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
>>24138582
And you pathetic neets dread your existence. Who could be inside his own room 24/7 only fapping to anime
That's not a life
>>24138696
No need to be bitter, this wasn't meant to antagonise you senpai
>>24138696
>my definitions and values in what is life are the only true ones
Wagekek logic.
Any NEETS here having a good monday? of course you are. Im thinking of making pancakes.
question from a used to be NEET:
What are your plans for when your parents can no longer support you/aren't around?
>>24138582
Going to try to sleep most of the day so I can play fallout 4 all night.
>>24139420
Either leeching from the state or dying, it was a good life anyway
I frequently get called a normie on this board even though I currently receive neetbux. Can someone on neetbux be a normie?
>>24139492
Depends, what led you to your situation?
If it wasn't your choice you are just a failed normie.
>>24139509
I have autism and pretty severe social anxiety. But I sometimes do computer janitor work (had a part time steady for a few years until reduced to on-call after no longer needed, only called in once so far), have a bf, and have been spending most of my days learning new skills instead of only playing video games and shitposting. And I intend to start a CS course next year because IT is for Hufflepuffs.
Am I too normie for this thread?
>>24139492
Yes. Don't worry, you're still a sack of shit.
>>24139562
You are a whore
>>24139562
>have a bf
If you are a girl yes, if you are male you are just borderline borderline robot, the last part really only depends if you have meme autism or real autism.
>>24139404
>pancakes.
>Making pancakes counts as an activity when you're a NEET
Sad tbqh familia
>>24139616
I wouldn't be getting autismbux without a professional diagnosis.
Does willingly going camping this weekend make me a normie?
Can someone please give me an idea for a mobile game, so i can make some money and stop going to my wage slave job
>>24139671
>I wouldn't be getting autismbux without a professional diagnosis.
That means nothing, nowadays doctors hand out autism diagnosis like candies.
If you don't have outbursts like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0
You have meme autism.
AR games are fun, but with Ingress,and Pokemon Go next year, that niche will be pretty saturated. Now this board doesn't even allow accented letters? fak u hiroshima nagasaki
another Monday, wagekucks dread it
pissing off normies stopping by from kikebook and pleddit
another day another dolla
don't be late or masta is gonna holla
at yo ass he's going to buy a $1000 pair shoes for his daughter
for Christmas
while you break your back and get fucked
while your gf cheats and chad get's his dick sucked
weed smokers BTFO by the piss cup
after work you're are going to watch tv tonight
telling yourself that busting ass for a boss is the meaning of life
>>24138582
Thisis my face when it's Monday.
>>24138582
Honest question guise how do you drive away the loneliness? I mean if I dont socialize over a weekend I might just die of boredom. How the fuck do you do it?
>>24140061
Get yourself a nice Tulpa.
>>24140061
Watch anime with cute girls.
>>24140061
I don't get too lonely as long as I masturbate regularly and have my gaymen PC. And now I have a bf.
>>24140061
>wanting to be around other people
normie get out
>>24140061
>>24140132
Neurotypicals are weird. Programming and video games are way more fun than watching people drink and do fucking nothing else because they're too lethargic from work and sleep deprivation.
I asked my bf to stay away this weekend so I could do some stuff alone (but still offered to drop everything if he needed some time with me). I'm seeing him tomorrow.
don't forget blanky blank needs a washy but you gotta be a big boy and do laundry yourself this week, mommy's too busy crying in bed about how disappointed she is in you
>>24140255
I can't wash my blankie today because I have four other loads to do and don't want to stay at my dad's for a couple extra hours. I'm not putting it in the icky machines at my condo.
>Work from home
>Set my own hours
>Pay is well above min wage
>Write in my spare time for even more extra money
Feels good not being a wagekek while also not being a poor NEET.
The best part of my day is waking up and going straight to /r9k/ to enjoy these threads in my pajamas. Silly wageslaves.
>>24139852
10/10 tbqhwyf
>>24139420
>implying
Some hasnt done long term planning.
>was wagekek social worker
>worked with disabled people
>helped get grants to create programs for disabled people
>6 yr s later, get disabled due to medical problem
>now raking in on programs I helped create
>>24138582
>tfw I really want to post in this thread but I need to take my scheludes nap or else I won't have any energy to keep working on my art
>>24139420
I get autismbux. It would be enough to support myself since the condo I rent from my dad is willed to me. I'm also working towards being able to support myself. I could probably do that now if I needed to, but it seems like a better use of my time to study programming on my own and go back to school next year. And I have a bf who could help a bit.
>>24141413
How did you go about getting your autismbux? I just got diagnosed.
>>24141446
My mom applied multiple times. I'm told they always reject you the first time. They'll make you go do some interviews too.
>>24140061
Just take a class
>>24141474
Shoot. I have to apply myself. Did she apply online or did she actually go somewhere?
Who here /busy week/?
Tomorrow I need to run some errands for my mother then I have an appointment with my psychologist Wednesday I have class to get my ged, Thursday I have an appointment with my psychiatrist and fryday the plumbers come break I more shit
>>24141531
I don't know. I think some forms and phone calls were involved. And there's some rules you need to follow. Can't have more than 2k in your checking account and need to call and report any income.
>>24138582
>tfw don't work mondays
>tfw Fallout 4 tonight
>tfw no work till Thursday
>>24141660
>PC can't run fallout 4
Can I come watch you play? I will buy a pizza and beer
>>24141660
Why not wait a couple years to play it with all the DLC (and pay much less if you're a single-player buyfag)? Even as a neet, I have a huge backlog of vidya.
>>24141698
You can watch people on twitch. Or come here and play something else with me and my bf. I only have a GTX 760 though.
>>24141698
Bring some dope and you got yerself a deal, bud.
>>24141701
I'd rather not wait a few years because I'm not dependent on Mummy and Daddy Dollars.
>>24141717
Can I watch you and your boyfriend fuck?
>>24141717
How many more times do you need to bring up your boyfriend?
>>24141759
Yeah, but we'll you'll have to listen to Weird Al.
>>24138696
Typical wageslave unable to contemplate or grasp the possibilities of free will and an open schedule. I pity you.
>>24141320
A B S O L U T E
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>>24141834
But you can only do that by leeching off of other people. You just have an impaired ability to empathize and feel shame, an evolutionary dead end.
All this time to do my hobbies
Restoring kekoo clocks
and playing on the famicom
good feels desu
>>24141931
>kekoo clocks
this based word filter, oh, wow.
>tfw 27 working in retail
>no friends
>hkv
I want to die. The normies at work don't even accept me,they start shit with me and laugh behind my back.
>>24141856
Being shamed into toiling for jew gold is no evolutionary advantage. When you reach age 65 and are finally allowed to stop sacrificing your invaluable, irreplaceable time, you will finally know the truest shame of having been so gullible at such a cost.
In this age of technological automation, you guys are just living a lie...basking in an obsolete, artificial sense of self worth when really all your "contributions" do is perpetuate this outdated system.
But hey, at least you can buy what the tv tells you!
>>24141931
kukuklok
is that word ban? the fuck is this shit brehs?
I woke up at about noon today. I think I'll spend today watching anime just like I feel like doing. I feel bad for the people doing 5 days in 2 days out FOREVER
>>24142029
just jerked off to trap porn, then sold a painting. today was a good day. Wat anime u watching?
>>24141999
Nobody's living a lie, to survive as a human being you have to have money and you make money by working. You haven't found some secret way of life, the people supporting you are unfortunately just as pathetic as you for continuing to allow you to survive.
You'd be left out in the wild by yourself if we were still tribal, so what's your point?
>>24142074
That's pretty gay but ay okay
Congrats on the painting especially if you made it!
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>24141988
Have you not even considered dropping that shit and going neet? It isn't much happier but that sounds like fucking torture. It's painful to hear
>>24142095
I will see who has a laugh when I can support myself with my hobbys
![1429797790417.webm_snapshot_00.04_[2015.11.07_22.45.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zKbyTU5.jpg "1429797790417.webm_snapshot_00.04_[2015.11.07_22.45.29].jpg")
>>24142176
>when I can
>>24142115
Oh trap lesbians is the best!
Check out my work /r9k/!
http://www.zatista.com/store/artist_profile/items/3475/willeskridge#seller_id=3475&page=1&sort=10
>>24142255
Typical wageslave. One who gave up on his dreams and is now trying to bring others down to his level by telling them the only path is the one he chose.
>>24142095
This is the idiocy to which I'm referring.
1) You don't need money to survive. You need food, water, shelter from the elements, perhaps some basic hygeine products etc. (all things that in 2015, we have in abundance due to the methods of mass production that currently exist. The advent of agricultural innovations such as gigantic gps guided tractors and combines should have had a direct inverse correlation to the decrease in what you consider the work or money necessary to survive. But instead, gullible first world brainwashed wageys are working more than ever.)
2. YOU are the pathetic individual supporting me (albiet involuntarily through the imbecile tax that we penalize you for falling for the rat race trick)
But hey, just a few more jew points and you can afford more debt! Better get back to work and earn your right to live. Wink.
>>24138582
I've been NEET for 2 years and I'm fucking miserable desu. Glad you guys are enjoying yourselves though, no doubt it's better than being a wagekek.
>>24142255
If anything else fails I can just give up on life like you did
Who here hedonistic life? Ate a pound of tendies and now I'm eating a pound of chocolate pudding, bonbons and candy
>>24142792
Heating up a bbq chicken bacon pizza for breakfast here
I am a NEET but I'm preparing for a test so I can be in a university next year. That means that I'm half NEET since I have classes but it doesnt count technically as education. Legally I'm a NEET but unfortunately I have classes in a bit more than an hour and I can't jerk off all day like I'd like to.
>>24142792
Nah, I feel better eating whole plant foods. Low nutrient foods just don't satisfy me. But sometimes I pair food and drink with video games like people do with just wine and food.tea earl grey hotand tomorrow I'll have someone eat white chocolate peanut butter off my dickwoofdon't worry, they're human. I'm too vegan to do sexual stuff with non-humans
>>24142860
>tfw no girlfriend to put her hands under my fat rolls and masturbate me while feeding me hit pockets
>>24142956
>tfw eat like shit everyday but always been <140lbs
>>24142906
>too vegan to do sexual stuff to animals
Don't worry friend you are safe here
>>24143012
You must have worms or something
As a qt twink, can I get guys to pay me more than minimum wage to dominate them online or should I just focus on hacking?
In all seriousness tho who is waiting for real life to start? Mine is taking too damn long. Better take a nap or two before it arrives
>>24143033
No, just different hunger signalling than fatties. You can be unhealthy and skinny.
>>24143056
Are you OK with me being morbidly obese? I can provide accommodation and food and some money for your twink expenses but not too much I don't want you running off hehehe
>tfw I'm a wagekek that lives a NEET life when I'm off
Have the next 3 days to spend home alone eating pasta, playing vidya and jacking off, then back to work Thursday.
>tfw my job allows me to get in on some of the normie lifestyle
>tfw have enough disposable income that I'll be taking 2 vacations this year
>tfw love my job so it's not even a pain in the ass to work
Who else /halfneethalfwagekek/ here?
>>24143156
>I'm a wage kek but 3 days a week I'm a NEET
fucking serious? holy shit kill yourself man, are you this needy to be part of something? it's like the
>I have a girlfriend but I'm still a robot
>I've fucked 20 guys but I'm a fembot guise xdxdx
at least look up the meaning of the word you worthless shit
>>24143156
>love my job
Oh god anon you even sound like them
>>24143073
Find some calendaring software you like and make your life start. I like org-mode because it's the only libre software that handles repeating tasks with the flexibility I need, and I was already using emacs for other stuff. There's another that looked nice but I forgot its name. Shit isn't going to happen on its own.
>>24143156
this is just what normal people who work without children do, not neet
sounds like you have a nice life though, nice
>>24143119
I'm not going to physically be there. I already have abf
>>24143156
I was working quartertime until I was no longer needed. It was alright. I may do it again next year. Can't start now because I'm on a three week trip next month.
>>24142140
how do I become neet? I want to get on bux, but then again my entire family would shame me. I mentioned it and my brother told my cousins. They all said just go back to school or just get a better job. Meanwhile they all have GFs and wifes with children. I hate this place. I don't know what to do
>>24143197
Well I mean my job consists of talking to customers when we actually get some in (live in a small, low population area so I'm never really busy), fixing computers or stocking shelves and I'm almost always listening to music when i do it. Tbqh though I mainly just sit around chatting with coworkers or playing vidya
And I get paid almost $12 an hour just for that lmao
>>24143302
It's not worth it if you're already functioning without bux. Enjoy your fulfilling life.
>>24143302
If you can, do
I'd rather deal with some judgmental looks once in a while than waking up everyday to do a menial task with people who don't respect me
Find out what benefits you could claim for and think about it, no harm in just gathering information
>>24143302
You have to stop caring about everything -- what people think of you, your health, your future. Do this for a year while seeing a shrink.
It's not a victory by any stretch but it is an end.
>>24143409
>It's not a victory by any stretch but it is an end.
what do you mean by that?
>>24143543
To finding purpose in life.
>>24143409
So really the advice is, if you're a robot that is, to just be yourself. Just be yourself and the neetlife will come natural.
>>24142640
I mostly agree.
However, you say that shelter is in abundance. How do I find somewhere to live as a NEET that isn't with mommy and daddy? Is this an impossible dream?
>>24143937
Just complain until mommy buys you an apartment that's what I did and look at me the image of success
>>24144202
I rented a room in a part of town that's scary to my father so he bought me a condo in the suburbs. If you don't have well-to-do parents, neetbux alone can be just enough for a bedroom in a shared house, or an efficiency somewhere rural. Rural can be nice if you enjoy quiet, but bandwidth is narrower.
>>24143937
Unfortunately you'd have to live in a town like salt lake city that places their homeless in vacant apartments and subsidizes the owners. If you knew how many apartments, houses, and hectares of empty land there were, it would make your head spin.
The system is so ass-backwards because people keep showing up to work and agreeing that shelter is "worth" so much.
For now you'd have to get neetbux and rent a room from Craigslist
>>24144802
Addendum: or if you've worked enough quarters to qualify for ssdi instead of ssi, you are able to collect those American neetbux even in a third world paradise with beautiful women and fruit trees on every corner.
Just woke up, mom got upset because I already ate all the fruit snacks she bought yesterday.
What am I supposed to do now, huh im pretty bored.
Who here taking advantage of their time?
Today my professor taught me to draw bodys and I practiced for an hour after the two hour class
>>24145357
Pic related I still need practice
>>24145382
that face looks pretty good m8
>>24145357
I'm trying to. Got derailed for a couple weeks when the maintenance guy was going to be knocking on my door unannounced at an unspecified time. That's done, and now I'm starting to get stuff done again. Also going back to school next year. May get a job again too. I'd like to get some 4k monitors.
>>24138696
I love my existence. I ride my bike every morning. The weather is absolutely perfect, I find myself riding an extra 5 or 6 miles when it's this pleasant. A lot of wagekeks are embarrassed by ABC stores recognizing them but staff usually likes alcohol and will talk about it at length. I've met the owners of the three I frequent most often and they're all really nice. I could almost see myself being an entrepreneurkek and running a wine and spirits store. I'd find my niche by selling beer too, something my city has a dearth of. I worried they might be suggesting shit just to get me to spend more but it's just money, I get a check every month so I went with it. I went from hating gin to actually drinking it pretty often now. You have to get Citadelle, aviation, or Tanqueray No 10. I usually avoid the flavored spirits but my drink of choice, bourbon, has been pretty good with the Pennington strawberry rye, Jim beam apple, and bird dog peach.
When you're a neet you can enjoy the finer things in life. I don't even have a bottle of vodka in my home bar. It's solely for high school girls and wagies.
>>24139420
Pou mean like when they die? I'll just move into their room and enjoy my inheritance. I'll miss them but my lifestyle will be otherwise unchanged.
>>24145434
That face is from an exercise photocopy tho
>>24139629
It is when you have to collect the finest ingredients and prepare them. Dumb wagies probably make pancakes from a box, or worse, just reheatreheat frozen ego waffles.
>>24145578
Here is one that I made
>>24145520
>tfw no bike for last decade
I should havemy bfbring his here since he never uses it. I've been meaning to start visiting a new geocache each day.
>>24145549
>inheritance tax
>mortgage not fully paid off
>house left to siblings
You sure you're not fucked?
>>24145597
My dad makes pies with the apples from his yard, but then uses pre-made crust. And splenda. Splenda with his slab of white flour and fat. Needless to say, he looks pregnant.
>>24145685
Inheritance tax is based on inheritance, my parents are old, 30 yr mortgage is paid. Only child.
I got it made in the shade.
>>24145645
Looks shit. Kill yourself.
>>24145718
Nice. But is there HOA fees or anything there? Property tax? You may need to work part time to keep the place. Or rent out a bedroom.
>>24140112
>self induced schizophrenia
h-how about no...
It's a blessing to be able to eat and sleep whenever you want
>>24146407
>middle school gym swim unit (several years ago, pls no ban)
>think "freestyle" means swim however i want
>learn it means swim a specific way and choose between two breathing options
ree.
Just got home. Time for dinner then bed to begin again!
>mfw just finished tonight and I have tomorrow off
>have wednesday and thursday to work from home
>>24138582
Reminder of your future
>>24149471
Always have a plan B, C, and D. Like Batman. I'd be fine if I lost my neetbux tomorrow.
>>24149672
dont fucking bother trying to defend yourself.
>>24149471
happens all the time on r9k. its pitiful that you would kill yourself before support your own existence. i actually feel sorry for you.
>>24150496
I feel sorry for you wagekeke too focused on making other people money you don't have time to peruse art like me or my fellow neets do
>just started playing fallout 4
>school in 5 hours
FUCKING KILL ME
