How do I get a qt gf?
> Asking on r9k how to get a girlfriend
>>24138177
Step 1:
>be Chad
Step 2:
>profit
>>24138177
nice dubs btw OP
>>24138177
1) get a degree you can actually do something with.
2) you don't have to lift, just don't eat everything in sight
3) self manage, get anime and your political nonsense off your social media, she doesn't want to be embarrassed before that first date.
4) be nice and assertive, she's not "m lady" she's Sarah from accounting.
5) also, 18-25 women are dumb, ultimately you'll get a QT but not theme, we robots wait
6) don't fall into this "free time is key" a abandon life nonsense people expound on this board
Miss Rose
>>24138177
destiny
Write a ton of long-winded posts on neogaf.
Be born attractive.
Congratulations, you lost.
Wait patiently to be prompted to press X for gf. It's illegal for you to try to initiate anything with anyone.
>>24138318
>don't fall into this "free time is key" a abandon life nonsense people expound on this board
Yeah OP, fuck doing what you want to do and living your life. Better go put yourself in debt and be a wagekuk until you die. Thats the way!
>>24140835
Fucking Nate
>>24138177
Ask cute girl out, one who you like personality wise. Get to know her through dates, share more about yourselves.
Bam. Now you've got yourself a steady qt gf. Grats
>>24138318
Literally the most jewish post here
>>24141083
Who do I get a cute girl to like me enough to go out on a date
>>24141001
It's not like those extremes are the only two options...but I suppose your autism prevents you from comprehending intermediate shades of gray
>>24138318
This is shit advice tbqh senpai.
>>24141147
How*
Flipping autocorrect
>>24141083
Robots can't do that. They have nothing to talk about because they do nothing. They're sad piles of nothing.
>>24141147
Who? Do you mean how?
The answer is you need to be attractive, at least somewhat. Not in looks(though it helps), but in your overall personality. You need to know what you stand for, what you want in life. Having your shit together makes you more attractive
>>24138177
Stand in line at thr nearest Welfare Clinic to recieve your government issued qt gf. You have to sign a beta uprising cease-and-desist that bars you from using 4chan though.
>>24141182
Not all of us. Some make music, study science or pursue other goals. They are just usually well outside of what normies are interested in.
Even if you work your ass off and finally get your shit together in your late twenties the absolute best scenario is you end up being a beta provider
I would rather be single
>>24141271
Not true, as long as you don't just shack up with the first cute girl to show interest. It's easy to avoid gold diggers if you're not stupid
>>24141271
>tfw you will never be roses beta provider
>>24138177
>tfw no average qt girlfriend
I would be more than satisfied if I could date a qt like pic related. It's not an unattainable goal, right? Please give me hope
robots...I'm a 28 kv.
>>24141411
Unless you have a good job you're well and truly past the point of no return
>>24141449I work minimum wage in retail and have a useless toilet paper degreeIt's over.
>>24141449
Not true at all. There are 28 year olds who work in the same fucking grocery store as me who get qts.
Obviously superficial bitches won't be interested, but who wants them?
If you're over 20 and haven't had a gf you are a lost cause.
>>24142123
Not true. I got my first bf at 25.
>>24141182
>They have nothing to talk about because they do nothing.
But I don't. I do a lot of outdoors stuff, am interested in high fashion (and fashion in general), politics and literature, play the guitar decently well, know a lot about history and have a pretty good knowledge of black metal and dark ambient.
Too bad i am ugly, autistic, and these interests don't coincide with a normal girl's ones.
>>24142123
>>24142430
I got my first gf at 24. Lost my virginity at 25. It can happen if you work at it.
>>24142430
Fuck off cunt. Men will fuck anything, that's well known. I'm talking about getting a partner as a male.
>>24142538
You don't even need to work that hard. Just meet more than zero people.
>>24142539
btw i'm a boi
original comment for our benevolent robot overlord
Why would you lose your virginity at an age of let's say 25?
You will always have missed out, you will always be in a relationship with a person who's fucked more people and had emotional relationships with more people than you, you will always be cheated on, in a sense, you will always get second hand people, crums, leftovers.
It's over. Might as well die a crazy virgin
>>24142985
You'd rather hire someone with no experience?
>>24143672
Your first love will always have loved others
>>24144946
Is 18 too young for an almost 25 year old?
>>24138177
you don't, i mean
COME ON
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>>24138177
You get a gf, but she won't be qt.
Or you don't get a gf, and girls be qt.
That's what you are left with.
