hey /r9k/, rate my new bearded dragon
I haven't named him yet so feel free to post suggestions
I think he feels a connection to the board.
Grand Wizard
i've heard some people breed reptiles for rare phenotypes
do you do this? why or why not?
>>24137186
Leopold
>>24137205
bretty good
>>24137211
I don't, and that's because this is the first reptile I've owned. He's 4 years old and has lived with his sister all his life. I don't think I'll be breeding him, not for a few years anyway.
>>24137186
>tfw miserable
You should name him merlin pendagron
Call him Pepe.
>>24137186
Eskimo
Either your camera sux or you suck taking photos
The obvious answer is to name him Pepe
>>24137244
it's from an old ass phone that I only use for browsing desu.
>>24137238
>>24137248
I was thinking pepe, but I feel that does a disservice to the rareness. Plus he's not even a frog
>>24137186
Maurice
Aww, i used to have one of those myself.
I would love to feed him live bugs and watch him hunt.
>>24137186
call him Slinky
Ok I have an idea, I will take 4 pieces of paper, and I will write a name on each, I will then place the dragon in the middle and wait for him to waddle onto one. does that sound good?
I need four names, excluding pepe. The first four names below this post will be viable. Feel free to repost from above ^
Deathwing
>>24137330
I like Slinky
>>24137333
Carl, should be it.
>>24137333
Do Maurice
>>24137347
>>24137348
>>24137358
>>24137372
These four names will do fine, I will return shortly with the setup.
>>24137205
Try this again
Carfucker
>>24137333
Do Slinky
>>24137381
He still hasn't really moved
>>24137591
is it a bit biased that deathwing is in front of him?
>>24137616
apparently not
'carl' seems more his style.
he did have a name from his previous owner but fuck that
Earl > Carl
Tobehonest famalam
>>24137330
>>24137348
>>24137390
ding ding ding
slinky the bearded dragon.
/r9k/'s newest mascot
>>24137716
I knew Slinky had it in 'im
>>24137716
Yeaaaaaaah Slinky! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>>24137732
>>24137749
Do you swear fealty to slinky as your reptile overlord?
Ash
>>24137716
Congrats matey
>>24137186
Colonel Schpatz, savior of the fifth reich, and immolator of Jews.
>>24137716
Yay! Slinky
That lizard cheers me up
>>24137186
cute bearded dragon
Anyone else thought it was a dead squirrel?
>>24138013
And you cheer him up, anon!
>>24137716
>>24138033
Can't jink the slink.
>>24138033
does his diet consist of protein rich tendies?
>>24138201
only if he racks up his GBP.
but yes, he's been a very good boy recently.
>>24138033
would love to see him feed on some normie bugs
It slinky What if he keks you. We live in revolting insulting times even our lizards will c uck our shit up to be honest family member
>>24137186
How about Hubertus.
>>24138365
sounds magic
I vote for this.
>>24138339
Yes famiglia
>>24138413
voting has been over for like 10 comments retards
>>24138325
He has huge disdain for all the chad and stacy crickets I have here, he is on high alert as soon as he sees them.
Unfortunately he has just been fed. Maybe some other time.
>>24138339
Slinky would never c uck me. don't you say that
>>24138413
IT SLINKY
>>24137642
>tfw eskimo isn't on there
>>24138517
I'm sorry, anon. Eskimo is a nice name. I think slinky is a little too dark pigmented to support it though.
>>24138436
I realized after reading because hubertus made me excited. I guess I'll have to change my own name to Hubertus.
>>24137186
name him t-bh f-am
>>24137186
Name him op faM
>>24138439
I just talked to him psychically, he remembered me from his past life it turns out we met back in 1868 and we drowned together in a ship to America and we were buddies. It turns out he wants a relationship with me. This is troubling. May you be the mediator between us? Psychic links are very tiring.
>>24138591
Nigga don't lie.
I just talked to him and he's the reptilian royal heir to the Alpha Draconis throne
>>24138591
>>24138633
I confronted Slinky with both of these assertions.
His response is apparent bewilderment. I don't think he realized how important he was.
>>24138649
he's a cute lizard
looks pretty like a pretty chill dude... would eat crickets with
>>24138649
I demand monthly slinky threads so we can document his life and progress
>>24138725
>>24138649
seconding this
don't let sliky forget about us
tfw no slinky bf to kill normie bugs with
>>24138725
seconding this notion... i even made a macro
>>24138725
agree, he is quite the qt and i like these pics
![IMG_20151109_150002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cxt3tx6.jpg "IMG_20151109_150002[1].jpg")
>>24138725
>>24138743
>>24138758
>>24138779
I'm sure slinky would be happily to oblige
also that macro pic is beautiful, saved.
>>24138816
Can you buy him or make him a cute collar?
>>24138840
I suck at crafts, but I was planning on making him a little santa hat/beard for christmas.
Maybe I will make a little /r9k/ collar one day.
>>24138872
yes make a santa hat or buy one at the dollar store, how much did he cost?
call him LoLo
>>24138891
We got him locally, he was 60 pounds + 40 pounds for the vivarium and stand, so whatever that is in dollars I guess.apparently the pound sign isn't allowed anymore?
>>24138872
Nice, I'm excited for you with your new pet. Take care of him nicely anon!
>>24137716
yay! now for the fanart
>>24138940
chinese moot is fucking everything up, what do his shits look like?
If you expose slinky to the correct DNA accelematrix (only available to illuminati)
He can become a Humanoid Reptilian and be your best buddy and take you to space.
>>24139067
Will he also wear a nice red hoodie and rap some hip hops while they are in their travels? The hoodie is the most important part tbs( to be sincere)
>>24139096
Yes. Reptilians are renowned as the best rappers in the galaxy
>>24138978
normal I think. got the white stuff in it which is condensed urine I guess? cos they can't urinate.
>>24139067
>>24139096
Well I'm a britbot so I guess I'll be able to have a way to meet the queen now. (she's a reptilian right?)
Also all this space hip hop talk is reminding me of deltron 3030 which is one of my favorite music experiments and now by extention will be slinky's go to rapper.
>>24139134
>>24139141
deltron 3030 is pretty good
The queen is a half reptilian, like most of the royalty of ye olde days.
>>24139141
He will take you to magical places
>>24139214
>yo nigga wassup
>the fuck is going on this dude is naked
>shieet what you doing to him
Poor greys.
>>24138649
his cage might be too hot if he has his mouth open when not basking
>>24139254
yeah I read up on that, don't worry he is basking, I've had him 2 weeks now, only just now naming him. The first few days he was here I was testing the temperatures, it was too cold at first as he was digging.
There's a heatpad on half the tank and he's gotten used to moving between the two when needed. he cool.
>>24139276
they dig all the time doesn't really mean anything
>>24139290
Maybe he was just testing his boundaries on the new environment then.
>>24139304
yeah it was probably this.
>>24137186
Hope you have a UV light, most people forget lizards need sunlight or they get weak and sickly
>>24139317
Don't worry, got that sorted. He's chilling underneath it now.
>so slinky tells me I should hook up with you Anon?
CANT JINK THE SLINK
SLINKY OR DIE
REAL SLINKY HOURS
SLINKER THE STINKER
ASIAN DOG CREATURE
>>24139333
>mfw
please mind the spaghetti
Slinky is new r9k meme, one that normies can't take
>>24137186
Kek
We had one once. Don't know what happened, maybe lighting was wrong or something. Anyway, his skin peeled off rapidly and he went blind and whouldnt eat or drink. Starved himself to death as he was skinned alive. Dumb lizard
Death to snake normies
Why does everybody who owns a reptile always have a bearded dragon.
I had an Australian Water Dragon. Nobody else had one of those. Bearded dragons are boring.
>>24137860
My liege! *Takes a knee*
>>24139569
What was its name?
>>24139621
Isaac was his name.
>>24138725
I'm in. Daily threads though.
>>24137860
Slinky is da best
>>24138940
I'm American so I thought you said he weighed 60 pounds, I was like shit that's a big lizard.
>>24139608
needed more shitfilters
>>24139633
That's a good name. I hope it enjoyed its stay with you.
Well I'm gonna' head off. Thread's been fun and Slinky's just chillin'. I might be back tomorrow with another thread to extend Slink's exposure on the board.
I will be expecting memes. Laters.
>>24139936
Slink you later, OP.
>>24137186
Damn argonians! Backstabing bastards.
>During the monitoring of this thread by op, the lizard did:
>stole op's wallet
>convinced him of how harmless, thrustworthy he is
>already arranged an ambush outside op's house in order to kidnap him, steal his identity and take over the house
>opened all the windows so he can have more bugs to eat, infesting op's home
>gave op the rabies by a gentle unnoticeable bite
>>24140036
Now that is one devilish lizard
>>24140036
Damn scalebacks.
>>24139569
>dragon elitism
kek
Doesn't a jet black beard indicate that he is stressed?
>>24140780
could also mean he's in season.
though yeah it's probably stress, he did just change owners
