>there are people browsing this board on their way to work RIGHT NOW
>>24136919
Oh good another one of these FUCKING THREADS
GTFO YOU SCUM
>>24136919
Bukowski worked at a post office for most of his young adult years. He was only able to support himself full time as a writer when he was in his late 40s.
I work nights thurs-sat, I used to feel depressed knowing everyone else is out having fun while I'm at work, now I kek while I drink and play vidja till 8am sun-wed while wagekeks are sitting in rush hour.
>>24136958
Which means us NEETs of today are already doing better than him, imagine where we will be in our 40s.
>6:49am
>somewhere, a wagekek is getting out of bed after a weekend that felt too short, likely didn't get enough sleep. he's dreading the workweek ahead of him
>me, NEET, am on my way to bed after a fulfilling night of academic research for my own personal gain, ready to sleep for as long as I please.
Jealous?
>>24137008
Who is that targeted at KEK
NICE ONE SENPAI
>>24137035
Any wageslave who decides to check r9k before heading off to misery in return for a pittance of shekels.
>>24137035
YA GUYZ!!1
I get paid 35/hr to play on solidworks all day. Man its so hard being a wageslave.
>>24136919
Careful with that wagekeck you don't want to get into a traffic accident
>>24137008
Yes. Yes goddamnit.
>>24137138
Actually, despite working so he has money to spend, he rides the bus full of niggers.
>wagekeks stuck in traffic
>waiting for another unfulfilling day of non stop work
>some of them won't even see the sun today
>they will get 20 minutes or lunch break and that's it
8 straight hours of hell
MMeanwhile I woke up at 8, went for a walk and now I'm waiting for my professor to arrive for my drawing classes
>after that I will have the rest of my day to practice what he taught me or work on my music or even do something on blender
>>24137209
Except you wont youre probably gonna play video games or watch anime or jerk off all day
Get out of bed at 1
get to work for 2
browse r9k, and stuff till 10
get paid 80-100 pounds (150 USD)
go home at night (no traffic)
cook gourmet cuisine and do academic research
play monster hunter
drink
sleep
>>24137267
Not really. I don't play videogames or watch anime like wagekeks like to spend all their hard earned money on
Whenever I have money I like to go out for example thus Saturday I went to a beer festival, had some German beer, some German sausage with pickle mustard, half of my sisters strawberry margarita and some rusian pork with potatoes. It was very expensive and if set my off quite a bit but its worth more than any videogame except maybe fallout 4
>>24137275
>cook gourmet food and do academia research
Wait a minute this seems off
>tfw halfway the day already
Now comes the worst part, send help robots
girl asks you what you do for a living:
"KEK, a "living" TFW wagecuks I'm an academic" as you spew doritos over her."
No woman would look at you twice.
So whats the 5 year plan for you NEETs?
>>24137414
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_for_the_national_economy_of_the_Soviet_Union
>>24137391
That's why we only date other neet women
They are better than normal women because they don't go to drink n cheat and they can't afford to be fat and best part is wagekeks can't meet them anywhere
>>24137414
Yeah, how do neets bankroll their lifestyle? I wouldnt work a job if i didnt have to
>>24137414
In five years I will be good enough at art that I will be able to work for home as a freelancer
I'm making a lot of money for myself too, anon. You're allowed to enjoy your career.
>>24137391
Upset, wageslave? There's a beautiful woman I was introduced to through a mutual acquaintance coming by my home later today. I'm going to make her dinner and discuss the upcoming potential devaluation of the yuan with her. Try not to be upset, save yourself the trouble of attempting to make a humorous retort.
>>24137451
Either parents or the state
>>24137469
I'm sure you could get used to worse things doesn't mean you have to tho
I got sacked today, left the office had some beers. I like this post and love bukowski. I'm also keeping the shitty blackberry.
Tbh I'am at uni and I think it's the best of two worlds
Mondays and Wednesdays off, all I need to do is read books and shit
Spend half my day on PC and cook all my meals (I go gym so need clean food)
>>24137538
Paying to become a wagekeck
Enjoy it while it lasts. Hope you are partying a lot because soon the debt will consume you
Friendly reminder to wagekeks to not drink and drive to work. I know its hard having to work all day to get news rich but you can wait to start drinking once you get in the office, its not worth loosing your life over even tho you kind of are
>wagekeks working now
Great we have the whole board to ourselves for the next 8 hours
>>24137008
>academic research
Care to share your findings? Studying Kierkegaard right?
>>24136919
Thisis a nice observation.
>>24137088
I work so I can afford my family. I work so my infant daughter doesn't have to be on food stamps on have the anxiety of "are the lights going to be on?"
People need to work and be involved, it's healthy.
>>24137478
how can you afford food if you don't work?
I am at work being paid to browse this thread
>>24137758
>I work to afford my family
It's almost like a modern tragedy the father sacrificing himself for his offspring
Almost shed a tear
>>24137791
Enjoy your 15 minutes
>>24137782
Either neetbucks of parents allowance
>>24137791
>NEETs don't understand this is how most jobs are
Enjoy!
>>24137801
But what will the little NEET do when his autismbux ceases to be?
>>24137587
a. I'm not doing my course for a job lel
b. You think I'm paying my debt back? el oh el m80
Jokes on you
I am at work as you read this words
>>24137801
Hey man, at least I won the genetic lottery and biologically live on.
>>24137842
Neetbux is generally not enough to get by well with, and parents will only give you money for so long. After all, your parents are wagekeks too arent they?
A neet lifestyle needs to be paid for in one way or another. Just because you arent doing the work doesnt mean that work for your comfort is not being done at all.
>People are proud of being pathetic NEETs
Lol
>>24136979
Dead from suicide as your parents cant support you anymore.
>>24136979
50 lbs heavier, cholesterol problems, and still a ksv living in your mom's basement?
>>24136919
weww look at the grumplebutt neety sweetie he needs his blanky and nappy wap all the viddies make him sensitive and triggered
I have health problems, so i might be forced to get ajob soon to pay for medical bills.
I love america, visiting the ER is a debt sentence.
>Work as a doctor, earn more money than both my parents combined, and saving to buy them a new house after I've paid off my flat and I have a great deal of respect from the community from my line of work
Jokes on you, faggots!
>>24138251
>doctor
>robot
choose one.
>>24138351
Fair call, I usually come here to laugh at NEETs
>>24138127
I chuckled, what do they do when the money dries up?
>>24137459
>art
>work
404
>tfw wageslave but it's k
>work is a 10 minute walk away
>paid 10/her to move boxes around
>all my coworkers are cool and we talk about vidya while working
>back home before noon play games all day
It's pretty fun honestly. Gives me a bit of exercise in the morning and let's me enjoy the rest of my day. Everyone is nice and no one rides your ass about doing the job better
>>24137998
Wow do people actually think like this? How does that affect you at all?
I'm burnt out on video games and wouldn't be doing anything else with my time anyways, doesn't really bother me anymore. I'm good at what I do and work with a lot of interesting funny people, I'm married at 26 and we just bought a 200,000 dollar house. Not to brag, I don't even make a particularly large amount of money, just working hard and being optimistic can carry you a long way.
>>24137715
He probably researched "For Academic Purposes (FAP)"
>>24138584
She's going to divorce you or be unhappy with yall's marriage.
>>24136919
>tfw this thread
>tfw eventually he'll get muted
>tfw eventually he'll be too stupid to come up with something new because he's not a high school graduate
>tfw he has the mind of a child and leeches of his single mom who feels she has to take care of him or he'll leave her too like his dad
Feels good earning money and being smart
>>24137008
i didnt know they called world of warcraft academic research nowadays
>>24137335
>>24137209
Why do you keep blogging in every wageslave thread.
No, really. Why?
>>24138251
>claims to be a doctor
>calls people faggots on /r9k/
you are probably 1st year pre med, scrub
>>24138636
>le ebic all wimmin will divorce U meme
>>24138900
You mad
>>24138993
Being a doctor doesn't mean you have to be a nice person as well, anon.
>>24137440
they can, chatrooms are neetwomen centrals for wagekekers, every girl I met on chatrooms hasn't a job or has a part-time fake job
>somebody actually went to school after graduating high school for 4-6 years, and took out hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans to do so, which are gathering interest every year
>this person then competed tooth and nail for a job at a fast food joint, and will never pay back their loan
>meanwhile, smart people tell the government they're a wee bit sad, and they get thousands of dollars a month for free
Wageslaves, why?
>>24139005
>calling a 50% divorce rate and 35% unhappiness in non-divorced couples a meme
Keep deluding yourself that you're not being used to prop up other people's happiness at the expense of your own
>>24139149
>implying that 50% = 100%
>implying that 35% = 100%
>>24139176
>implying that those rates are a reasonable bet. No rational person would take it. Only sex starved keks who fear abandonment and aren't content with themselves would open themselves up to that kind of risk.
>>24139219
You sound too emotionally invested in something you'd never have m8
>>24139314
Regardless of how emotionally invested I am, I'm not wrong.
>this thread still going
You better finish that coffee and go back to work wagekeck you don't want to make the boss angry.
See you in another two hours when you get your 15 minute break
Meanwhile I finished my class that let me pretty tired so I'm comfy in bed. Already ate some tendis for lunch and I'm going to take a comfy nap
>>24139380
You are retarded if you think no one should get married ever, though
>>24137923
That will never happen. I don't even get neetbucks, I get an allowance from my rich father
>>24137927
I hope you don't live in America where they can jail you for owning money then
>>24138093
I think my parents will fully support me until I become knowledgeable enough to work from home as a freelancer
>>24136919
Just got off work, work 3rd shift, I go in at midnight, taking a shit right now, going to brush teeth and jerk off, no time to really workout, I need better food too for my lunch but family is a bunch of poorfags.
I lament my life ever minute, there are people my age half a year into their out of college job but I had to be a fuckup. Oh well, at least I have porn and music.
>>24139596
>Meanwhile I finished my class
Have you expanded the NEET acronym recently?
>>24137414
Go to the gym eeryday and get vry fit
Start taking art classes and become artist (even if I suck at it)
Get some of my writing published
Do lots of voluntary work with homeless
Find some way to balance being NEET and being employed
>>24138113
>people are proud to sell their bodys, time and women to the jews
>>24139715
also I was sick today and have an outbreak of acne so I wore a hat today and that made it worse. The girls at work are all ignoring me exept one butterface one, however I live with my mom and am an extremely boring debt fag with nothing to offer except awkward company. I am so angry, at everything. I am so frustrated with my existence. I am so depressed sometimes during work I just stop and have to push myself, just keep pushing.
>>24138251
Hope you don't get sued when you eventually screw up
>>24139754
Beats the shit out of starving
>>24139766
I suppose life support is better then death.
>>24138441
Wagekeck thinking that slavery is the only way to earn money
>>24138513
>talk about vidya when he could be playing as much as he wants
>spending his all his free time playing vidya when he could be improving his life in thousands of ways
>mfw NEETs are inadvertently encouraging an entire generation of young men to vote against social welfare programs
Loose lips sink ships, lads.
>>24138192
Sorry to hear this Anon
Can't you somehow find a way to set the building on fire?
It'll make them pay for being bastards
>>24138900
I'm just sharing details of my amazing life with wagekeck in order to show them that slavery isn't the only optio n
>8 to 6 tomorrow
>10 to 7 wednesday
Worst part is I can't spend any of the money, I want to do my masters degree without taking out a loan so I'm just staring at my balance
>>24139724
I'm not at work, not being trained for work and not in traditional education. I'm just making my path to success
>>24136919
I can't imagine a life defined by not doing something is particularly enjoyable, but the answer to the question is pretty straight forward: because he chose that life and sees the benefits as worth the effort. You frantically make these posts for your own entertainment but it also costs time and energy, which you think is worth what you get out of it
>>24139844
You're obviously not in Australia. Our NEETs are serving meals to junkies and sorting through clothes at salvation army stores. For 500 bucks a fortnight. The thought of socially awkward NEETs having to endure junkies makes my dick hard.
>>24139754
Holly shit I feel bad for you.
I wish you could spend all day practicing your hobby's and being comfy happy like I do
>>24139887
Uh huh. Let me guess, you're going to design the next big app, write a novel, get rich quick. Share your dream with us anon.
>>24139911
That is called employment wagekeck
>>24138592
>FAP: For Academic Purposes
>Next Van Halen album title
>>24139727
So, your NEET plan is to transition to no longer being a NEET. OK, good!
>MODS, could you please sticky "NEET=Not in Education, Employment, or Training" at the top of /r9k?
>>24139951
I will get good enough at blender, 3d studio and zbrush to work in freelance. I will do wathever I'm paid to model be it houses for architects characters for videogames or shorts or wathever. It's like being a hired gun of the art world.
I also want to illustrate and play the piano so I can go to some landmark and have fun drawing people and playing music for donations and to meet qts and I want to animate to work on my projects
>>24139219
Those are really good bets for what you get. You have never gambled in your life.
>>24139951
Wagekeke literally speechless
>>24139991
I love it. Poor little fuckers also have to do things like work in simulated offices, Jesus. All for shit tier welfare money. God, could you imagine the weirdos and housing commission hardcases they have to get bullied by? I honestly think an initiative like this could work in the states. Hey, if the Republicans regain power, it might just happen.
>be NEET
>accidentally meet some future wagekek on /r9k/
>he is in a ivy league university
>he constantly babbles about "networking"
>tells me how to interact with people
>discusses manipulative behavior and "tactics" that he has discovered
>gets internship a big company
>try to cheer up the wagekek
>"oh grats, that sounds exciting wagekek!"
>his internship ends
>tells me he is waiting to find out if he got a job from company
>he finally gets rejection letter
>cries about it for a while
>tells me he got rejected because his co-workers said he didn't fit in (autistic)
>some robot wagekek really believed he could become a character out of American Psycho
>>24140142
I don't get government money so I don't care. I will be working from. Home soon anyways
>>24140059
Ok good luck. I hope it works for you. You've got yourself to rely on, to make sure you put in the long hours required for success in a solo venture. It's a pretty competitive field after all, no time for slacking.
>>24140162
Poor wagekeck. At least he is a neet now even tho he must be fucked by debt forever now
>>24140208
Everything will work out. It always does for me. Have good luck with your dead end job with low risk and low reward
>>24140188
Well, welcome to the workforce. You're your own boss now, work hard, it's a jungle out there.
>>24137209
In education = not NEET
Also yr music sucks lol
>>24140215
I'm pretty sure if he fails, he's just gonna kill himself.
wew poor little neetybutts getting so triggered itt, wew. you sure are sensitive. maybe you need a nappy wappy to sleep off the regret of disappointing your family? wewww
>>24137008
> Jealous
All the way to the bank
>>24140294
come on man, the wagekek threads never tried this hard
they're designed to piss you off and it looks like they've done a really good job of it
>>24140274
I'm not in education retard neet is a word they use to categorize people either not working, having some sort of temp job or in school. Not in school = neet
>>24140081
So you're OK with your chances of being happy dropping to 15% automatically by getting married?
Because it's better to be useful and feel validated than worthless and a drain on more responsible adults.
weww someone is a grumplestiltskin today wew did daddy forget to say he's proud of you for the 18th year in a row?
>>24136919
Wait a fucking minute...where is that NEET vs wageslave chart? I'm fairly surprised it didn't pop up yet
>>24140292
If I fail (wich won't happen) I still got daddy's money. I would rather kill myself than live some shitty 9 to 5 wagekeks life tho talk about throwing your life away. You only get one
>>24140326
poor little neetybutt getting so so mad
>>24140393
#YOLO I feel you anon
being fulfilled is all about entering finance and marketing then sucking normie dick for cash
>>24140450
>sucking nirmie dick for cash
>being fufilled
Let's see what you think about that in another 20 years of monotonous work
>>24140509
Not all jobs are monotonous
>>24140341
I'm already married and yeah it was a really easy bet to make. I'm not even poor or uneducated, my risk for divorce at all is like 30% and far lower now that I've been together with her for 4 years. It's not even about marriage, don't the statistics say people are just as miserable single as they are married? The Jews really keked you boys hard
>>24137451
Parents.
Some live as maximum poorfag with neetbux.
>>24137451
Parents.
>>24140579
Tell me this again in 20 years
Type faster wagekeck lunch break is almost over time for work work work
>>24140757
I hope this board is up in 30 years and we will hear wagekeks going through midlife crisis and "oh god I wasted my time" threads.
We time to slave away for another 5 hours for the Jews wagekeck.
Another dollar
Another 5 days another 5 dollars.
Oh my look at the time. Lunch break is over!
>>24141018
I make a dollar every minute, and most of those minutes are spent shitposting here.
>>24138513
Home before noon? You must start early, like 5-6 AM? Or do you just have a short shift?
>>24137440
>can't afford to be fat
>junk food is expensive
>>24142174
15 minutes watch out for the boss
>>24136919
I wish I got to sleep in until 6:30 AM
>>24142838
It is in large quentiths
>>24136919
at least we contribute to society
I'm not even mad
I mean it could be worse, I could be a neet
>>24142921
Obesity rates are higher in impoverished neighbourhoods. Those on a limited income are mire likely to eat cheap, unhealthy food. Give up on the meme that neets actually cook their own food and are productive instead of jacking off to Chinese cartoons all day, wishing they had a real gf to comfort them. That will of course never happen because you're all fat and waste your lives chasing lower, short term pleasures. And when you realise how pathetic your life really is you get angry and depressed so you come to this shitty board which is full of shitheads such as yourself to remind yourself that you're not the only deadbeat, which validates your decisions to live a wasted life, so you continue to live out your shitty life until you finally get enough of it and finally end it.
But don't mind me, you just keep on living as a neet, deluding yourself that this is the life you really want, and not one that you were forced into because of your laziness and general faggotry. I really do pity some people on this board.
>>24139127
that's a lot of assumptions m8.
>>24143140
Not like society is worth contributing to.
And I'm not even a NEET.
>>24139596
>not browsing the chins and working at the same time.
are federal employees the ultimate welfare queens?
>>24145467
Yes. 90% of people in the Military have never been in a combat zone, and they still reap the same benefits as those who have, except for some minuscule "combat pay" bonus that amounts to shit.
>try to make original threads
>they die instantly
>make wagekek bait
>lots of replies and it lasts all day
>>24137478
>discuss the upcoming potential devaluation of the yuan with her
I love these wagekek threads
>>24143233
You say that like it's impossible to be both.
> be healthy, thin, productive neet
> wish I had a gf
> happy, relaxed life otherwise
I know it's hard for a wageslave to believe such a thing could exist, but fly with me here. Would your world really shatter if you accepted this? If it would, it's only because you yourself are not happy.
Im fat because i sit at a desk all day and eat fast food on my fast lunch breaks
>>24143233
>>24136919
I never really understood why this quote acted like eating breakfast and using the bathroom is a terrible thing.
>>24146527
Allow me to inform you, dear wageslave.
> wake up with two hours sleep debt
> forced to eat quickly and unhealthily
> too groggy to even taste it
vs
> wake up naturally after a full night
> have all the time in the world to wake up in peace
> prepare delicious breakfast with no rush
> eat in peace, enjoy the good meal
It is not the act itself, but the forced rush and all that comes with it. Likewise, shitting is much better when you need to do it instead of forcing it out because you can't afford to take a shit break later.
>>24145674
I can't imagine getting a girlfriend while NEET. Good lord, what would you say when she asks you the inevitable question "What do you do?".
>piano bar, cu-ck others' wives, read Kierkegaard
>>24137791
Me too.
>tfw paid 1-3 hrs a day to browse 4chinz from muh phone
Feels patrician
>be neet
>sit at home and jack off, play video games, and watch esports all day
I love it, why does it make me such a bad person?
Not gonna bullshit and say I write fucking music
>>24146638
Not really sure that's a bad response.
> oh I read Kierkegaard and play piano
vs
> I'm a trashman/cleaner/office drone
>>24140372
I have a wagekek job and I still feel worthless
>>24139711
One day your parents will die, and the fact you think that knowledge is enough to get any sort of job is proof of your lack of knowledge about how the world works.
>>24146527
Because free people eat and piss when they want (not in the short window alloted before their jewboss gets angry at their not being at work)
> used to be a NEET, a 2 year phase
> was absolutely miserable
> bought a motorcycle which changed my look on life
> good looking so confidence helped me get a gril
> worked as a commercial dustman doing awkward and long hours. Before that I did a boring warehouse job.
> depressed
> got out but find a comfy job.
> worked hard and got a promotion
> work 30 hours a week with another promotion coming (being trained for it at the moment).
> Current pay is 24K pounds which for 30 hours of fun is great.
If you're a NEET i suggest you do something radical. Buy a cheap motorcycle or offer to sail with someone on a small sail boat around the world or something. Lie on your CV, if you have a huge gap just say you were self employed eg. photographer, do shitty jobs for references.
At least learn to code.
>>24137138
>implying wagekeks wouldn't relish a traffic accident
>>24147106
I'm pretty sure you've never had a job.
>>24137391
>Minimizing your free time for the sake of a wet hole
