>wake up
>see this
>realize you're tied to the floor
what do you say to convince her to free you?
I am a kissless virgin and I post on 4chan.
>>24136299
congratulation
I naturally repel women so I just have to wait for her to leave and I can work on untying myself.
Alright. What's going on. How does one tie someone to the floor is their rings or something.
I'm off today so I'd just see where this was going.
>>24136326
>so I'd just see where this was going.
you're also naked
>>24136214
>implying I wouldn't want to be used and abused by a hot redhead
>>24136382
that's very sexist mate
>>24136312
So are you going to free me?
>>24136392
It is sexist, because women aren't playthings. "Oh, I open door for women so they suck me off" STFU misogynistic fuck
>>24136402
she says NO and starts looking at your tiny penis
let her know i've got hep c
>>24136420
That means freedom is very close! I hope it's cold outside so it looks even more tiny and shriveled.
>>24136382
>hot
Eh... I'd say she's cute not hot
>>24136415
Please don't post anymore
>>24136433
she says tiny dicks infuriate her... the tiniest they are the angriest she gets.,.. you must be punished
>>24136479
Lmao roastie getting toastie.
>>24136479
please dont peg my boipussy and make me call you mommy! Id totally hate that!
I'm going to get loose eventually. And when I do, you're gonna fucking regret this.
I pretend to love her and say/do what she wants to hear and kill her at the first opportunity.
>>24136496
she sees your pathetic attempt at bluffing and wears her punishment suit.
>this is going to hurt me than it will hurt you
she says
I just talk to her like I'd talk to any other girl.
If she's like them, she'd be untying me and politely asking me to leave shortly.
If she isn't, well she's a keeper anyways then.
>>24136539
Hurry up then.
>>24136214
I really ain't worth the effort.
>>24136579
>your punishment has been decided
she says
>you shall be raped by my friend and the act will be recorded and uploaded to the internet
"You can keep me as long as you want."
did you get banned from /tv/ again?
I simply say "I like you, we should get lunch or something sometime"
>Oh gee anon I'm awfully busy
>Well my boyfriend ...
>I don't really go out ...
She won't be able to get me out of there fast enough.
>>24136494
i love the smell of toast in the morning
>>24136214
I'd at least tell her to turn off the light for fuck sake
I don't know but I would NOT ERP about it.
>>24136214
AM I BEING DETAINED SENPAI?
>>24136214
>you're also naked
I'd probably end up flustered and trying to somehow explain why I'm getting a boner while trying not to think about the fact that such a situation would be a fucking turn on to me.
I doubt I'd try to talk myself out of it though, not until her intentions are clear. I'd probably ask why I'm tied to the ground and where I am, assess my surroundings and whatnot.