I want a girlfriens
NOW
I WANT A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW NOW NOW NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHJHHHHHHHHHHH&HHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW
NOW
NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I do too. But they're too busy fucking all the attractive Chads. Then they move on to a different Chad, doing this for fucking years.
>>24135053
limit your internet use to 1-3 hours a week at absolute maximum and you'll increase your odds dramatically nobody wants an internet addict wew
You're no different than annoying cunt girls crying on tumblr about their boy problems. Please fuck off of this board.
>>24135053
Start adding more smug into your life. Start with 10 minutes of smug each morning gradually working your way up.
I KNOW THAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw no qt gf to talk about boring stuff with
>having gf
>falling asleep cheek to cheek after some schlong vs vagoo
>waking up the next day fresh and happy, drive her home.
>get text that she already misses me.
>feels good
>>24135053
Wanting a gf is like wanting a dog.
Its a lot of work, if you are a lazy NEET don't bother
>>24135053
Shut the fuck up OP
Why would you want a whore who will cheat on you and eventually leave you because she get's bored of you? Have some fucking dignity for Christs sake
>>24137117
>posts odin
>"Christs sake"
have some fucking respect mate
>>24135549
>1-3 hours a week at absolute maximum
>1-3
>a week
You're a madman. I couldn't even live off of 1-3hrs a DAY.