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You are now hitler, the year is 1939 just after the invasion
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You are now hitler, the year is 1939 just after the invasion of poland where brit and france first delcare war.

What do you do differently?
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Leave Russia the fuck alone
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>>24135038
No two front war
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Give more power to the generals. Also actually commit the holocaust since the jews will be bitching about it for hundreds of years either way.
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Don't holocaust the Jews. Instead start killing off Chads en masse. Start executing women and children at random. Send death squads to various houses to exterminate them. Make a pact with Soviet Russia and form a Red Fascist superstate.

Fund research to nuke the USA and Brit and France.

Just start a holocaust of humanity basically.
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install linux
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fuck your mum tbqhwy
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>>24135038
>dont invade russia try to ally with them or at least ceaesfire
>finish the brits and frogs at dunkirk and use the forces that would have been used in the eastern front and deploy them to brits and to reenforce mussolini
>cease the oilfields in the middle east
>dont delcare war on america, let them and the japs duke it out
>take all of europe
>produce the me262 jet into mass numbers
>work on interocontinental v2 rocket that can reach america
>take all of africa and then take america and canada through greenland, japan attacking through alaska
>get argentena and spain to become axis power
>world domination?
>maybe take the japs or the russians last
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wait for russia to make the first move
pleade to the US for help because I don't want my glorious country to fall to communists
let the US defeat the soviets
one that is done I'll probably be rewarded a piece of the union for my efforts in the war against communism
implement national socialism in my given areas
wait a few years
then go on with the invading as planned
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>>24135038
Kill myself.. Oh wait.
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>>24135038
Get super fucking jacked up on meth and fight on the front lines myself in the eastern front, destroying anything in my path and ultimately killing every dirty commie bare handed.
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>>24135142
>don't war with murrica
>japs still on your side

Probs naw bruh
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>>24135038

Co-ordinate attack on Russia with Japan, cancel "big ships" program and go for u boats and long range maritime bombers/torpedo planes.

Explicitly promise the USA that they must take over English/French colonies in the Americas/pacific for security reasons.

And quietly build an Eastern front Sigfried line just in case Stalin gets any ideas.
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>>24135155
>pleade to the US for help
>let the Us defeat the soviets
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>>24135142
>implying hitler wasn't trying to hold a truth with the Russians for a while
>implying the Russians weren't going to break it anyways

Stalin always viewed hitler as the enemy
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>>24135038

>spam NAVs and 30-stacks of SSs.
>align Hungary and Romania
>use logistical strikes to get enemy ORG down to zero
>use paratroops to secure the British beaches
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>>24135142

Hitler did have an alliance with the USSR, and he also did have an ICBM.
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>>24135038

Don't push for an invasion on Stalingrad, but instead devote more forces to holding the oil fields in Baku.
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>>24135404
>Hitler
>ICBM
What?
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..Everyone is getting way too complicated.

>invent the nuke
>nuke everyone
>win
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>>24135038
Focus 100% on russia, doesn't matter if we lose to the allies, focus onlu russia, don't ally with japs, don't send help, tell the Italians to not start wars but only help to special troops (of which italian ones were amazing) and supplys, don't officially let them enter the war let them do the same things americans did with britain and russia.
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>>24135729

"Polish scientist Prof Meiczyslaw Moldovia worked at Furstenstein castle for Laternentrager After the War he revealed he had worked in the training of Nazi astronauts for a piloted version of the V-2 rocket. Such a rocket project did exist, called the A9/A10 Amerika Rakete intended for launch against New York. His claim might be dismissed as the product of an overworked imagination, but in January 1945 Rocket scientist Wernher von Braun stated in a report to Berlin that problems with the piloted A9 were solved. From near Arnstadt the launch of such a rocket was observed on 16 March 1945, but remains unconfirmed.

In 2000, Der Speigel surprised the world when it published an interview with an interview with Raul Streicher. Streicher claimed to be Nazi Germany's third A9/A10 astronaut after Rudolph Schreder and Martin von Duhlen. Some of Streicher's claims seemed unbelievable but Der Spiegel launched a special investigation studying classified archives of the Third Reich and could not disprove his story.

It has to be noted however that some of Streicher's assertions about his own flight defy even the performance projections made for an A9/A10 rocket by it's developers, such that Streicher's claims about his own personal rocket flight should not be trusted.
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>>24135038
>you will never mow down subhuman slavs with your mg-42
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>>24135729
>>24135851

Corroboration however comes from unexpected sources. In his book "Leap of Faith" (pub 2000) US "Gemini" astronaut Gordon Cooper stated that in April 1945 at Peenemunde the Germans had "a manned V-2" ready to fly. Cooper claimed his information came from "Jack Keutner" alias Dr Joachim Kuttner, a former Peenemunde scientist working for NASA.

Laternentrager was also linked with the work of Dr. Erich Regener, who meticulously researched the effects of radiation from 1914. In 1942 Regener became involved with the V-2 project developing a pressurised re-entry capsule with parachutes for a soft landing. This was called the Regener Tonne. Had the V-2 been used for nuclear warheads, or nerve gas, then Regener's capsule would likely have
been a pre-requisite. Interest in Regener's work inexplicably halted in mid-1944."

https://sites.google.com/site/nazibelluncovered/home/laternentraeger

IIRC the A9/A10 system underwent several revisions with significant changes so maybe later versions had more range.
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>>24135038
Whatever I do, don't invade russia...that's for sure

>>24135789
all materials needed for nuke are in allied held countries, and you just made all your top nuclear scientists flee to the US because you consider them subhumans
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>>24135038
>start funding assault rifles
>look into jets
>try not to kill my subordinates
>still do the holocaust, the science will be worth

If russia is still my ally
>we trade science research

If russia is enemy
>invade in spring
>push them back
>once winter starts coming
>retreat, but trick russia into thinking we are close ArtOfWar.ppg

>trade science shit with japland
>tell japland to focus of new tech and aircrafts
>ask mexico to invade texas
>tell mexico we will only help for texas
>america gets pissed
>create rocket propelled missle
>biological warfare only
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You know, I don't think there is anything to do differently. Invading Poland after the British guaranteed its integrity was a pretty retarded move. Britain and the commonwealth was a huge force and loosely tied to the US.

Maybe it would have gone well for Germany if they had moved south before trying to conquer France and Poland.
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>>24135878

>all materials needed for nuke are in allied held countries, and you just made all your top nuclear scientists flee to the US because you consider them subhumans

These are both myths. Germany had large stockpiles of uranium, and nobody has shown what specific technical hurdles the Germans ran into that could have been avoided had certain scientists not left.
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Build those death camps but for real this time!! Xdddd
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>>24135354
>a truth
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>>24135038
He pretty much fucked himself from the get go. If it were CIV he could have won culturally.
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>>24135038
I surrender.
Ask US for help-
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>>24135142
>vade russia try to ally with them or at least ceaesfire
he did this and russia ammassed all its units on the germ-russian border and was about to attack
correct, he should never have let those 15,000 british pows return to england, he should have entirely crippled the nation in terms of trade, communications, military functions e.t.c
>cease the oilfields in the middle east
correct
>dont delcare war on america, let them and the japs duke it out
correct
>take all of europe
correct
>produce the me262 jet into mass numbers
this was developed very late war mate, they were barely implemented. most of germany's great inventions came late war and it was already too late
>work on interocontinental v2 rocket that can reach america
kekked
>take all of africa and then take america and canada through greenland, japan attacking through alaska
irrelevant, america wouldnt have declared war on germany if previous statements came true
>get argentena and spain to become axis power
>world domination?
hitler never wanted this, thats why he left britain alone, he wanted a united europe
>maybe take the japs or the russians last
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A little less Jew killing and a lot more memeing.
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>>24135038
Team up with Russia and take USA out.
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>>24135142
The Japs would never ally themselves with commies, that's the whole reason why they invaded china. If Germany and the USSR weren't fighting they'd have no reason to work with the Nazis. Actually it's not like the Japs and Germans gave each other much material support or anything. Might as well have not been allies.
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>>24135142
>dont declare war on america, let them and the japs duke it out
>take all of africa and then take america and canada through greenland, japan attacking through alaska

You really think the japs would still be around to help you? Unless you offered a lot more material support to Japan (which you couldn't do without declaring war on america) things would probably turn out just as they actually did. You'd basically be forced to brawl it out with north america. Not to mention Russia would probably turn on you as soon as you committed to a front. Stalin always hated Nazi Germany, even during the cease-fire. Makes sense- would you want one of the most aggressive and powerful superpowers at that time on your doorstep, or would you rather side with the american superpower that is very far away and deal with them later?
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>>24138718

Actually, the Germans provided lots of technological expertise to Japan, and they helped them with their nuclear program. Japan provided some rare materials that the Germans were lacking.
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>fight defensively on the eastern front/secure the east pending invasion from Russia
>don't go crazy
>follow the type of concentration camp that holocaust deniers believe in (no unnecessary killing, just forced labor and gassing of lice)
>take the middle east for oil
>bring spain into the war to support
>push russian forces towards finland once war breaks out if possible
don't know enough/not strategic enough to provide any other tactics
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>>24135065
The Soviet Union attacks. What now?
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>>24135038
Try to make amends with the french and english, so we can get rid of the soviet scourge together
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Invade England immediately
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>>24135098
given the relatively primitive technology of the time, I'm sure you meant "install OpenBSD" ;)

>>tfw yes, im wearing a trilby under my helmet
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>>24135252
careful m8, thats how all this Wolfenstein bother started.
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