why haven't you bought a doll yet?
a doll would never leave you
a doll wouldn't care what you look like or how much money you earn
a doll would never cheat on you
a doll would never grow old
This shit is beyond creepy.
>>24132741
Im 19, so im waiting until im 40 until I consider getting one. 20 years should be enough time for sex doll tech to evolve.
stop posting shit tier dolls
>>24132869
Just get a fuckin wife
Gotta say that looking at doll pictures turn me on more thanreal women. Maybe I'll get one if I ever manage to attain sufficient escape velocity to fly off from my NEETdom.
>>24132911
lol anon pls, wifes cost more. plus, like i said, sex doll tech might be godlike in 20 years. until then I'll focus on me
>>24132865
>>24132911
What the fuck are you doing here?
That one weird little girl doll company has a gallery featuring a 1:1 representation of my waifu (and a strict policy on the use of their images), but there is no chance in Hell that I am to receive $10,000 or whatever the final cost would be, let alone face the social stigma of owning a plastic little girl.
>>24132865
>>24132911
Who ordered the roast beef?
>>24132906
source desu?
>>24132741
B/c they're so cold. They're for fucking and looking at and I want something to cuddle
I'll wait for the tech to improve
>>24133305
you can still cuddle a doll
Prohibitively expensive for a good one, and even then the faces are terrible. It's possible to create good faces for this stuff but the sex doll companies clearly never bother with that area.
Realdolls get points for having the option for shemale/futa stuff, though. I'd definitely get a shemale
>>24132741
where do i buy one and how much are they?
srs desu senpai
>>24132741
I'm poor and always will be. Also I live with mom.
>>24133263
its called the petite jewel my friend
>>24133415
about 3500 USD for this one from dsdolls.us
but there are plenty of other manufacturers too
>>24133487
You're getting ripped off desu
>>24133487
i meant dsdoll.us
>>24133499
o rly?
Post dolls getting fucked.
>>24133487
too plastic looking desu
>tfw no Davecat best friend
>>24133539
>>24133487
Still not remotely realistic. The people who make wax figures (pic related) should get involved with the people who make sex dolls.
>>24133539
she's pretty cute
post moar
>>24133571
Someday, brobots... someday.
What's the point in buying a doll in the form of something you can get consensually and legally?
Why the fuck would you get a doll when you can just get a waifu instead
>>24133646
That's kinda the idea. I personally don't like cleaning my monitor every other night.
I wouldn't fuck a doll, but for lack of woman, I'd enjoy cuddling with one. Especially if they make one that mimics the warmth, breathing and heartbeat of a real female.
>>24133660
I'd rather have to clean my monitor than the orifices of a doll.
>>24133670
I post this image of a skeleton sitting in a waiting room in response to your temporally unreasonable request.
>>24133704
You don't like the idea of giving doll waifu a bath?
>>24132741
>>24132741
>>24132741
I'm down for a doll. But you have to answer, how long have you had it, and does it get less interesting over time? Seems like something I would buy and use for a few months and then just leave it in a closet.
>>24133747
My guess is you'd fall deeply in love with it over time, and it would start to seem real.
>>24133629
>>24133629
Don't lie you fucking piece of shit. You can't get a girl with a body like that to fuck you on command 24/7 and do anything you want any time you want
>>24133789
Of course not, unless you like being in the sex offender registry and Bubba's long rod up your butthole.
>>24133789
What country do you have to go to for that?
>>24133747
I guess if you only fucked it occasionally, like getting laid at the weekend, you would never get bored
>>24133447
i just masturbated to hentai for the first time since around 2005
stupid 4chan...you finally got me
>>24133670
They used to sell heart shaped pillows that simulated the heartbeat of another person. A few lucky people got them and put them in their body pillows before they were taken off the market because it caused arrhythmia in a few people, I think.
>>24133856
lewl
>>24132741
Not speaking for everyone, but if I can't get any then I can't get any. I'll never sink to the level of buying a doll or a whore. Bad as it is even being incel is better than that.
Just make yourself a tulpa and save a few grand
>>24134598
Being incel is not better than paying for a whore. A large percentage of normie men and even Chads have probably done it.
>>24134710
Buying a whore is essentially bowing down to the pussy on the pedestal, and supporting female privilege and sexual inequality. Even if I likes the sex, I would feel like absolute shit for literally paying for temporary access to a women's sexual capital.
However, buying a doll is a big fuck you to the gynocentric feminazi regime. They were created by men for men. If you can be happy with a doll, you have evolved beyond the need for women. And you are better than waifufags because you can actually get the physiological and psychological health benefits of physical intimacy that you would get with a real person, but would not get staring at a fucking animeme character while you eat your ramen and tendies.
>>24134710
Normie here. I have had sex with hookers. And guess what, I don't give a fuck.
>>24132741
I'm fat, I'm old, I'm bald, and a virgin.
But I still have my dignity OP.
>>24134881
fucking zipperheads
The woman's vagina monopoly is coming at an end, fellow robots. One just said to me "but what will be our point ?" when I showed her one of these dolls. Of course she replied she was joking, but deep down they know, it was her first reaction to think about the ending of her semen demon's influence looking at this bright future, our liberation.
>>24134881
>trying not to get vanned
>posts pic of naked dolls of children
>>24134923
I think that's exactly why they're trying to ban them
>>24134881
do they make a white looking one
>>24134835
>>24134835
>I would feel like absolute shit for literally paying for temporary access to a women's sexual capital.
Thats probably because you're a broke.
I lost my virginity to a hooker and I don't regret it, because it taught me how overrated sex is.
Unless the girl is truly spectacular, I think sex is pretty lame. I've had WAY better orgasms masturbating with prostate stimulation.
>>24134884
You sure don't sound particularly dignified you pathetic old fat fuck
>>24134933
This picture is posted on /pol/ all the time so I'm just going to guess that it's safe
>>24134964
Dignity what keeps me going. Otherwise, I'd lost my virginity to a street hooker decades ago.
>>24134956
>Unless the girl is truly spectacular, I think sex is pretty lame. I've had WAY better orgasms masturbating with prostate stimulation.
i've also had far better orgasms on my own with drugs and toys than with a woman, but that doesn't mean sex is worse than masturbation. sex is more than just the orgasm. it's also the comforting flood of hormones you get lying next to your partner afterwards.
that's one of the reasons some people feel so shitty after masturbating; sure you've had an orgasm but the brain is telling you that something is still missing
that's the kind of thing a doll can probably help with, in my opinion.
>>24134835
jesus christ you sound exactly like tumblr but for robots. Have we come full circle? We tried so hard to distance ourselves from SJWs that we didnt notice how we became their mirror image in the end. Scary
>>24132911
>just get a wife bro ;^) just b urself
Why is it so hard to accept that life sucks and you will be alone?
It's better than pretending a piece of silicon as companion.
>>24134956
Noap. I'd feel the same way if I won the lottery. Though I could afford to fuck and/or cuddle escorts all I wanted, I would hate to simply pay women for existing and having sexiness. What I would do is invest in or start my own company to make realistic looking and lifelike dolls I would enjoy falling asleep with and waking up holding.
Or, ya know, just get a gf if I could. Being a John feels like setting a precedent, that access to women = spending money, and if I see escorts, then try to get a gf, then I'll only attract gold diggers who only want money. None if this is relevant to my life though, I don't buy hookers or dolls, I just buy lottery tickets, which retarded as it is, feels like a much better use of money than paying for real or simulated intimacy if money is scarce.
>>24135059
Think about how it feels to pay women just for being a warm piece of meat you get to touch for an hour. If you have the means, why not just get a realdoll3.0 you can cuddle, caress and stick your dick in whenever you want.
>>24135027
>sure you've had an orgasm but the brain is telling you that something is still missing that's the kind of thing a doll can probably help with, in my opinion.
Yeah you're right about that. A doll + weed provides a very similar expirience to really good sex
>>24132741
because i don't have a necrophilia fetish or thousands of dollars to spend on a glorified fleshlight
VR is the future anyway
>>24135226
how do you touch VR?
>>24135196
the doll is cold an inanimate. I'll have to wait for loli androids
>>24135240
VR touches you, it's not something you passively fuck.
Were can I buy ones that look like the OP?
The realdoll ones look like im gazing into the abyss of the uncanny valley
>>24135334
dsdoll.us
>>24135376
Fuck i wish i wasnt poor
>>24135412
>Fuck i wish i wasnt poor
me too anon, me too
>>24133323
She'll never cuddle back.
>>24132767
>how much money you earn
These dolls don't look free.
>>24135544
No one will
>>24135555
aha, good point
>>24135249
see
>>24133670
>I'd enjoy cuddling with one... that mimics the warmth, breathing and heartbeat of a real female.
Its not a real comparison, unless you're paying a whore $6000 a day for the live in gf experience. Otherwise you pay by the hour for access to the women, or $6000 for a doll you can keep and use however you want whenever you want.
>>24132741
Because I can have sex with real women.
>>24133487
do they make nice ones with massive tits and ass?
Because I ony had to pursue a few hours of concentrated self improvement before I got a girlfriend which obeys me, paid for the house, makes dinner, does the dishes, selects my clothes and keeps track of my agenda.
Things a doll can not do.
Pathetic beta shits.
>>24135669
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OUT OUT
>>24135744
>>24135669
so why are you even here?
>>24134923
Dolls are on the verge of obsolescence due to the coming age of VRGFs.
my creepy ass brother has one. parents are about to throw him out soon so I won't have to look at that creepy thing again
>>24134881
>baleeted
he got vanned anyway
RIP anon
>>24135771
This is a board for original content, not virginal whining.
![Aboriginal-Shaman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EzADTWI.jpg "Aboriginal-Shaman[1].jpg")
>>24135814
This is a board for aboriginal content, not bragging about being normie.
>>24135567
I know that all too well.
>>24135701
>do they make nice ones with massive tits and ass?
how massive?
>>24135771
Because I like the memes and the culture. Sometimes I join in and pretend to be a robot. Pretty sure only like 10% of /r9k/ is actually robots.
>>24135927
noape
Wouldn't banging one be like banging a corpse? That's just too weird. Also, can they be ordered with customized face and body? The ones I've seen have all looked like disgusting pornstars with balloon tits and nigga lips. If I had the money I could order one with qt body and face like in picure related.
Getting a realdoll would probably seal my fate for good, the last nail in my coffin, but there's a good chance I was never going to get a real girlfriend anyway.
>>24135059
Read about the horse shoe effect on politics. Really interesting.
>>24135927
>Mfw people finally pretend to be NEETs to fit in.
>>24135111
You sound like a primitive neanderthal. Women are just an ongoing chemical reaction of hydrogen, oxygen and carbon. If silicone can bring you as much happiness as a female scum can, its not pretend.
>>24136112
I concur.
>original content blahblahblah
