>that one word or phrase you constantly say out loud to yourself, sometimes involuntarily
What is it, robits?
>talking to myself
>tfw realise someone is listening
most of the time its bladee lyrics but still
>>24133199
bladee is trash
>I love you, Anon
When I invariably relive an embarrassing moment in my mind. It's comforting since no one else will be saying it to me in the near or distant future
Fuck, I wanna die
>>24133199
I would want to be your friend if I heard you. I like ecco2k the most
>>24132720
Kim.
>shh, it's okay, calm.
>you should really kill yourself, you're the worst fucking scum
>you can do it
okay my 3 phrases are a bit varied, but they all get used a lot
>>24132720
I have couple one is "i'm so sorry". I usually think that after i think something painfully shamefull memory.
Does anyone know why people do it? Is it cos we have no one to talk to so we have to start talking to our selves?
>>24133199
saw him along with yung lean live, was dope
>>24132720
>and then he shot himself
I don't say it out loud but it's become an impulsive thought.
I'm not even suicidal.
its pronounced
ess ehm aich fahm tee bee aich
>"Fucking Niggers"
Usually when something bad happens.
when i think about a bad memory which happens often usually when im trying to get some sleep
i say
>i wish i was dead
repeatedly and until i can calm myself
I cant do this
>>24133275
snowmen is my fav song from both. id like to see ecco2k release a mixtape or album or something though
>>24133338
yeah, lean concerts always seem to be turnt af
>>24132720
I like narrating what im doing under my breath.
>Do something stupid or wrong
>Chuckle "yeah naturally."
When I feel like shit i can hear "title fight - your screen door"
Playing in my head. That song kills me every time.
I sing "cock in my ass" to the beginning of the Dr Who theme
>"don't kill yourself don't kill yourself don't kill yourself."
>"fuck man..."
man I'm so hard on myself. Life sucks
>>24132720
>Please, kill me.
Also
>I hate you.
Said it to my mom once and she treats me differently now.
deet doot doo doo doo deet doot
doot doo doo doo dee doo deet doot
>cholerny potworem
>>24133533
Nice Wojak but I think Geralt is more ripped than that.
>>24132720
>I hate myself
Shockingly, not an original comment.
>>24133392
youre not alone anon
the robot is a shit feature btw
"Typical"
"Only me"
"Cunt"
"You're a big guy, for you."
Helps me calm down.
>Were it so easy.
I know I'm autistic.
I usually mutter "Just fuck my shit up" when something goes wrong.
>>24133392
damn, i do that too. also "kill myself" without the 'i wanna'. also comes up when im thinking of awkward things i did
>GOOD STUFF REALLY
Said when something of note happens. I can't stop.
>It's okay, you'll be fine
>Stop stop stop
>Calm, quiet, don't stir
Usually at night before I sleep
>dayum dat ass tho
>drope
>Liquid!
>gosh darn it
>what the heck
>yo, monkey guy
>make it stop
>snaaake!
>'fuck!'
>'okay, shh, you got this. another day, more experience. shh.'
Usually when something unpleasant happens
>"End my life"
>>24133249
I say that to myself a lot too
>>24133365
What does baka filter to these days?
>>24132720
>I hate people
>nuclear weapons
>>24133455
Fuck I thought I was the only one
>The fuck is wrong with you?
>What would you do that?
>Are you fucking dumb?
>Jesus mother of fuck
>Why does bad shit keep happening?
>Everything is terrible
But mostly just screaming out fuck as loud as possible.
>>24132720
niggers
I can't help it.
>you're okay
>no noo nono no no no fuck fuck fuck
>its in the past now
>forget it
>>24132720
> Kill yourself idiot
> Now
>>24132720
>god fucking dammit
>just fuck my life up
>kill me already
>you fuckin wot m8
These are all thing I may say on a daily basis depending on how shitty my day goes
>>24132720
"What do you mean?"
I find myself asking myself that when an inner though gets too provocative.
That's about it, rest is whistling tunes stuck in my head.
kill yourself
wish I was dead
who else only refers to themself as we in their heads?
When I think of something embarrassing that happened in the past I say "Ow" out loud. As if it's physical pain.
>Shut up
>Kill yourself
>You're worthless
>>24132720
>I'd rather be dead
Which is weird because I decided I'm not going to suicide like 5 years ago. It's comforting somehow though.
>JUSTAre you happy now, Robot?
>"I will become god"
>"I will attain god-hand"
I'm an artist btw
>>24134359
here we go, I forgot 95% of robots are schizophrenic loonies.
R9K home to one of the rare diseases.
>>24132720
>I wish that I was dead
>I want to die
>please god let me die in my sleep
and so forth
uuurrrgghh
Usually when I remember something really embarrassing. Never ending haunting memories, this ride never dies.
>I hate me loif
I randomly blurt "shoot myself in the head" often, and it's getting worse.
Usually when I wake up I suddenly remember some shitty 4chan comic or sentence and I repeat it until I step out of the house. Today it was Pajeet my son.
Sonuva [random garble of words I find comedic when placed together]
>Sonuva asphyxiated parrot
How autistic am I?
>>24133374
Me too, what the hell.
>I want to go home
I'm not sure why I keep repeating it, 90% of the time I *am* home.
>I wish I was dead. No, I wish everyone else was dead.
You can thank pic related for that one.
>>24134459
Same desu tbqh
>kill me
Also
>I'll get better
>>24132720
>I'll fucking kill her
>Kill them, kill them all
>I'll fucking kill you
Sometimes I have a "her" or "you" in mind, sometimes not
>>24134505
Maybe you're an alien!
>>24132720
>god damn it
always
>>24134554
When I was an angsty edgy teen I genuinely thought I was an alien
Turns out I just had autism
>i don't...
>i'm done
>it's trash
>>24132720
hikarabita kotoba wo tsunaidefuck that cartoon though
>>24132720
Usually something like
>I wish I was dead
or
>Cunt
>>24134359
fuken smeegel
"Niggers"
> ERROR: YOU MUST WAIT 1 SECOND BEFORE POSTING A REPLY
shut the fuck up you god damned kek nigger loving inbred god forsaken potato brained fuckwit. holy fuck I hate this board's requirements sometimes.
>>24134655
Pls no bully pls senpai desu I hate the filter shit here
>>24134578
A metaphroic nickname for assburgers is apparently "wrong-planet syndrome". You've always been an alien desu senpai
"Having fun watching my boring ass life from a TV?"
I wanna shoot myself
a gentle but firm "ssshhhh" to my thoughts when they start veering in a dark place or feel overwhelming. usually works.
>"John's Buying"
>"One More Night"
>"Stop Lyin"
Usually to my squad, not myself.
'kill me' is the popular verse.
>>24132720
I say 'wew lad' to myself alot when I start thinking of edgy stuff. It's a good way to make yourself stop
>>24132720
>"why?"
>"just a dream"
>"I'm sorry Laura"
>"every day"
>>24134102
It's okay anon. Arbiter has some dope ass dialogue.
"And so... You must be silenced"
>>24132720
whenever someone's done talking to me and i'm sure i said something funny
>holy fuckin shit shut the fuck up next time
every other time i fuck something up
>ah, of course
>yee
(When im too lazy to say yeah)
>dee-ohje
(Short for dee-o-gee, which is d o g, as in dog. When i refer to dogs i call them deeogees or deeohje for short)
>dude...
(For no reason or when i get in deep though)
>nah man
>not even (when i dont like something or something dosent meet a certain criteria of sone sort)
>GONNA RISSEE UUPP WAKE N BAKE (when I wake n bake)
>butthole surfers lyrics
>tool lyrics
>primus lyrics
>WWWWWWWOOP
(When I call emo faggots. Me and my little brother make a loud woop noise everytime we say something emo like or we complain)
>we call "emo" uhmo
>we call well built muscly people mutants
>i call normies "smudges". Everday people. The are nothing but a smudge in reality. Normie ass smudges.
I have more
>I will start tomorrow
>never begin
>Kill yourself
>Fuck you
I say these every time I fuck up, which is quite often.
>>24132720
I want to kill somebody
I always use it too kind of shout a thought out of my head. Sometimes il continue it with "who should I kill" and "maybe myself". I do this aloud all the time but I'm not violent or angry or suicidal at all. I just do it when I remember something embarrassing unsaid or did. Pretty sure no one has heard me before.
>I want to be a girl so bad
Inb4 fuck off tranny
>>24132720
Fucking Jews again
>>24133374
this and also
>fuck my ass
>jesus fuck-me christ
'allahu akbar' in realistic arabic accent.
im not muslim, for some reason i just say it a lot, very calming phrase.
i use it as an alternative to 'fuck' most times.
shotgun to the head
>>24134551
I to say fucking kill alot
>"What am I doing here?"
>"I don't belong here"
>"I should just fucking kill myself already "
>"You're fucking pathetic"
>>24132720
Under shower I often think about my past, sometimes an unpleastan thought about cringe situation from my past hit me then I spell this sentence
>Fuck, fuck, fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24132720
What ze fuk mann
Idi nahui pizdec
>>24132720
>I fucking hate [blank]
>You should just fucking kill yourself
>How you feel is a lie
>It's alright
"god I'm such a worthless piece of fucking shit"
"fucking stupid"
"god why"
"I'm so fucking fat"
"look how fat I am"
>>24136393
I'm actually the BEST [subject] the world has ever fucking seen
>>24133533
>no scars, bites, lash marks
wad de fugg
>>24133374
Shit man, I use to say that aswell but I forced myself to stop after a black guy heard me say it. He didn't say anything to me but he gave me this look as if to say "the fuck you say white boy"
>I'll buy THAT for a dollar!
>I hate myself
>I'm a piece of shit
>I wish I was dead
>I'm fucking losing it
I just find myself spontaneously blurting this shit out multiple times a day, sometimes in public, hoping no one heard me
>>24132720
i'll do it tomorow
i've started to realize its an excuse, and that im not even fooling myself, but hey, what if i did start tomorow?
>>24132720
>What is it, robits?
J.U.S,T.
>why the fuck am I alive
>I should kill myself
>I should really kill myself
this image right here is something I whisper to myself a lot now
>>24132720
>"Today is Tuesday."
Say it aloud around 50 times per day. Doesn't matter if it's Tuesday or not.
Also think "Kill, kill, kill..." and "I have to kill her." to myself involuntarily throughout the day.
>variations of "Just fuck my shit up"
>swooce
>Pink Guy lyrics (typically from "Kill Yourself")
>Occasionally Beavis & Butthead style insults (fartknocker, scrote smoker, etc)
>i should kill myself
>tfw no gf
>it can't be helped
>jesuuus
>bloody hell
>tits
>well
>fuckadoodledoo
>toerag cunt
"Allah Ahkbar"
I think I watched too many of those dank surprise jihad memes
Either
>[anon] died
or
>[anon] killed himself
Sometimes I don't even realise I'm saying it until I've finished
mine is "warrior," but my sword is not of iron
>>24132720
My parents speak a foreign language but I don't so sometimes I mutter phrases that they would normally say.
>>24132720
"JUST"
"Bane?"
>>24132720
"those disgusting humans"
>>24132720
>"I wish I was dead"
>"fuck I wish I was dead"
A cat is fine too
desu desu desu
rules 1 and 2 faggot
cp get it wednesday
yiff in hell furfag
you just lost the game
hang myself in the neck
I say "Fuck Me" when I alone at least once a day. At the very least it helps me work on ways to improve myself. Other times it just lets me vent.
>"FUUUUUUUCK"
>"Just end it all"
>"Fuck this shit, fuck that shit"
>>24133374
same tbqh senpai
Naruhodo.
Nandakoya?
Itte!
Nani the fuck is this?
>yare yare
>shoganai
I'm a 6'2 white dude.
>"GAS THE FUCKING KIKES"
>"FUCK NIGGERS"
>"BIG BLACK COCK"
>"HAIL HITLER
I've been ruined by /pol/
>>24132720
Sweet freaking Jesus
I used to sing in the back room>>24136646
when i was alone, "I'm gonna kill myself with a fucking hammer. hammer(octave higher)!" but only when I knew I was alone.
Oh boy.
and this
>>24137501
>death of the west
>DEATH OF THE WEST
wht the shitting fuck is that graph you stupid cuant. you're holding up the number of LIVE BIRTHS as the standard of living quality?
The highest live births include places like Afghanistan, Liberia. Society doesn't need you to have six stupid kids. They need you to have one smart one with a degree and the right skillset, certifications if you're in tech, not another future wage slave. this is just a bad angle of argument and you should feel bad for promoting it.
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
so loud too family
>EVERYTHINGS COMING UP, ANON
I could, but I shouldn't
Fuck my shit up senpai and JUST, when something goes bad
Thats pretty much it
>"yo" pronouncing the "o" like "oe"
>"YOH" pronouncing the "oh" like "oh"
>"Jou poes/ Ma se poes" when angry
>"Fuck me" When something unlucky happens
>"Naai, man" translates to "fuck, man"
>exclaiming surprised noise like "ho"
>I should kill myself
>>24138063
You fucking weeb desu.
AND THATS THE WAYYYY THE GRASS GROWS
noice
ebin
just fug my shit up
ayy lmao
came to earth in a silver chrome ufo
ayy lmao
probed your ass to see how deep it can go
baka desu
eeeh
"Niggers and jews ARE what i choose" or alternatively "Niggers and jews AINT what i choose", in a country music song type of way
I think i originally made it up when i browsed /pol/ before it became the shit it is now,when there was serious discussions and nazi threads all over the place , there were those threads where people would ask what race or people you would want erased from the earth, then after that i ended up saying the second version for more realistic things like physical interaction
>wew lad
somebody help me I can't stop saying it and thinking it
every time somebody says something to me my first reaction in my head is "wew" or "wew lad" and then after that I come up with a normal response
wew lad is just too fucking fun to say and works too well with everything goddammit I can't stop
>>24132720
ayy lmao
nu blet
what the fuck
can't remember more atm to be honest, fa'am
>>24132720
>ooooooh fudgesicles
>>24132720
I constantly count in Japanese even though I don't comprehend numbers when I say them in Nip
Good thing nobody has hear me... yet
Please, please, please release me
https://youtu.be/sBxQR1lcbSo
>"Oh fuck!"
>"This fucking guy!"
>"Hit!"
>"Line!"
>"No, fuck, no!"
>"That's it!"
>>24132720
>shit the bed
I've noticed that lately I keep saying "nice" like that South Park cop because I'm not interested enough in what the person is saying to ask any follow up questions or carry the conversation further.
How do I get better at pretending to care when people want to talk to me?
I say "Ohh yeeeah!" while doing my best Randy Savage impersonation when I'm feeling sad. It sort of helps.
fucking shit
nah bitch
quavo
>>24136343
I say that too anon, but usually when I'm really excited.
various curses and irate tones
Also I just plain talk to myself
>>24139432
That certainly helped me.
>>24132720
"god, I hate myself"
or "god, I hate my life"
just whenever I do something pathetic or remember something pathetic that I did in the past
pls kill me
i want to die
i hate myself
why am i so dumb
>>24132720
mine is literally "JUST"
I dont have a particular phrase that I say, but whenever I talk to myself or have a monologue inside my head its always in english. Its not my first language, and i'm maybe 70% fluent.
I dont know why I do it. There's just something with english that makes everything sound so much cooler and more mysterious. My first language is just so bland and stupid.
retarded motherfucker
I will sit there and someone will say something to me, and after the encounter, any encounter, I think "baka baaaaaka" and that reminds me I have a problem. So the rest of the day I think "please don't come near me; baka~".
>Why are you even trying your just a fucking failure.
>>24132720
Whenever I see a short guy, I reflexively mutter to myself "manlets, when will they learn?"
Thanks a lot guys
>WHY ARE WE STILL HERE
>JUST TO SUFFER?
end it all lads 2bh
"wow what a shit thread"
just said it again 2bh
>slow down slow down
Life moves too fast for me
I just need more time for everything, to react, to live, everything is too fucking fast just slow down for a second fuck
>>24140027
I mumble "good goy" when I hear someone repeat some stupid shit they heard on the news
Not even /pol/ I just find it funny when people believe everything they here and spread the ignorance like a sheep
>>24132720
>just fuck my shit up senpai
Helps me realize that nothing in this world actually matters.
>"I want to go home"
>even when I'm already home
I have a few stock phrases that start repeating when I get nervous and/or tired. It's fucking embarrassing.
>>24135907
>butthole surfers and Primus lyrics
ma nigga
To each their own. I say this anytime someone asks me for an opinion on almost anything
I alot of times I will say "I want to be a girl" especially when I see a cute girl when I'm driving etc.
I also say "nothing really mattress" a lot or the classic "I wish I was dead" when something bad is happening. I usually should/sing "I wish I was dead" in my car
>ey b0ss
So satisfying to say it.
>>24139196
Good taste m8. This album has got me though some shit.
>I don't feel anything where this love should be
>sitting at desk eating some goldfish
>knock them over and spill them on the floor
>"JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP"
every time
I NEED PUSSY, FUCK
The plane scene
I always mumble the dialogue when I'm at the bus, walking, etc
>>24140623
are you my lost brother?
>"Fucking hassle"
>"Can't catch a fucking break"
Gee whiz!
>yare yare daze
kennedy space center
>>24132720
I like to sing
>suicide is painless, it brings out many changes
Sometimes I accidentally audibly say it and get scared that someone heard it. anyone else do that?
Something I do
>Feeling sad
>Play a version of 'A Real Hero'
Fuck I'm autistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=909BKmiArQs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLHDJ_6ma40 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyzxGbi0ZsQ [Embed]
But for some reason, these songs remind me of past times.. and make me nostalgic, take me back robots..
I hate myself.
Probably not original so here's some more text.
>I don't exist
It's what I say to calm myself down after remembering bad memories. I used to say "I wish I was dead."
I think about not existing because otherwise all I can think about is everyone on Earth thinking about what a loser I am simultaneously.
>>24132720
>FFFFUCK
and
>JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELFI'm hungarian btw
>>24132720
>"The flesh is weak."
>>24141168
Going full Rodge here, but I like listening to stuff like this and driving around at night when it's chilly outside. I like driving around my home town and reminiscing about my childhood and how much better things used to be.
Things aren't that bad for me right now, my little town is actually the best place I can think of. That's the problem, because I know it's going to be taken from me and turned into a shithole.
>>24132720
>phrase
>involuntarily
Some times when I'm all alone I say
>'Smoke weed' - sigh
I think I might have a psychological addiction
>>24132720
>All is Dust
>Fuck, fuck, fuck
>God i hate myself
>Fuck me that was autistic
>Don't worry, that was ages ago, forget it
Most of it is about the autistic shit i did as a kid/early teen
>>24141458
Ahriman did nothing wrong
>>24132720
>"I love Katie _______"
I hate when I accidentally and suddenly blurt it out loud.
>Stay on target
>>24141515
>>Fuck me that was autistic
don't take /r9k/ out into the real world with you
"Pig fuck!"
Usually in the style of Hoffman
>Fuck my life
It started as a meme now I just say it all the time
>>24141541
Agreed. Is that you, Curzefag?
>>24132720
>"kill urself my man"
And then I think of Viper and laugh while still wanting to die. Good times.
>oh fuck me
>I need to die
>just fuck my shit up
>fucking hell
>I need to kill myself
I think these are the most common
>>24141627
nope, just some faggot who likes the Thousand sons
look at this new meme I made
>>24132720
>kill me
>hang me
>I'm dying
Every time I say them, they gain more and more validity. I hate it.
>>24133392
Holy shit same. For me its usually "fucking kill me" and then I put a finger gun to my head.
>>24133374
>Niggers tounge my anus
Fucking 4chan ruined me
"Fuck you Larry David that's some bullshit!"
I usually scream this over and over when I'm driving around in heavy traffic. It really helps.
>>24132720
Used to be 'Thanks Obama'.
It became "Valeu Dilma" since I came to Brazil.
>I'm okay, I'm not crazy, I'm okay, I'm not crazy, I'm okay, I'm not crazy, I'm okay, I'm not crazy...
>fuck you
>shup up
>relax
in public less but still happens.. fuck me.
>>24132720
>AND THEN I DID WHAT?!
>>24134359
Is this not normal?
>tfw I whisper "save us" to myself
>>24132720
You should be very scared.
> Can't take this anymore
Alt
> Ad Matai
>>24133374
For me its
FUCKING KIKES
or
FUCKING JEWS
And my fave
I BET THE JEWS DID THISIm jewish
"im so tired"
>>24138238
It's okayJoseph
"It's over now"the truth is it never ends
it doesn't matter
none of this matters
I always shout "Fucking hell man" when I feel bad.
"that feel when no gee eff"
Feels bad man
>you're disgusting
>oh boy
>>24141945
you would hate me so much lol. i also say those goddamn jews
>>24134359
I'm glad to learn that there are others
>nuuu blyaat
niggers sometimes give me weird looks tho
