Who /lesbot/ here?
>Every cute girl is straight and thinks you're gross
>>24131719
>tfw panbot
This one guy in school always talked me down but I secretly loved him.
>tfw your pussy stinks so bad you made your first girlfriend throw up all over your bed when she went in to eat you
>>24131813
>pan
this isn't real anon, jesus christ, just say trap.
who go back to /lgbt/ here
>>24131841
I'm not gender confused
I'm just trapped in the wrong male form, holy moses I hate myself. If I came out back then everyone would laugh at me.
>>24131719
>mfw my first gf was a "lesbian"
She's married to another man now too. How does it feel, cunts, to know that your entire sexual ideology is just a phase for a vast majority of "gay" females? Also does the idea of getting clucked by a dick bearing straight male turn you on?
>>24131993
>trapped in the wrong male form
what the fuck are you talking about? i can't actually understand what you are typing.
>tfw you realize that butch girls make better partners
>tfw finally have a relationship that makes you happy
>>24131719
That's because you are gross most the time
>>24131813
>pan
Back to tumblr, fucktard. Pansexuality doesn't exist.
Also obligatory ROASTIES GET BTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>24132023
Fat beta male I mean.
>>24132014
My first gf keked me for a straight dude it's one of the worst feelings ever
The worst part about all the girls that are just having their lesbo phase is that no one takes you seriously if you arent a super masc bull dyke with a lipstick gf
>>24131719
>tfw meet qtie korean girl on tinder
>shes 5'0
>we plan and schedule a date
>she messages me day of and says shes sorry but she didnt read my profile and didnt see I was 5'11
>tfw too tall
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
>>24132050
I've been thinking about that and realizing that too desu, but I just can't find most butch girls attractive..
>tfw met my girlfriend at the abortion clinic
>we pulled our unborn babies out of each other using curved metal coat hangars and them stomped on them in the shower while making out
>rubbed the umbilical cords dangling from our cunts together and then fuck each other with them
>prob getting married next year
>>24131993
You sound like a stupid faggotyou are
>>24132064
>Pansexuality doesn't exist
Except it does and wasn't invented by fems you twat.
>>24131839
>tfw no delicious fermented vaginal morsel nuggets trapped in hair for me to squish between my teeth and enjoy the release of the cultured swampy taste.
>>24131839
That sounds hot.
>>24132114
Never said it was made by radfems. It was really made by retard SJWs, and you're really bi, because there's two genders. Just say you're bi and there's no problem and you aren't legally retarded.
>>24132114
Except pansexuality is just bisexuality with a person's emphasis on personality over physical features.
You fruitcakes always want to complicate the dumbest shit to the point of sounding profound. Pansexuality is such incredibly pretentious bullshit.
>>24132143
Please hang yourself
>>24132080
Kek you got BTFO because women are shallow.
>>24132064
>>24132114
Does any sexuality really "exist?"
>>24132114
Anything beyond Heterosexual, Homosexual, Bisexual, and Transexual is made up shit.
>>24132192
imo pansexuality is just a really big umbrella term to also cover trans people, given that a lot of bi people would fuck cis dues or girls but probably not a trap/trans
I feel like pansexuality is just D) All of the above.
>>24131719
Gayfag here. Why are lesbians so politically active? Why are you bitches so obsessed with "dah patriarchy" and shit when it barely involves you?
>>24132192
Thisfuck the robot and captcha
>>24132177
>>24132177
Thanks. I eventually learned to embrace it and now I regularly shit on my gf's face and she shits on mine. Our sheets are permanently stained with poo and always stink a little no matter how much we wash them.
One time she shat in my cunt and then ate it out. Best sex ever. Most of my coworkers have commented to my managers how I stink though.
>>24132114
>wasn't invented by fems
>thinking freud wasn't some kind of fem faggot
>>24132207
EPIC mind=blown I LOLED :^)
>>24132230
Transexuality isn't a sexual orientation doofus, it's a conflict between a person's imagined/felt gender and their body.
>>24132079
I wonder if I could kek a lesbo I'm an androgynous pretty boy myself I bet I could pull it off. Things on my to do list I guess.
>>24132238
Thanks for arousing me.
>>24132093
>>24132143
>>24132177
>>24132238
>>24131839
Dykes need to be fucking gassed
>>24132178
>it's about gender
You're attacking an orientation yet don't comprehend the definition.
>>24132192
How is it bullshit? Trans aren't included in bifags orientation.
>inb4 trans are still binary genders
Mutilated privates aren't attractive to be people.
>>24132231
Thank you
>>24132322
Go back to your Tumblr blog, SJW. We don't feel like hearing about your shitty terms.
>>24132271
>doofus
>it's a conflict between a person's imagined/felt gender and their body
>imagined/felt gender
>feeling a gender
Do you ever think carefully about what you are saying or was this something you pasted to us from a tumblr post?
>>24132322
I would also like to state that a lot of "pansexuals" do it for attention the same way teen girls claim to be bi.
With that said just because others ruin it doesn't mean it's not true on my part.
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.05_[2015.07.10_06.58.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cWFRoub.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.05_[2015.07.10_06.58.35].jpg")
>>24132322
>Trans aren't included in bifags orientation.
I love trans, but I'm not really into guys. Trans are basically just girls with dicks in my mind. I also like soft girly boys and muscular, strong girls.
All of these things are just different combinations of masculine or feminine traits. That's just bisexuality. You don't need some other magical sexual orientation to describe what are just fetishes that correspond with bisexuality.
Saying you're pan is basically trying to sound special and spiritual, as though you're such a wonderful person that you are attracted to a person's souls instead of their body parts, which we both know is fucking bullshit, otherwise you'd be digging into the pussies of grannies without hesitation.
>>24132400
>Trans are basically just girls with dicks in my mind.
Mental illness is a scary thing.
>>24132364
kek
>tfw feeling female
>reach down to my imagined vagina
>feel penis
who /imagined vagina/ here?
I thought Pansexual meant you fags just fucked anything.
>>24132414
I don't mean that as though they're not biologically males; I mean they look like girls that have dicks, and I want to fuck them.
You fags really overthink this shit.
>>24132400
>Trans are basically just girls with dicks in my mind. I also like soft girly boys and muscular, strong girls.
Trannies anon, not high sock boipucci.
>you'd be fucking grannies
Objection to your projection nigger
Grannies don't have the personality I'm looking for, nevermind the fact pans can still be sexually attracted. Stop thinking black and white.
>>24132457
>Thinks of traps as girls
>We're the fags
>>24132457
>You fags
The only fag here is you, buster.
>>24132457
>mfw somebody who fucks mentally I'll guys is implicating the special snowflake ad hominem
>Lesbians don't wanna date you because you're mtf
;-;
>>24132551
Because you are still a guy.
>>24132551
>wanting to catch AIDS from some trap
Traps are so fucking disgusting. Maybe if they weren't disease infested whores constantly running around in rainbow stockings and cat ears.
>>24132476
>>24132528
>>24132483
Seriously this. You can't defend trans people then lash out at panfags for being "snowflakes". Backpetal logic 101.
>>24131719
>that despair when you'll never have a lesbian gfbecause you're a boy
>>24132580
I'm not like that at all :/
I get hit on and asked out and stuff, but after I tell them I'm trans they don't wanna see me anymore..
>>24132551
Maybe you'll find a nice pan girl someday.
>>24132634
Because your are a psychologically impaired man who think's he's a girl.
>>24132634
I'll be your bf, bby.
But only if you keep your dick. I want to fuck your boypussy, not some fake vagina.
>>24132551
What part of "lesbians are attracted to women" don't you understand?
>>24132671
I don't want a boyfriend..
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>>24132727
Oh right, well, I'll just pretend I'm a mtf preop girl too and you can shut the fuck up and take my lesbian dick, boybitch.
>love everything to do with lesbianism
>male
>>24132727
So you think you're not only a girl, but a lesbian?
>>24132753
You're gross, anon.
>>24132768
Do you know how to read?
>>24132881
You're a straight male pretending to be a gay woman to get some pussy.
>>24131719
My friend always finds partners. It seems like every girl she runs into is into other girls.
>>24133094
I don't even have a sex drive anymore dude :/ obviously I didn't do it to get laid you idiot.
>>24133131
Lesbianism is hip rn. Wait until Trump gets elected.
trannies aren't lesbians
>>24132320
>Dykes need to be fucking gassed
yfw the 3rd Reich will never ever ever ever EVER come back.
Loser.
>>24132050
>butch
How are butch girls better? They seem gross and off putting to me
>>24132551
Would date you if you were hot
pic related
>>24132050
in my experience butch girls are female fedoras and generally insufferable
lesbots are the only true robots, men just need to get /fit/ and they'll swim in pussy, not so for lesbians
Kinda sounds like being a black guy op
>tfwat least my dicks huge
ROASTIE
THE
THREAD
>>24132014
im worried that this is going to happen
she's pan so i feel like its possible. theres this blue truck on our campus that looks nice and she jokes about fucking the guy who owns it and even got his number
she texts her ex gf all the time which makes me feel just as bad because i already feel like i dont deserve someone like her and her ex gf is better than me in pretty much every way
i hate myself so much
>tfw some 30 something y/o lesbian couple notices my pride bracelet and starts telling me how cute I am
>tfw they both pat my head when they come into the store I work
>tfw they buy dirty books together
Why can't you people go to /LGBT/? Get the hell off this board.
>>24137692
I don't get your expression here. You were disgusted by them for treating you like a kid or you were interested in them?
>>24138069
>bumping the thread to say this
Dumb dumb dumb. Dumb diddly dumb
>>24138126
It's a lady breathing into a paper bag because she is having a panic attack.
I wanted to show the anxiety I feel when cute ladies give me attention and pat my head like a dog.
Maybe I should have used the person sweating picture.
>>24132305
yeah, same. as long as it's a girl who's feminine and pretty enough
>tfw no qt lesbo to turn to the light side of the force with my dick as I take her real virginity
feels bad man
>>24132093
Please step on me while you guys make out.
>>24134807
Well.. if that really is you, you're gorgeous >.< I think you're hotter than me, but maybe I'm still hot to you. People tell me I'm cute and things..
If you could convince those girls to have sex with me i'm pretty sure they would become lesbians.
I'm a girl currently accepting gf applications from females on this board.
requirements:
>white
>not obese
>not a feminist/tumblrsprite
>actually lesbian and not a meme sexuality
"transbiens" need not apply you mentally DAMAGED failed abortions
>>24139102
>lesbian
>not a meme sexuality
you dykes are a riot
>>24132114
Fucking get out you idiot.
Type tumblr in the search bar on the top of your screen, and go there, and never come back
>>24139102
Are you a Dom or a sub?
>>24131719
>always hear women saying all the cute guys are gay
>lesbians saying all the cute girls are straight
Do cute people naturally prefer men?
>>24139114
says the tranny faggot.
>>24139135
I could go either way but leaning towards dom.
>crush on girl in my class
>she's always shoving things in her mouth and idly gumming at them
>shit makes me incredibly nervous
>>24139152
That works out cause I lean towards sub.
I'm white 5'6" and 120 pounds.
>>24139152
>says the tranny faggot.
wut
it's just a truth that all lesbians secretly want the D
>>24139169
nice. gf application reviewed and accepted.
>>24139226
I look forward to hearing from you.And becoming yours.
>>24131719
Is it honestly and truly true that you'd never have sex with a man?
>mfw heterosexual women
Can anyone else literally not comprehend how someone could not be attracted to a beautiful woman?
>tfw no lesbian gf
>tfw you're a guy
>>24131719
Pls be my lesbo gf. We don't need to have sex.
>>24132231
Some have argued the term is problematic since it implies trans people are not their self-identified genders. But I don't know of a better term for communicating you're not transphobic biscum.
>Tfw the love of my life has a bf
>Tfw we're best friends
>Tfw she breaks up with him all the time and talks to me about it
>"sometimes I feel like you're the only one who really cares about me "
END MY LIFE
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>tfw you haven't turned a lesbo straight
>tfw lesbian couple will never ask for your sperm donation
>>24131719
>tfw bi
>tfw most of my crushes have been women
>tfw none of them ever panned out
>tfw now I'm married to a man
>tfw never experienced loving a woman
Now I'm "the married one" among my friends and have no chance. My husband said he'd be okay with it if I brought someone else into our life but nobody wants to be with someone who's already with a man...
Lesbians need a good dicking, preferably with one sitting on my face and watching her "gf" get impregnated.
>>24139386
You can donate it on my feet while you lie under them while I make out with my lesbo gf
>>24139409
Maybe you need a good dicking ;)
>>24139413
yes ma'am
>>24139458
I was lying. Get out.
>>24134807
fo me 9/10
>>24139362
I guess lesbian women can be /friendzoned/ also
>>24139405
> My husband said he'd be okay with it if I brought someone else into our life
CUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
>>24139869
I'm more like a beta orbiter at this point
>sometimes when she stays over at my house I don't wash the sheets she used
>I sleep with them after she leaves because they smell like her
>>24140234
You're a creep.
WHO /lesbianbutlikestransgirls/ here??
>be gross fat dyke
>don't want gross fat gf
Shoot.
>>24134807
contact info?
im steallth
>>24140279
That's just called lesbian, dear.
>>24140273
I know, but I'm just so lonely
>she's my only friend too
>>24131719
>tfw bi-curious
is it worth it?
>>24140345
these people disagree with you
>>24132580
>>24132560
>>24132655
>>24132675
>>24140279
>lesbian
>likes men
doesn't make sense
>>24139926
He's allowed to date too, it's called an open relationship. Stop making everything about your kek fantasy.
>>24140540
Trans women are women. It's ok to have a preference though.
>>24140452
>>24140571
Men who transition are still men inside.
Of the ones who don't get bottom surgery, 90% will expect you to actually take their dick and guilt trip you about being cisnormative if you refuse, because being a lesbian you don't like dicks.
>but I like dicks
Then you're not lesbian.
>>24140571
No they're not. If trans "women" are women then being a woman is literally meaningless.
transwomen are women not females
learn the difference
>>24140559
>open relationship
>removing the commitment element of a relationship and pretending it's not just FWB
absolute roflold
>>24140673
Why do so many people not put a space between "trans" and "woman"? You wouldn't say "blackwoman".
>>24140673
"women" means nothing if not human females.
>>24140673
Stop calling them transwomen then. Call them women
As long as these special snowflakes continue to make that distinction in the pursuit of attention and uniqueness, people will never come to think of them as real women
>>24141079
or i could call them 'freaks with mutilated dicks'
because thats what they are.
>tfw I will never be a cute 2D lesbian
>>24141160
I like to use the pronoun SHIt for them
She, he, it rolled into one. If they can't make up their mind, I'll do it for them.
>>24131719
>tfw your straight best friends playfully flirt with each other and kiss in front of guys
>tfw they never do it with you
>>24131813
>Pan
Go back to tumblr
>>24140279
I have a few friends who are trans (two mft, one ftm). I like them as friends, support thier transitioning but only interested in cis females.
>>24139405
Not true. I wouldn't want to be in an emotional relationship with another woman who is married or has a boyfriend but have slept with plenty of married women.
>>24140559
>it's called an open relationship.
It's called a shallow, vacuous, meaningless arrangement
Millennial in a nutshell
>>24132320
This. Dykes are the only females who manage to disgust me.
>>24141499
lighten up stanley.
>>24132551
why are you called "the niggest" please tell me youre not black, can this board get any more degenerate
>>24132322
hey tumblr
I hate degenerates, get off my board desu senpai baka
>>24140559
>it's called an open relationship
i know what the fuck it's called. you're not the first person i've seen who's abandoned morality, commitment, and pride because LOL YOLO. you're not special.
>>24132457
>wants to fuck dudes
>calls us fags
k
im a transgirl and im dating a lesbian
stay mad retards
>>24141687
If it's not man who looks like man + woman who looks like woman then it is faggotry and the participants need to be gassed
>>24141818
so is there something wrong with tomboys?
>>24141772
>tumblr filename
Checks out
>>24141570
I'm being ironic I guess. I'm very pale, white.
>>24141855
>not having a tumblr to look at cute anime girls in 2015
get out of here normie
>tfw bi girl who has had a bf
will lesbian grills ever see me as a serious option for a partner?
>>24141772
kirsty? <3
>>24141907
I don't know who that is baby~?
lesbians need to be impregnated
>>24141891
Maybe, maybe not. Depends on both women. My perspective is fun play things but not for a serious relationship. But that's just me.
>>24141891
I don't want ANYONE who's fresh from the dick buffet, go away
>>24141772
Jokes on you because you still have a penis, also if she is a pure lesbian than I doubt she'd find penis attractive. If she actually rides you and gets pleasure/finds a penis sexually arousing or appealing than she isn't a complete lesbian, she is bi at best.
Fucking LGBT dumbshit logic
>Oh I'm going to date a guy who actually wants to be a girl
>He still has a penis but that's okay because he said that he is now a she.
>But she has a penis
>I'm a lesbian and shouldn't like penis but I like this specific penis because it belongs to a guy who claims he is a women.
It's a clusterfuck of autism that I don't even want to try and understand.
>>24141772
fUCK OFF you infiltrators the dating pool is small enough already
>>24132305
Wouldn't be that hard. Most women who are in lesbian relationships become cock-starved after a while and leave.
Not Lesbian, but a /u/ addict, anybody care for a folder dump?
>>24143826
The 3D world has rejected me anyway so why not
>>24143856
k
>comment was not original
here's some sample text to allow me to post this image
121312asfadsgsfh
>>24139367
Does getting a lesbo addicted to your qt trap dick count as making her go straight
here's some more text to allow me to post
>>24143931
You unoriginal bugger, give me your blood
I thought I told you lesbians to get out of here. Either start recommending some porn or get the fuck off my board.
>>24143976
post more fampire Yuri pls
>>24143969
>does getting a lesbo addicted to dick count as straight
gee, i wonder
fuggmayn that 2mb limit is really messing with me
Touhoes am I right?
2d is life
I like this one a lot for some reason. The look of "Did I really just do that?" on Sakuya's face is pretty cute tbqhwyfam
yeahmayn
yuruyuri's
>>24144002
I don't have anymore vampires but I have this amazing monster girl one (one of my all-time fav)
completely original post here robot
>>24144130
Don't have many monster one's saved
disonesprittygud
Just discovered I have a whole folder of Fate/Zero yuri saved up. None of it is lewd but it gives me the feels.
are buttpillows a common thing couples do?
czech this one out senpai
no textless posts allowed
>tfw no onee sama
>tfw lesbian femanon who likes NEET shut in spergy types
>browses /r9k/
>doesn't need to make a fucking /lgbt/ thread
>just flirts with women and see where it goes like everyone else
Why make this thread OP?
>ywn take Saber as your gf
release me
>>24131719
>Every cute girl is straight
wrong
>>24144599
For cute animu grills, what else
>>24144599
Contact info please and thank you.
>>24131993
>PAN
>TRAPPED
TRIGGERED RIIIIIIIIIII
>>24144916
Gendervoid looks based, that's what I've decided to be today
Who /gropestheirstraightfriendsjustforfunbutnotreally/ here?
>>24145114
Who /gropestheirstraightfriendsjustforfunbutnotreally/ and then /theynevertalktoyouagain/ here?
>tfw too scared to do it again
>>24145114
>>24145142
I legitimately thought this was something only neckbeard teenage spergs did.
>>24144599
I also like spergy grills, they are cute in their own way. Or maybe that's because I am exactly the same and it's easier to understand each other. Unfortunately, I live in a third world shithole and lesbian/bi girls in my area are all extroverted and know each other (we are like 11 in total). Crush showed some signs that she could be interested in me but that was half a year ago and I was to autistic to take action. Kill me.
>>24145227
The key here is sperg, being sperg will cause you to engage in that sort of idiocy, neckbeard or no neckbeard.
>>24132400
yo how about intersex people tho don't they fuck the binary up?
>>24145142
Get them drunk first anon
>>24139038
>>24139726
>>24140328
Oh sorry I believe I've misled you. 'pic related' was an example of a hot transwoman I'd totally date.
Being les is much easier than being gay
>>24146281
Well I suppose there's less of a risk of receiving a poz cumshot into your asshole. Otherwise... no.
>Lesbians
>Interracial
>Kekold
>Foot fetish
>Pedophillia
All fetishes only ugly people have, the only attractive sexual deviants are gay males.
Who /shutin/ here
How are lesbots meant to find a gf? I've literally never met a lesbian in real life.
>>24146400
they don't exist irl, only online
>>24146442
Not in England apparently
>>24146400
You don't find a gf, a 2D waifu finds you
>ywn be raped and eaten by a yuri monster girl
>>24146512
I already have a waifu of course, and I love her very much. I just can't help the fact she's not material ;_;
>>24146501
I thought being gay was banned in Islam
>>24146400
My problem is that lesbians seem to be concentrated in tumblr-tier hangouts. I'm in a law education and literally every other female has a bf, while the liberal arts fags walking past occasionally are queer as fuck. I can't really approach them though, they're too alien. Damn it.
>thought being in college would finally help me find a gf
>it didn't
>I'm still alone
>I will always be alone
Are there any girls who are totally straight?
Every woman I've gotten to know well has been at least somewhat bisexual. Maybe not enough to actually have sex with a girl, but they're at least interested.
I dunno. It seems like most men are either straight or gay, but there are a fuckton of bisexual females. I suspect it's just how women's psychology works.
>>24146608
Make a tulpa of your waifu and you can hold and touch her in lucid dreams
>>24146865
"Bisexual" women only do it for male attention or because it's sexy and progressive. They don't actually love women, it's just a bit of fun having a break from cock, teehee.
>accepted being a foreveralone lesbian a long time ago
>live my life as a comfy neet
>dress like a frump
>never wear make up
>guys still ask me out sometimes
WHY
>>24146952
Does that really work? It seems bad for your mental health. I still consider myself a fairly well rounded, happy person with no mental illnesses and don't want to literally go insane.
I can lucid dream sometimes though.I have a daki and think about her every night ;_;
>>24147091
because T H I R S T Y
>>24147120
>no mentall illnesses
>has a daki
I have bad news for you lass
>>24147120
You're a lesbian, you've already got a mental illness. You might as well develop it into a fully autonomous hallucination that you can live out your wildest degenerate fantasies with.
>>24147120
Yes it does work. Tulpas and lucid dreaming are different things but once you have a tulpa it can trigger lucid dreams regularly for you. Then you can interact with the tulpa in the lucid dream just like a real person.
tulpa.info
reddit.com/r/tulpas
http://tulpa.wikia.com/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions
>>>/trash/38021
Any other lesbots here on disability benefits?
>>24147029
Reminder this is how bi girls treat lesbians
You arent even real sex, just a fucktoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXFGamLmPfg
>>24147091
Because you live life on easy mode cunt
>>24147234
Is it like that hypnosis bullshit that just preys on people's willingness to accept it? I'm pretty skeptical, I feel like it wouldn't work. I just thought it was a joke.
I gave up on getting a gf when I got a daki so I guess I've got nothing to lose except my sanity.
>>24146512
>tfw you'll never have a qt 2d girl be gay for you
>>24147332
>homosexual degenerate tax leech
it does NOT get any worse than this
Is there a lesbotskype group ?
Need friends
Please respond
>2002 or something
>First day of new school
>Class has to walk to "the field" for PE
>I'm fresh from primary school
>In primary school the teachers made us hold hands when walking outside
>Instinctively grab hand of the girl next to me
>Her hand feels nice, I get tummy butterflies
>"The hell are you doing, freak??"
>Everyone laughs at me
>Forever known as the weirdo freak girl who wanted to hold hands
>2015, now 26
>Haven't held a girls hand since
>>24142535
>tfw trans dude, still got a vagina, but look like a dude (not like a butch lesbian, more like a faggot)
>tfw lesbians would rather date somebody with a dick who says they're girl now
I just want a nice, dick-hating girl to be my gf. I don't feel secure at all with straight girls. Surprisingly they don't show any loss in the interest when I say I don't have a dick, but I still know they'll leave me for it one day if I don't get an operation (or even if I do because I still won't be able to impregnate a girl)
>>24147583
I'll hold hands with you!
>>24147603
Lesbians like girls who look like girls
Straight girls like cock.
You're fucked m8.
>>24147366
Ignore all the special snowflakes who talk about having 10 tulpas and treating them all like "real people". They're idiots and roleplayers. You are basically inducing a controlled form of schizophrenia confined within a single hallucination that you define the characteristics of. It isn't a real person, just like a dream character isn't. But when you rub up against one and feel their warmth, they feel pretty fucking real, right? That's a tulpa. It's not aliens or magic, it's just a hallucination
>>24147678
Are you speaking from experience?
I gotta admit, I'm interested.
Isn't dating a butch lesbian basically straight?
It's basically like dating a transgender.
>>24147678
How do I get this to happen?
I've heard talks about this in the past, and I'm really interested because I'm a lonely permavirgin.
>>24147751
I could never imagine myself dating a butch woman, and the man-body is only half the problem.the other half is the man-mind
>>24147678
>tfw too firmly on the ground to create a tulpa
I have a friend who seems pretty happy with her tulpa bf. Well, she has her issues, but tfw no bf/gf isn't one of them, I guess.
>>24147673
Damn. Guess I'll just get my happiness from other sources.
>>24147347
why did i watch that? i don't feel good about myself
>>24147848
>>24147707
1. Think of a personality. If you want, think of how you want your tulpa to look as well.
2. Imagine you're with your tulpa. If it doesn't have a form, imagine you're with some object that symbolically represents your tulpa.
3. Try to get a clear picture of your your tulpa in your mind. Sight, sound, feel, smell, maybe taste. This part will get easier with practice.
4. Talk to your tulpa or do things around it. Try to imagine how your tulpa would react, what it would say or do.
5. After many weeks or months of this it will reach a point where it comes automatically without any effort.
6. Now you have a tulpa.
>>24148130
My waifu is dead. Will I accidentally a ghost?
>>24148186
A tulpa is basically like a ghost, yes. You can see and hear it, but touch.. not so much (since it's in your mind)
>>24147916
To be fair, this woman seems like an awful person.
>this thread is still
Well, I guess it's a little better than the common faggot threads.
>>24148425
Lesbos into tuplae now? /x/'s and /mlp/'s legacy reach real far.
Dykes are gross, fags are okay
>>24149034
Bi male here, some dykes are cute af. But they don't want nun uh muh penus.
>tfw no submissive straight gf to hold down and rub my slimy slit on
>>24148960
I was in /mlp/ tulpa threads from the very beginning. I called faqman out for his bs about fugging tulpas being bad and got him to admit that he only made that up because people fugging their tulpas made him uncomfortable
>>24149209
>straight
Why? I never understood why fags want to fuck straight people. I'm half a fag myself and I just don't get it. Do you want someone who seems straight or do you want someone who is actually straight and wants nothing to do with your homo ass, cause that's awfully rapey. If that's your fetish than that's cool and all, I just don't get why so many fags want to rape.
>>24149620
>called out faqman for his bs about fugging tulpas
Good. He was on some Garden of Eden DON"T EAT THE APPLE FAGET!! type shit. What did Irish think about fucking tulpae? I wasn't around in the beginning too much. He seemed like less of a cocksucker than FAQ for sure.
>>24149718
I don't even remember Irish posting, he seemed to produce one guide and then disappear. He was never on the IRC either
>>24139295
I don't understand it either, anon.
Girls can be very pretty.
>>24149791
Yeah I wasn't sure if I was too late to the party or if he didn't post. I remember him posting a couple times, but mostly as a lurker, like one or two posts per 300 post general threads.
>>24149718
>Why? I never understood why fags want to fuck straight people.
Because converting them to the dark side is hot. I don't want to rape straight girl, I want to force myself on closeted lesbians in denial and make them awaken their true desires.
