>one pint of milk left
>told not to use it all so my brother has enough for breakfast tomorrow
>keep eating cereal until it's all used up
who /mischief/ here?
>walking down street
>someone approaching me on the same section of sidewalk
>say "good day" as they pass by, they say the same thing back
>actually hope they have a bad day
>mom buys chocolate for herself
>tells me she wants to eat it once she gets home from work as she has had a long day
>eat it all while she is at work
>throw wrapper in my sisters garbage
>she gets blasted when mom gets home
>someone sneezes
>don't say "bless you"
fuck the police
>Driving down the road
>35 mph speed limit
>Going 45
>need4speed.gif
>need to piss
>shit instead
people often assume that because i'm a NEET i have free time to help them with stuff like fixing computers, mowing lawns, etc.
>someone asks me to do a thing
>say i'll do it
>don't do the thing
>if they ask when it'll be done say i'm working on and it'll be done soon
>keep doing this until they give up
my record is about 4 months
>>24130936
you kind of just sound like an asshole t b h f a m
>>24130776
>not going 5-10 mph under the speed limit
nothing makes normies rage harder than being slowed down on their way to do normie things.
>>24130451
>be 6'0
>tell people I'm 5'10
>be laborslave
>see my coworker hanging on for dear life in a construction site
>pull him up
>realize this dick was the one who made fun of me
>push him off and whistle the fall of doom as he splats on wet concrete
>he sinks in
>return to my work
Nobody ever found the body
>>24131367
>he sinks in
but anon the density of liquid concrete is more than the density of people, how could he sink in?
>>24131441
>a body falling 200 feet won't sink into concrete freshly made
Lesrn ur sciences
>friend has a degree
>afraid of friend being more successful than me >every time he applies somewhere he puts me as a reference
>every time the companies call i tell them he has a drug and/or alcohol problem
I feel bad since i'm preventing him from getting a decent job, but I'm afraid of being left in the dust
>have a $100 visa giftcard from Christmas
>spend almost all of it
>friends and i go out to the bar
>open a tab on the gift card
>acquire a tab of $180
>leave before they try to run the card
profit
>>24131613
you know the police will find out who bought the gift card, and then the person who bought it will point them to you?
>>24130828
okay this go flippity hard as fuck
>>24131211
this man got hurt feelings
>>24131566
what a piece of shit
>>24131338
I do this around manlets. I'm 6'3", but I always say I'm 5'11".
>>24131503
surface tension tho
