>hit it off with a security guard
>ask him out to do some stuff
>end up just going to his place for anime
>we are laying a foot apart from each other on his bed
>watching anime
>for six hours
>Midnight rolls around
>"Hey I gotta get home. I work at 08:30 tomorrow."
I don't get it.
I asked him out again.
>We meet at his place a couple hours prior to the movie
>I sit on his bed
>he sits a foot away at his desk
>we talk for a couple hours
>arrive at the movie theater
>he teases me about being a slow female driver
>laugh
>offer to get a large popcorn
>he insists we get two small popcorns cause it's more convenient
>I get choco-almonds instead
>before the movie, he goes to the bathroom
>when he gets back, I tell him flirtatiously that I took a drink from his slurpee
>"Oh that's okay."
>I go to the bathroom to gather my thoughts
>get back, movie starts, we watch the movie and make jokes to each other the whole way through
>movie ends
>I follow him to his car although we each took our own cars
>get in close to tell him that I had a good time and that we should do this again
>he agrees and gets in his car
>i go to my car, get in, and think about what just happened
>go home wondering if he's just not into me
>get a text sometime while I'm in the shower
>"Thanks for inviting me to the movie. It was a lot of fun!"
That was about 4 days ago. He's engaged me in a good deal of small talk since then. I really don't even where this is.
You have given literally no signs to this autist that you want to fuck. Take a risk and actually do something that doesn't involve telepathy you stupid cunt.
kill yourself and find better bait holy shit
>>24130361
Are you QT? Maybe he just wants to be friends because you aren't QT enough
On the off chance this isn't bait he's obviously not going to make the first move. Stop waiting for him to, you slag
1. He doesn't know what to do. You'll have to initiate.
2. He's not really into you more than as a friend.
3. He's taking it slow. Stop acting like a slut and wait till the 3rd date.
>>24130448
>no signs
I invited myself to hang out at his place twice to anime and chill. Am I expected to touch him on the legs or something to get the message across? I thought that guys took it as an invitation to lay down next to them on the same bed. Do they not?
>>24130492
I dunno. I have my fair share of orbiters, but I don't think that counts for much, as a couple of the fatasses in the uni anime club have orbiters too.
>>24130499
I thought that I was being proactive. Does what I'm doing not count as such?
Pic related is what I look like as of a week ago when I took a progress picture for my own reference. I've been growing my muscles so that I can achieve a Chun Li aesthetic. Right now I'm in the process of cutting back down to 145lbs. (I'm 155 right now.) [No I'm not fat. I'm just 6' tall.]
Are you american?, maybe its the girls job to look for the bull.
>>24130448
Haha lol nice one, le making fun of femanons meme never heard that one before
>>24130555
>He's taking it slow. Don't be a slut and wait till the third date.
Is that a thing? The guys I dated in college expected me to put out by the third date and my girlfriends who were into dating abided by that.
>>24130566
can I lick your armpits?
>>24130602
Don't know for sure. I'm 28 and a virgin. I don't know how guys act towards girls in a romantic sense.
>>24130607
A guy did that once and it weirded me out but it didn't feel bad.
Just don't ask me to spit in your mouth, yeh?
>>24130566
>tranny freak
hahaha saw this one coming a mile away familia
doubly kill yourself and leave that poor guy alone
>>24130566
Ewwwwwwww
Yuck
>>24130579
"Wanna kiss?"
GG.
>>24130566
you don't quite understand how unpreceptive us men are
you literally have to say something straightforward like let's fuck or something to give him the indication that you're interested, or touch him.
>>24130566
i like how we live in 2015, the supposed age of communication and people still want to play the game of charades and hokeypokey.
it's embarrassing, guys, it really is.
is it really that hard to initiate as a girl? does your ribcage feel like it's going to implode at the thought?
guys are just seen as fuckboys who want to bang and run, there's a reason we aren't trying to be sexual on the first date.
i just got baited.
>>24130631
Yeah, that guy's just being nice but he's not into mentally ill dudes.
>>24130566
>6'0 tall
>TFW I'm 5'4
>TFW I wasn't even aware Asian's could be 6'0
>TFW No Asian weeb girl who wants my dick
You are cute though, at least I think so but my only complaint is you seem a bit muscular for a girl. I don't know, it might have to do with your height like you said....
>>24130566
Cute. Let your happy trail and armpit hair grow in and you are 10/10 for me.
>>24130667
> for a girl
> girl
>>24130667
That's not a female.
WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME INSTEAD YOU SLUT! INSTEAD YOU GO WITH SOME SECURITY DEGENERATE WORKING FOR MINIMUM WAGE! LOVE ME YOU WHORE
>>24130664
>>24130631
>tranny
>me
What?
>>24130659
>>24130647
I touch him in familial ways a lot. Like I've mussed his hair a couple times. Love-punched him on the shoulder. Chest bumped him, even. Do I need to do something more sensual, like touch his leg?
>>24130697
>>24130723
Is this a meme? I've never had this problem on the /fit/ or /adv/ boards.
>>24130566
can you freaks stay on your fucking board, please?
>>>/lgbt/
>>24130697
Holy shit is that a trap? My god that is one fucking convincing trap, honestly now that I look at the picture a second time I could see it being guy.
>TFW I got a boner for a trap
Jesus christ....I'm slow tonight
1.he sees you as a friend
2.hes given up on a gf
3.hes gay
tfw im a weaboo sec myself
>>24130733
Damn you are one convincing trap, I literally thought you were an overly muscular female, does the guy you are trying to get with know you are a trap? I mean it's going to probably scary him when/if you two actually do something sexual with each other.
>>24130566
Have you considered saying "I like you romantically"? Stop doing mindgame bullshit and use your words like a big kid.
>>24130733
>6'0 tall
>brown asian
>pettanko
>muscles
If you're legit XX, you're doing everything possible to look trans.
>>24130733
i'll give you a hint: STOP TOUCHING HIM WITH YOUR HANDS.
use your butt, use your lips, i dunno, try the patys of your body that get a warmy tingly goodie sexie feelers??? put it in toddler speak so someone so naive can understand.
should i touch his leg?
why am i being baited.
>>24130738
you straight up gay nigga
nigga you gay
>>24130566
>one eye on the peas, one eye on the taters
get them things fixed
>>24130736
>>24130738
>>24130775
>>24130797
This is definitely a meme, right?
>>24130778
So I should make like Peach from SSBM and bump him with my hips? What if he really is just not into me? Wouldn't that make things awkward?
>>24130827
I'd hit it.With a baseball bat.
>>24130827
>People are having opinions I'm not used to hearing
>It must be a meme
Lol
>>24130827
Nice lump
>>24130361
he likes you. autists are slow
>>24130827
Just fucking tell him. See >>24130768
>>24130827
did you make this thread to second guess yourself or what is this for?
no one is this stupid. even little 8 year olds can slap each other on the ass and kiss each other, this is just embarrassing.
goodbye!
I think my best (and only) friend ended up bringing me on a date one time. He said he got free tickets to a concert and invited me along, but when I got there he was with some chick I'd never seen before, nor have I ever seen her since. Come to think of it, he did this a bunch of times. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, or even if they were actual dates.
>>24130827
Nice bulge, that's a BIG ol' package you got there. You should be proud of your manly dong.
>>24130827
No meme. Now post the nudes dude. Btw where did you steal the pics from?
>>24130827
>thought it was fembot bait
>it's actually trapbot bait
>this thread
>>24130870
>>24130871
>>24130842
I'm just gonna take away that I should be more aggressive since he's a weeaboo and guys aren't perceptive to this kind of thing.
The fuck is wrong with some of you though? Like, a classmate asks for advice and you ask her where her penis is? What?
>>24130914
Alright I was trying my best to believe everything until now. You just make this bait glaringly obvious.
Fucking lgbt mentally ill trans faggots.
![1300044776986[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/itFQ6mH.jpg "1300044776986[1].jpg")
>>24130914
>mfw he just keeps going
>>24130827
OP we're gonna have to see some sexual organs for research purposes because reasons.
>>24130914
Only when the classmate is a man trying to pass himself off as a woman like a mentally ill cum gurgler.
>>24130625
was thinking maybe I could touch your armpits with my penis too if that's alright with you?
>>24130827
could you post some more pics id be all over you fuck the security guard
>>24130914
Listen dude, he's gonna be upset when he finds out your a man. Let him off easy.
>>24130566
fwiw my girlfriend stalked me at my job for several months and I wasn't even aware that she was interested in me until we were drunk at a mutual friend's house and she started feeling me up during a movie.
later she would tell me that I was aloof and oblivious to her "obvious" flirting, which I have no recollection of.
you need to be direct, anon.
>>24130361
Was gonna say just be a man (kek) and ask him to kiss you, but I then I saw that you actually are a man.
Seriously move on. What if he is gay.
Man I know its real hard not to fuck a girl which is on the same bed so he must really like anime or is gay
>>24131049
If he is gay then he'd probably fuck him since he's a legit 100% man.
Well my dear what you're running into is a direct result of feminists. Men are told that they're violent rapists from a young age. The laws are now set that a woman can put you in prison for 20 years if you upset her and she accuses you of rape.
>Any sensitive man is hurt by this and withdraws into himself
>this makes risk averse men avoid women
>this makes superior men gay
Enjoy the fruits of feminism. You have to do the driving because men have been c/u/c/k/e/d so hard by feminists that they're entirely separated from reality in regards to sex.
Pic related is the direct result of feminism
>>24130566
your that girl from Alaska :^) you probably need to find a bigger weeb that digs the whole "senpai" name calling.
>>24130566
>yet another trap
Please stop referring to yourself as female. You are a mentally ill male. Growing your hair out and putting a bra on doesn't change that.
Location, OP? Would watch anime and give the D.
>>24130361
he's only interested in 2d girls anon
>>24130361
Rookie mistake. You're expecting him to read your mind and do what you want, which you can surely see is stupid once written out. What you should do instead is make it happen yourself if you want it to happen. You'll either succeed or get a firm no.
>>24130566
This is a man
And this is an original comment you gook fuck
>>24130738
>convincing
You're retarded
>>24130566
Hey, you're a tranny.
Who could tell huh?
Nobody wants to fuck you, degenerate scum.
The guy is just lonely.
He's interested in girls, not mentally ill men.
>>24130566
Thinks he looks like
>>24130361
Wow, what a leap!
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>24133560
I genuinely can't tell if it's a guy or a girl tho, is it that easy? Some say if there's an adams apple it's a guy, but I can't see any of that? and to be fair there's a good chunk of girls who look a bit masculine in their face
>>24130827
I'm going to be really blunt.
You straight up look like a dude
This isn't a "meme", this is a basic observation that several people including me are making based on these pictures of you.
In all honesty, he probably doesn't have much to any physical attraction towards you at all, which is why "nothing" is happening between you two.
Unless you find a desperate guy, or one of those nice guy beta types; You're pretty much fucked.
>>24130647
Best advice. Just steer the convo into sex, say something like "man, it was a long time since I got laid, wanna fuck?" or any version of it. It's a simple yes or no question and there's not much awkward about it. If yes, you go for it, If no, just be like "oh ok, that's cool, the offer still stands if you change your mind" then you keep watching anime or whatever.
>>24130448
this T B C H W Y F A M
Post your cameltoe
>>24133501
>college students
>upset parents
Wut?
>>24130566
look dude, he know's your plot. Pretending to be a girl gaining his trust and the taking advantage of his security job. Step up your game.
Tranny jokes aside, bring up loneliness or say that you feel lonely and I am 100% sure it will prompt a reaction.
I just threw up a little...
>>24134384
Trill af
Travis x Ye collab when??
This thread is saddening to read through. I thought the level of /b/-edge had plummeted since the robot's reinstatement, but apparently I was too quick to judge.
Security guard is a robot job. I know a few anime watching autists like myself and a few other loners.
It's the perfect robot job but I want to be a cop in the future.
>>24130361
>guy watches anime
>you expect him to make a sexual advance on a real-world female
you need to rape him. serious. i was like this. i was brainwashed into thinking that making a move would label me as some sexist douche or something. at the same time, the girl that was crushing on me was kinda manly, and i was internally conflicted on whether i even found her attractive. so i'd let her lead but i couldnt be bothered to put in effort from my end. this might be happening to you since you also look kinda manly.
>>24130361
>I don't get it.
MAYBE HE JUST ISN'T A FUCKING SLUT LIKE YOU, OP?
I would want to hang out with somebody a number of times before "anything happened".
>>24130827
i see you packing heat between your legs dude
>>24130566
>6 foot
>man faced
>man body
>99% sure your a tranny
I can't blame the guy for avoiding sex. Your just acting like a beta orbiters to him anyways.
Seriously though, do you have a dick?
>>24130566
>that face
>that chest
>"going for a chun li aesthetic"
And many laffs were had
>>24135718
I dunno does s/he? The hips are there and he's asian so it makes sense to have really tiny tits.
OP, /r9k/ has never seen a buff female, and your face is too asian for the white people here to recognize as female.
>>24135867
No, the face and body frame are just to masculine.
It's either a guy or some very unfortunate bitch.
wow guys, good job, you probably ruined this poor girls life with your bullying :(
>>24130914
Where the fuck do you think you are?
You deserve all the shit you get just for posting this shit on /r9k/
