>Have one chance at life
>Born with small boobs
>chestlet
>still only wants chad
why do girls think boob size matters at all? it's all about the ass and hips.
>>24130083
Still has thousands of betas orbiting her.
Ends up as a feminist: "Chestlets deserve Chads as well! No body shaming! Go away you small men, eeks, creeps!"
Have you ever stuffed your shirt/bra with stuff just to see how you'd look with a bigger rack?
Small boobs are okay if you have 10/10 facial aesthetics
>>24130013
Get on the pill you stupid skank.
>have one fetish that absorbs my life
>girls with small boobs
>tfw not really a robot
>tfw ignore normie girls advances because they have big boobs
>tfw hope small boobed women don't talk to me because they think all these big boobed women are with me and they get jealous
>tfw I really just think it's because they don't find me attractive
>>24130013
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>>24130114
betas only orbit us because they want our vagina. they'll move onto the next stacy to orbit when they get bored of us.
>>24130104
Found the enabling cuk
Women literally can't be robots. Small tits? Don't fret, there's still hundreds of millions of men who'd want to have sex with you. Want money? Do porn or camwhore.
>>24130115
yes, every girl does anon
I WANT TO PLAY WITH A FLAT CHEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24130159
why? so we can have more men and women bully us saying things like "haha those are totally fake!!"
>thousands of dollars down the drain
>>24130176
No they don't, otherwise there would be more of an online presence of it.
>>24130122
Nerp they arent
>>24130188
But do you have qt legs? What about pretty plump lips? Thats where its at for me
Fuck off. That's a fetish, you cunt. At least you're not a man with wide hips and hemihypertrophy . It's been scientifically proven that I'm unattractive to everyone.
>>24130013
>Have one chance at life
>Worry about things that already happened
It's like worrying about World War II. It already happened. Use your one chance to do something you like or what ever. Even then, you can still get implants if you're so inclined.
>>24130188
You don't have to go for Pamela Anderson size. Assuming you're an A cup, go for C cup.
>>24130195
This is pleb taste unfortunately
>>24130013
I like them, but all that'll get me is called a pedo by whores like you
>>24130013
Most guys like big ones, but plenty like smaller ones or just don't care too much. Try having a small dick and being repulsive to all women.
>have one chance at life
>introvert
>>24130174
Yeah, but they are usually fat and/or disgusting. Who wants that? Also
>Want money? Do porn
literally lol
>>24130212
>white
>Plump lips
Pick one
>>24130285
>is into celebrities
>calls others plebs
>The type of faggot who says he isn't normie even though he's the greatest normie the Jews ever bred
>>24130398
I'm a white guy and have legit big lips. I want a gf to continue my fantastic lip genetics
get pregnant and they'll grow
>>24130399
What's wrong with liking a famous person? Doesn't mean I don't like nonfamous people. You goddamn pleb master.
>>24130013
Good, kill yourself.
>>24130460
Nothing is wrong with that or with being a pleb, but you were falsely accusing me of being one even though you're one yourself. You're attracted to things aimed at plebs you retard. That's what makes you one. You're calling me a pleb for no legitimate reason whatsoever.
>>24130375
>no one will love me
>these people will love you
>lol no I don't want them
This is why there are no female robots.
>>24130556
You seem to think that "pleb" is an objective term. It isn't. I'm called you a pleb in jest because I disagreed with your opinion. And now you are full on raging because of it.
>You're attracted to things aimed at plebs you retard
No it isn't. You're just spewing nonsense out of your ass.
>>24130375
I'm skinny and plenty of women have called me. I'm also >>24130305
Fuck off again with your bullshit. This is the reason I hate chestlets. You have something I'm attracted to, but you're just bad people. I hope some fat neckbeard rapes and murders you.
>>24130699
*plenty of women have called me good looking
>>24130013
>be a women
>complain about not having boobs
>not knowing that there is literally an outpatient procedure where you can attain big boobs
Did I miss anything?
>>24130699
Anon that doesn't change that fact that you're disgusting. Also I'm a guy so lol at your butthurt
>>24130104
Found the faggot. You need the trinity. Tits, ass&hips, and face.
>one chance at life
>4 inch noodle
>>24130844
>think small breasts are attractive
>"disgusting"
Get the fuck off 4chan you pussy
>>24130013
>one chance in life
>born a black introvert in a poor inner city neighborhood
>>24130937
>into chest resembling that of young boys
>not disgusting
surely you jest
>>24130872
objectively wrong faggot, girls with small tits can be hot as fuck. obviously tits are nice, but they are a bonus
>>24131011
He doesnt appreciate dem facial aesthetics that only us patricians have a taste for
I fucking love small boobs, fembot you've got to realize there's someone for everyone, it's just an issue of finding it, why do you think shitposters have so many disgusting porn webms?
>>24130995
Only a faggot could think of a boy and tits anon. But I'm not surprised you're the one who responded to me that way.
>>24130013
How in the FUCK are we supposed to compete with THIS?
My tits are 34a and are droopy with large nips. Probably the worse combo. I feel like if I had big perky tits with small nips I would be more confident and able to get a guy who didn't smell.
>>24131633
holy fuck im mad, its stupid easy for you women unless you look like Frankenstein.
Literally just walk up to any dude you want and initiate something. Unless they are like 11/10 dudes, you're in.
>>24131633
The same way men art to compete with chads. Understand people like variety.
I'm too autistic to manage to find a girlfriend, but I'm straight up attracted to obese slobs. Another person's 4/10 is my 10/10 just like you're someone's 10/10.
understanding people are different will seriously take a load off your shoulders
>>24130013
small boobs are best boobs though
>no back pain
>lower risk of breast cancer
>don't have to wear a bra
you might feel inadequate, but just remember that small boobs are objectively better.
>>24130013
At least you are not a manlet
i would choose a 4/10 with small boobs over a 7/10 with big boobs everytime.
Small boobs, can, in most cases, be absolutely adorable =^_^= I'm sure yours are femanon ;3
>>24131633
best tits family
be my gf
Big boobs are horrible, every woman who has them will tell you the same
>all the bras are ugly
>back pain
>boob sweat
>shirts don't fit
>>24131734
This is life: Men, hard to get laid, easy to get married. No one wants an unimpressive dick when Chad is right there.
Women: Easy to get laid, hard to get married.
No one wants to marry or even steadily date an unimpressive chick. This is for life we're talking about here.
You kidding me OP? small boobs are fine. Honestly most of us just want a chill girl to neflix with whos at least 4/10. Regardless of boob size -.-
>>24132056
However, men who can provide a stable home are highly desired in the long run, and almost any woman can be good enough for a hot lay for a couple nights.
I bet you girls if you posted cleavage and let us rate you, you'd be surprised. Boobie rate thread maybe?
>>24130013
Does that pic accurately describe all women think about?
It's all about the booty. as long as you've got a plump booty and some thighs it's all good
>>24132100
It will never happen anon and we both know it ;_;
>>24132074
>-.-
Kill yourself
>>24130013
Breasts aren't as important these days because of all the influence blacks and mexicans have had on pop culture, making asses more popular with wiggers and anyone else that wants to be seem popular and hip.
But if you didn't grow up raised by rap videos and instead were raised by your white parents you will still prefer breasts.
>>24132074 ummm why? because you say so pencil dick? nah thinks ill stick around for a few more years senpai.
>>24132404
But i prefer slender legs. Where does that leave me?
small tits are master race tbqhf
>>24130013
>have one chance at life
>never touch a girl
a little bit too much for me lads
>>24132488
same here tequila senpai
slender legs, good hip to waist ratio, small breasts.
just fuck my shit up
>>24132056
Marriage is a dying concept so I don't know why you bring it up; neither sex is into these days. Women see it as oppressive and sexist and men see it as capitulating to women who want to have their cake and eat it too.
Just a casualty of feminism, I guess.
I like my small boobs, they are nicely shaped so they're probably the one part of my body I have no problem with. But I just wish they were bigger so I have more leeway with my weight. If you have small boobs you either have to be stick thin or fit to fit the tastes of guys who like small boobs, but with big tits you can get away with being a little bit chubbier since it's proportional. It's not like I'm even close to overweight, but I just can't pull off any extra pounds without fat in the right places.
>>24130163
You literally have no understanding of men and project your own insecurities onto them. Hint: If all they wanted was pussy they'd choose someone easier to fuck. They're not stupid.
>>24132856pls be my small boobed gf
>>24130181
But there is nothing to play with
>>24130013
men don't care about boobs as much as women care about height
>>24130157
>tfw really like small boobs
>only ever see medium or big boobs
>>24132947
weight is probably the equivalent for women
>>24132711
Oh yes, you know what i like, mi amigo.
>there are plenty of guys who would date a flat chested girl
>tfw no girl would ever date a short guy
fuck my shit desu senpai
>>24130013
My last gf had small boobs and she was hot as hell. It's not that big a deal honestly. It's something you can fix if it really bothers you.
>>24133003
Bull shit. I got dumped for a short guy. Fuckers tiny like 5'6/5'5. Fucking bitch ass chink.
>>24130013
Femanon, I love small boobs... It's not so bad.
Could be worse.
I'm fat and have a small dick. I should just kill myself.
small boobs are best boobs desu
>Have one chance at life
>Born a male
>>24133107
Show us her ass. Because that's what really matters.
>>24133107
too small
>tfw no plain flat chest gf
Just to "prove" some normal-ish guys like small tits, I'm 6'0'', white, about 180-185lbs (I'm not very active since I'm a CompSci major but I'm not fat), average in the endowment department, and I'm totally fine with small tits. What disqualifies pretty much every woman I meet is the fact that the majority of them are spoiled princesses or otherwise fucking nuts. If you've got small tits but can actually act like a decent human being, I'd date the fuck out of you.
>>24133107
Notice that look on her face. She clearly does not share your opinion.
/breastenvy/
>mad chestlets
Chestlets, when will they learn?
>>24133107
Nice facial aesthetics tho
>>24130216
start lifting you dumb kuk
>>24133186
I never really understood how every Japanese game and anime has a scene like that when in reality the Japanese don't have breasts at all.
Do they think that's what happens in the West?
>>24130122
Small boobs are also fantastic if your partner is a latent pedophile.
>>24130163
Whoa getting a little spicy there, narma. Don't you have something to reblog on tumblr or something
Oh my god, no one cares if you have small boobs and neither should you. If a guy doesn't want to be with you because of your cup size then they weren't worth your time anyway. Also being insecure about your breasts makes you sound about 15 years old.
who like big boobs AND small boobs here?
>>24135119
i like all boobs but i prefer small boobs
would bang the one on the right
>>24130013
>have one chance at life
>born smug
>>24130872
>trinity
>four things
You fucked up.
Tons of dudes like small boobs though.I'm secretly a normie and go out with my friends every weekend, give or take.
Some girls even complain about being short, even though short girls are better than tall girls.
Do girls really have such little understanding of what men want and how they operate?My ex used to be the same, always complaining about being short and cuter than tall and "hotter"
>>24133107
TOO OLD
Also nice lobster
Small boobs are fine. You're more than the size of your boobs.
>>24135742
Yeah but, is she? If anything, with all of a woman's horrific shortcomings added together, they're actually less than the size of their boobs. That's literally their only redeeming feature.
Try having a small dick you dumb slut
>>24132956
Where you live anon? I live in Massachusetts so it's hard to find one amidst the fatties.
>>24133107
those nipples beg to be tied with string and pulled around
>>24136235
What is Mass like? I've had a thing for it since seeing it in a certain movie as a kid though I've never actually been.
I once chatted with a girl on omegle who complained at me about her small boobs. I told her that I've seen a lot of guys on the internet who prefer small boobs. She then insulted me as a pedophile and disconnected. Fucking chestlets.
>>24136271
It's really cold in the winter and humid in the summer. Education is pretty good but the average student still manages to be a retard. Pretty liberal views overall, pretty good for getting a job with good pay. Also very business oriented, don't be surprised when you see tons of insurance companies.
>>24130013
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE
TIT SIZE IS NEARLY IRRELEVANT
MEN LOVE TITS OF ALL SIZES
my God the shit women will complain about. It's like complaining that your mansion is on two hectares of private land rather than three.
>>24130013
seriously?
Not one of you cocks told op to post her titties?
She's on here whining about her chest yet hasnt provided 1-5 pics of her chest ?
get it together you beta orbit dweebs
>>24130104
found the nigger
>>24130013
>have one chance at life
>born with big boobs
>male
>>24130157
aaaaaaaaaaah
why cant boys like you actually exist??????
>>24136380
it just proves her point that literally NO ONE likes small titties;_;
>>24133084
Thanks, man. I needed that confidence boost. Reminds me of this 5'5 white hipster lookin fella I saw walking hand in hand with this 6'0 8/10 blonde. Completely blew my mind.
But yeah, on topic. Girls are complaining about basically nothing with the titty thing. Now being ugly, that's something that'd make me feel legit bad for a girl.
>>24136633
>tfw ugly and small boobs
>>24130163
What do you have to offer besides your vagina?
>>24136610
i love all boobs, we are everywhere
>>24136610
>comes to /r9k/
>complains about boys that are robots
whats your deal?
>tell all the girls I meet I like their smaller boobs
>secretly prefer big ones
>>24130013
I like all titties. just not gross titties. Small titties are cute titties for cute girls
aw yh
>>24130013
well if it makes you feel better,
I do well with woman and tit size doesn't matter to me
I'm into models, and they are all flat anyway
if you're ugly with small tits you have no hope though
>>24136683
Thats just natural
>>24130159
Still you will never always be inferior to Stacy with natural beauty.
>>24136645
Hang in there, fembot. You'll find that 4/10 guy who isn't a creep, one day.
>>24136653
i mean boys that prefer small titties, not someone who secretly lusts for stacy's big ones :/
>>24136662
w-what do you mean? i didn't complain! i love robots! especially robots who like small boobs!
Small breasted petite women are fucking hot.
All you have to do is all any woman has to do to be attractive, which is not get fat.
You really can't have small tits and be fat, though.
>>24136773
Oh, right, my bad. How tall are you anonette? Small boobs are delicious on small petite girls. But unfortunately they are just weird on tall girls :/
>>24136773
there is no secretly lusting after big boobs
i lust after every type of boobs
but mostly after the ones i can touch
small big medium all sizes are welcome
stop being stupid and suck my cock
please
>>24136773
Why the fuck are you even here
Back to >>>/soc/, lady
Who /flat chest lover/ here?
>tfw no flat chest wide hip thin waist gf
>>24136807
i'm 5'6, and i have broad shoulders so they do indeed look weird on me :/
>>24136816
>please
cute, i would
>>24136834
You sound like a normie. And you are because girls can't be robots.
Ree.
>>24136834
>i'm 5'6, and i have broad shoulders so they do indeed look weird on me :/
You're not that tall. You're a bit above average, but its not like you're 5'9" or anything.
small boobs would look cute on you :)
also i love women with strong shoulders and upper body, it means they can ride you cowgirl style and pin you down hnnnnnngh
>6'1
>180 lbs
>7.5 inch dick
>still no small boob gf
>>24136649
this one million time
>>24136912
It only makes you look worse though man....
>>24136868
i'm not a normie, anon, and i am aware girls can't be robots, don't worry. i hate to reveal my gender usually, but i tend to shitpost in small boob threads because it's the feature i'm most insecure about, sorry of this annoys you :(to be fair, considering what the thread is about, it's obvious there will be female posters
>>24136872
r-really, well thank you, all i want to do is to ride a boy cowgirl style and pin him down! you're very nice
Why do people like short chicks? I'm 6'3
best sex ever was with a 6'0 very tidy model
Short chicks are a pain in bed/when making out
>>24136929
But ya don't understand. Small titties are fuckin fine on ya. Oh my God small titites are just the fucking best
>tfw no small titty gf
aaaaaa
>have one chance at life
>waste your life on video games until you die at 30
>>24130013
I'm fine with my chest.
It's more comfy like that.
>>24130872
You mean the quad-factor
It depends on how they look on you really, small tittays can be equally as good as big ones, but not if the big ones have the firmness and shape of small ones.
>>24136929
>r-really, well thank you, all i want to do is to ride a boy cowgirl style and pin him down! you're very nice
Thank you :) I'm not actually that nice, since I'm a robot, but I do try to be nice. I'd love it if you could ride me
Do you think 5'9" is too short?
>>24137072
Pretty average.
>>24130013
I fucked a chestlet once. She had a great arse and vago. I would fuck her forever, but she wanted a baby so I split.
my mommy gf is a chestlet
>Complaining about being small breasted
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste, honestly.
FUCKING FEMBOTS ARE A LIE
YOU CAN NEVER FEEL OUR FEELS ON THE SAME LEVEL
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
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>>24137072
>Do you think 5'9" is too short?
not at all! desu i prefer when guys aren't intimidatingly tall, and i think 5'9 is a great height, especially for riding purposes :)
>>24138077
What about 5'11, babe?
You want to ridethe bone train?
>>24130163
>things women say to justify treating beta orbiters like shit
>>24130013
I have an A cup too, the benefits are that after 30 our boobs will still be up and not sagging
>>24136923
that's not an answer.
>>24138245
Be my gf please baby :*
>>24138245
be my small boob gf
>born with a large chest
>have an age play fetish
>can't find a guy who likes big tits and age play
I-I'm still a Virgin, thanks to all you A cup Grils
>>24130013
Small boobs are way more aesthetic than those huge meatsacks which get saggy as soon as you hit 30.
You should be happy to be born with nice to look at small boobies. Men with taste will appreciate them.
>>24138292
A robot already claimed me. Met him on a /b/ thread though
>>24138309
Eh, not that bad. If you have a cute face you'd be pretty nice looking. Definitely someone I'd be intimidated of approaching.
>have one chance at life
>born a black female
Fuck off OP
>>24136610
They do. Men without breast fetishes are relatively common. I suspect most of them value large breasts only because they were taught to. In some parts of Africa, women are always topless and no one gives 3/5 of a fuck. I'm indifferent to breast size (as long as not grotesquely large) and my boyfriend prefers small. This subreddit for flat chests has 100,000 subscribers, with about 200 viewing right now:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TinyTits/
>>24132771
Anon I assure you, once you walk out of the small shit town you're in, you'll see a bright new world of ltr and marriage.
>have one chance at life
>born with a 3" dick
>>24138309
Is that you?
If so , baby we got to talk sometime if , not I'm still down to talk :^]
>>24132404
not true, raised white and never really got into pop culture till this year really, always loved a nice ass more
>>24136876
Do you introduce yourself as the guy with the 7.5 dick? Because I think thats affecting your game
>>24138309
There's hope out there, fem-anon. Last girlfriend I had, had very sizeable D-cup breasts and I still made her my Little.
>>24130122
>potato not related
>>24138431
But I'm a GG cup....... I can't find a Dom, daddy or master who isn't into little loli girls. I feel like giving up :')
I have a preference for small to medium sized breasts. Honestly, it's more about the shape, aeroles and nipples.
>>24130013
Do u have nice ass :)
>>24132056
>easy to get married
Considering hypergamy, no it's not.
Women are the gatekeepers to both sex and commitment.
Even if it WERE easier for men to get married, how is that win, considering how fucked the system is?
>>24138454
How old are you, how tall are you?
>>24130013
>Have one chance at life
>Born with ugly boobs
Why even try being a woman? Pic related is pretty close to how they look, but they're smaller and saggier. I thought losing weight might make them more normal but so far they just look worse.
It kills me inside to think that my husband has to look at these; I hate being naked around him.
>>24138494
get a shake weight you dense bitch
>>24138492
I'm 5ft 5 and 21 ( super short I know...)
>>24138511
Now here's the big thing,how much do you weigh?
>>24138508
I lift weights and so far it hasn't been helping. I do BP 2x a week and try to get plenty of protein.
>>24132113
Yep
>they would take a lower IQ in exchange for bigger tits
>>24138494
>It kills me inside to think that my husband has to look at these; I hate being naked around him.
I'm sure he loves them just the way they are. I wish women would stop putting themselves down like this. It's so counter productive.
>>24138367
>you're just in a small town
>all those stats and the anecdotal horror stories are just fabrications!
>>24138516
67 kg though almost all of it went to my chest and thighs
>>24138077
really? wow thanks you made my day, i'm serious, not memeing f.a.m.
>>24138367
>you'll see a bright new world of ltr and marriage
marriage rate is 30% and falling
single motherhood rate is 50% and rising
50 years ago the marriage rate was 90% and the single motherhood rate was 5%
sure, there are still some people getting married, and there are still some long term relationships going on. but don't pretend like it's a normal thing any more. for the next generation of children, it will be more normal to come from a broken home than a stable one.
>>24138573
>kg
>Britisher:(
But yeah, that's really not bad at all. If you had a cute face I'd be on that like stink on a pig.
>>24138573
you weigh 7kg more than me and i'm 5'11"
>>24138538
The article about German women prefering drunk sex... a little piece of me just died.
Why can't they just be looking for a nice guy to have a relationship with instead of getting drunk and fucking Chad?
>>24138550
>he made me feel special
I am dying over here my man
>>24138545
Well the thing is, we're both very honest with eachother about what we prefer as far as appearances go. He comments if I've been slacking on my diet, and I do the same. We motivate each-other to improve ourselves and that is one of the things that I love most about our relationship.
So I can't help but feel like he does have an opinion on my breasts that he's withholding for the sake of my feelings (he knows I'm self-conscious about them), and it makes me so unhappy to think about.
>Have one chance at life
>don't have sex while young
explain yourselves
>>24138590
I'm actually Australian....... Though being British would be fun.
I-I just want someone to spank and love me Is that so much to ask
>>24138601
Women tend to weigh more than men for a given height.
>>24138607
He loves you. He wants to help you live a healthy life. He doesn't care how your breasts are shaped.
>>24138614
I can spank you if you're ever in America, but love is a strong word, mate.
>>24138614
p-p-perth??
>>24138612
i was the child-god of autism. i discovered penis is also for something else then peeing when i was 14.
when i used to get erection for first times i thought i need to pee a lot.
i had a first friend i could talk to by the age of 18.
my longest conversation with a girl was when i was ordering food for two days.
>>24138612
i had my heart broken and i never quite recovered
>>24138612
Was looking for the right one in my teens, she didn't come along. Didn't want to lose my virginity to some skank.
Now in my twenties, I meet the right one but she only wants casual sex while I'm looking for a relationship. Maybe I should've gone for the skank...
>>24138601
But do you have GG breasts? They make up for some of the weight :'(
>>24138660
Melbourne.... But I have relatives in Perth
>>24133003
>tfw when 5'3 and prefer shorter guys because I have an easier time kissing them
>>24138698
>tfw no titcow gf
>>24138706
how old are you? do you have a bf? are you a virgin?
>>24138735
I-I'm a tit-cow girl and single
>>24138764
i live on the gold coast :(
>tfw prefer mostly skinny women with small breasts
>tfw see these threads everyday
>tfw still no gf ever cause those girls go for Chad too
>>24138742
>>24138742
I'm 21, haven't had a boyfriend in about a year and am a virgin...... I'm a lost cause
>>24138489
Yes but women eagerly seek out marriage. The older they get, the more open they are to dating men from different walks of life. You;ll notice that men who are made of rippling muscles don't get chosen for long term relationships like more lean guys are. More mature women look for stability vs a good fuck.
Who said its a win? From what I understand from the OP, chestlet doesn't want sex with just any guy, but thats all people here are offering (just fuck any guy op). In both cases it sucks, but its better than nothing.
>>24138538
>Implying you wouldn't trade IQ for a bigger dick
>>24138808
>had a bf
>lost cause
Fuck off fat roastie
>>24138842
Only partner I had was long distance and digital, fairly sure I was being catfished as well.
>>24138612
My parents wouldn't give me money for train fare, and they were always home.
>>24138841
>Implying you wouldn't trade IQ for a bigger dick
I wouldn't
>>24138874
>Having a satisfactory sized dick
Fucking normie
I'd trade a couple points for an inch
>>24138865
Be my gf pls. I wont catfish you , but you might wish you were when you see my face.
>>24138841
>7 inches
Why would I want it to be any bigger?
>>24138841
Ahaha, this is true, I'll confirm.
>>24130013
Im a straight male and I find big boobs to be hot, however I would not reject a girl I liked based on breast size, its just a prefference, kinda like height on a guy.
>>24138901
FUCK OFF THIS BOARD, CHADFUCK
>>24138887
>>24138901
I want privileged normies to leave
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24138841
I wouldn't do anything for a larger penis desu senpai
>>24138895
I-I'd love to be QuQ. I don't care too much about faces or bodies to be honest, I just want some loving. Contact?
>>24138865
I'd bend you over my knee and spank the crap out of your thick ass andtug on those big tits.But I live so far away. ;_;
>>24138895
>mfw thirsty betas will go after anyone who claims to have a vagina
>>24130013
The size of your tits is not that important.
>>24138919
So I'm Chad just because I'm not a dicklet? Trust me, you wouldn't want to trade for my social anxiety and autism.
Also: skinny, pasty, balding
>>24138951skype - wilbraines
>>24138994
Lad, I'm lonely and I dont mind talking to whoever it is , if you want you can add me too , we can be friends
>>24135119
The sheer thught of how inferior the right one must feel
umf, enough to make me cum. Breasts envy is the best fetish.
>>24130013
>Born with small boobs
Aren't all humans born with just the nipple?
>>24138865
Anonette, long distance doesn't count I think. I once met a girl online too, and we became good friends, and started talking about love and sex and stuff. Then she started calling me her "boyfriend" all the time out of the blue, even though we'd never met, and became creepily obsessive.
Long distance internet relationships don't count. At best they are close friendships.
I'd totally be open to being close friends with you, and even meeting up one day, who knows.
>>24139192
They don't count unless you actually meet up.
>>24130013
what's the problem? tits too small to get tittyfuckd and facialized?
>>24130122
And what are the odds of that? I'm married to a guy who is a tit guy and it fucking sucks knowing he doesnt give any fucks about my a-cup. At least if you have a small dick nobody knows when you're dressed, but no bra is gonna make me look stacked.
>>24138245
This is why my bf prefers small.
>>24130159
That looks and feels disgusting.
>>24130458
I got up to a b cup and its gone again. Next.
>>24130013
>Have one chance at life
>Born male
>>24138309
HOLY SHIT FUCKING DIE OR KILL ME NOW. LADY-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24139452
Being a woman isn't that great when you're older desu senpai.
>another "fembot" attention whoring "waah waah my life is so shit I'm a female!" thread
>250 posts
fuck you fucking kucks
>>24139990
I don't remember the last time a thread I made had more than 10 replies.
>tfw being a woman is more profitable even on an anonymous imageboard
But chestlets, stupid men associate big tits with being fat. There's still hope for you
>>24139990
>tfw hordes of <10 reply threads from other sad guys
>tfw always feel bad seeing them sink to the bottom of the catalog
>tfw fat
>tfw small boobs (36A)
>tfw most of my fat goes to my thighs and ass
I'm working on losing weight, but fuck it's so annoying to have such wonky proportions.
>>24141539
How much progress have you made?
>implying there aren't many men who find small boobs attractive
>implying there aren't many Chads among them
>implying you would settle for anything else but Chad
I know this is troll thread, but you can never repeat the fact about women only wanting Chad too much.
>>24138612
I'm practically chad, I have a good looking face, friends and I'm average weight, but I'm fucking autistic with women.
I literally went through middle school plotting for 3 years how to ask this one girl out who I know had something going for me. I just can't handle being rejected. Also, since I never approach girls I only have guy friends, and it's a small town so if you get rejected by a bitchy girl you're fucked for years.
I don't get why some girls get depressed over having small boobs. Like when I was 15 I did, I'm turning 24 now and can't give two shits.
>don't have to deal with back problems like my large breasted friends
>didn't have to deal with buying new bras every couple months because bust size went up
>boobs still look incredibly perky unlike large breasted friends who have started loosing their perkness and progressing towards sagging.
>still have a bra or two from when I was 17 because my size hasn't changed at all since then. note that they are beat to hell and I only wear those when I have to do manual labor like work.
So yeah. its not that bad being a small B cup. and whats with the whole "chestlet" thing? I thought the word was flat? chestlet sounds like something an idiot would say.
How small are we talking? This girl has kind pf small tots but she is still a 99/10
>>24142112
She is very childlike. Of course she is going to be sexy
>>24142112
Meh, those are definitely average boobs for her frame. You watch too much porn if you think those are small. That should be a C-cup.
>>24138538
>It's fucking poll made on the internet
>they call it a study
fuck journalism
