Well? Who is the most autistic /r9k/ poster?
The guy who makes the wagekek threads 4 times a day?
The guy who makes the "no [series of fucking jibberish] filipina qt gf thread every single day?
Incel Manlet?
>inb4 you pick OP
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>>24129961
dead petposter > asian masculinity > incel > cebruz >filipina qt shit
from greatest autism to least
I'm the guy who spends a bare minimum of 6 hours a day watching or reading or whatever about dinosaurs. I might not be the worst but I might qualify on the list at least.
The guy who posts that ugly half asian chick every two hours
Rapping pepe guy
>>24129961
rickyrip
>>24129961
Raz. WE WUZ KINGS
Anyone with legit piss jugs.
>>24129961
>that guy who has a folder filled with obese black chicks that spams thread with them
I don't know, this board is the justice league of autistic shitposters with their own shticks
>>24129961
I'd say the "tfw no batabouy ruffing, kataoabo stimping, asktaybayro heating, marobaoaruawang finding filipina gf" faggot has medical grade autism.
>sophmore in college
>taking a statistics class
>some pretty girl that is in my class and I have afew mutual friends
>Its an 8Am an I always go get food from the dining hall first
>its always empty except for her and her friends, me, and afew other people
>She invites me to sit with her because i have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and would not want to impose or force my presence on them as I feel I always bring down the mood
>always sit with her and her friends and quietly eat my breakfast
>she always makes an effort to talk to me(i think either out of pity or out of sadism to watch me squirm )
>she always has on what appeared to me to be the most fake smile and the most nefarious giggle when we conversed(I suspected she was attempting to subtly mock me)
>end of semester finals time rolls around
>Im autistic and good at math so she tells me we should study together
>I try to avoid it so I dont seem desperate
>she insists takes my number and invites me, I am sure to seem reluctant so it doesnt seem strange
>show up at her room at the agreed upon time
>she is wearing really short tight booty short/pajama things
>she starts cuddling up next to me >mfw
>eventually she is sitting in my lap wiggling around I can literally feel the warmth of her bannana hole
>im in a full blown panic at this point
>she says something about me being comfy and does a 100% evil and knowing laugh, and puts on some fake smile, that triggers my insincere senses
>something is wrong here but I cant put my finger on it
>realize that she must have friends hiding in her closet that want me to make a move so they jump can laugh at me and she would say "haha did you really think you could hook up with me wierdo get the fuck out!" and then beat me up and dump milk on me or something
>tell her I gotta run to the bathroom
>run, literally ran, back to my dorm chainsmoke a half pack and go to bed
>her friend tells me later that she cried after this
>dont talk to her ever again
JUST
I vote for the guy that posts a filipina gf thread every day.
>>24130626
Never post this again senpai
Filipina gf guy literally has posted every day for half of this year. The robot hasn't even slowed him down. There's no way he isn't the most autistic guy on r9k
>>24130626
i refuse to believe this is real
>>24130626
if I ever get a chance like this to get it in, i'll take it just to avenge you, anon
The fag that posts >tfw no bf every fucking day
that one gut who makes britfeel threads everyday, then talks to himself using his phone and multiple computers to act as new posters sad tb/h lads
1. tranny posters
2. steam posters
3. Asian Masculinity
The guy who posts Smug Wojak in every thread along with a single line of pointless text.
>>24132355
Wait is this true?
>>24130626
Please be fake. This makes me feel very strange.
>>24132355
stfu familly britfeel posts are my nigga
>mfw getting cultured
>>24130283
loooooooooooool
you made my night.
<3
>>24130626
Would you mind if I rape you?
What a fucking monster.
Fuck you.
>>24130626
I hate you with all my heart. This is fake and you still rused me, gj
>>24129961
an autist is you
>>24129961
boco
I'd say filipina guy is pretty up there, wagekek is pretty delusional which is always funny
Kekposters.
Can't they just get a board of their own like /mlp/ did?
robots who pretend to have gfs/ friends to piss us other robots off
>>24132490
But anon, he's a real human bean.
The guy who creates the "waaahhh I can't get a gf because I'm short" threads every day.
>if only I were taller I'd be swimming in pussy!
>>24130626
you did the good thing anon. don't fall in their tricks!
ribena aka poleaboo desu
>>24130626
>>24130626
Yeah I think we just found the most autistics guy on the board right here.
Craig. Does he post here still?
I make a shitload of the wagekek threads and I have a full time job
I also post in other people's wagekek threads pretending to be NEET
>>24130626
Damn dude..
If not for your intense paranoia you might have had a chance at the normie life
